Disclaimer: I only own Xtra Hand and I guess Dr. Gerald, but he won't last long. And anything in brackets after what DK Jr. says is a translation.

Diddy awaited Donkey Kong at a warp pipe. After all these years of barely failing to make the cut, he was finally going to fight in a Smash Bros. Tournament. Him and DK had agreed to meet at a Warp pipe, along with DK's son, ol' what's his face.

Diddy had never met the kid, but he'd heard stories of how Mario went crazy and kidnapped DK. He heard how the son had saved Donkey Kong and went off to College to be a Mathematician.

Diddy sighed as DK walked in with a younger gorilla. He had not been looking forward to meeting the Perfect Son himself.

"Hi Diddy!" DK exclaimed. "This is DK Jr.!"

"Hey!" Diddy said.

"Kind in the direction of observing you!" DK Jr. replied.

"Excuse me?"

"He's got a small problem with speech!" DK said. "He meant to say "Nice to see you"! I think!"

"Accurate!"

Diddy rubbed his temples. "Has anybody ever kicked your ass?" He said..

"Do you yearn for the enquiry to be answered in information taken as a whole, an twelve-monthly relative amount, or a periodical standard?" DK Jr. asked. (You want the question answered with how many times I've gotten my ass kick, a yearly ratio, or an average of a period of time?)

DK and Diddy stood silent. Neither one could think of a way to reply to Jr.!

"Can you believe he's part me?" DK asked Diddy.

"Actually, no I don't!" Diddy said offensively.

"I resent that!" DK sneered.

"Give permission for us to evaporate!" DK Jr. cried as he jumped into the warp pipe.

"He said "Let's go"!" DK added before jumping down the pipe.

Diddy groaned as he followed. He finally got to go to a Smash Bros Tournament and the world's biggest nerd would be sharing the experience.

He jumped in the pipe and laughed despite himself.

Somewhere in the edges of the Lylat System, four Arwings flew for the Vortex that would lead them nearest to Mega city. Since the vortex was in an asteroid field, these four were of the only ones willing to enter the path. These four pilots were fighters in the Smash Bros tournament.

"We are nearing the Vortex, team." Fox boomed over the radio.

"We don't need you to lead us through flying after all these years." Falco snapped.

"Hey cut the tone or else I'll have to kick your ass!" Fox replied

"You can try it!" Falco shot back.

"Guys, guys," Slippy said, "Cut it out!"
"Can't we fly for five minutes without you two freaking out?" added Krystal.

Fox and Falco instantly shut up. Until about a minute later when a black speck was spotted between two of the larger meteorites.

"Guys, the Vortex is in sight." Fox said, breaking the silence.

"Jeez Fox! We can see it!" Falco snapped.

"Guys!" Slippy groaned.

"I'm going in first!" Falco said hastily as he sped up his ship a bit more.

"Falco! Careful! You're going fast in an asteroid field." Fox cried, despite the fact that Slippy noticed an increase in their leader's speed.

"Do I look like I care?" Falco snapped.

"Well sorry for not letting you kill yourself!"

"GUYS!" Slippy cried.

Slippy may have shouted at nothing as Falco Lombardi had already vanished into another galaxy, followed closely by Fox.

"Finally! I've been waiting for this since I joined." Krystal exclaimed before joining the two.

Slippy sighed. He hadn't expected to make the cut for a long flying time going. Slippy checked the disk he'd brought of the previous tournament's battles before flying through to join his comrades. He wasn't going to mess this up!

Luigi waited alongside Dr. Mario by a warp pipe for the others. Mario, Yoshi, Peach, Toad, Baby Mario, and Daisy hadn't shown up yet. It was very inconvenient for him. He had been planning to train for tournament in the training systems the Smash Stadium had.

Finally, Yoshi walked into sight. "Hi Luigi!"

"What the hell took you?" Luigi shouted.

"I got held up watching a movie. It's called 'The Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice Friends in Their Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice House II: The Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice Sequel to the Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice Original Movie'."

Luigi shuddered at the thought of that movie and recalled the time when Yoshi made him watch the entire eight-movie trilogy.

"Actually, the strongest was definitely 'The Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice Friends in Their Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice House VII: The Very, Very, Very, Much, Much, More Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice Sequel to the Sequel of the Sequel of the Sequel of the Sequel of the Sequel of the First Always Happy, Never Meany, Nice Movie'." replied Dr. Mario.

"Well it was good. Especially after following a low quality film like the sixth, remember, 'The Very, Very…'" Yoshi started.

"Shut up, both you guys, shut up." Luigi groaned.

The two shut up quickly. The three looked around awkwardly as Peach and Daisy ran into full sight.

"Luigi." Peach cried as she and Daisy ran over to the trio. "Sorry, we couldn't decide what to wear."

"You are wearing the same dresses you always wear!" Yoshi pointed out.

