Chapter 409.
"Date to another world."
(The Loud House.)
Lincoln walks out of the house, he sees the time is around midday and he waits outside for his ride to get there. What is he wearing? Well, it's the outfit he wore when he went to Jordan's birthday party last month: a fancy light blue suit and pants with a yellow flower to the suit and red tie, and brown shoes.
But he does have some winter gear on so he doesn't get too cold in this winter.
Luna then comes out and she smiles seeing her brother. "Looking good back in the cool suited hood bro, waiting for your ride?"
Lincoln nods. "Yup, hero me is inbound and he's gonna be the one to bring me and Jordan to our date, wherever it is."
Luna then puts her axe into her trunk. "Well, I hope you and Jordan have an awesome time. I know that when it comes to romance and knowing places for dinner, any other Lincoln from across the stars is the same with one thing: They're the man-with-the-plan."
Lincoln smirks. "Darn right on that one, and have fun at the band rehearsals sis!" Lincoln waves as Luna drives off in her car to go to Sam's place for some practice with the band.
Lincoln then sees the eagles on the roof and enjoying the breeze and the peace and quiet. "They earned some rest, with Leslie and her crew not here they could use a break from being the eyes in the skies."
Just then he hears the sound of an engine and he spots the Vulture Bike and riding on it is none other than the hero version of Lincoln Loud. His name: Lincoln A. Spellman, also known as Commander Freezer Burn, but we'll call him Hero Lincoln for this chapter.
His attire: a dark blue trench coat and suit, with dark blue pants, black shoes and all the clothing provides warmth. "You ready to ride to our dates kid?"
Lincoln chuckles. "Heck yeah I am, but where the heck is you're Jordan? Is she coming along?"
Hero Lincoln chuckles. "Let's just say, at the moment she's waiting for us at where you're Jordan is."
Lincoln gets onboard the sidecar and Hero Linc revs up the engines and they ride off. "So, where the heck is your twin sister?" asked Lincoln.
"She's my cousin now and not my sister, there have been some major changes in my life and one of them is now my mom and no longer sister, Luna A. Spellman, and to answer your question, Linka is visiting her old homeworld to meet with some boy, my guesses it's the gender swapped version of Jordan Rosato" replied Hero Linc.
Lincoln is shocked to hear this. "Wow. That is an answer I did not see coming." He then thinks about what his hero version said. 'His sister became his mom? What? Okay, the next time he comes to hang out and bring his version of Luna, we need to know more.'
They continue to drive off to the location of where they're dates are waiting for them.
(Rosato Mansion.)
They soon arrive to the location and they see the two Jordan's talking to each other next to the Indoraptor mount, and companion, Dominic and he looks to them and grunts.
The two Jordan's smile seeing the two Lincoln's. "Hi boys."
They all share a small laugh from this. "Like we're all twins and having a fun time" said Hero Lincoln.
"Glad you guys could make it, how do we look?" asked Jordan.
Jordan: A fancy yellow dress with a short sleeved jacket with a rose logo on the back, her golden hoop earrings on, yellow flower patterned gloves, yellow heeled shoes and she applies some makeup and her hair has been let down and not in her signature braided ponytail.
It's the attire she wore on her birthday, and yes she also has some winter clothing to keep her warm.
Hero Jordan: a yellow strapless dress with flower patterns, red heeled shoes and her hair is just like Jordan's, she has a jacket and mittens and ear muffs like her other version.
Both Lincoln smile seeing them look like this. "Wow."
Both Jordan's go to them and they share a small kiss onto the Lincoln they have been dating. "We're glad you like this and I like the way you look handsome" said Jordan.
"You wearing the attire from you're 13th birthday is awesome" said Lincoln.
They then see their hero versions talking to themselves and sharing a small laugh. "It's like looking into a mirror" said Lincoln.
"A mirror with a whole new look" replied Jordan. They then go over to their hero versions. "So, where are we going on this double date of ours?"
Hero Lincoln and Hero Jordan both smile. "Let's ride guys." They all hop onto the Vulture Bike and Indoraptor. Lincoln rides with his hero self and Jordan rides with her hero self and they take off.
"So, where the heck are we going?" asked Lincoln.
"We're gonna go to another world, a date in another world and you guys are gonna like it" said Hero Lincoln.
"Can't wait and we got tons of stuff to tell you guys" said Jordan.
"Same here" replied Hero Jordan.
(Somewhere in the forest outside of town.)
The Vulture Bike and Indoraptor make it to the location, a cabin in the woods. They all get off and look to the old and abandoned building. "Yup, just like in our world" replied Hero Jordan.
Lincoln and Jordan are both confused. "I don't understand, why the heck are we on the outskirts of town and in the middle of nowhere?" asked Lincoln.
"I thought we were gonna go to some other world for our double date?" asked Jordan.
Hero Linc and Hero Jordan look around the cabin and they smile when they see something that is familiar to them. "And there she is."
