I'M SOOOOO SORRY I'M SO LATE! PARENTS MARCHED ME OUT ON SOME LAME VACATION TO SOME COUNTRY HOTEL IN THE MIDDLE OF WHO THE HELL KNOWS WHERE (SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND) AND I DIDN'T HAVE INTERNET ACCESS ON MY LAPTOP THERE THAT WASN'T ABOUT $50 WORTH!
Hey all! You know what, you guys REALLY helped me out with the plan for this chapter, which is going to be HUGE by the way. The last one was my longest yet, funny enough, but due to all the songs and fluff that go on here, this will definitely be longer.
Here are my final songs for our characters in the hotel club open mike nite. After tons of suggestions and lots of downloading, I decided on a bunch of classics everyone would know, okay? Or at least, I know, and think everyone SHOULD know.
Inuyasha – I Want You To Need Me by Celine Dion – Sooooooooooo beautiful, it means so much to me. It was the first song I ever cried to, it's that great! Download it, then you'll get the vibe!
Sango – Truly Madly Deeply by Savage Garden – Yeah, everyone's HEARD this song, but no one knows the words! I do, and they're beautiful, and totally suit Sango.
Miroku – Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by Aerosmith – Even if you're not a rock fan, like I'm not, you have to love this legendary anthem! Steven Tyler just sounds so
damn heartfelt and I sound like an idiot every time I sing this!
Kagome – How Do I Live Without You? By LeAnn Rimes – Cheesy, but it seemed right for Kagome, I'm just working on pure inspiration right now. Plus, one of my reviewers suggested another song by her, and then I remembered this one! Thank you, you know who you are!
Kouga – Let Me Love You by Mario – Cocky bastard, just works for Kouga, and I didn't want to have all these serious love songs in a row.
Sesshoumaru – I'm Too Sexy for my Shirt by Right Said Fred! - Yes, I know how OOC this is for Sesshoumaru, but it all ties in with a theme through this chapter that Sesshoumaru can't be sexy in an obvious way, just kind of strong and silent...Not with THIS SONG, which is great for dancing around your room to with your disco ball on, like me!
Shippou – It's A Hard Knock Life from Annie (the musical) Yeah, I know he wasn't meant to sing, but he's disappeared for like the last nine chapters so I figured he'd have a bigger role in this one, plus an incident with room service later on!
Okay, I just took up a whole page with this author's note, but I wanted everyone to understand why I chose the songs I did, and what they mean to me okay? So without further ado:
Chapter 12: Viva Italiana pt II!
"I'm teling you Dr. Yume, I don't know what could've happened to your luggage!" Inuyasha protested innocently, holding up his hands in defense. He cackled evilly inside as he thought how those poor Russian dudes in Moscow must be warming up their ears with Hojo's boxers.
"I swear to Kami, Mireshi, you had something to do with this!" Hojo screamed shrilly, prodding a finger into Inuyasha's pulsating chest.
"Oh yeah?" Inuyasha said, giving up the innocence act, and crossing his arms over his offended chest. Cocking one silvery eyebrow, he asked, "What would make you think that?"
"Well we ALL know you have some anger management issues, and I have another feeling you might be annoyed at my and Higurashi's close relations!" Hojo said triumphantly, puffing out his chest on the Italian airstrip the gang stood on.
Kagome, slightly hung over, had huge shades on and had Shippo in her arms, Sango and Miroku were entwined in each other and murmuring sweet nothings in each others' ears, Kouga was filming Inuyasha while Ayame laughed over his shoulder and Mr Mireshi was flirting with the air hostess. Well, flirting as best an 85-year-old man with erectile issues and no hair could flirt.
"Close relations? As in the you're-together-and-about-to-create-some-horny-little-lovenest-and-have-lots-of-ugly-human-babies-with-Hojo's-second-rate-sperm relations?" Inuyasha hissed, his eyes narrowing and flaming, whirling round to glare at Kagome accusingly.
"Hojo!" Kagome said, whipping her shades off and giving them to Shippou, glaring at Hojo now.
"What?" Hojo asked defensively. "I assumed that since you and me went out in high school, you'd go for a drink or two with me whilst we're in Italy?" Hojo proclaimed loudly, taking one of Kagome's tanned hands in his own chubby pink one.
Okay, you know what, he'd had it up to HERE, Inuyasha exclaimed to himself, squeezing his eyes shut. First, Hojo was even here to start with, then he'd had to be up in his space claiming his girl as his own for God's sake! Ignoring the "his" that had crept in there, Inuyasha released a primal growl.
Grabbing the wrist of the hand that held Kagome's almost savagely, Inuyasha pressed Hojo up against the plane wall, breathing hard into his face. His voice dropping so low that no one but the youkai around could hear him, he whispered menacingly,
"Hojo, listen now and listen good, cause you won't hear it from me again, understand?" Not waiting for an answer from the dumbstruck doctor, he continued on, his claws elongating a little into Hojo's shirt.
"Kagome is mine, do you understand? She doesn't know yet, but I sure as hell do, so if you know what's good for you and your fucking balls you will stay AWAY from her. You can't have her, believe me, cause if it kills me, I will. You will stay away from me and my...extended family..." Inuyasha paused as he searched for the right term. Friends seemed too informal for people who had so quickly grown on him, but they weren't related either. "Got me?" Inuyasha finished, suddenly highly aware of the shocked silence behind him.
Hojo nodded mutely, scrabbling at Inuyasha's rigid hand wrapped around his throat.
"Well, that's settled then!" Inuyasha said brightly, at normal volume, turning to greet his friends again.
Plus the girl he...loved.
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"Dude, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?" Miroku yelled at Inuyasha, shaking his shoulders roughly once they walked into their room. It was massive, with four kind size beds all in a row, complete with lush coverings and hangings, steps up to the beds, and a huge bathroom for each of them, with their names engraved on metal plates hung on the sturdy oaken doors. Sunlight filtered in through the clear bay windows and the cheerful bustle and life of the Milanese market below them echoed throughout the spacious room.
On checking in, Inuyasha decided to be boring and non- coed, so as to avoid raping anyone he shouldn't. He, Kouga, Sesshoumaru, Shippou and Miroku were in one room, Kagome, Ayame, Sango and Rin were in another, with Inuyasha's father well away from any naked women sites, like the pool, spa, sauna, steam room, restaurant...Well, his room was next to a cleaning closet.
You don't get much less perverted than that.
Slumped on the end of his bed with his head in his hands, Inuyasha's head shot up to face Miroku once he was done shaking him.
"It's early in the morning, I've just spent the last thirteen hours flying next to a certain Miss Drunky McDrunk, WHO, by the way, has EVIL hangovers, and I had my anger management counselor right there on the damn plane with me! Who now has no luggage, at least none that the impoverished children of Chenoble aren't relishing right now!" Inuyasha yelled back, feeling a little deflated all of a sudden.
"Man, you're bad in the morning, but you look like you just lost your best friend!" Miroku said, bouncing down on the floor at Inuyasha's feet. "I sure as hell know you didn't, cause I'm right here! Let's have a man-to-man thing, okay?"
"Can I be a man too?" Sesshoumaru asked, sauntering up to the two, dumping his light duffel bag on the bed with his name on it.
"I don't know, can you?" Miroku asked, playing along.
"Sure I can, wanna see?" Sesshoumaru asked, grinning.
"Nah, I believe you. Join in!" Miroku, brandishing an arm at a nearby armchair.
