Disclaimer: I only own the aliens.

"For cry'n out loud, go faster Ms. Wormwood." Calvin called as Ms. Wormwood dragged him and Hobbes up the hill on his sled. It would be faster to just walk up the thing by themselves.

Calvin sighed. This whole slavery thing wasn't working too well. All the stuff he'd gotten was broken. He was feeling sick from the meals of sugar and hamburgers and tuna. Hobbes was scared of them. Things weren't going good.

"Ms. Wormwood, there's something I'd like to ask." Calvin started.

"What do you want, master?" She asked.

"Why are you suddenly slaving for Calvin?" Hobbes finished.

"Why wouldn't we?" Wormwood answered. "After all, you're the Earth Potent!"

Calvin and Hobbes froze. They turned to each other and had a conference.

"Isn't 'Earth Potent' the fake title you gave Galaxoid and Nebular so they'd get you those leaves for homework?" Hobbes asked.

"Yes! And is no human dumb enough to actually believer that I'm the ruler of the planet?" Calvin added.

"Definitely. And does that mean that everyone serving you is alien-involved?" Hobbes continued.

"Yep! And does that mean that we'd better run away in blind panic?" Calvin asked.

"Yes! And should we do it right now?" Hobbes said.

"Of course." Calvin answered.

"ALIENS!" Calvin and Hobbes screamed as they began running away at the same time heading for the house.

Lock smacked his hand against his face. Palminetti gawked. The two had figured it out.

"Palminetti, change the clone programming, I'll go get Scar." Lock ordered as he ran into a door. "That didn't happen!"

Lock ran into the King's chambers to find a group of aliens bowing in front of Scar.

"King Scar, the Earth Potent and the tiger are running away." Lock announced.

Scar roared in anger. He slapped away the nearest alien and stood up to face the commander.

"Catch them or die!" He roared.

Lock didn't need anymore convincing. Almost instantly, he began running away. However, Lock ended up bumping into the door, ruining a perfectly dramatic exit.

As Lock stumbled out of the room, Scar turned on the intercom.

"Tell the pilot to land on the nearest building!" Scar ordered. "The Earth Potent will not escape. If anyone messes up, they will die."

Suddenly, Palminetti burst in. "The clone programming is malfunctioning. They aren't doing what they should. They are trying to kill the Potent."

"Gassendi!" Scar muttered. "LOCK, GET IN HERE!"

Lock came zooming towards the room until he bumped into the door again. "Why don't we just remove that damn thing?"

Scar simply glared down the commander. "Get Gassendi out of the dungeon. He's the only one smart enough to do it."

Palminetti cleared his voice. "In case you forgot, I've said repeatedly that I have extensive mechanical training."

Lock pulled out a screwdriver. "You can do it if you can name this item."

Palminetti stared relentlessly. "Screw…Planting…Tool…Thing?"

Scar whacked Palminetti in the head. "Lock! Free Gassendi and get him out over here before the clones kill those two."

"I'm on it!" Lock said as he turned and ran into the wall.

Scar groaned. This wasn't good.

Calvin and Hobbes hid inside the house, as the clones blasted through the walls.

"We're going to die! We're going to die!" Calvin sobbed.

"All this for a poor grade." Hobbes added.

"Hobbes, do you realize that in five or six minutes, they'll either get us or accidentally make the roof cave in and kill us." Calvin stated.

"Do you have to make things even worse?" Hobbes complained.

Calvin snapped his fingers. "I have an idea! To the garage!"

"Good idea. They're destroying the house. Maybe if we hide in there, they won't kill us as quickly." Hobbes said sarcastically as he followed Calvin.

"And doing nothing is better?" Calvin replied as he opened the closet and grabbed his Dad's jacket.

Calvin reached in the pocket and pull out a set of keys.

Hobbes stared in horror. "Please tell me you're kidding."

"Either we die here, or we risk death." Calvin snapped.

"With you steering, we'll be guaranteeing it." Hobbes said.

"Fine, you can steer!" Calvin replied as he handed Hobbes the keys. " Since you're legs are so short, I'll handle the pedals."

"Okay!" Hobbes said as they ran into the garage

They both ran into the car. Calvin jumped into the bottom and Hobbes jumped onto the seat. Hobbes turned on the ignition.