Lincoln and Jordan are amazed when they see this mysterious door pop out of nowhere and it had the image of this car and the sign is in Japanese. "Whoa!"
"What the heck is with that door?" asked Lincoln.
Hero Jordan chuckles. "Guys, this door says Western Restaurant Nekoya. This door leads to another earth, but has been known to travel from across the cosmos and appear in every place around the worlds for those who want lunch, but to other worldly beings, they call this the Restaurant to another world."
"This door only appears once per week. On the day of Satur is when it appears and then it disappears again for the next week" replied Hero Linc. "Now, once this place shows how fine and amazing it is, we want you guys to only tell the others when the time is right. The one thing we don't want is the Lynn Sr from this world to start causing a commotion and the same goes with your sisters."
"Which is why we don't let our Louds go to this place, except when it's our version of Lori" replied Hero Jordan. "So, are we clear on the rules?"
Lincoln and Jordan nod. "We don't bring my family here, unless it's to the ones we can trust to behave ad enjoy the food and sure as heck we are gonna enjoy the food here" replied Lincoln.
"Well, what the heck are we waiting for? Let's go and see what this place has to offer" said Jordan.
They all walk into the door and Lincoln and Jordan are amazed at the place. The whole restaurant looks classy and nice, they even see the odd patrons of the place.
A lion man whose eating and yelling for another Pork Cutlet Rice Bowl and another bowl of Pork Soup. An elderly man eating Pork Loin Cutlet with some beer with a samurai man who is eating Teriyaki chicken with Seishu. A lizard man eating a rice omelet and a lady in a red dress eating a Chocolate Parfait.
"Wow. This really is a restaurant from another world" replied Lincoln and Jordan.
Then they see this demon girl dressed as a waitress go towards them. "Hello and Welcome, nice to see you again commander and major and other versions of yourselves?"
"Good to see you too Aletta, these two are with us and from another world and our good friends. We'll find a seat, and we'd like some menus" said Hero Lincoln.
"Okay then." Aletta goes over to help another customer, and the four kids remove their winter clothing.
They go over to the romantic seating and Both Lincoln's pull the chairs for their Jordan's and the two Jordan's respond. "What a gentleman." They then take their seats and all go through the menus who are handed to them by this long-eared waitress who speaks to them with her mind.
"Here are you're menus. Tell any of us when you four are ready to order." She then walks off.
Lincoln and Jordan are shocked that happened. "Did she speak to us through her thoughts?" asked Lincoln.
"Yeah, she can do that. But just a secret, she's actually a dragon who comes here for work, just as long as she can get some Chicken curry for lunch and dinner" replied Her Lincoln.
They then go through the menus of the food here, then Aletta comes back. "So, are you guys ready to order?"
"We are" replied Lincoln. He looks to Jordan and they both nod. "We'll have two plates of Spaghetti with Meat Sauce and add some of that Pork Soup as well and some water."
"We'll have two Pork Cutlet Rice Bowl and two plates of Crepes along with two bowls of the pork soup and some glasses of water, and two plates of white rice, and also four mugs of hot chocolate" replied Hero Lincoln.
"It's been a cold day for us and we'd like to be warm" replied Hero Jordan.
"Okay, I'll be back with your meal shortly." Aletta walks off to inform the chef mater of the restaurant.
Lincoln and Jordan are both shocked from what they ordered. "Whoa. That is a lot, and you guys didn't have to order us some hot cocoa" said Lincoln.
"Well, we thought it was a good idea, plus we could all use some warm sweet beverages while we stay here and keep warm" replied Hero Lincoln.
Jordan looks around and is amazed by the place. "How long has this door been in our world and how come we've never been?"
"Well, the door pops up wherever and it looks like its pop up site is in the same place as we've had in our world. You guys can come here whenever you want, just as long as it is on a Saturday" replied Hero Jordan.
"And we know not to inform our friends and family, just as long as we can trust them to behave and not do anything crazy or rude to the other patrons" replied Lincoln. "Still this place is pretty cool."
"Also, should we split the bill? It only seems fair we do that" said Jordan.
"I think that's an awesome idea" replied Hero Jordan.
Hero Lincoln then has an idea. "How about we put this place as one date we'll always remember?" He has his phone ready and seeing him do this is enough to make them know what he's talking about and they too have their phones ready.
They all gather for one big group selfie and share some laughs. "So, while we have seen each other for some time, we'd like to know what you guys have been doing lately. Like how was the thanksgiving?" asked Hero Jordan.
Boy did Lincoln and Jordan have a lot to tell them.
(Later.)
They continue with their talk and the hero counterparts are amazed by their story on how they dealt with so many enemies, and Leslie and also that she won't be back until tomorrow and also the return of Ryan Miller and how he became Jordan's brother and they're victory in dodge ball and then they tell them about the near disaster during Thanksgiving and about Leslie's nice cousin and how the Pokémon in the park have been handling.
The demon waitress, Aletta goes over and she has their food. "Here's your order." She places all the food in front of them and they take in the smells of this good food.