"True, baby bro, you look like Jeremy got run over or something. Speaking of Jeremy, I do believe we're in the same city as some of Jeremy's best friends..." Sesshoumaru said slyly, smirking at Inuyasha. "Do you remember THAT particular incident?" Sesshoumaru asked innocently, sitting down in the armchair opposite the bed, by the window. He smirked again at Inuyasha, and sat forward, waiting for him to explain.
"You know I couldn't care less, dog shit, but I think Kagome noticed, and she's a little confused, I figure. Can't be havin' my babe upset, now can we?" Kouga said nonchalantly, clapping a hand on Inuyasha's slumped shoulder, landing on the bed next to him.
"Speaking of Kagome," Sesshoumaru said, getting up to toss all the guys a cold beer from the minibar. He LOVED these things...Inuyasha would get himself all worked up, his ears would flatten, he'd say things he wasn't supposed to, and then go get himself a massage.
"What about her?" Inuyasha snapped, glaring at Sesshoumaru suspiciously.
"Nothing, nothing..." Sesshoumaru said, holding up his beer filled hands. "Just that she seemed peculiarly giddy this morning..." he said, eyeing Inuyasha mischievously.
"Good point!" Miroku piped up, cracking open his beer. "A little...drunk, perhaps?" He suggested, glaring at Inuyasha.
"She wasn't drunk!" Inuyasha swiftly denied, breaking a sweat as he realized they were on to him. "I'd know!"
"How?" Kouga said, waggling his eyebrows and laughing heartily. "Was she not alone last night?" Kouga hinted broadly, knowing the answer full well.
"She...I mean...I...We..." Inuyasha said, his ears flattening under the onslaught of accusation.
"You did what?" Miroku pressed on.
"NOTHING!" Inuyasha yelled, the fire back in his eyes.
"That's my Inuyasha!" Sesshoumaru said, glimpsing the familiar anger in Inuyasha's golden orbs.
"What do you mean?" Inuyasha asked quizzically. "I've been here the whole time!"
"Well, you have and you haven't, if you see what I mean." Sesshoumaru said, swigging from his beer can.
"HOW DOES THAT WORK?" Inuyasha asked angrily, standing over Sesshoumaru, fired up now.
"Replace your ass on the bed and I'll explain!" Sesshoumaru said clearly, freezing Inuyasha out with his tone and glare.
Reluctantly, Inuyasha sat heavily on the bed, wanting to know what his brother thought was wrong with his head now. He felt a familiar sinking thought embed itself in his brain: He hated when Sesshoumaru was right.
"You've been here, physically and all." Sesshoumaru began.
"Yes Dr. Fluffy." Miroku said wryly, tipping his can in Sesshoumaru's direction.
"Shut up. Anyways..."Sesshoumaru continued, throwing Miroku an evil glare.
"You've been here, but the Inuyasha we knew seems to be skiing down the drain. I mean, you don't even blow up at me anymore, let alone Miroku. Never thought I'd SAY I miss that, but I do. You seem miserable and confused a lot of the time, like there's something you desperately want, but it's hanging just out of your reach, and you can't get to it, and it's driving you crazy. I mean, you always seem so tired and grouchy, with your Zen (AN: Creative Zen Touch MP3) jammed into your ears 24/7 and I have to say, you've lost all your spark, man!" Sesshoumaru finished, drinking casually from his beer again.
Three dumbstruck men gazed back at him, stunned.
"Well hello, Oprah, fancy meeting you here!" Miroku said, breaking the silence.
"Oprah's a GOOD problem solver, people!" Sesshoumaru defended himself, going bright red and hiding behind his hair.
"Oprah?" Kouga asked, still shellshocked.
"Rin finally got you..." Kouga said, shaking his head in disbelief. "Ayame tries to make me do it too. Sally Jessy Raphael, Maury, Montel...all of them...have to say, never thought you'd be the type to bend to THE WOMEN'S will before I did..." Kouga said softly, rocking back and forth on the bed.
"She...did not!" Sesshoumaru spluttered.
"Uh huh..." Miroku said, clearing his throat, bringing Inuyasha's attention to himself.
"Before Sally Jessy had to go on commercial break," Miroku said, eyeing Sesshoumaru, who was halfway through his second beer, obviously attempting to drink away his embarrassment. Which wasn't gonna work under ANY circumstances anyway, seeing as Sesshoumaru hadn't been able to get wasted since he was three, and even then, it'd taken two kegs of vodka. Yeah, Sess and Inuyasha had a sadistic daddy...
"She said something that makes sense. I have to say Inuyasha, with you, I've noticed something's off. Due to my recent...enlightenment... I have come to a divine conclusion!" Miroku said importantly, raising a finger in the air.
"You come to life, your eyes go all funny looking, your voice gets all perky, and you get all protective around one person, and one person alone. This was demonstrated at least twice earlier today. This magical, wonderful, hungover little person is Kagome.You lurrrrrrve her." Miroku finished simply, looking firmly at Inuyasha.
"So what if I do?" Inuyasha asked, the words slipping from his mouth before he even thought about it.
"AH HAH!" Miroku cheered triumphantly, whacking Inuyasha's shoulder hard in glee.
"I was just guessing too!" Miroku sang out happily.
"Do you, Inuyasha?" Kouga asked, sounding for all the world like Jeremy and Myron WEREN'T at war. He sounded somber, contemplative, concerned almost...
"I...I guess." Inuyasha said, his heart sinking in defeat, as he succumbed to the facts. Well, the fact. There was only one, and he had to say it to himself now, before it ate him up from the inside and he made an ass of himself. Which, he had the funniest feeling, would happen anyway.
"I...I love Kagome..." Inuyasha muttered out, looking at the top of his beer can intently as he drank.
"I KNEW IT!" Kouga laughed heartily.
"Congratulations, soldier!" Sesshoumaru said, smiling broadly at Inuyasha's stricken face.
"Why so glum, chum?" Miroku asked, having stopped bouncing madly.
"Are you not quite seeing the fucking problem?" Inuyasha snapped, grabbing another beer from the minibar in resignation.
"Nope." Miroku said, shrugging.
"Nu uh." Kouga agreed.
"'Fraid not." Sesshoumaru conceded, shaking his head.
"Number 1: She doesn't know, cause I only just found out!" Inuyasha said, beginning to count off on his fingers.
"I'm damn sure she does, Inuyasha, take it from me. She's one of my best friends, and she's getting just as miserable and lovesick as you. Your lousy moods disgust me, you know..." Miroku said, looking at Inuyasha in all seriousness.
Blushing crazily, Inuyasha squished the doped up grin threatening to break through, and began again.
"Number 2: She doesn't know about Kikyou and my mom yet."
"So tell her." Sesshoumaru said, like he was saying the sky was blue.
"How is a woman supposed to accept a man who let his girlfriend do what Kikyou did to my mother and let her get away?" Inuyasha asked shrilly, tears pricking the back of his eyes. He blinked them away fiercely.
"Number 3: I can't risk another woman I love hurting someone else I...like." Inuyasha said instead.
"Listen, asshole!" Miroku said, glaring angrily at Inuyasha.
"My Kags wouldn't hurt you, I know that! I mean come on! She's known me for half a year and hasn't hit me once! If that's not a saint, I don't know what is!" Miroku defended fiercely.
"Number 4:" Inuyasha continued, taken aback at Miroku's outburst. " Love scares me enough, and she isn't ready anyway."
"She told you that?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"Yeah..." Deciding to tell the whole truth before Kouga strangled it out of him, "We were talking on the beach last night..."
"Talking?" Miroku said disbelievingly.
