Disclaimer: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes. I have also read Swing123 and GarfieldOdie 's movie trilogy, and I think it's great. I jus decided to write a different version. Starting with the preview. I hope you like it.
(Darkness, Chainsaw buzzing)
"You've seen the comic, you've seen the previous movies done by Swing123 and GarfieldOdie(I think), but this you haven't seen…"
(Buzzing stops, Spotlight shines on Calvin with chainsaw and Hobbes standing nearby.)
"I told you it'd cut through!" He laughed. "Pay up!"
"Wonder how your Mom'll take having to get us a new couch?" Hobbes asked.
"This! Forget Rupert Chill, (show black and white portrait of Rupert Chill) forget Galaxoid and Nebular, (show black and white portrait of Galaxoid and Nebular) forget Retro (show black and white portrait of Retro), forget the evil alien army (show black and white portrait of aliens surrounding Calvin and Hobbes). No, wait, sorry, I was supposed to say, "But don't forget the alien army." (Picture becomes colour and animated. Calvin and Hobbes scream) You'd think I'd remember that!
(Climatic music starts) (Show Calvin running alone.) (Show Hobbes strapped to a table.) (Show Spaceman Spiff aiming his blaster.) (Show aliens approaching Hobbes' table) (Show Stupendous Man in a flying charge) (Show Hobbes panicking face) (Show Tracer Bullet shooting his gun at aliens.) (Show Aliens charge up a death ray-type machine and point it at Hobbes) (Show Calvin dive forward screaming "Nooooooo!")
(Screen goes black, music stops. Alien voice says, "It's time to suffer Earth Supreme Potent!")
"Watch Calvin and Hobbes The Movie: Redone. Coming to theatres August 25."
(Shows Calvin and Hobbes in movie theatre.)
"Looks good." Calvin smiled.
"Speak for yourself" Hobbes said with his mouth open. "There're no weird alien weapons being pointed at you."
(Logo appears, Fade out)