Chapter 350.
Heads up! Some characters will shock you, well to those who know them that is. Enjoy guys!
(The Loud House. Time: 3:20 am.)
The sun hasn't hit the house or even Royal Woods and the house is awake, well not really the house, more like a few people.
Lincoln and Jordan both head out of the Loud House and both of them are in their snow gear and with them is Luna in her morning coat and Michelle Lewis.
"Okay, so you guys got you're school things, you had breakfast and also took a bath, well a warm bath since it is chilly right now" replied Michelle. "You're parents are still asleep and same goes with the Rosato's. Looks like you guys are ready for Canada."
Lincoln and Jordan chuckle. "Wow. Thanks for the heads up and summing up everything…. Mom!" They all chuckle at that, and Michelle blushes with embarrassment.
"Well, I have to make sure you two are set and ready, since you're parents have their own things to do and it's like really early for anyone to wake up" said Michelle. They then see the street cleaner drive by. "Okay so those guys are always awake at night. But you guys get what I mean."
They then spot an aircraft coming out of stealth, it was a Special Ops Dropship and onboard is Peter Harris who is waving at them and drinking a mug of coffee, he also sees Michelle and waves to her, this makes her blush and she too waves at him.
They all chuckle seeing this, they're good friend and neighbor is in love with the Godfather of Jordan.
Luna then hugs them both and kisses their foreheads. "Stay safe and stay strong and don't let the cold winter get the two of you down, got it?"
Lincoln and Jordan hug Luna. "We know Lunes, and we got this." Luna felt like she didn't wanna let go of them, but she has to let them do this. She did let them go on their own for their five day stay at the camping trip.
They then depart from the hug. "Luna, whatever happens. Do not let Leslie or her friends get the best of all of you or the family. I don't want anything bad to happen while we're gone" said Lincoln.
"Should something go wrong, then contact us or get the front line of the Gladius and the Allied Outpost ready for the fight, and then take her down" replied Jordan.
Luna smirks and she hugs them once again. "We got this, and you both did leave double patrols and eyes in the skies to keep track of Silver and her vile rich five mates, we can handle this. Now, go and have some fun."
Lincoln and Jordan smile and they depart from the hug, they then whistle and three eagles fly out of the tree house and head to the two kids. The eagle parents wave goodbye to their younglings who are flying off to keep an eye on Lincoln and Jordan, without the need of their parents.
Patriot and Valkyrie are proud that they're once little hatchlings are now flying off to be responsible. Okay, so they're not literally leaving the nest, yet.
Lincoln and Jordan and the three young eagles then head into the dropship that slowly hovers a few feet from the road. "We'll call you guys about what's happening" said Lincoln. "And tell the others we're already off."
"We will and stay safe and avoid syrup traffic! Those things are a real jam!" yelled Michelle.
The dropship then takes off. Luna then looks to Michelle. "Syrup traffic?"
"I saw it last night, did my research and it turns out that there are some accidents where the truck delivering maple syrup will accidently crash and all the maple syrup is spilled and it literally become a jam with tons of animals wanting to taste the spilled syrup" replied Michelle.
Luna has no clue how to even respond to that. "Well, we should head back to bed, might as well get some sleep before school does begin, and also when Lori calls and asks where Lincoln is, we tell her everything."
(Moments later, over the waters nearing Ontario.)
The Special Ops Dropship flies by a ship headed to Canada and onboard are Lincoln, Jordan, Liam, Tabby, Simon Stella, Mollie, Sadie, Polly, Rusty, Flat Tire and Jenny. They all seem excited about going to the school there.
"So, what's the first thing you guys wanna do when we get there?" asked Rusty. "I wanna try how extreme their ice skating is."
"I am so going to try Hockey and see how awesome it is and probably try it when I face Lynn and her pals!" said Polly. "I am so going to show them the true Canadian Hockey experience!"
"I just wanna see if we're gonna be riding something that might not be on wheels" replied Liam. "Plus, I wanna learn about the farming style of the land."
"I know there are some iconic singers who happen to be Canadian and I wanna know if the folks there also listen to some of their cool songs" replied Tabby. "Wait, did I just made a cold pun?"
"Yeah, you kinda did" replied Jordan as she pets Freya and Artemis. "Linc and I will be seeing how well everyone is with the whole friendly thing, and also for the big hockey game."
"We did promise Lynn we'd see the whole thing and show it to her and her friends when we live stream it, they'll be enjoying the whole thing as if it were an actual game on ESPN, I think" replied Lincoln. He then feeds Harrier some bacon, with syrup on it.
