Author's Note: SOOOOOOORRRRRRYYYYYY! I've been EXTREMELY Busy lately and the interwebs have been down at my house and more just kept pilling up, but now here we go the next chapter of 'It's Called Irony'!

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~Sam's POV~

Falling...

Falling...

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Holy Shit! How the hell much farther am I going to fall!...Wait. Why am I falling?...

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I thought hard about this, why? Why was I falling into this dark abyss? My name, let me think about this...My name is Samuel Auro Korpa, I just turned eighteen less than a week ago... Wait! Now I remember! Today was Cyrenna's Birthday...We made a bet...then... GAHHH! I remember, she got hurt, slipped into a coma, Ironically just when we got a snowstorm in June, on her birthday, and she fell into... a coma...

…..*Crack*...Huh, what was that? It sounded like something breaking... Wait, I seem to have stopped falling, I'm just floating here. In this black limbo. I try to turn my head, but I can't move. For some reason I'm not scared though, I feel at complete peace... "He...me."...Huh? Whose there? "Help me..." Help you? How? WHO ARE YOU? "Help me... My Nakama..." GRAAHHH! I don't speak Japanese! How? How? HOW? WHO ARE YOU? "Beware... DoN't WaK3 Up, Tr4v31, ThRoUgH Th3 W01rDs, 4nD R3c0v3r HeR Kokoro!"...What the Hell does that mean?...Wooo...

I'm falling! Again!...Grahhhhh!

~Normal POV~

Sam fell through the darkness, as he continued to fall, images, like a bunch of random scenes in a movie flew past him. They were from a third persons point of view. All surrounding around a little girl, with dark brown hair, in some scenes, she had glasses on, in others she had none, she was short, and unnaturally skinny, or what would seem so, and she had blue eyes, that seemed to take in everything around her. In some scenes, she acted really stupid, in others she said things far from the norm of a girl her age. She's acting stupid! Sam realized, from watching these clips of the girls life.

He continued to fall, but the area below him started to lighten, and the scenes, vanished. Before the light over ran the dark, he heard one phrase, "Please! Help Her find herself. Onagai!" "Wa-wait! What do you mean?", he yelled, before he found himself falling through a night sky. His eyes bugged out. "Holy SHIT!", He yelled as he fell. He looked below him, and saw trees. Before he could say anything smartass-ish, he was tumbling through the trees, he finally came to a stop on top of a someone. The said someone immediately shoved Sam off, who was in a complete daze, his head spinning. Then he snapped back to his senses, only to find a sword looking thing pointing at his throat, and a lot of strange small white glowing card things holding him in place. "WH-WHAT THE HELL?!", he yelled, struggling against his restraints, to no avail. "That's WHAT I'd Like to Know!", yelled the person who he had fell on, but not the person who had the sword, or Dagger as he now saw, to his neck. "Call down, Kitt-chan.", stated the person, a young girl by closer inspection, who had the dagger at Sam's neck. "WHY!? HE LANDED ON TOP OF ME!", the person he had landed on, exclaimed very loudly. A female voice, Sam thought, kind of annoying, a familiar annoying though... He looked up at his captives, and asked in a semi-calm voice, 'cause he is still freaking out in his head, "Who are you? And W-Where am I?"

The girl with the long dagger at his throat snickered, then spoke, "Well, I'm Leah. Miss-Kinda-Miffy, over here is-" She was unable to finish, for the girl in question interrupted her, saying, "First he answers a few questions. Like the obvious, Who are YOU? And Why the Hell you fell out of the sky, through the trees, and ON TOP OF ME!?"

