Author's Note: Hello Readers, I'm sorry I haven't updated recently, my internet at home has been cut off, so I had to type this up on my old computer, that is great for typing, not good for internet. So now after I gave you a preview, on the last chapter, I'm going to upload two chapters! YAY!
'Friend'-Took you goddamn long enough. Procrastinator!
Me-Like your one to talk! At least I've already uploaded my story! Nyeh!
'Friend'-WHATEVER! I'm going for a walk.
Me-NOOOOOOOO!
….ON TO THE DISCLAIMER!
Disclaimer!: I only own my OC's and my school, DMC characters are not mine, but I wish they were. *pouty face*
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"Hello~~o! Ms. Girly girl! Where are you heading in such a hurry?" Goddammit! Sonnuva Fucking Bitch! Can't these two leave me alone, or at least DANTE!?... "Home", I replied, deadpan. "Why in such in a hurry? Miss Kitty? You even missed Ms. Boreal's class. And from what I hear, that's pretty uncommon. And so is the school coming under attack, quite a coincidence, don't you think?", asked Vergil, looking out towards the driver's window, where his brother was driving, from the passengers seat. *sigh* Time for my sarcastic retort. "Why would you think that? And how would you know so much about me, do you make it a habit to stalk random students at the random school's you substitute, or are you not even real teachers and are really rapists and kidnappers, who disguise them selves as highly unprofessional teachers?", and with that I continued down the block, towards my house.
As I get to my driveway, Dante and Vergil, pulled into the vacant…house…next…door…FUCK! "Well, Well, Well. Looks like we are next door neighbors, eh, Girly girl. What a coincidence, Right Bro'?", Dante said, getting out of his car. Vergil just looked at his brother with distaste. And sighed. Bullshit if this is a coincidence, these…Asshole and hot intelligent guy, are totally investigating me, Dammit! Dammit! Dammit! And if I didn't think today could get any worse, Karma decided against that, 'cause as a big 'Fuck You, Kitty', a black Ford 4x4 truck came into view down the road. "Shit!", I say trying to get into my house without getting spotted, to late. As the truck pulls into the driveway, my 'Uncle', Jerald Hinners, gets out, pissed the fuck off. "What the ever living Fuck, do you think your doing, bring people over to MY HOUSE!?", he grabbed me by my shirt collar, goodbye sarcastic remarks, time for dismissive and complacent servant. "S-Sorry, Uncle. But the-", but before I could finish, he through me at the garage, by my shirt collar no less. "And who ever the FUCK, You hair bleaching bastards are, get the fuck out of my neighborhood!" he yelled at Vergil and Dante, I hid behind the front end of the truck, 'cause if Vergil and Dante were going to kill the bastard, I'm getting' front row seats. My 'Uncle' was a balding man, with a grey/black beard, that was neatly trimmed, he liked to dress in expensive suits, today he wore a grey one, with a matching tye.
"Sorry to disrupt your day, Mr. Hinners, I presume, but we're your new neighbors, and we were just asking your niece about the neighborhood. My name is Dante and this is my twin brother, Vergil, nice to meet you.", said Dante, huh maybe he isn't that much of a complete idiot, at least he knows how to brown nose up to some one. The look on my 'Uncle's' face was priceless. "Oh…Hehhahahaha, sorry for yelling at you neighbor, just had a long day, and I thought you were people who were going to take away my ser-*ahem* I mean my 'niece'. Speaking of which…Kitty, what the FUCK, are you still doing out here, don't you have a house to clean? My friends will be here in less than an hour. So I suggest that you, I don't know, GET TO WORK!", he said, at the end he turned towards my hiding place, which I presumed to head into the house.
