The Killing of the Undead
Once upon a dark, dull night
Buffy got into a fight
A vampire did so nearly kill
Until she pushed him down a hill
He rolled down to the bottom bit
By rocks and branches he was hit
Buffy came a-running down
And pushed him back to the ground
She punched him here and punched him there
She punched him where most would not dare
With all the effort it could take
She pulled out her trusty stake
And jabbed it deep within his chest
And that concludes the dying's death