"Actually, yeah!" Inuyasha said, smirking at Miroku.
"I believe you..." Kouga said, pulling faces at Miroku behind Inuyasha's back.
"Oh she's ready." Kouga said insistently. "Or at least she will be when I'm done with her."
"What were you planning on doing?" Inuyasha asked, hissing from between his teeth.
"Talking to her. And I mean, my kind of talking, not your beach talking variety..." Kouga smirked, rubbing it in at Inuyasha again.
"I swear to God, wolfass, touch her and I will skin your balls and pour salt all over the flesh!" Inuyasha stood up, pointing an accusing finger at Kouga.
"Well, I'll..."
"People, people, people!" Miroku said, pushing Inuyasha and Kouga apart with his arms. Self-righteously continuing, he said, "Where is the love, y'all?"
"Oh yeah?" Inuyasha challenged. "You wanna know where the love is? It's in your pants boy! You were screwing Sango in the plane bathroom earlier!" Inuyasha said triumphantly, effectively changing the subject.
"Well at least I'm GETTING my piece of ass!" Miroku retaliated, blushing like a little strawberry.
"Judging by your smell," Inuyasha said, completely guessing the next part, "I'm guessing you guys were upright, over the sink, in front of the mirror, and Sango was holding onto that little bar where they put those crappy little scented towels, right?" He finished, waiting for Miroku's answer.
Kouga and Sesshoumaru made childish puke noises during the silence between Inuyasha and Miroku.
"How do you know those things?" Miroku whispered, a look of pure shock strewn across his face.
"Just a smart ass, I am." Inuyasha said proudly, when his cellphone rang in his pocket.
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"He luuuuuuurves you!" Ayame sang out, looping an arm around Kagome's waist as they walked up and down the streets of Milan, having just left Burberry, where Kagome had been on a modeling go-see. (AN:Interview type thingy)
"DOES NOT!" Kagome insisted. Looking radiant in her blue jeans, cowboy boots and western style shirt open to the base of her breasts and large shades, Kagome elbowed Sango.
"Back me up here!"
"I'm sorry sweetie, I'm on their side!" Sango said, crossing to Kagome's other side to walk with Ayame and Rin.
"You're my best friend!" Kagome exclaimed, shock written over her face.
"So?" Sango said, like it meant nothing to her.
"So, you're supposed to support me!" Kagome said, hitting Sango lightly over the head with her portfolio.
"Not if not supporting you is for your own good!" Sango said. "You're running away from something beautiful, and it'll be back to kick you in the ass if you don't take the chance now!"
"Running? Me?" Kagome asked, pretending not to know what Sango could be talking about.
"You are, Kag. You love him, it scares you, it wasn't planned, but it's there now and there's nothing you can do about it!" Rin piped up, looking at Kagome wisely.
"I know Kouga was tough shit," Sango said, glancing at Ayame. "No offence Ayame sweetie, but he was to her. Kag, you can get past that, and frankly, you bring out the best in each other!" Sango said matter-of-factly.
"True. No one else ever quite argues with Inuyasha as well as you do. You know, you were the first woman since...her...who could tell him that he was wrong and get away with it." Rin said knowledgeably.
"I have to say Sango," Kagome broke the silence with, feeling a little more free than she had in weeks. "When did you become so enlightened in the ways of love?" she said mischievously, brown eyes sparkling. Two birds with one stone, she got the truth out of Sango, plus she could work on her feelings for Inuyasha in peace.
"Just cause I was drunk...somehow...doesn't mean I didn't realize how long you and Miroku were in that bathroom, missy..." Kagome said.
"And you don't have to be a youkai to smell the sex on you." Ayame said, grinning wolfishly at her.
"Finally got it on with Miroku, huh?" Rin said, pinching Sango's ass.
Sango blushed and walked two steps away from her giggling friends, speechless at how quickly they'd been found out.
"How bout I call the guys and ask them to meet us at Swarovski, okay? You need your makeup artist anyway, Kag!" Sango said in a strange high pitched voice, pressing the speed dial of Inuyasha's cellphone and lifting her own to her ear. It'd be too suspicious if she called Miroku anyway.
"Inuyasha, come save me." Sango said, hearing Inuyasha's sullen greeting.
"From who?" Inuyasha asked quizzically, glad to be distracted from the bullying he was getting from the others at their miraculous discovery of the fact that Inuyasha possessed feelings after all.
"Them." Sango said, looking back at said creatures behind her.
"I seeeee. They got you too, huh?" Inuyasha said, sympathizing with the girl, and thinking of the irony that Miroku was bullying HIM for being in love, (Inuyasha still squirmed at the thought) and yet here he was talking to his new girlfriend and he didn't even know...
"Yup. Kagome has a job at Swarovski, come, watch, ogle, distract, grope, do WHATEVER, just come, okay?" Sango pleaded.
"Didn't have to beg..."Inuyasha said, a little shocked at her fervor in her request.
Hearing the catcalls about begging for certain things in the background, Sango hung up and rolled her eyes, hailing a cab. Tease her would they...
And with one last laugh, Sango jumped into the cab, shut the door on her girlfriends and allowed it to carry her away, waving inanely out of the back window.
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"That BITCH!" Ayame said disbelievingly, as she watched the cab carry a maniacally-grinning Sango away from them towards the Swarovski studio, in inner-city Milan.
"I know, right?" Rin said, shaking her head and smiling in the shrinking cab's direction.
"Cabs are so damn hard to get in these places too!" Kagome said, chewing her lower lip in worry.
"You know what, I'm pretty sure the beast who just ditched us was calling the guys, so let's see where they are. I know Miroku brought his car so they can come pick us up." Ayame said in a businesslike tone, pulling out her small silver cellphone.
Turning away from Ayame as she made the call, Kagome looped her arm through Rin's and leaned up against a storefront.
"You think she was right, Rin?" Kagome asked unsurely, taking off her shades so she could make eye contact with Rin.
"I think so, honey." Rin said sympathetically, laying her hands on Kagome's arms.
"The feelings you two have for each other are obvious, I'm telling you!" Rin continued.
"How are they obvious?" Kagome asked, throwing her hands up in the air. "I keep hearing it, and I don't see how they are!"
"They're not glaringly obvious, but even Shippou sees them, sweetie." Rin said, smiling gently at Kagome. "When the other has their back turned you both gaze at each other until you turn around, and when you're together you argue like there's no tomorrow but we can all feel the sexual frustration in the air. You talk about each other in the meanest ways, but it's like a little light switches on in your eyes when you do discuss each other. You help each other, sometimes, you gravitate towards each other too. You drift together without meaning to, without pre-arranging or anything. You two just assume you should be together instinctively, and you do! Sweetie, you're in love, and you can't do a damn thing about it!" Rin gushed happily, like it was the most obvious thing in the world.
Kagome stood, dumbstruck, soaking in what Rin had just said to her. Then, she felt the single most amazing feeling she had ever felt in her entire life.
It was like this great iron wall separating Kagome Higurashi from love had suddenly been dissolved away into nothingness. This huge, blooming flower seemed to open up within her closed heart, and Kagome clutched a hand to her chest as she felt the unclenching of her soul. Kagome knew something, and as she breathed hard and almost began to cry, she was positive of it. She loved Inuyasha Mireshi. With all her heart, soul and being.
"I love him, Rin." Kagome said, her eyes wide and shocked, and her voice coming out in a tiny squeak.
"Told ya so." Rin said gently, grabbing Kagome's arm and steering her towards the boys' Porsche when Ayame signaled at them.