"Stella and I just wanna check out how awesome it might be to be in another school" replied Simon. "Okay, so we know Stella has been doing that since she moved to Royal Woods. She did go to school in the Philippines long ago."
"That's true." Stella looks to Mollie. "What about you Mollie? You're Canadian, you know this school right?"
Mollie sighs. "First off, I wasn't from Ontario and I'm half Canadian and I was born in Alaska and then we moved to Canada and then moved to Royal Woods. Which means I don't know about this school, but Jenny might have some Intel for us."
They look to Jenny. "So, what do you know about the place? Anything we should be worried or cautious about?" asked Flat Tire.
"Well, they do like hockey almost all the time and the hallways have ice so skating is necessary but to the folks there they're used to it and can be able to walk around without slipping and yes we are gonna be riding something not on wheel, it's a Moose, not a caribou, that intel we got was so far wrong" replied Jenny. "They also take syrup on pancakes to a maximum height of seriousness, so do not make anything racist or mean about maple syrup, they will deport us out of there, in their kind way."
They're all amazed by this. "Wow. That is a lot to take in, at least we got our ice skates with us" replied Jordan.
They then hear Peter Harris make an announcement. "Attention passengers, we are inbound to the landing site of Ontario Canada, brace yourselves and ready your passports and don't let the exit hit you kiddo's on the way out, but ya'll know I'm kidding about that one." They then land right there in front of the Canadian Mountie's customs office and they come out of the dropship.
All the kids get out and they see the dropship take off. "Just give me a call and I'll be back for you kids later." The dropship then flies back to Michigan and the kids head in to show their passports.
"Welcome to Canada and I see you kids are all set and ready for this fine land of ours, well I hope you all enjoy the town and the school, and it is an honor to have the Eagle champs here as well and three of the eagles as well. We don't really have Bald Eagles here, but I guess this is fine, eh."
Lincoln and the gang open the door and see the cold winds go past them and they see the snowy lands of Mapleton. "Huh, well this is Canada, so might as well get used to it."
They all walk through the snow and look around. "So, when does the bus get here?" asked Liam. They then see a moose headed towards them with a stop sign and one big saddle. "Never mind, this just got even better!"
They all hop onto the creature and they begin to tread off to the school, while the eagles take to the skies and get used to the cold winds of Canada. "What are the odds I get to keep this beauty and let her have a place to stay back home?" asked Liam.
"I'm not sure they'll let you do that luv, this big guy is pretty much the national animal of this land" replied Tabby.
Then the Moose stops and they see another one walk by at the crossroads, only the moose they see walking by is carrying some guy in a hockey mask with red markings and a blue sweater and hoodie and dark blue jeans and also some guy with a red mask that is missing an eye.
"Where the heck is the school anyway? We're gonna be late or something?!"
"Hey. The hockey game doesn't start until tonight man, so you still got a chance."
They watch as the moose with the two weird guys walks away. "Did anyone recognize those two? Because some part of me thinks they look familiar, like some people Lance, Trent and Artie told me about" said Lincoln. The others had no idea but some part of Simon was seeing they did look kinda familiar.
(Mapleton Middle School.)
Lincoln and the gang walk around, well skate around as they go through the halls. "Wow. You weren't kidding Jenny, the halls are ice coated for skating" said Flat Tire.
Polly smirks. "Oh yeah! Now this is my kind of place!" She then skates forward at great speed and then she comes back to them. "Yeah! The ice here is so much better than the one in the Royal Woods Hockey and ice rink. This so rules!"
"Why thank you, eh. Also, welcome to Mapleton Middle School kids." They then see the man who runs the place, Principal Marshall. "Glad to see the kids who volunteered for the whole Middle School Exchange Program, and to the Eagle champs as well."
"Thank you sir also when is the big game?" asked Lincoln.
"Tonight, we're going up against the rival school next door, though we're not into being mean and all and mostly into good sportsmanship and we're also going to have tons of special guests. So, good timing for you kids to be here, eh" replied Principal Marshall.
"Wow. This day just got even better" replied Rusty.
"Well, you kids should head off to class now and have fun in your stay here" replied Principal Marshall as he walks off. He then dodges the incoming hockey team and so does Lincoln and the others.
"Jeez! You think they'd just take their game elsewhere and not in the halls?" asked Simon.
"It's Hockey, they take that sport seriously around here" replied Jenny. They then walk off to their first class.
(Later.)
They arrive to their first class, which was math and they meet with their math teacher. "Well hello there and welcome to Math class." The other kids greet them with kindness. "Now, I know this is going to be new to you, but we don't need notebooks for math, so I suggest you kids get ready."
