Harry Potter was created by J.K Rowling. It's rated G and K.
Lord Voldemort is at his home on the computer buying "magic" books etc.
Lord Voldemort: 'Ha ha ha with these super EVIL books Harry the otter can't hope to defeat me!', ooh look a ducky and only 5 bucks mine you impedent fools MINE!'.
4 DAYS LATER:
Lord Voldemort: 'Well it cost me 100 galleons and I had to max out all my credit cards but I have bought them all!'.
Lord Voldemort then begins to get letters in the mail that he owes Gingotts money and lots of it.
Lord Voldemort: muttering to himself while reading letters 'you owe us money, give us our money, WE WANT OUR MONEY OR WE"LL COME AND BREAK YOUR LEGS!'.
5 DAYS LATER
Knock, Knock
Lord Voldemort: 'Yes who is it?'.
Repo Men: 'its us the Repo men we've come to take your stuff back
Lord Volemort: for some reason the lord is in an apron because I want him to be in one and he may have fantasies about such things! 'okay then coming' takes off apron jumps out nearest window and makes a break for it.
Repo men: 'he's getting away get him ninja's attack! Random ninjas come out off now where.
Lord Voldemort: 'Ever since that boy defeated me Nothing's going right but I know how to change my luck TO LAS VEGAS!
And so his lordship goes to Las Vegas he bets all his money and looses it all which wasn't much after discovering E-bay. The Repo men eventually caught up with him and broke his legs.
The End