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Kami, she was there. Inuyasha moaned silently. It was funny, you know, how now he was pretty sure of how he felt about her, his whole perception of her had changed. In a good way. At first she was hot, but oh-so-irritating, but now, she was still irritating, and hot, but also a beautiful, wonderful person, inside and out. All he wanted to do was give himself to her, and have her do the same for him. But could it ever happen?
"Hey!" Ayame greeted sunnily, slipping in beside Kouga in the backseat. "I missed you..." she said, cosying up to him, batting her eyelashes.
"Bet you did, bitch..." Kouga said, leaning into her mouth to begin a hefty make out session, demonstrating how much they missed each other.
"Alrighty then, one pair down, three to go..." Inuyasha mumbled from his own spot on the end of the backseat, as Sesshoumaru was riding shotgun, Miroku was driving, and Rin was inbetween him and Kouga and Ayame. That was four people on the backseat already, Inuyasha reasoned, and seeing as that one last person would have to sit on him, that would mean that...
Uh oh.
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I'm booooooooooooooooooooored, a little kitsune thought to himself as he jumped listlessly on his humongous king bed.
Jumping down onto his bed and putting his chin on his hands, Shippou sighed at gazed around the room for something that looked remotely interesting.
Bed...no...Chandelier...no...Inuyasha's singing boxers...funny, he couldn't even get interested in those, he usually found them lots of fun.
Hang on, what was it Kagome had said to him earlier this morning when he'd asked what there was to do in the place they were staying in. Ummmm...laugh at the fake Italian accents...done it...laugh at Inuyasha...done that LONG ago...aha! Order room service!
So Shippou bounced on over to the bureau in the center of the room, and scooted through all the funny looking cards in the drawer, until he reached the Services one.
Flipping through, the look of awe on his face growing as he read through each exotic meal after the other, Shippou decided that since they'd just LEFT the menu here, it must be free, so he picked up the phone and dialed the numbers they said to use on the menu.
"Heyo, lady, I'm Shippou!" he said cheerfully, liking the lady's voice on the other end.
"Hey sweetie! So what can I get for you today?" she replied, knowing full well how much this would cost such a boy's parents. Yeah, well, money was money...
"Could I get...one of everything on the menu, please?" Shippou asked, too confused to pick any one thing.
"Are you sure, honey?" the lady asked, putting on a fake concerned voice.
"Yuppers! And, hey, can I order all the movies and extra TV channels too?" Shippou said, liking this whole ask-and-ye-shall-receive thing.
"Okay! And would you like a constantly stocked minibar as well?" the lady asked, noting that they were staying at least for the next couple of weeks.
"Whatever. Okay, that's it, right?" Shippou asked.
"Oh, we could send you some entertainment as well. Like a clown, or a magician...or an orchestra?" the woman said, adding up the costs.
"Sure, send 'em all!" Shippou said, sounding carefree.
"Alright sir, I'll charge it to the room!" the lady said brightly.
Shippou didn't know what charging to the room meant, but she called him sir, and he knew what THAT meant. It was good, and he was important. Unlike back at home...
"Bye bye, nice lady!" Shippou said brightly, and sat back on the pillows waiting for his food, blissfully unaware of the dent he was creating in Inuyasha's bank balance.
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Please Kami, let it end, let it end, let it end. He was bad, yes, but what could be so bad that he had to be subjected to this torture? Inuyasha asked himself disbelievingly, as he relaxed painfully under Kagome ass as she sat comfortably on his lap.
Ever since she'd got in the car and realized who she had to sit on, Inuyasha had been forced to let her sit on him, and had to hold onto her waist to keep her from falling off and elbowing Rin in the face, which Sesshoumaru would surely kill him for.
Just the feeling of her toned, soft butt resting on his muscular thighs was enough to makin him wanna rip the seam of those jeans, flip her over and take her right there and then. And by the way Jeremy had to be bouncing up and down, and evidently she was aware of this, due to her silence and uncomfortable movement all of a sudden, he totally would take her in this car.
And it was now Inuyasha fully appreciated the physical side of what he felt for Kagome, which was one hell of a lot, and he realizes just how appealing he found her. He'd never been unable to keep Jeremy under control around a woman before. He'd never shown such...weakness...not even around Kikyou. Not that they'd HAD much sex, (AN: For all you Kikyou-haters out there!) but when they did...
Actually, now he was thinking about it, Kagome lit something in his groin he hadn't ever felt for anyone else. Sex after Kikyou had been a chore, a cheap thrill. Sex during Kikyou had been boring and one-way, the missionary position every time. The same time to come to weak orgasms. The same time to fall asleep afterwards. Kikyou had actually scheduled it into their weekly timetables. Intimate Time, she called the two hours she gave them every Thursday night...Inuyasha couldn't see that happening with Kagome. He could imagine, given what had happened in that department so far, being entirely spontaneous with her, in the kitchen, on the car hood, in a department store, wherever. He could imagine and actually feel the passion and mind blowing release they'd both have...It'd all be out of love, which would make it 10000 times better, too...
Dammit, Inuyasha cursed lightly, breaking out of his reverie by the weight leaving his lap. They were there already. Ah, Jeremy had calmed down now...
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"IT'S FUN TO STAY AT THE Y...M...C...A!" Shippou sang loudly, swigging back the full-fat, full-caffeine Coke in his hand and dancing to the song on the industrial sized boombox the hotel had sent up for him.
The room was beyond a mess.
The belly dancer was grooving along with the magician, who naked from the waist up, whilst the clown knocked back the champagne in the corner, in the whirling lights of the huge disco ball Shippou had received to go along with his barbershop quartet, who were singing along to their heart's content.
Dirty plates littered the floor and bed, and half-empty drink bottles were leaking their contents everywhere as Shippou continued to party. He had Basic Instinct on, seeing as the lady there didn't have on any panties, and he wanted to see what Inuyasha and Miroku possibly got out of it.
Life was gooooood, and now Shippou understood why people liked to party.
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"Kami," Inuyasha said to Sesshoumaru from two deck chairs on the side of the studio, where they watched Kagome being photographed.
She sat against a vibrant red backdrop, naked from top to toe, with a beautiful, natural looking makeup job done by Miroku. Inuyasha should really hire him...
Back to Kagome. Not ordinary, everyday Kagome, but supermodel Kagome. (AN: I figured they should actually do some WORK at some point in this story! I think people forgot they had jobs...)
This was the Kagome Inuyasha was forced to respect, out of sheer admiration for her. Unlike most of the other models Inuyasha had known in his brief career, she would been a pleasure to work with. She was kind and sweet to everyone there, EVERYONE, even that elderly cameraman who was stroking her leg with his Zimmer frame, nearly falling over in the process earlier. Now she had her hair tightly pulled back in a ponytail, using a near invisible ponytail holder, and not a single hair out of place. Baby oiled, up to the point where she kept falling everywhere, clumsy bitch, the tan she'd acquired from the Italian sun plus all of the oil and moisturizer and other lotion-y type things, she was a goddess. The long legs he knew so well already, the curvy hips, smaller waist and lush bosom he spent half his time nowadays admiring were all on display as she slipped the light silken robe off in front of the camera, blushing in Inuyasha's direction and turning around to face the backdrop.
Lots of little backstage techies came out holding a few million dollars worth of diamonds, and swiftly draped them all over Kagome, whose job is was to make sure everyone could see them from her photo. She had on rings, necklaces, earrings, a navel ring, anklets, toe rings, thumb rings, tiaras and decorative hair ornaments dripping from all over by the time they were finished. Dazzled by the beauty, Inuyasha gazed at her, looking at the serene look etched on her face. Beginning to pose artistically, stretching limbs into places he didn't even know they could get to, Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were entranced. Their heads followed Kagome's movements inch for inch, and they were thoroughly transfixed.