"We are not. In case you did not notice, the cut of Peach's dress is slightly less then her usual dress." Daisy sneered. "And I've never used this shade of nail polish.

Luigi groaned. At least that was three of the others.

"Sorry, I'm-a late." Mario cried as he joined them. He paused to look around. "Where's-a Toad?"

"Somewhere!" Peach said.

"What took you so long?" Dr. Mario interrupted.

"I couldn't decide-a what to wear!" Mario shrugged. "So in the end-a I chose to wear these-a suspenders."

Luigi might've asked what was different between that and the usual attire he wears if not by a loud yelp that caused the group to jump.

"What in god's name? Two… Two Marios… Two Marios?" Waluigi gawked as Wario pulled a beer out of his suit casebefore Paper Mario conveniently chose to stroll by and jump into the warp pipe. "Three? Three? Wario, I need a drink."

"Sorry, they're gone. But on the bright side, I did not drink them. I… dropped… yeah, dropped… I dropped your booze. I did not drink it when you were staring into Daisy's bedroom. Nor did I steal any after she beat you unconscious. Nor did I finish it off when you were staring at the two Marios. Bye bro!" Wario said as he ran into the warp pipe

The Marios and Luigi all looked at each other expectantly. Luigi sighed and decided to fill Waluigi in on the Dr. Mario- Mario explanation.

"Okay. I don't like you, but I can't leave until a certain mushroom gets here. And I can tell that you won't leave either." Luigi explained. "This," he pointed to Mario, "Is the Mario you know and hate. While this," Luigi pointed to Dr. Mario, "Is our Identical Second Cousin twice removed, Dr. Mario."

As a relieved Waluigi walked slowly to the warp pipe, Luigi got into Green Missile position.

"By the way, if you think you can peep on my girlfriend and live without injury, you are sadly mistaken." Luigi cried before launching himself at his rival. The next thing anyone saw was Waluigi flying headfirst into the Mega city warp pipe.

"By the way Mario," Yoshi said nonchalantly, "Where's Baby Mario?"

Mario froze. "Oh crap-a!"

Luigi groaned. How much longer would he have to wait.

Somewhere in the depths of his mansion, Xtra Hand droned on and on to his associate hiding in the shadows. His plans were important. It was the reason that certain parties were invited. The few others he invited were purely for profit due to popularity. "Is the plan simple enough for you to understand?" The Gigantic Hand asked the man.

"Don't take me for an idiot!" The shadowed man replied. "The plan is simple and very rewarding.

"Do not fail me or you know what'll happen!" Xtra Hand ordered before sending away the man. "You will win this tournament."

"Master, Crazy, you will be released from your dimensional prison if it kills me."

Ganondorf waited in the Smash Mansion courtyard. He would not lose Hyrule to Link. There was no way he could allow himself to lose Hyrule to that kid twice.

He glanced at his Triforce. The plan would start soon. And once the plan had begun, no one would stop him. Not Link, not Zelda, not this Xtra Hand creature, nobody.

Ganondorf chuckled as a blue light materialized. Link, Young Link, Zelda, and some guy in green spandex appeared. He snapped his fingers so that a mystery figure jumped behind the four and hid.
"Well. I haven't seen you people since you won the war for that piece of rock." Ganondorf boasted. "Congrats. That's one zillionth of Hyrule won back after just one year."

"And yet you still had to send half your army to lose to us." Link countered.

Ganondorf would of retaliated if Tingle hadn't approached. "What the hell?" he asked as a teary-eyed Tingle threw his arms around the warlock. Your brothers will be freed from the gap between dimensions."

"My Fellow Faerie Reincarnate, I can tell you used to be a faerie. Can you tell that I used to be a faerie?" Tingle blabbered. "No one seems to notice that we used to be faeries. Did you know you used to be a faerie? I've always known that I was a…" But Tingle didn't finish as a certain pissed off warlord's boot knocked the mapmaker onto his back.

The other three took seats on the grass as Ganondorf stomped constantly on Tingle's stomach.

"YOU…"Ganondorf cried as he stomped on Tingle's head, "WILL…" Ganondorf added as he grabbed Tingle's neck, "DIE!"

Suddenly a bolt of energy separated the two. Ganondorf tried to race back to kill Tingle, but a barrier kept him at a distance. As Ganondorf cursed at the mapmaker, a big white glove descended.

"It's in the rules. No attacks on contestants. Maybe after the tournament." Xtra Hand roared at Ganondorf before turning to Link, Zelda, and Young Link and announcing. "Oh by the way, this for the ones who just got here, I'm Xtra Hand, Host, and Brother of Crazy Hand and Master Hand."

"Just let me at that tight-wearing imbecile." Ganondorf boomed as he struggled against the force field.

Xtra Hand's reply to him was noticeably darker "No, Rules are rules. If I ignore them, the sponsors will pay me less." He turned back to the other four, "Also, for the convienience of the Smashers, I've put up a roster for the rooms that contestants will stay in."