Suddenly a song came on. Calvin's head perked up. It was BrianWilson by the Bare-naked Ladies

"Hey, I love this song!" Calvin said.

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night

"I don't know how to start!" Hobbes cried.

"I do!" Calvin grabbed the gearshift and pushed it into first gear. Before Hobbes knew what was happening, the car crashed through the wall at full speed. Hobbes screamed as they drove through hundreds of tents. He turned the steering wheel as hard as he could.

just to check out the late-night record shop.

"Wait! You're not supposed to overturn!" Calvin cried before they all of a sudden span out of control. Calvin slammed on the brakes

Hobbes froze in fear as he saw a bunch of clones staring at them. "This can't be good!"

Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane,

In a sudden movement, they all began running after the two. Hobbes screamed.

"What's happening?" Calvin asked.

but when I'm surrounded I just can't stop

"Get us out of here!" Hobbes yelled.

It's a matter of instinct, it's a matter of conditioning, it's a matter of fact.

"Okay!" Calvin stated as he sat down on the gas pedal.

You can call me Pavlov's dog.

Hobbes literally screamed as they flew past full speed, knocking a few clones away like bowling pins. They crashed through the barely-standing house as Hobbes sat frozen.

Ring a bell and I'll salivate. How'd you like that?

"Hobbes! You're supposed to steer around the house!" Calvin complained. Hobbes snapped to his senses. He turned onto the road. He looked to the side to see the clones rampage after them, knocking the house over.

Dr. Landy tell me you're not just a pedagogue, cause right now I'm

"Your dad will kill you when he sees that." Hobbes stammered.

Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

"See what? I can't see! Why would he kill me?" Calvin asked.

 Hobbes didn't answer; instead he saw the clones running at incredible speeds. They were catching up.
Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

"Faster, Calvin, faster!" Hobbes screamed.

Calvin stared up at Hobbes. "Pull the gear shift."

So I'm lying here, just staring at the ceiling tiles.

Hobbes stared a bit before complying. "How do you know all this?"

and I'm thinking about what to think about.

Calvin looked around suspiciously. "I don't know! It was magic that I knew despite never driving ever in my entire six-year old life. I didn't drive at all during the Noodle Incident. I wasn't even involved in the Noodle Incident. That was Susie's evil Calvin clone army."

Just listening and relistening to Smiley Smile,

"I don't need the story again!" Hobbes snapped before a clone jumped ahead of them. He swerved to the side and rode past the clone. Hobbes looked back to see stampeding clones close by. He screamed and turned into Town Square.

and I'm wondering if this is some kind of creative joke because I am

"You gotta admire their perseverance."

Lock pulled open a jail cell. He saw Gassendi tied up, hanging like a bat.

"Hi Lock! It's been awhile!" Gassendi stated.

Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

"We used the cloning program to fool the Earth Potent. Except, something went wrong and the clones are rejecting the program." Lock said. "Solve this problem and then we will let you free."

Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

"What choice do I have?" Gassendi asked before Lock pulled out a ray gun and shot the ropes.

And if you want to find me I'll be out in the sandbox

Gassendi hit the ground and screamed, "You could've killed me."

Lock snorted. "I am not clumsy enough to do that!"

wondering where the hell all the love has gone

He bent down and untied the genius.

Playing my guitar and building castles in the sun

"Let's go!" Locke said before he ran into the bars of the cell. "I am not having good luck today."

and singing "Fun, Fun, Fun

Hobbes did a sharp turn to the right, driving into a full parking lot.

"Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did ." Calvin sang as Hobbes crashed into a shopping cart, knocking it to the side.

"DON'T SING! I CAN'T TAKE THE SINGING!" Hobbes screamed

Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

Calvin pressed on the brake. "Take a deep breath!"

"WHY ARE YOU STOPPING?" Hobbes cried as the clones came closer rapidly.

I had a dream that I was three hundred pounds

"You are in no shape to steer. Take a deep breath and I'll press on the pedal." Calvin reasoned before he felt one of them jumping on the roof of the car. He gulped and pressed down on the pedal. "Never mind!"

and though I was very heavy,

Suddenly a blast came from the roof. The duo looked up to see Moe holding a ray gun.

"Good-bye, flea-bait!" Moe said as he reached in to grab the tiger.

I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground

Hobbes screamed and ducked to avoid Moe. "I am beginning to hate Mondays!"