"Men..." Rin and Sango said simultaneously from the sidelines, watching the two hypnotised dudes, who had, by now, started drooling and creating an unattractive pool of spit on the floor.
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Lalalalalalalaaaaaa, Inuyasha was looking at her! Kagome cheered silently as she skipped merrily through the hotel down to the health spa to check out the treatments they had there, all on her ownsome. She pouted a little as she remembered how Ayame, Rin and Sango had ducked out of coming with her, as they apparently needed, "quality time" with their respective men.
Not wishing to have to hear the noises of the "quality time" they were apparently having, Kagome decided to wash off all her baby oil, which hadn't gone amiss in getting Inuyasha's attention, which had been uber-entertaining, and gone alone.
As she waited for the elevator to get all the way down from the 37th to the 12th storey, her mind drifted to the bargain she'd made with Inuyasha. Frankly, Kagome wasn't really feeling like losing her virginity to anyone but him anytime soon. And frankly, Inuyasha wasn't looking his usual incessantly horny self lately either...In her mind, Kagome silently called it off, knowing she'd just have to cope with her screaming hormones and erotic dreams for the rest of her born days, or at least until she hit the menopause.
Or...maybe not...Kagome thought to herself, a gleeful grin building as a light bulb flashed in her head. Feeling mischievous, enlightened by facing her fear and being so totally in love, she advanced towards her prey like a lioness on the prowl, watching his guardian leave the room. Her denim short shorts, flip flops and T-Shirt saying "Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong" on the front of it were nice and quiet as she prowled into her prey's lair, where his back and entire legs lay exposed to the humid, swimming air in front of him.
God he was hot, Kagome thought as she whimpered, looking over her shoulder for the masseuse. Knowing the rooms were soundproof for evident reasons, she quickly bolted the door shut and slipped the blinds down.
Inuyasha looked so peaceful, like a little baby, when he had his eyes shut. Kagome stood, smiling at his face, overcome by a gentle wave of something warm and fuzzy, as his ears twitched in his half-sleep state, and Kagome decided to take the plunge, and began to knead her hands into his shoulders.
Inuyasha simply released his breath and turned his head the other way. Good, Kagome thought, at least he was expecting this.
Amazed at the sheer strength she could feel in the sinew beneath her hands, she continued on for another twenty minutes, rubbing up and down and feeling in all those little nooks and crannies, including a sweet little birthmark shaped like a crescent moon, much like Sesshoumaru's face markings right above his butt, tantalizingly inviting her to look further.
She knew she couldn't do that, cause she'd blow her cover, but maybe, just one day she'd get to see what was under that teeny tiny little towel. Giggling lightly at the thought, Kagome decided to let him know who it was now in the quickest way she knew how.
She quickly straddled his back and began massaging his ears, only to be rewarded with the best noise she'd ever heard. Inuyasha, though his eyes remained shut, was purring like a tractor!
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Ah, so it was her, was it? Inuyasha had smelled her the minute she had sneaked in, evidently having forgotten about his youkai sense of smell. He'd noticed her comforting scent of cocoa butter the second she stood outside the door, and decided to let it ride as he heard that familiar giggle and allowed her to straddle his back and play with his sensitive little birthmark of a glowing crescent moon. Funny, he thought. Just like her, his most sensitive zone was right there on that birthmark in the small of his back. Kagome's had been that little cluster of nerves that had been exactly where his was.
Attempting not to squirm in arousal as her hands tickled it, he completely folded when her hands reached his ears, however.
Only his mother had ever done that to him, but it hadn't been a turn-on then. More like a comforting force. But, oy vey, Inuyasha would never forget this one. Her soft thighs gripping his own as she sat up, stroking his ears and breathing gently on his back. Unable to stand it any more, Inuyasha turned over, the towel slipping off to reveal miniscule grey boxers, grabbed her wrists and leaned in close.
"Now, how are we supposed to get rid of the sexual tension like that, princess?" Inuyasha asked, amusement glinting in his golden eyes as she writhed.
Giggling, Kagome replied, "It's not as easy as it sounds, you know!"
"Damned if I didn't know that!" Inuyasha said, seizing the nearest lotion bottle and squeezing tea tree cream all over Kagome's chest, right over her logo.
"YOU DIDN'T!" Kagome shrieked, looking at her t-shirt in disbelief.
"Wanna bet?" Inuyasha asked, wanting nothing more than to have fun right now, after all his recent soul-searching.
"Fine then, if that's how you wanna play, then that's how we'll play, PUPPY!" Kagome jeered, grabbing a bottle of cinnamon oil and pouring it all over Inuyasha's head, making it ears practically sizzle with the spice in it.
"BITCH!" Inuyasha yelled, leaping off the table and looking for something toxic and gloopy looking.
"Take this!" he yelled, aiming a gallon container of peppermint exfoliant at her entire body, spattering her from head to toe as she put her hands over his face in terror.
"YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Kagome spluttered after scraping the exfoliant from her face.
"I seem to remember you have a penchant for soft feathery things, Inuyasha!" Kagome retaliated, her eyes glowing with sweet revenge. She had successfully tipped a whole vase full of huge, beautiful ornamental feather down his entire back, where he was already slick and sticky because of all the oil.
His eyebrow twitching at the feathers down his back, Inuyasha found a HUGE carton of orange and pineapple scented mud mask, and dug both his arms in up to the elbow. He then advanced slowly on Kagome, cackling evilly as he backed her up into a corner.
"You'll be sorry, wench..." he said mock menacingly, before, wiping the mud mask all over her hair, face and legs, leaving her quivering in anger.
Kagome let out a primal scream, and threw a tub of warm, bubbling rose oil at Inuyasha, who was hiding by the door. Her aim was true, sadly for Inuyasha, who was now covered in slick, bubbly rose oil and could barely see through all the face products.
Watching his woman laughing maniacally at him from across the room, Inuyasha felt a sudden need to seize control take over him. He crossed the massage room in three great strides, and wrapped Kagome up in his arms, their sticky bodies meeting and squelching grossly.
"Somehow, you're still entirely sexy covered in mud and exfoliant, you know." He murmured under his breath, his head drawing down to hers.
"Funny, I was thinking the same about you, except it was feathers and rose oil." Kagome replied breathlessly, rising up on her tiptoes to meet Inuyasha's waiting lips.
Just then, the door slammed open, met by an angry fat woman in the hotel's white uniform. Her red face blazed as she screamed at the pair for a full five minutes, who stood sheepishly looking back at her, still in each other's arms.
"You think she's done yet?" Inuyasha asked, once there was silence in the room as the matron took a chance to breathe.
"Maybe. Let's try leaving..." Kagome whispered back, sidling around the stricken woman, holding Inuyasha's hand securely.
They crept out behind her and shut the door before she could get enough breath to call them back, and they hurtled up to their floors, not speaking a word to each other.
With one last glance at each other, with small smiles creeping onto their faces, they raced into their rooms, changing for the hotel club they were headed down to tonight, having "wasted" all that time in the massage room.
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"I'm ready!" Kagome called out from inside the room, hooking in her black chandelier earrings.
