"Did you know that Voldie has the word 'die' in it," said a female voice. Voldemort looked up in horror, hoping against hope that there was no authoress with pink paint.
"Whew," he said, when he realized it was just a red headed girl. A redhead girl who had green eyes and looked very familiar.
"Oh, shit," Voldemort said, as he realized he was staring at Lily Potter.
"'Oh, shit' is daymn right," Lily said, smiling, and holding a flame thrower.
Voldemort started running. Lily started chasing.
Voldemort has yet to be able to outrun Lily.
Lord Voldie died again.