"Ah. I'd rather see my roommate." Ganondorf said as he left a snivelling Tingle alone to cry off the pain

The other three shrugged and walked off, leaving Tingle dazed, confused, and heavily bruised.

A small group of Smashers read the note pinned. A few such as Peach, Zelda, and Link shrugged and went to their rooms as DK Jr., Diddy, DK, Young Link, Kirby, Mario, and Daisy all stayed to stare at their roster.
The contestants will room in the following room. Dr. Gerald has been hired alongside Head Doctor and Smasher, Doctor Mario because of the Giga Bowser incident last year. Also, due to a new security system, no one will be able to enter the remodelled Smash Stadium for training until the first day of matches tomorrow.

Sincerely,

Xtra Hand

101: Mario and Luigi

102: Young Link and Tingle

103: Diddy and DK Jr.

104: Peach Princess and Princess Zelda

105: King Boo and King Dedede

106: Pikachu and Meowth

107: Kirby and Jigglypuff

108: Bowser and Ganondorf

109: Donkey Kong and Link

110: Mewtwo and King K. Rool

111: Fox and Krystal

112: Nana and Popo

201: Wario and Waluigi

202: Shadow Link and Baby Bowser

203: Samus and Mega Man

204: Sonic and Tails

205: Pichu and Raichu

206: Pac Man and Mr. Game and Watch

207: Princess Daisy and Baby Mario

208: Captain Falcon and Toad

209: Marth and Roy

210: Yoshi and Birdo

211: Ness and Paper Mario

212: Falco and Slippy

Medical Room: Dr. Mario and Dr. Gerald

"I'm roomed with the dork?" Diddy shouted at no one in particular causing DK Jr. to smack him in the head.

"Diddy Kong, I abhorrence you in addition. Don't carry out a bit with the intention of formulating me into gnashing my teeth by the side of you for the reason that I would cheerfully impair you critically." DK Jr. snapped. (I hate you too Diddy; so don't make me mad or I'll hurt you bad!)

Diddy stared at DK for a translation.

"Sorry pal, I have no idea what he said." DK answered. Diddy shrugged and walked to his room.

"Big deal, my roommate's a whack job." Young Link groaned.

Mario stared thoughtfully at the poster.

"Oh my god Mario, didn't Luigi go to the Stadium for some training?" Daisy whispered.

"Luigi can take care of himself. How bad could this security system be?" Mario chuckled before hearing a far off Italian scream. He stared at Daisy. "Maybe that was just a coincidence."

"I say we help him." Daisy said.

"Agreed!" Mario answered as the two ran off to the Smash Stadium.

Kirby stared non-stop at the roster. Of all the people to be roomed with it had to be Jigglypuff, especially after last year. He sighed and walked to the courtyard. This would be kind of awkward.

Ash Ketchum and Pikachu waited awkwardly for Xtra Hand. God he hated this.

Eventually, the giant glove came in.

"Hello Mr. Ketchum. I'm Xtra Hand, Host and Brother of…"

"Yeah whatever!" Ash said as he handed Pikachu and three of his pokeballs to the hand. "Where's the money?"

Xtra Hand dropped a suitcase to the floor. Ash opened it to find multiple hundred-dollar bills. "Also, you will be given front row seats in the new stadium. We value your contribution."

Ash took the money and turned to the hand. "Now, listen closely, I don't want any of my Pokemon hurt!"

"Hey, have we hurt any of your pokemon ever?" Xtra Hand chuckled.

Ash stared. "Every year so far!"

"Under different management." Xtra Hand stated.

Ash began stepping away. Before he left the room he turned around.

"If anything happens to my pokemon, you will have hell to pay the next time we meet." Ash threatened.

Xtra Hand chuckled to himself. That kid was no threat. Nobody was.

Mewtwo sighed as he entered Room 110. Ganondorf would be coming soon and he needed to get what Mewtwo had "borrowed" from Link. He could sense the Gerudo king walking near.

"There's no need to knock, Ganondorf!"

"Have you got it?" Ganondorf asked as he barged in.

Mewtwo didn't reply. Instead he used his telekinesis to open a drawer. He levitated an object out and flew it in front of Ganondorf. It was the Ocarina of Time.

Ganondorf chuckled as he snatched the floating Ocarina. He grasped it hard in his hand. "Good job Mewtwo. The first phase has officially begun." Ganondorf said as he crushed the Ocarina of Time into blue powder.

"You sent the 'invitations' yet?"

"I was going to send them telepathically during the party tonight." Mewtwo answered.

"Good job! If all goes as planned; you'll rule the Kanto plain with an iron fist." Ganondorf droned before throwing the dust into the trash. "And nothing will stand in your way."

A/N Will you people please review? I'm not a mind reader. I don't know what to do with my writing! Please review.