Disclaimer: Butch Hartman owns this. Not me. If I owned this, I wouldn't be on up: This is a DxS shipper piece. I wanted to write down the idea before I forgot about it.

Drabble #2: Fake Out Make Out

Danny Phantom, resident ghost boy, was currently being chased around by Valerie Gray, one of the resident ghost hunters. After the time Danny destroyed Valerie's suit, Valerie's grudge against him only grew. Her grudge grew because she thought that Danny thought that she was in the suit when he destroyed it. As if she wasn't mad enough at him already for indirectly causing her dad to lose his job.

"Please, I don't want to hurt you! I never wanted to hurt you! Why can't we call a truce?" Danny shouted for the third time that afternoon. His plead met stubborn ears.

"You shouldn't have ruined my life to begin with!" Valerie yelled in response, her voice dripping with venom. "It's too late for truces, ghost boy!"

BOOM! Danny flew at breakneck speed to dodge the blasts from Valerie's ecto-gun. The ecto-gun had just morphed into nine huge cannons, and he needed to get away quickly.

She chased him into the park, where Danny found a familiar face with lilac eyes. It was his friend Sam, who he was supposed to meet at the park with Tucker. Where was Tuck, anyways?

"Dan-uh, Phantom! Over here!" Sam shouted at Danny.

"Wait a minute. How do you know the ghost boy?" Valerie exclaimed, confused. "Has he overshadowed you? Has he corrupted Tucker too? You always hang out with him. Do you know if he's got Danny Fenton yet? HELLO?" The ghost hunter was greeted with silence and awkward stares.

While Valerie was shouting questions, Danny had flown off with Sam at a speed of 50 miles per hour.

"Did she really say 'Do you know if he's got Danny Fenton yet'?" Sam said, half laughing.

"Yes. It's her new theory, where we're all corrupted by the evil ghost boy." Danny replied, also laughing.

Their laughter was disturbed by a very angry ghost hunter, who Danny saw flying in the distance on her jet sled.

"I'm gonna get you, Phantom! You'll pay for that!" They heard Valerie shout in the distance.

"Danny, we have to get out of here! Valerie's flying right towards us!" Sam screamed.

"Uh… there's a deserted clearing over there, at the park! Let's go there, and hope she doesn't find us!" Danny said as he made them both invisible and intangible.

"Phew, that's a relief," Sam said as they landed in the clearing. "I thought we would never get away from her."

"Well, I don't think we've gotten away from her just yet. There's a ghost bomb flying at us, and there's rustling in the bushes," Danny replied quickly.

The ghost bomb landed far enough outside of the clearing to not hurt them, but close enough to leave clouds of grey smoke, right where Danny and Sam were standing. Just then, they heard footsteps and the crunching of the leaves.

"Quick! We have to do something!" Danny whispered, "But what?"

Tucker Foley had been waiting on a metal park bench for the past 45 minutes. He was playing games on his PDA for a half an hour; expecting Danny and Sam to show up any minute now. After beating his top score for the millionth time, he thought they surely would have been at the park by now. However, once he came back to this world again, they still weren't there.

Where are Danny and Sam? They should have been here over a half an hour ago! Tucker thought furiously.

Just then, he heard a certain ghost hunter shout, "I'm gonna get you, Phantom!" And Tuck could have sworn that he saw a flash of black and white soaring in the distance.

"Is Valerie going after Danny again?" Tucker said to himself, "And is Sam with him?"

He turned and saw that Danny and Sam were headed towards the deserted clearing at the park. Tucker had gone there many times before, where he needed to get away from the world. No one had ever found him there, including his friend with ghost powers. It was the perfect place to hide.

Well, I better join them, Tucker thought. I should really help them escape from Valerie and whatever ghost was chasing them. Honestly, am I really surprised it was ghost business that made them both really late? He checked his watch again, and discovered that while he was thinking, 20 minutes had past!

Being over an hour late had settled it. Danny and Sam needed his help to battle the ghost, and fast. Tucker Foley was headed towards the deserted clearing to help his friends, his feet crunching on the leaves. He was making just enough noise to be heard only by people who were listening.

After ten seconds of freaking out and feverishly deciding on what to do, the fake out make out idea had quickly occurred to Sam. There was no time to spring the suggestion on Danny. The footsteps were getting closer, and she could hear the crunching leaves. Sam could also hear a whoosh, like someone flying through the air on a jet sled.

No, that must be me, Sam thought. Valerie must be the person walking towards the deserted clearing. No more time, Danny's still in Phantom form. She jumped on Danny and kissed him swiftly on the lips.

Sam was kissing him, Danny thought deliriously. Of course, it was a fake out make out, but to anyone who didn't know better, the two lovebirds had finally gotten together. It was enough to distract the footsteps and the crunching leaves, which were probably Valerie. Valerie was going to walk in right when the smoke cleared, and she wouldn't suspect a thing about Danny's secret identity.

The smoke was finally clearing just as a familiar camera flashed.

Hold on, a camera? Sam thought to herself. Valerie didn't have a camera with her ghost hunting equipment, unless you counted the ones Vlad Plasmius had hidden so he could spy on Danny. Plasmius's cameras wouldn't have flashed, though, Sam reasoned mentally.

Some clicks and a beep were heard as they echoed through the clearing.

This can't be Valerie, Danny thought, because Valerie would have left or gone "Oh, I knew you two lovebirds would get together someday.

Well, Sam contemplated, As long as it's not—

"I knew you two lovebirds would get together someday!" Tucker exclaimed. Danny and Sam pulled apart, startled.

"Oh, no!" The lovebirds said simultaneously while blushing. "It was a fake-out make-out!"

"Now, I thought it was ghost business! Waiting on a park bench for over an hour, what other excuse could you have? But this one's going on the Internet," Tucker said gleefully. "In fact, it's already on there!"

"Tucker!" Danny yelled as he and Sam started chasing poor Tuck around, trying to get a hold of his PDA.

"It's already on the Internet! But don't you hurt my baby," Tucker started cooing over his PDA. Danny and Sam looked at him weirdly, and then burst out laughing as they started chasing him some more.

Valerie Gray, ghost hunter, was on the hunt for the ghost boy. He had just slipped through her fingers, taking Sam Manson with him.

Well, you won't get away with this one, Phantom. I'll personally make sure you're locked up in the Ghost Zone forever.

Phantom was headed to an area in the park. It seemed to be in the middle of the woods, just off of the trail. The area must have been a deserted clearing.

Whoosh! Her jet sled made that annoying noise sometimes, when it was flying really fast. She hated it, as it gave anyone with sharp ears an idea where she was.

Valerie floated above the clearing to see a weird sight. Danny Fenton and Sam Manson were blushing furiously while laughing and chasing Tucker Foley. Tucker seemed to have something uploaded on his PDA.

Wait a minute. Was Tucker- cooing- over his PDA? If he was, Valerie wasn't surprised. He was obsessed with his technology.

She decided to leave the three friends alone and to look for Phantom again.

A/N: Second drabble done! Even though in this case, it's more of a oneshot. Sorry if you're not a DxS shipper, there will probably be other non-DxS shipper pieces on here. Anyways, leave a review! Constructive criticism accepted.