She was dressed to beyond impress tonight, after her afternoon with Inuyasha. Dressed up enough to be seen in the hotel but hot enough to turn a few heads and retain some self-respect, reminding herself that there were other men in the world besides Inuyasha. The black dress she wore was simple enough at the back, figure-hugging and strapless, in a shimmery satin fabric, but it was when Kagome turned around that you saw the difference. Down the centre of the front of the dress, in a draped line, there was no fabric. Held together by a diamante chain at the top, the dress's neckline plunged all the way to her navel, just above her bikini line. The dress was calf length, and was complemented by towering heels, and minimal jewelry and makeup. Kagome was taking no shit tonight...
Sango came out looking hot in a red floaty dress, much like Ayame had worn to the People's Choice Awards, with her hip length black hair razor straight down her back.
Ayame wore a denim miniskirt and a tight, sparkly yellow tank top, that along with her flaming hair made her like the sun.
Rin popped out a cleavage popping white satin corset, jeans and white heels, her hair stuck up in hair sticks. All looked gorgeous as always, and set off down to the bar.
And you know, they had fun, Kagome thought to herself at the end of the night. Everyone except Sango and Miroku had stayed off of each other for the first half of the night, so there wasn't any time for awkward conversations with Inuyasha about where they stood after their minor setback earlier today.
Watching Sango on Miroku's lap, making out like she'd never see him again, Kagome, once again, had a devious and yet romantic little plan. She strode up to the DJ in her dress, and after some slutty flirting, (which she worried that she was getting too good at) and got him to sign up Miroku and Sango for the open mike session starting in the next minute or two.
Slipping back into her place at the table, Kagome's grin widened as the DJ introduced the Open Mike Nite and called up their first sign up for the night, Sango Yamura!
Sango's face drained of all color as she stared up at the stage, then at all the people looking at the pretty girl who was going to sing, and then at the pint sized bitch she loved so much who she KNEW had to be behind this.
Mouthing obscenities at Kagome angrily as Miroku pushed her up to the stage, laughing and making gestures at her behind as she walked up.
Blushing furiously, Sango turned to face her traitorous, cracking up friends. Inuyasha and Kagome – useless, both collapsing into each other's sides with laughter, obviously knew something she didn't know...Sesshoumaru and Rin – making out. Ayame and Kouga – also making out. Miroku...Miroku. She hadn't done anything big and extravagant for him yet had she? And he shouldn't always have to make the first move, should he? If there was anything Barbra and Celine told her on that plane it was that. So...and filled with a sudden confidence, Sango asked the DJ for her song, took up the mike and coughed loudly into it.
"Yeah, hi people!" she began cheerily. "I'm was bullied up here by a certain person I used to know as my best friend, who you will all see later tonight hanging up over your heads on the chandelier by her stringy little thong, okay? Anyways, I decided to take this chance to show my new boyfriend how very much he means to me. I love you, Miroku." Sango said, making the audience laugh by practically crying before she even started singing.
In a light, high, clear voice, Sango began to sing, confidently.
I'll be your
dream
I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be
your hope, I'll be your love
Be everything that you need
I'll love you
more with every breath
Truly Madly Deeply Do
I will be strong,
I will be faithful
Cause I'm counting on
A new
beginning
A reason for living
A deeper meaning (yeah)
I want to
stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I
wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me
And when the
stars are shining
Brightly in the velvet sky
I'll make a wish
send it to heaven
Then make you want to cry
The tears of
joy for all the
Pleasure in the certainty
That we're surrounded
By the comfort and protection of
The highest
powers
In lonely hours
The tears devour you
I want to
stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I
wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me
Sango began to smile at Miroku's face, in which all she could see was love reflected in his eyes, which were swimming with tears as he looked, awestruck at her. With this new found reassurance, Sango continued with new power.
Oh can you
see it baby?
You don't have to close your eyes
Coz it's
standing right before you
All that you need will surely come
I'll be your
dream
I'll be your wish, I'll be your fantasy
I'll be your
hope, I'll be your love
Be everything that you need
I'll love you
more with every breath
Truly Madly Deeply Do
I want to
stand with you on a mountain
I want to bathe with you in the sea
I
wanna lay like this forever
Until the sky falls down on me
Miroku was actually crying outright by the end of this song, and when Sango tottered shakily off the stage she practically fell into Miroku's arms, both crying, and well…they started making out, it was the theme of the night.
Kagome leaned into Inuyasha's chest instinctively, sniffling at the scene before her, when Inuyasha silently looked down at her, and wiped away her tears with his thumb, stroking the side of her face soothingly.
The whole room was hushed at the sight of the kissing, loved up couple in front, many sniffles being heard, so the whole room jumped when the DJ called up Miroku, who spoke to the DJ for an unusually long time.
"This is for my baby girl, Sango, see, she's right there, look at her!" Miroku cooed excitedly, bringing on a huge "Awwwwwwww!" from the audience. "Here's to you, babe."
And Miroku launched, his deep, gravelly voice, into a song that suited him perfectly, and even tugged at the iron heartstrings of Inuyasha.
I don't want to miss a thing (?)
I could stay awake just to hear you
breathing,
Watch you smile while you are sleeping,
While you
are far away and dreaming,
I could spend my life in this sweet
surrender,
I could stay lost in this moment forever,
Where a
moment spent with you is a moment I treasure,
(Chorus)
I
don't want to close my eyes, I don't want to fall asleep,
Cause I
miss you baby, And I don't want to miss a thing,
Cause even when I
dream of you, the sweetest dream will never do,
I still miss you
baby and I don't want to miss a thing
Lying close to you
feeling your heart beating,
And I wondering what you are
dreaming,
Wondering if it's me you are seeing,
Then I kiss your
eyes and thank god we're together,
I just want to stay with you in
this moment forever and forever forever
(Chorus)
Miroku grinned at the roaring crowd and blew a kiss to Sango, who was welling up yet again, having screwed up her makeup the first time round.
And I don't want
to miss one smile,
I don't want to miss one kiss,
I just want
to be with you right here with you,
Just like this, I just want to
hold you close,
I feel your heart so close to mine
And just
stay here in this moment,
For all of the rest of time
(Chorus)
Kagome decided not to watch the inevitable make out session this time, preferring to leave them alone this time. Even when they left the room, Kagome didn't even look at them, her heart hurt so much, because she wanted what they so obviously had. And it was right here in front of her, BUT SHE JUST COULDN'T HAVE IT!
It was while Kagome was beating herself up that the crowd came to a hush again, as the DJ announced not some other random person, but herself, Inuyasha's, Kouga's and Sesshoumaru's names, as the next four people to sing!
Kagome figured that seeing as it seemed to work for Sango, maybe she should expel a little emotion through song. After all, Inuyasha never had to know it had anything to do with him, did he?
No, he didn't, Kagome thought resolutely, as she walked up to the stage proudly, grinning and winking at her catcalling friends as a vote of confidence. Telling the DJ her song choice, she spoke perkily to the crowd in front of her.
"Hi you guys. Tonight's song for me is an old, old classic, and I just like it, so I picked it okay?" The audience broke into warm laughter at this. "Oh yeah," Kagome added as an afterthought, "It's not dedicated to anyone in particular." Kagome knew instantly that she was lying to herself blindly, as she caught Inuyasha's thoughtful eyes, as he perused her, waiting to see what she would sing.
As the opening chords began, Inuyasha's eyes widened, but his face relaxed into a peaceful smile as he winked at her. Kagome's heart relaxed, and she gave herself over to the song, reliving the days of her childhood in musicals.
Her deep, powerful voice shocked everyone, but they were all starstruck as she began singing.
How
do I,
Get through the night without you?
