Chapter 2 Edward Elric
Me: Hi everyone! I'd like to present chapter 2 of this fanfics! This chapter is dedicated to Edward Elric!
-party poppers-
Ed: Huh? Where the hell am I?
Me: You're in my story! –laughs evilly-
Ed: WTF?!
Roy: What's up Fullmetal, and by the way welcome to her world, -points to me-.
Me: So Ed, I want you to give the disclaimer this time! –smiles innocently-
Ed: What if I don't want to! What are you gonna do about it?!
Roy: If I were you Ed I'd do what she tells you to do. –reading magazines-
Ed: Why what would happen Mustang?
Me: -smiles evilly- Coz' if you don't do it Ed I'll write a yaoi containing you and Roy in it!
Ed and Roy: WHAT THE-?!!!
Roy: But I didn't do anything except read this magazine! –holds up magazine-
Ed: Fine I'll do it you better not write anything that involves me and that bastard doing something together!!
Roy: 0.0
Me: Yeah, yeah just get over with the disclaimer!
Ed: Miracle wants me to tell you that she doesn't own FMA if she did she would have been world famous right now!
Me, Roy and Ed: ENJOY!!
Ed's POV
Me and Al were standing outside of Eastern HQ in the pouring rain wondering whether we should go inside or not.
"Well here we are!" I said looking at the gates wondering if they were gonna open up magically or something.
"Yup, here we are big brother!" said Al looking at the lighted windows of the building.
"So we're here I guess we have no choice but to go inside and see that bastard." I sighed thinking of what could happen once I step inside the Colonel's office.
"Oh come on brother the Colonel's not that bad, doesn't he always help us whenever we're in trouble or when we need help!" said Al to me but I wasn't listening to what he was saying Al I could hear were my thoughts of asking God why he was doing these horrible things to me!
"Oh God why are you doing this to me what have I ever done to you! Wasn't I a good person who deserves to be rewarded with the Philosopher's Stone!" I screamed in my mind.
Somewhere in Heaven God was reading Ed's thoughts, "Yeah right!" said God as he read that Edward had thought that he was deserving enough of the Stone.
"God didn't I help plenty of people out! Didn't I do so much acts of goodness! I mean I admit I did all those pranks on Mustang and the others like the one where I soaked Mustang's gloves in alcohol and then when he tried to burn me he ended up burning himself and stayed in the hospital for half a month or the time when I changed Havoc's cigarettes into a small pack of mini firecrackers so when he placed one in his mouth and lighted it up there were fireworks in the room, so Havoc was sent to the hospital for a month or the time when Hughes left me in his room where he kept all of Elycia's pictures by accident so I transmuted all of them into a big trash can so when Hughes came in he fell into comatose for one and a half month and luckily for me, he never found out who did it!! But God that doesn't mean you have to punish me for all those little pranks!" I yelled in my head in frustration.
By the time I was mentioning all the things I did Al went to the side of the gate and saw a kitten.
"So God tell me something", I said to myself silently, "WHAT HAVE I DONE TO DESERVE THIS?!!!" I screamed out in to the world where everyone now was staring at me like some lunatic.
"Al come now let's go inside." I called to my brother so that I could escape the pressure that was building up on me as everyone continued to stare at me.
"Coming brother!" Al replied as he ran towards me carrying something in his arms which I was sure it was another cat, I sighed as I saw an orange tail pop out of his arms.
"Anything wrong brother?" asked Al after I sighed.
"Nothing's wrong Al." I replied while we passed through the gates as we went inside HQ.
Then I told God in my mind again as I entered Mustang's office holding my report.
"Oh God what have I done to deserve this?!!"
OWARI!
Ed: I hate you!
Me: you can hate me all you want Ed but that doesn't change anything!
Roy: Please review!!