"Ready? Ready for what?" asked Stella. The teacher then hands them some hockey gear. "What the heck is this for? What's going on?"
They then see all the students all getting their seats and desks out of the way, and the whole classroom has been turned into a hockey game. Polly smirks and she puts on some hockey gear. "Oh yeah! Time to score some Algebra!" she then goes in and it is game on!
Lincoln looks to the others. "Any of you guys know how to manage hockey?" They all shake their heads in response, but Lincoln and Jordan were not gonna let this class put them down so easily.
"Well, it sure as heck can't be as hard as Dodge ball. So, let's game on guys!" said Jordan.
They all get in there and they get their game faces on and at least try and ace this class, though they don't do much in passing since this kinda math is way too sporty for most of them and is harder than dodge ball.
(Lunch Time.)
Lincoln and the gang head for the cafeteria and they see the whole place is empty. "Whoa! What the heck happened here?" asked Tabby.
"Looks like they got themselves overrun and chased off by some kind of wild beast" replied Liam, "Where in tarnations is everyone at?"
Then a student sees them and goes to them with his fishing rod. "Oh right, you guys are new here. Well we don't really eat in the cafeteria." He then points out the window and they see the other students fishing for their food. "We fish for our food, which is fresh Canadian Sprite."
Liam hands Tabby his food. "You can have my lunch darling, I am going in!" He then joins the others and he gets to fishing.
"Well, not gonna be fun if there aren't any others nearby to enjoy lunch" said Mollie. They all head out of the school, but not to fish but to watch them fish and eat lunch.
"This is like watching a fishing show, or contests" replied Sadie. She then sees something. "You're eagles are enjoying this."
They spot Harrier, Freya and Artemis flying in and out of the hole in the ice and they manage to catch tons of fish and the other students cheer from this. "Thank god I brought heating blankets, those guys will need to stay warm when they're done" replied Lincoln.
"This day is just getting started guys, let's survive and fight on through" replied Jordan.
They then hear Liam cheer and see him with a large fish and tons of Canadian Sprites. "Yeah! I am so going to be enjoying this!"
(After one whole day of school.)
Lincoln and the gang all head to the school's gymnasium or hockey rink and Lincoln has his phone ready. "Hey LJ. The phone is ready for live stream, you and the gang ready?"
Lynn: The heck we are! This is gonna be awesome, also Polly said the halls have ice as floor, is that true?
"It is and it wasn't easy for some of us to go by" replied Lincoln. "They take hockey here way too seriously, also we're here now and the game is almost ready to start."
Lynn: Dang! You guys are so lucky, sure wish I was there. But at least I get to see the game they have there at Mapleton, also dad was asking earlier to let me ask you if you can bring back some fish for the restaurant.
Lincoln and Jordan see Liam with the large bag with the big fish he caught and he's also petting a moose. "Might wanna tell him to get ready for that one" replied Jordan. "If we can get Liam to be kind enough to donate the fish to the restaurant."
They then see the lights of the stadium turn on and they see Principal Marshall in the middle of the ice rink. "Hello and a good evening to all and welcome to the big game! Now, to make the grand announcement to all of this, are our special guest commentators!" Everyone cheers as the lights point to the top stands where the commentators are.
Lincoln and Simon look to the three special guest commentators. "Why do they look so familiar?" asked Simon.
They see the first commentator is wearing shades, a black jacket, black shirt and biker jeans and is Irish. "Hello and welcome everyone to the Mapleton Middle School Hockey game! My name is Brian, but everyone knows me as!" –Cue theme song: Shave my Balls! "The Gaming Terroriser!"
"And with me today are my two other lads!"
They look to the other guy who is wearing a green shirt, black jeans and has a headset for some reason. He looks kinda stupid and has a goatee. "Quick question, why are we here again?" Who is he? Daithi de Nogla!
Terroriser looks to him and sighs. "I question why your even here with me."
Then the third guy introduces himself. "Top of the morning to ya laddy's! My name is Jackscepticeye and this is gonna one heck of a game!"
Lincoln and Simon are shocked to see those guys are there, then they realize those two guys they passed by when they got to the school. "No freaking way!"
Then Terroriser makes the announcement. "Alright, now before the game begins. I would like to introduce to you all the two special guest umpires of tonight! The first one, everyone in Canada knows him, unless you're a gamer and all those who subscribed to him also loves him, well more…"
They then hear the theme song. Club Poor by Rynx and TMG and they see who the guy is, wearing an official's uniform and some hockey gear and an owl mask for some reason. "VanossGaming!"