If I had to live
without you,
What kind of life would that be?
Oh, I
I need
you in my arms, need you to hold,
You're my world, my heart, my
soul,
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take away everything
good in my life,
And tell me now
How do I live without
you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you
ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh
how do I live?
Without you,
There'd be no sun in my
sky,
There would be no love in my life,
There'd be no world
left for me.
And I,
Baby I don't know what I would do,
I'd
be lost if I lost you,
If you ever leave,
Baby you would take
away everything real in my life,
And tell me now,
How do I
live without you?
I want to know,
How do I breathe without
you?
If you ever go,
How do I ever, ever survive?
How do I,
how do I, oh how do I live?
Please tell me baby,
How do I
go on?
Reassured by the awed audience in front of her, Kagome put her heart and soul into this last part, not even bothering to attempt not to make eye contact with Inuyasha. Her heart swelled as she saw something in his eyes. She didn't know what it was, but it wasn't hate, or embarrassment, or confusion, and she was glad for that alone.
If you ever
leave,
Baby you would take away everything,
I need you with
me,
Baby don't you know that you're everything,
Real in my
life?
And tell me now,
How do I live without you,
I want
to know,
How do I breathe without you?
If you ever go,
How
do I ever, ever survive?
How do I, how do I, oh how do I
live?
How do I live without you?
How do I live without you baby?
Inuyasha's chest constricted on Kagome's last note, and he realized that this is what Miroku must have meant when he said he would feel lousy. Touched and encouraged into what he was about to do by Kagome's words, Inuyasha rose, upon hearing his name, like he'd been expecting it all along.
Prepared to walk positively towards the stage, getting bored with making himself sick through beating around the bush, Inuyasha looked back in curiosity when a male hand landed on his arm.
"What?" he asked quietly, too serious about what he was going to sing to even be a smartass.
"Make sure you mean this, bro, cause I won't be responsible for my actions if you hurt her, which would piss Rin off, which would mean I wouldn't get any for a VERY long time, understand? Go get her." Sesshoumaru said, a trademark lopsided grin on his face.
Inuyasha grinned down at his brother, gave him a swift hug, and trooped up on the stage.
As he took a deep breath, and heard himself tell the DJ what song he wanted, Inuyasha knew this was a big step. He'd always sung well, and it was something his mother had loved about him and nurtured. This was the last song she'd had him sing to her before…anyway, it was the last song, and they had both loved it dearly.
"Uh, hi." Inuyasha began intelligently. "This…this is a song I love to hell and back, y'all. It's cheesy and it's overly mushy, but it rocks, you hear me?" The audience chuckled lightly. "This is dedicated to…my mom…and" Inuyasha hesitated for a split second at this, taking the plunge. "…Kagome."
He cast his eyes around the room for her, noticing her walking swiftly to the door at the back of the room. He signaled to the DJ to run the spotlight onto her at the back, so she'd have to stop.
She needed to get out of there. Right now. She should have known better and she shouldn't have done it. She just had to get through the next week or so, and then she'd never have to see him again, whatever hell that would be. She blinked heavily when a spotlight rained down on her, and she saw Inuyasha, illuminated on the stage, looking into her eyes with a gleam of sheer pleading, sheer need. She couldn't leave him. She had to hear what he had to say. And she nodded when he told her, "Hear me out, babe."
Here goes nothing, Inuyasha thought, having conveniently forgotten that this was a Celine Dion song, and not really meant for his male tenor voice.
I want to be the
face you see when you close your eyes
I want to be the touch you
need every single night
I want to be your fantasy
And be your
reality
And everything between
Chorus
I want
you to need me
Like the air you breathe
I want you to feel
me
In everything
I want you to see me
In your every dream
The way that I taste you
feel you
breathe you
need you
I want you to need
me
Like I need you
I want to be the eyes that look deep
into your soul
I want to be the world to you
I just want it
all
I want to be your deepest kiss
The answer to your every
wish
And all you'll ever need
Chorus
And I need you
More than you could know
And I need you
To
never ever let me go
And I need to be deep inside your heart
I
just want to be everywhere you are...
I want to be the face
you see when you close your eyes
I want to be the touch you need
every single night
I want to be your fantasy
And be your
reality
And everything between
Chorus
Amazed that he could still carry off the soaring vocals in that song without his voice croaking, Inuyasha grinned proudly at the audience, and silently saluted his mom. He hoped she'd been proud of that. He looked around the room for his inspiration, only to see her still standing at the back, tears sparkling in her eyes. She smiled and waved at him, and then dashed out of the room as fast as her four inch heels would carry her.
Shit, Inuyasha thought silently, and he gave choice, ignoring the catcalls and raucous applause from his "extended family".
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"Did you know he was that good all along, Fluffy?" Rin asked, watching Inuyasha run. She knew better than to ask who he was going after, and decided it was a youkai thing.
"Sure," Sesshoumaru agreed. "Mom taught him to sing, they loved it. She tried harder with me, actually, but decided I made a better sex object." He finished wryly, waggling his eyebrows at Rin.
"Sex object? You?" Rin said mockingly.
"She has a point, Sesshoumaru. Not exactly hot stuff, compared to Inuyasha…" Ayame said thickly, dabbing at her eyes after the emotionally charged singing.
"Excuse me! Boyfriend right here, you know!" Kouga said defensively.
"I know babe, but he's hot." Ayame said matter-of-factly.
Taking all this to heart, Sesshoumaru stood up, gave them all an ice cold glare to shut them up. Instead of walking out of the room however, he walked up onto the stage, drawing hushed whispering from the audience at the hot youkai on the stage all of a sudden, who looked so like their last star of the night.
Sesshoumaru whispered to the DJ his song, and winked at the speechless gang in front of him.
Feeling the intro pulse through his veins, he prepared to give a showstopping performance. Couldn't be sexy, could he…
I'm too sexy for
my love, too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
Sesshoumaru sang fervently into the microphone, moving his hips seductively and suddenly ripping off his silk button down in one rapid movement, eliciting huge screams from the female population of the club.
I'm too sexy
for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm
too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And
I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way
I'm disco dancing
Sesshoumaru mimed walking up and down a catwalk, giving the ladies a good view of his own toned ass as he did so, winking at all the girls he could make eye contact with.
I'm a model
you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah
on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the
catwalk
I'm too sexy
for my car too sexy for my car
Too sexy by far
And I'm too
sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my hat what do you think about that
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little
turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I
shake my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my
'Cause
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the
catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk yeah on the catwalk yeah
I shake
my little tush on the catwalk
I'm too sexy for my cat too
sexy for my cat
Poor pussy poor pussy cat
I'm too sexy for
my love too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song
After swinging his shirt round his head a few times, flicking his hair faux-vainly and tossing the shirt into the crowd, Sesshoumaru rounded off his sex charged song covered in sweat, his pecs pulsating with the effort and a hugely erotic pelvic thrust. A woman at the back passed out at this, as Sesshoumaru walked off the stage, hugely self satisfied.
"I lied." Rin said simply, wrapping her arms around him the second he sat down.
"I could've told you that at the beginning, bitch." Sesshoumaru growled, before smothering her mouth in his own, enjoying his new sex beast persona.
"I feel a little left out," Kouga whined to Ayame, looking pitifully at the stage, which was expectantly waiting for another impromptu entry.
"So go sing for me!" Ayame said excitedly, clapping her hands and pushing him onto the stage.
"Would you talk dirty for me if I did?" Kouga asked roguishly.
"Maybe, maybe not." Ayame said seductively, licking his ear.
