"Don't do it, don't do it lady." Two girls on motorcycle screamed to the car Donna was in.

She stared at them, 'What did they know?' she had spent hours looking for just the right dress with Jackie and at the end she had ended up at a tailors, it was perfect. And she was going to have a nice trauma free wedding.

Almost everything had been taken care of, for her, it was such a more simple wedding than the first one would have been. Her mom had flow out from California and her parents were acting civilized enough to take her to the wedding together. She was a little worried about how late Hyde had kept Eric the night before but Hyde had had a lot on his plate that week trying to deal with Jackie, and probably needed the bachelor party more than Eric did.

Donna saw her parents walk out of Jackie's building together, something in the pit of her stomach had an odd feeling, "Oh crap I hope they didn't sleep together." She said under her breath.

Midge "Donna, that was Jackie on the phone, she said we should go on without her, she just has to give the finally instructions to the new caterer."

Donna "Hyde fire the originally one?"

Bob "Righty-o"

Donna "Ok let's go."

At the church.

Donna "What's going on, we've been here an hour and no one has told us anything yet."

Kitty "Everything is fine, oh you look so pretty." She laughs.

Donna "Fine if no one will tell me I'll go find out for myself."

Midge "No, its bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her wedding dress before the wedding."

Donna "Well at least I know he showed up this time, but if he's here then why wont anyone tell me what's going on, and where's Jackie?"

Donna walks out of the backroom, the room isn't full, and there isn't a single flower to be seen. She walks straight up to Eric, "So, where are the flowers your aunt was sending?"

Eric closes his eyes "Donna I can't see you in your wedding dress"

Donna "Eric grow up, and answer my question."

Eric laughs nervously, "Well you see my aunt she thought we were getting married yesterday, but I was told they looked beautiful at the Summers' wedding."

Kelso who has been inspecting the behind the altar, pokes his head out long enough to say a quick "Burn".

Donna "Kelso what are you doing back there?"

Kelso "Uh, I'm definitely not inspecting one of the bridesmaids that's for sure."

Donna "That better be Brooke back there."

Eric "Whoever it is, get her out of there, this is a church man."

Kelso "If this is a church then where's the priest?"

Donna looking at Eric "Eric, what is Kelso talking about, where's the priest."

Eric shrugs "Missing?"

Donna "I can't believe this, ok, so we're just going to sit here and wait, there's no I'm not getting married today,"

Kelso "And its not like anything else can go wrong."

Diane "You did not just say that. It's bad luck."

Donna "Kelso you felt up the department head of foreign languages at NYU."

Kelso "Well I'm an usher and I felt up the hottest bridesmaid, I have a right to, and anyhow I've already slept with all the others."

Diane huffs and walks off.

Donna frogs Kelso "I invited Diane to set up Fez, can't you fool around with your own girlfriend?"

Kelso "She found out I was living with Brooke and now she wont let me near her, so I have to stay alert."

Donna "Kelso you're a pig." She sits down on one side of the altar, Eric sits down across from her and stares at her.

A half hour later, Eric pacing "Ok, this is getting ridiculous, I'm going to call someone…"

Donna rolls her eyes "I'll do it, sit back down."

She comes back in ten minutes "He had forgotten, they had to wake him up. he'll be here in ten minutes." She sighs and sits down.

Fifteen minutes later, the priest rushes into the room. "I'm sorry folks, let's get started, everyone get in their places."

Everyone takes a place, priest "The groom goes on the right."

Eric "Oh, right sorry."

Priest "If everyone is here. May we begin?"

Eric "Actually my best man is still missing and he has the rings and my mom went…"

Kitty walks in, "Kids, there's a phone call."