Chapter 3: Destiny Islands

"Cooper! You tricked me!" Carmelita went chasing after him. "This isn't Paris! This is some island!"

"I'm sorry 'owe!' I didn't know!" Sly yelled running away from her.

'Hey who are those guys?" some guy with long white hair and aqua eyes asked his friend.

"I don't know Riku. Let's go ask them!" suggested his friend who had porcupine hair that was brown. The two hurried towards the fighting "couple".

Carmelita got out her gun and hand cufs, "Where ever we are…. I can still arrest you!"

"Now now Carmelita…. Let's talk about this!" he said still running,

"Hey! Who are you guys?" Some guy asked.

Carmelita stopped chasing Sly and looked up at the guy with spiky hair. A girl with red hair followed him.

"Hey! Come over here!" The girl called.

The two ran towards the young kids. "Um.. hello, my name is Carmelita. This is Sly." . Carmelita looked behind her. "Hey Miss Fox! I found this star shaped fruit. Oh look your pistol's with me too!"

"Oh Sly GIVE IT BACK!" Carmlita's eyes were flaring .

"Oh Sora!" The girl said to the porcupine head guy, who apparently was named Sora.

"Yeah Kairi?"

"Don't they fight like a married couple?"Kairi sighed.

"Uhh….. well yeah?" Riku answered her instead.

"Let's ask them!" Sora suggested.

"HEY ARE YOU GUYS MARRIED!" Sora asked rather rudely.

Carmelita stopped at her tracks, "What'd that punk ask us?" she almost whispered to Sly.

"Hey kid! What's you ask us?" Sly shouted to Sora.

"ARE YOU MARR-" Kairi quickly covered his mouth.

"Sora you idiot! That's rude! You should ask it like this….

HEY ARE YOU GUYS MARRIED!"

"Oh Kairi….. nobody can do it like you!" he complimented.

Riku was the only one with common sense at the moment…. WTF? That's exactly what Sora said! Riku shook his head.

"No, little girl! We're not married!" Carmelita said the nicest she could.

"But you should consider…." Sora suggested. Carmelita got angry/

"No Sora! Like this …. But you should consider…." Kairi repeated.

"Ah Kairi …. I love you!" Sora said.

"WTF?" Riku bellowed. "Arr.. never mind."

"Hey you three!" Everyone faced Sly. Do you think we could stay here for a while?"

"Yeah! And practice sleeping together too!" Sora said.

"Okay Sora…… Now that was an idiotic thing to say!" Kairi and Riku bonked him on the head.

"Hmmm. Sleep? With Ringtail? NO WAY!"

"Bonjour!" Sly finally said to Kairi, "" Mon nom est le Sly! Quel est votre belle dame ? "

"I'm Kairi!" she gigled for she loved French people. Sora was getting quite jealous.

" Oh m ce qu'un nom magnifique. Il vous égale beacuse de que vous êtes magnifique !" Sly complimented

"Rusé ne pas flirter avec les dames !"

" Je vous pense Carmelita juste jaloux ! "

(Translation:

"My name is Sly Cooper! What's your's fine lady?"

"Oh my what a gorgeous name. It matches you beacuse of how gorgeous you are!"

"Sly don't flirt with the ladies!"

"I think your just jealous Carmelita!")

(End of translation)

Kairi giigled more. "Come... sur. ... er. ... Sly. ... va... um. ... explore ! " Kairi tried to speak French the best she could.

"oui " Sly replied

Spanish now.

"Zurce que Ringtail!" Carmelita cursed.

"Usted sabe cómo hablar español Carmelita?" Riku and Sora asked in their best Spanish.

"Por supuesto hago!" Carmelita said

"Puede enseñar nos usted unas pocas más palabras?" They asked.

"Los niños seguros por qué no?" she answered.

(Translation :

"Darn that Ringtail!"

"You know how to speak Spanish Carmelita?"

"Of course I do!"

"Can you teach us a few more words?"

"Sure kids why not?") (End of Translation)