"I'll take that chance." Kouga said, bounding up towards the stage.
"Guys, this is our LAST entry, okay?" the DJ said, bringing a huge boooooo from the crowd, who had laughed and cried at tonight's entertainment.
"HEY Y'ALL, WHASSUP!" Kouga yelled, revving the crowd up, who rewarded him with raucous cheers and whistles. "This song here is for my bitch, Ayame!" Kouga said crudely, watching Ayame blush at being called someone's bitch in front of a huge crowd.
Kouga sang the song well, winking and flirting with the crowd nonstop, dancing a little, getting everyone reminded of the ultimate hot routine from Sesshoumaru.
Mmmm ... Mmmmm...
Yeah...Mmmmm...Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
Mmmm...Yeah...Mmmm... Yeah,
Yeah
Verse 1:
Baby I just don't get it
Do you
enjoy being hurt?
I know you smelled the perfume, the make-up on
his shirt
You don't believe his stories
You know that they're
all lies
Bad as you are, you stick around and I just don't know
why
If I was ya man (baby you)
Never worry bout (what I
do)
I'd be coming home (back to you)
Every night, doin' you
right
You're the type of woman (deserves good thangs)
Fistful
of diamonds (hand full of rings)
Baby you're a star (I just want
to show you, you are)
Chorus:
You should let me love
you
Let me be the one to give you everything you want and
need
Baby good love and protection
Make me your selection
Show you the way love's supposed to be
Baby you should let me
love you, love you, love you
Verse 2:
Listen
Your
true beauty's description looks so good that it hurts
You're a
dime plus ninety-nine and it's a shame
Don't even know what
you're worth
Everywhere you go they stop and stare
Cause
you're bad and it shows
From your head to your toes, Out of
control, baby you know
If I was ya man (baby you)
Never
worry bout (what I do)
I'd be coming home (back to you)
Every
night doin' you right
You're the type of woman (deserves good
thangs)
Fistful of diamonds (hand full of rings)
Baby you're a
star (I just want to show you, you are)
Chorus:
You
should let me love you
Let me be the one to give you everything
you want and need
Ooh Baby good love and protection
Make me
your selection
Show you the way love's supposed to be
Baby
you should let me...
Bridge:
You deserve better
girl (you know you deserve better)
We should be together girl
(baby)
With me and you it's whatever girl, hey!
So can we make
this thing ours?
Chorus:
You should let me love you
Let me be the one to give you everything you want and need
Baby
good love and protection
Make me your selection
Show you the
way love's supposed to be
Baby you should let me love you, love
you, love you
In turn, Ayame began making out with Kouga for his efforts, whispering disturbing cracks about thermometers in strange places and naughty, naughty boys when…surprise, surprise…Shippou hurtled into the room, a bottle of Coke in his hand.
The audience cooed as the kid ran up to the stage, and took the microphone to himself, addressing the audience.
"Hiyo everybody!" Shippou said cheerfully, making the audience coo some more. "My name's Shippou, and I'm ten years old, and I have room service! Now listen, my fwends are doing things with each other, see look, there, so I decided to visit them. But since they're busy, I think I'll sing a song about my little life instead, kay?" Shippou said, as though asking the audience for permission.
It's the hard-knock
life for us!
It's the hard-knock life for us!
'Steada treated,
We get tricked!
'Steada kisses,
We get kicked!
It's the hard-knock life!
Got no folks to
speak of, so,
It's the hard-knock row we how!
Cotton blankets,
'Steada of wool!
Empty Bellies
'Steada of full!
It's the hard-knock life!
Don't if feel like the wind is always howl'n?
Don't it seem like there's never any light!
Once a day, don't you wanna throw the towel in?
It's easier than puttin' up a fight.
No
one's there when your dreams at night get creepy!
No one cares if
you grow...of if you shrink!
No one dries when your eyes get wet
an' weepy!
From all the cryin' you would think this
place's a sink!
Ohhhh!
Empty belly life!
Rotten
smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!
Santa Claus we never see
Santa Claus, what's that?
Who's he?
No
one cares for you a smidge
When you're in an orphanage!
It's
the hard-knock life for us
It's the hard-knock life for us
No
one cares for you a smidge
When your in an orphanage
It's the
hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock life
It's the hard-knock
life!
Shippou then smiled at his adoring audience as some of the elderly ladies cried for the little boy's evident hardship and then gasped as Kouga leapt up, tackled the little fox demon to the ground and carried him out of the room over his shoulder.
Ayame, Rin and Sesshoumaru chuckled nervously under the accusatory eyes of the public around them.
"Hehe…I hope he beats him to within an inch of his furry little tail…" Rin muttered between her teeth, her fake smile still plastered on as they inched away from the advancing crowd…
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He could hear her…Thought she could run away from a hanyou, did she? Cocky bitch, Inuyasha smirked as he looked out briefly from his hiding place behind a pillar opposite their adjacent rooms.
Maybe I lost him, Kagome thought in a panic, breathing hard, then screaming as a white haired individual shot out and pinned her against the wall, holding her wrists on either side of her head, leaving her helpless. Just as well it was Inuyasha…she thought foggily.
"That was hot, you do realize." Inuyasha said darkly, breathing hot air onto her own mouth, making her lips tingle with anticipation.
"I'm aware, but then, yours did top mine." Kagome answered back.
"We should have known we'd be in this position after something like that." Inuyasha said, whimpering slightly with the arousal in the candlelit hallways.
"I know, just sang from the heart though." Kagome said easily.
"Me too, I'll explain at some point." Inuyasha assured.
"Good, cause so will I." Kagome agreed.
"Last time?" Inuyasha asked, almost shaking with the frustration at holding himself back.
"Last time." Kagome squeaked.
"Well then princess, let me make it worth your while." Inuyasha growled out, before pressing one knee up against the wall and propping her, hard, onto it, with a leg either side of his own.
Grabbing hold of her ass to drive her womanhood (AN: You have no idea how much I hate having to use that term) into his leg with one hand, and tickling the nerves in her lower back with the other, Inuyasha got the reaction he was going for. Never before had he known a woman he had slept with well enough to know their particular G-spots and ways of arousal like he knew Kagome's.
Kagome arched heavily into him, playing her own part in the near-violent seduction, pressing her breasts hard into his chests, her nipples meeting his own. She whimpered weakly into his mouth, whilst Inuyasha smirked before doling out the single most passionate kiss he had ever given anyone. His mouth completely covered Kagome's as he sucked fiercely on her tongue, paralyzing it as it writhed in erotic agony.
All right, as much as he hated to leave her, Inuyasha thought two minutes into the fierce kiss, he pulled away, leaving her lips red and beestung. He shot her a gentle smile, and then jogged into his own room.
"Never again?" he asked, feeling horribly wistful as he said it.
"Never again." She replied, not feeling at all sure about that.
Kagome smiled goofily, and dragged her skirt down , skipping into her room…
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"I think he's drunk." Ayame said, looking down at the passed out kitsune.
"I really do think he is." Rin said.
"Well, he a hell of a lot older than I was when I first got drunk. I was three." Sesshoumaru said casually, before realizing his mistake.
"THREE?" Three angry voices screeched at him incredulously, as Sesshoumaru prepared himself for a loooooon explanation.
AN: 33 PAGES! I think it's almost too long, but I was late updating, so I figured I'd write it well. There's a lot of songs in this too, which makes our word count 11860. Next chappie out next thursday, I hope you love this one! It's another landmark chappie! Revieeeeewwwww!
Love Inukagchick11 xxx