"I wish I Fucking Knew! I just went to the Hospital 'cause my Good Friend Fell into a an 'effing coma, then when I got to her room, I started falling, then everything went dark, I was falling THROUGH AN 'EFFING BLACK ABYSS! THEN I HEAR THIS WEIRD FUCKING VOICE! THEN I SEE THESE WEIRD SCENES! THEN I'M FALLING THROUGH A NIGHT SKY, THROUGH TREES AND ON TO YOU! SO BITCH I AM NOT IN THE MOOD FOR BEING INTERIGATED!" , Sam snapped on the girl who had originally snapped and yelled at him. Her eyes widened and she took a step back, and then did the last thing anyone thought she would, kneeled down, grabbed one of the glowing cards, which all flew away from from Sam, completely releasing him from his restraints. "Wha-what? Wh-why?", he said dumbfounded. "Leah, release him, and get him something to wear.", the girl said, turning on her heel, ignoring his question, and walking towards a fire pit that Sam had not noticed before.

"A-Okay, Kitt-chan!", said the girl, Leah, who looked just like a little girl, with silver/gray hair, who upon the other girl's, Kitt-chan, as Leah called her, orders, resheathed her dagger, in a sheathe on her back side. She held out her hand, then looked at Sam more closely, covered her eyes, her face a deep red, turned around quickly, and went to a bag on the side of the fire pit. Sam looked at her weirdly, then looked at himself, and instantly understood her face she made. He was naked, except for a REALLY small loincloth. He covered himself with his arms, his face a deep magenta. Wishing he had more on. Leah threw a pile of clothes at him, which he graciously took and quickly went behind the tree he had been leaned against, and put them on.

When he was done dressing, he went over to the fire pit, where the girl, Kitt-chan, had started a fire. Upon closer inspection, Sam looked over the clothes Leah had given him, I look a lot like Gourry from Slayers, after he chased the Lord of Nightmares in Lina's form, and lost all his armor, he thought to himself. He had a million and one questions, but before he could ask anything though, Kitt-chan stood up and held out her hand and said, "Sorry for snapping earlier, I was grumpy from you landing on me, and waking up. My name is Kittlanna Ryon. What's yours?" "Sam Korpa.", he replied, shaking her outstretched hand. "Thought so. You're not from this world, are you?", Kittlanna said, sitting down on a log, next to the fire, motioning for him to sit next to her. "Huh?", was his only reply. "You fell through the sky, and had basically no clothes on, just like her, and you look just like Her desciption of Her friend, Samuel Auro Korpa. So I figured, after I calmed down, that you were from Her world as well.", Kittlanna stated poking the fire with a stick. "Who's 'Her'?", Sam asked, looking at her quizically. "Cyrenna-Jayde Brooks, she and I met in a similar way as you and I, falling out of the sky in next to no clothes. That was about a year and a half ago. She told me she was in a car accident, the driver was someone she knew, then she had a similar experience as you did.", Kittlanna stated, pulling a pot that Sam had not seen earlier, out of the fire, with the stick she had in her hand. After she pulled it out, she grabbed a bowl out of pretty much nowhere, and dunked it into the pot, where a stew was brewing. "Can I have some?", Sam asked, when his stomach started to growl like crazy. In response to his question, she handed him the bowl, with a spoon in it. "Oh, Thanks.", he replied, digging into the stew, Kittlana just nodded her head in acknowledgment.

After he finished the stew, and seconds, and thirds, Sam got the nerve to ask one more question as he was nodding off, immensely tired, "What is this world called?" "Well we call our world the Material Plane, but after we met with some old colleagues of mine she called this world, the 'Slayers' world." Sam looked at her incredulously and just sat there for a bit letting this sink in. His head started to nod. Seeing this, Kittlana stood up and grabbed a blanket, handing it to Sam, he looked up at the blanket tiredly, grabbed it and curled up on the ground and before he fell asleep, he said, "Thank you."

After he fell asleep, Leah came over to sit next to Kittlana on the log. She looked at her companian sadly, "Are you sure this is how you want to do this? He is-" "That's enough Leah-chan, please just rest, get some sleep, I'll keep watch." ,Kittlana said looking down at the fire. "Are you...going to watch him sleep?" Leah replied with a chesire grin. Kittlana replied by throwing a bowl at Leah's face, and an angry face. Retreating backwards, Leah grabbed a blanket and curled up on the ground, and went to sleep. Kittlana just sighed and went looked at the fire, thinking intently. This will be interesting...

Kitty Katrona: AND CUT!

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