"Wow. This food smells amazing." Lincoln and Jordan take a picture of the Spaghetti and meat sauce. "Cane we take a pic of your food?" asked Lincoln.
"Sure go ahead" replied Hero Jordan. They take a pic of the food from both sides and the Pork Soup as well.
They all enjoy the sip of their warm hot chocolate and then they dig into the meal. "Man, this tastes amazing, sure wish we ordered something else" said Lincoln.
"We can come back here next time, but the issue is that the Snowstorm is coming next week" replied Jordan.
"You guys can try and figure out something" replied Hero Lincoln. "Now, let's dig in." They all continue to eat their food.
Then Hero Lincoln and Hero Jordan decided to tell them something they don't know. "You guys know Star Wars right?" asked Hero Jordan.
"Yeah why?" asked Lincoln and Jordan.
"Ever heard of the bastard dork Snoke?" asked Hero Lincoln.
"Yeah, what about that retarded Palpatine Clone that sucked on the first day of the fight?" asked Lincoln.
"Man, they literally ruined Star Wars by adding that guy, I mean they could've made him have a fight and not die from one stroke of a light saber" said Jordan.
Hero Jordan snickers. "Yeah, that film was a bust, but it had to pave the way for Kylo Ren to look more badass than any kind of Star Wars bad guy."
"So, why did you ask us about that Snoke moron anyway?" asked Lincoln.
They then tell them of how they met Snoke, and how he easily died in the hands of an all-powerful Sith Lord. One who wields the might of the Jedi and the Sith, just like Rey and Kylo Ren.
(Somewhere in another dimension.)
On the homeworld of the Jennerit Empire and the great Galactic Empire. Is the almighty, all-powerful wielder of the good and dark side of the force, Supreme Leader and High Lord Hollow Cabal, the great apprentice of Darth Vader, and at the moment the guy is at the balcony of his citadel and he's reading the book he published.
The book is based on his life and how he was truly destined on the path to save the realms and be the apprentice of Darth Vader, and also mentions the hilarious segment on how he killed the retard Snoke, with one strike.
Hollow stops reading and he looks around. "Someone is talking about me." He then looks to one of his Royal Guards. "You there. Do we have the footage of when I killed that retarded Palpatine clone, Snoke?"
The guard nods. "Yes my lord, and it's the best scene still."
Hollow chuckles. "Good, I wanna watch the replay of how I killed Snoke with one blow, the best and weakest fight this year has to offer." The guy walks back into his palace to rewatch the day he killed the weirdo close freak, Snoke. That guy was so weak, seriously why is he even a Star Wars character?
(Allied Outpost.)
Turns out, it might not be just hero Lincoln and hero Jordan who came to visit their world, the one who also came to visit is the second-man to command FutureTech, Victor. He walks into the base and he goes through the supplies needed to keep the place running.
Just then he sees Peter Harris walk towards him. "What is it sir?" said Victor.
"Okay, so we got a report for ya, that some son of a gun got killed by one of our defenses" replied Peter Harris.
Victor stops walking and he looks to the cowboy. "Wait what? What do you mean?"
"Well, this little piece of shit tried to go over our walls and vandalize the place, the base found the guy a threat and the Tesla Coils went online and he's gone. The sorry son of a bitch is gone, like gone forever with no trace of existence."
Victor looks to the footage and they see this bastard at the walls, then he gets vaporized by the might of the almighty Soviet defense weapon, the Tesla Coil. "We got anything on this person?"
"Traces from the ashes came back to a dork moron who was once friends with Chandler McCann, the teenager goes by the stupid codename: Snoke Snokerson, here's what we know. This kid has been in juvie since the age of 13, has been disowned by parents for harassing, stalking, stealing, vandalizing and bullying kids to a near bloody pulp. The kid is a troublesome moron who worshiped Chandler McCann, and then busted out when there was a riot in the detention hall."
Peter then hands Victor the tablet with the info on who this retarded punk is. "Well, sure looks like we did the country a favor. Keep up the good work and try to maintain this base for any other delinquent jackasses who are associates with Chandler McCann, or better yet, fan bitches of Chandler McCann."
"Also, the mayor of Great Lakes City is asking for when they can setup an allied outpost near their town as well. They said they could use some sturdy defenses there as well" replied Peter Harris.
"I'll inform the rest of my allies at FutureTech soon." Victor and Peter Harris continue to talk, and they even discuss about the matter of a returning girl, Leslie Silver.
To be continued…..
A/N: I had a dream about this and so here it is, and I hope you all enjoyed it. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
This small threat to the base is just a small threat, nothing serious and there could be more, who knows.
FYI: Watching Snoke die in Star Wars: The Last Jedi, was so funny? How the hell is he even supposed to be a villain? The bastard is just a sad and ugly puppet of Palpatine and the fucker dies in the hands of Kylo Ren, how does he not sense the force and thoughts of the guy? Hahahahahahahahaha hahahaha!
Oh man, that is still funny. Suck on it Snoke!
Date made: 11/18/20.