I floated 'til I couldn't see the ground

Calvin smiled. "This is something I've wanted to do the whole time I knew you." Calvin laughed as he slammed on the brakes. The clone of the bully screamed as he fell into a convertible.

Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground

The friends high five and drove out of the parking lot.

Somebody help me, I couldn't see the ground

Calvin and Hobbes drove full speed on the expressway before Rosalyn came into sight.

Somebody help me because I'm

Hobbes turned to avoid her. However, the clone teenager was too fast. She grabbed the front end and, using amazing strength, held it in place, preventing the two from driving ahead.

Lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did

Calvin jumped up into the seat with Hobbes. He grabbed the gearshift and put it into reverse. Now in reverse, the car zoomed out of Rosalyn's grip while Calvin pressed the pedal. As Rosalyn stumbled clumsily, Hobbes instantly knew what to do.

Well I'm lying in bed just like Brian Wilson did.

Without any encouragement from Calvin, he shifted into drive. Calvin smiled and pressed down on the pedal to the metal. Rosalyn, still stumbling, was hit full on and knocked to the ground.

Drove downtown in the rain nine-thirty on a Tuesday night.

"You're getting better at this!" Calvin stated.

Just to check out the late-night record shop.

"Well, us tigers are naturally adaptable to change. We are quick learners and almost always become more skilled then the teacher." Hobbes bragged before crashing into a brick wall.

Call it impulsive, call it compulsive, call it insane;

"Hobbes, you mangy idiot…" Calvin yelled as the engine and the radio turned off.

As the clones burst through the door, Calvin and Hobbes could do nothing but scream.

Gassendi and Lock ran into the King's chambers. Well Gassendi did. Lock missed the door and crashed into the wall.

"I suppose you will recommend that I also remove the wall. Will that make you less clumsy?" Scar said sarcastically.

"Possibly!" Lock replied as he entered.

"Actually, due to the fact that the writer is always doing that joke, chances are that he will use every opportunity to do that. So Lock is incurably clumsy and will be knocking into walls and doors until he is either dead or the story is done." Palminetti explained.

"What do you mean dead?" Lock questioned as he grabbed Palminetti and began strangling the strategist. "Do you know something? TELL ME!"

"Let me go! I know nothing!" Palminetti screamed.

"I know. But do you know something about the story that I don't!"

"You need to watch what you say!" Gassendi said. "Anyway, sir, I created a device to destroy all clones simply by typing the password and attaching it to one of them. That should make them accept stop accepting every order the Earth Potent throws at them."

"They aren't accepting any of his orders." Lock stated as he continued choking Palminetti.

Gassendi froze. "Then what's wrong?"

"They are chasing after those two and destroying everything they can." Scar answered.

"That would've been personality 98TZ, 'Murderous psychos on rampage that'll kill everything in sight in the most gruesome way possible'. Mainly used when we want to assassinate a planet's potent that we'd otherwise be unable to profit from taking over that planet." Gassendi explained.

"Well then you three are going to have to use Gasendi's device on one of the clones and save the potent." Scar said

"WAKE UP GASSENDI!" Lock screamed as he let go of Palminetti at last, leaving Palminetti to breath in peace.

"Did I faint?" Gassendi said. "Why'd I faint?"

"Because the clones are supposed to kill everything in sight in the most gruesome way possible, you are afraid that you'll get gruesomely killed." Palminetti replied as he gasped for air.

As Gassendi once again fainted, Lock smacked Palminetti in the head. "Why you stinking know-it-all... Look at what you did."

"Go run into a wall!" Palminetti retorted.

Angry, Lock fumed out and walked away into the wall. Palminetti almost chuckled until Lock pull out his blaster and began firing shot after shot at him, sending the alien running for the nearest exit.

"STOP THIS AND GET ABOARD ONE OF THE PODS!" Scar roared.

Lock and Palminetti stopped what they'd been doing and began running out of the room. Of course, Lock did hit the wall first, but he did end up getting out.

"Ahem!" Scar shouted, causing Palminetti to run in.

"Sorry sir, won't happen again!" Palminetti stammered as he grabbed Gassendi and dragged him out of the room.

Scar almost cried. His crew included a cowardly head scientist, an idiotic strategist, and a clumsy commander. And they were his most competent minions!