"And he is not alone guys" replied Nogla. "He also has with him someone who can be a total jerk when he feels like it, or when he feels kinda "Delirious" You know him and most of the times we play with him."
They then hear the theme song. Delirious Army and coming out in the same attire as Vanoss, but only wearing a Jason Vorhees mask with red markings on. "H2O Delirious!"
Lincoln and Simon are minds blown from seeing them, they heard of these iconic YouTuber's from the Gamer's club and now they're here as special guest in the Mapleton Middle School hockey game. Jordan does recall hearing about them, but she has never seen what these guys can do as entertainment.
"So, who are these guys?" asked Tabby.
"Yeah, most of the times we get that a lot kid" replied some guy next to them. This shocks Lincoln and Simon and they see who it is. Sitting next to them, and wearing a red mask with one eye as an X and smiling. "Sup?" It's "Cartoonz!" He then looks back to the game. "Yeah! Show them you're a better umpire Delirious, just don't screw this up!"
"I won't!" yelled Delirious. "When have I ever messed something up?"
Vanoss looks to Delirious. "There are tons of things I can name that you messed up, mostly when we play video games and make content. Like in Minecraft, and Gmod and GTA5, and countless others."
"Hey man. Content is content and I know what I'm doing. So don't judge the batcoon man" replied Delirious.
Vanoss looks to him confused. "This isn't anything to do with Batcoon! This is hockey!"
"He's got a point and Delirious's way of content is way more messed up than Evans." They all look to the guy in the pig mask and white helmet. Who is this guy? "I_Am_WildCat." He doesn't seem happy to be here. "I'm okay being here, but why the fuck am I wearing this pig mask and helmet?"
"Hey, no bad words here dude. Just as long as there isn't any racist stuff involved and why am I wearing this Finn the Human outfit?!" They see the other guy is black and also annoyed. "BasicallyIdoWrk."
"You think you're the only one questioning why costumes are weird for some of us." They see the man in an astronaut costume is also there "Mr. Sark."
"Yeah, I mean I know I should be home right now with my wife and daughter. But I have to admit, this outfit makes me feel serious." This man is wearing a pink and yellow sleeveless shirt and blue jeans and has shades and a fake goatee. "Moosnuckel."
"Same, though I look like my normal self and not in some kinda costume. So, I'm alright with this." This guy is wearing a white shirt with black sleeves. "FourZeroSeven."
"At least I can wear the panda hat and not look half naked, because this place is chilly as a fridge right now. Dang this place is cold, at least the pancakes are delicious." This large man is wearing a panda hat, grey shirt and black jeans and has a goatee. "BigJigglyPanda."
Then someone calms them down. "Guys, guys. We're all special guest YouTuber's, so let's just come together and try not to make things any weirder as it is now. There are kids here, so no harsh words and no other inappropriate stuff" replied this Asian man with good hair and glasses. "Markiplier."
"Mark, we've never come together. The Salty Boys and Team 6 has never ever teamed up in one game, but one day we will" replied the large man with glasses. "Muyskerm."
"Also, these are not kids, there are pre-teens and I think they know who we are and have heard of the things we've said" replied a man with a goatee but no hair. "LordMinion777."
"Wade, I don't think anyone cares about a single word you just say, like when we played among us" replied his friend "GarukuBluemoon."
Lincoln and Simon have no clue why these guys are here, but a part of them feels like going fan boy on these guys, though they're friends are kinda confused. "Guys, these gents don't seem like the friendly type, Also, what the heck is with those mascots?" asked Tabby.
They see one of the mascots is a Squirrel with a missing eye and a light blue scarf. He then stops dancing. "Wait, what team am I playing on?" This guy in the suit? "DeadSquirrel."
"Same, whose team am I on?" They see the other guy in the mascot costume is wearing a suit that is half Gorilla and half Elephant. "Gorillaphant." He then looks to his suit. "Seriously, why is this even a costume?"
"Can we just get this game over with already?" asked Vanoss. The two opposing teams are ready and everyone is cheering for this game to begin.
All while Lincoln and Simon are still at a loss for words with the random icons being there. "Dude, who the heck are those guys and what the heck is even happening?" asked Rusty.
They look to Lincoln and Simon who aren't even moving. "Guys, I think we lost Lincoln and Simon" replied Jordan.
This is gonna be one hockey game they'll never ever, forget.
To be continued…..
A/N: This is based off of the episode "Schooled." Also, did anyone guess who the special guests are? Only those who have seen they're videos know these dorks, and they are damn hilarious when they do their own thing. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Now, cue theme song! Whichever Youtuber theme song you guys like!
Date made: 9/17/20.