Something stopped the full chapter getting on. I've been grounded for the past while, and before that, my computer broke. It's almost back to normal, but, the cd-rom drive isn't responding. I'll have to get my dad to look at it, so I'll probably be delayed...again...for a third time.

Chapter 3

Kakashi's Test

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"It's me. Naruto."

Sakura stared, lost.

On the other hand,

"Naruto-kun! Welcome home!" Lee said. (Go LEE!)

"Arigato, Fuzzybrow-san." Naruto replied.

"Bet you learned some new wimpy jutsus out there, eh, Naruto?" Kiba said, growling.

Naruto replied with a grin, "They're bad enough to whoop you."

"Ow, Kiba, 3rd degree burn. Keeping out of trouble?" Choji said.

"Yeah? Are you, troublesome dolt?" Shikamaru mumbled.

"Lazy bum." Naruto said.

"Dumb baka," retaliated Shikamaru

"Nice to have you home, Naruto." Shino said simply. Nobody even knew he was here. They also realized this was probably the longest casual sentence he had ever spoken. (Sorry Shino fans. I think he rocks too, but couldn't help meself)

"Thanks."

Sakura stood up. Then she slapped Naruto. He saw this coming but knew not to dodge or else invoke more of her wrath.

"Why did you leave?" She said in a voice only Naruto could hear.

"Because I have a promise to fulfill." Naruto stated simply.

Sakura only stared.

"Naruto, Sakura." A familiar masked ninja said, standing beside the stand. (A/n: Redundant, eh?)

The blonde genin, and pink haired chunin/ probably good enough to be mid-level jounins looked up, seeing Hatake Kakashi at the door.

"Look, there's little time to explain. You are both, by the Hokage's orders, now Jounin level shinobi. You will not be my subordinates, you will work alongside me as a team. We have a week to train. But first," Kakashi started clawing through his pockets, until he found two bells.

"You know what to do. Come at me with true killer intent, or you'll never get the bells." With that, the white haired pervy former sensei walked out the door.

Naruto bowed, apologizing for the abrupt interruption.

Sakura then followed suit.

The two walked to the door. Just before they walked outside, they both shared the Trademarked Naruto, (or Sasuke. Neji, too) "I'm the best, never gonna give up, you really suck," smirk.

Just then, in the Seal

"WHO ARE YOU, GIRL?" the demon fox roared, seeing a pink haired girl with a kanji on her broad forehead.

"It's Ms. Inner Sakura to you, you mangy A$$ puppy thing." The girl roared back.

Kyuubi's eyes bulged slightly as he realized that something weird was happening. Or it was at least just the tip of the iceberg.

Back to the Real World

The two newly promoted Jounins walked out, oblivious as to what Inner Sakura had just done.

Kakashi stood by a tree, tinkering with the bells.

"The exercise will begin in 5… 4… 3… 2… 1…" Kakashi reached for his dirty book.

"Oh! Kakashi-sensei! (I'm guessing) That reminds me!" Naruto reached in his hat and pulled out a super rare book: The newest Come Come Paradise in about three years.

Kakashi started to read it.

"It was pretty boring, but I think you'll like it…" Naruto said, just as he grabbed the bells. He threw one to Sakura.

Kakashi's visible eye widened.

"That was a dirty trick Naruto! What happened to the intent to kill!" Kakashi yelled.

"Just showing you that you need to be attentive to fight me." Naruto said, a hint of something very familiar to Kakashi in his eyes.

Naruto tossed his bell back.

Sakura on the other hand, was suffering from fits of insane laughter. She collected herself, but as soon as she handed her bell to him, she clutched her ribs and burst out laughing again.

"Oh, feeling confident, Naruto?" Kakashi said curiously, "Then Fight me, one on one, no holds barred, mano a mano."

"Gladly." Naruto smirked.

Kakashi quickly unveiled his Sharingan. (Finally spelled one right! ;)

Naruto threw a kunai at him.

Kakashi dodged and watched it hit tree. The tree splintered when the kunai hit.

"Chakra powered? But I didn't see it!" Kakashi said.

"Kakashi-san, what do you think I've been doing for the last 2 and a half years, learning to fight a chidori? I spent a lot of time training against the Sharingan. Simple trick, really. I'm able to focus charka to a string, basicly, making it hard to notice if you don't look for it." Naruto said, getting in a Taijutsu stance Kakashi hadn't seen before.

"Ancient Taijutsu Weapon techinque: Shadow Rage!" Naruto said.

Naruto split into at least 25 shadow clones, and every one of them disappeared.

Kakashi threw a kunai at a movement in the bushes.

The kunai flew into what Kakashi saw as a chakra string. Then he heard something behind him. Kakashi turned and saw 24 Narutos They all started jumping around until they disappeared. Then kunai, senbon, and shurikan flew from everywhere.

Kakashi saw these and decided to try something. He poured a little chakra into his Sharingan. He saw a lot of Narutos moving around. He reached into a pocket and pulled out a chakram. (The thing Xena throws around) He threw it and it bounced off of the trees, eventually making every clone poof.

Kakashi heard clapping behind him. He turned and saw Sakura and Naruto standing next to each other, smirking.

"I win." Naruto said, as he started to do a set of seals, "Harem no Jutsu level 2! All knowing style!"

Kakashi saw thousands of women from various places he'd seen, naked and trying to grope at him. He even saw Tsundae.

Naruto laughed silently, as loud noise disturbed the illusion/ actual jutsu. Kakashi suffered a seriously bad nosebleed.

"Naruto what are you doing? You made some clones, but they're just standing there." Sakura asked.

"Well the nature of the attack I just used requires clones. I cover them with a genjutsu that reads the perverted part of anybody's mind and seems to make thousands of beautiful people! I probably could do it without clones, but it's harder. The clones help out by giving me a medium" Naruto explained.

"Wow. You wouldn't do that to me, would you?" Sakura said, eyes wide, and hope in her voice.

"No, but if you wanted to pass out from a nosebleed, then yeah. But since I can only do this one at a time, you'll have to wait for Kakashi to wake up. We should get him to a hospital before he dies of blood loss." Naruto said.

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Half Hour Later

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Naruto solemnly stood at the Hokage monument.

"Hey, old man. I'll never forgive that snake for killing you. I'll use the power that he gave me," Naruto said, now pointing to the 4thm, "to destroy every single sound loyal to the Otokage, Orochimaru."

Naruto soon fell asleep on a bench next to the viewing platform.

"Hey, kit."

Naruto suddenly found himself at the seal.

"Hey, Kyuubi-san."

Naruto then saw a pink haired thing behind the fox.

"Fox, what's the pink thing?"

"Umm, nothing?"

"Kyuubi?"

Kyuubi suddenly turned invisible to show Naruto what wasn't behind him.

"Okay. So what did you want?"

"Just to wake you up. There's something I want to give you." Kyuubi said.

"What?"

"Just stick out your arm, and hold the sleeve."

A few minutes later, Kyuubi was done with a summoning tattoo.

"You now have the ability to summon foxes. I suggest you should try to summon my son, Kyroni." Kyuubi said.

Naruto was transported back to the real world, where he saw a small nick in his thumb.

"Summoning no Justu: Foxes!" Naruto yelled, slamming his hand to the ground

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END!

Okay, I might not make this a Hina/Lee. If I do, I'll do a NaruSaku and a SasuOC. Vote for Shikamaru. Temari or Ino? I'm letting you people to decide. Oh, and if isn't Hina/Lee, NaruHina takes it's place and SasuSaku too.

Update: Rewrote a couple of sentences. Added a couple, and fixed grammar a little bit.