….40 minutes later…. Jerald Hinners work buddies, 5 ugly men showed up to get drunk and gamble, with the surprise addition of Dante. After two hours of playing, Dante was completely broke, so he left. At the end of the night, my 'Uncle' had all together lost over $500, and he was pissed, so naturally, he took it out one me. Today he punched me with his huge fists, kicked me with his steel toe hunting boot. That was normal, but tonight he was extra drunk and extra pissed, so he did something new, he grabbed the kitchen knife and stabbed me in the gut. "Gaah", I gasped, as I lost my breath, coughing up blood on the kitchen floor. "Now look what you've done, you worthless piece of shit! Clean up this mess! NOW!", and with that he went and took a shower, after that he went to bed. Me? I cleaned up my blood, I had grabbed some white towels, to hold in any more blood, that was coming out of my wound in my gut. After I cleaned it up, I carefully, went down to my 'room' and went in to my 'secret door' aka my medical supplies and extra bandages, for nights like this. I grabbed a good amount, and went out to the front yard, it was well past sun set, the moon was out, which worked as a perfect lightfor me to cleacn my wounds.
I have a secret little 'den' aka, a hole in the snow, next to the hose, not that I used the hose in the winter, but there was a nice patch of ice that I could use to help clean out my stabbed insides. So as I started to unwrap the now red towels, I'm going to bleach those later, that's why I used white, 'cause of the wonderful product known as bleach, and NO not the anime or manga, that would be stupid. Anyways, as I continued unwrapping the towels, my neighbor's door opened, and out came Vergil, in a blue long sleeve shirt, with grey jeans. He sniffed the air, he could probably smell my blood, next thing I know I've got Yamato next to my face. Not even flinching, I blinked, with a deadpan face and said, "Yes, can I help you?"
The look on his face was frickin' hilarious, a look between dumbfounded and utter surprise, which either of these is an accomplishment on the blue clad devil hunter, and I managed to get both, POINT GOES TO RUFUS! (A/N: I do not own Final Fantasy VII Abridged, that belongs to cloudstrife8…at least I believe that's his account name, not positive.) Anyways, his face instantly went down to my wound, he cursed under his breathe, than he asked, "What the hell did you do?" "*scoff* Does it really matter, can you leave me be, I need to clean this out before I lose feeling in my hands.", I replied, going back to my work. "Why are you cleaning out a wound like that outside!?", he asked, looking at me with another priceless face, damn, where's a camera when you need it? Sam and Dom are not going to believe this. "Because I'm not aloud to use the bathroom inside the house, that's for my 'Uncle's' family, I shower in the garage, and go to the bathroom outside, I clean my wounds outside, at night, 'cause no one is outside, so people don't pester me, or people don't usually pester me, but I guess you're the exception.", I stated, not looking up from my wound, which I had almost finished cleaning. I had started the stitches, when he spoke again. "Would you like to come to my house, I have some better medical supplies.", he said, looking at me incredulously, Goddammit, I could really use that camera. "No, if my 'Uncle' found out, I'd be in worse trouble.", I replied, continuing my stitches. "I'm not going to let a girl I'm investigating die of hypothermia, or blood lose, right next to my house.", and with that, he grabbed me by right arm, lifting me up carefully, and toke me to his house. Before I could protest, I was in a really warm room, the living room of his house, in which, Nero, from DMC 4 was snoring loudly on the couch, watching the news. As the door slammed behind Vergil, Nero, jumped about 4 feet in the air, I laughed, and then regretted it, 'cause of the big hole in my gut.
"Dafuq?! Who the hell's the chick in your arms, don't tell me you kidnapped a girl to have your way with?!", Nero said, looking at me, then back to Vergil. I turned all shades of red, and I think I saw Vergil blush, but it could have been the bad lighting…yeah it was the bad lighting, no way in the 7 hell's would Vergil blush…Right? Anyways, I looked at him, and asked in all seriousness, "Are you Dante's son? Or his lover?" This time it was Nero's turn to turn bright red. "Wh-What the Fuck?!"
"*ahem* Although this discussion is entertaining, this 'chick' has a hole in her gut, so if you wouldn't mind Nero, could you get the med-kit.", said Vergil. After that, Nero got the med-kit, Vergil stitched me up, gave me some pain medication, and after the pain subsided I decided to speak ,"So, you said something about 'investigating', would you like to deliberate?"