Chapter 417.
"Two home alone."
- In collaboration with "avenger44" and "marvelomac1010."
(Royal Woods Mall.)
At the mall, everyone there from Lincoln and Jordan to all of their friends are busy enjoying the fun times they're having a gryphon's shopping. They look at some new stuff and also try on some new clothes and some of them talk to each other about the big win they all got.
"Man, we aced it like pros and did you see the looks on the folks from Riot games? They looked impressed, they definitely had the look of being impressed at what we did" said Trent.
"If you ask me, I think they might as well give us a spot to the actual League of Legends tournament, the real deal with the big boys playing" said Artie.
"That would be so cool, and we might have to go toe-to-toe with the finals and the epic intro to the finals with the song and the shows and lights and stuff" said Lance.
"Sure would've been nice if they did let us play at the League of Legends All-Stars game, I mean I am good at playing League of Legends Team Fight Tactics" said Simon. "What about you Lincoln?"
The boys notice the worried look on Lincoln. "Hey Linc?" asked Laurence. "You okay dude?"
Lincoln then snaps out of it. "Huh, what? Oh, sorry about that. I was just kinda distracted and also, for some reason worried too."
They were confused by what he said. "What the heck are you talking about man?" asked Laurence. "Does this have something to do with Leslie Silver?"
"Linc, Leslie might not be planning anything this week. From what Gretchen got from a friend, Leslie and her posse might be out for the day after what they went through while we were gaming" said Ryan. "So what is there to even worry about man?"
Lincoln sighs. "I don't know guys, I just have this bad feeling that something is gonna happen and it might be happening right now and we just don't know it."
"Dude, this might be stress and the fact you've faced so many enemies and they've gotten you riled up" said Simon. "Calm down and take it easy. We won the game and no one is coming after you guys, also its winter and snow is outside and it would be almost hard for anyone to even think about going after all of you, they'd have to make one bone chilling trip all the way to Michigan for that."
"He's not wrong Lincoln, the odds of some old enemy of yours coming is a chance around less than 45 percentage" said Ryan.
Lincoln thinks about this. "You know what? You're right guys, I am just stressed out. Let's just relax and think about the awesome game we won. Sorry for being such a worrisome guy."
"No problem Lincoln, the worrisome part is definitely from Luna for sure" said Lance.
They then see Ryan looking to an ad on his phone. "What's wrong man?" asked Trent.
"What the heck is a Mobile Legends?" asked Ryan. They all see the ad.
"Dude, this looks like some kind of copyright to League and the game League is already on mobile and it is wicked awesome" said Artie.
"Leave the ad be, it's just some guys trying to get you to play" said Laurence.
"You boys ready out there?" asked Jordan. "We're dressed and ready to impress."
Lincoln and the others chuckle. "We're ready." But deep down, his thoughts of being worried might be right.
(The Loud House.)
Almost all the louds are busy with their own thing for the day, Rita and Lynn Sr are going out on a lovely date for the whole day, and the house is not that empty. The pets are all being watched over by Lana at her friends place, with Lola.
The only ones in the house right now are Michelle Lewis and Lily. Michelle reads a story to Lily, but then she sees the 3 year old getting sleepy and soon she falls asleep in Michelle's arms. This makes her smile and she places the 3 year old on her new bed.
Lily has no need of her crib, since she also wants a bed like her sister, Lisa and so they got her one.
Michelle then places the noise-b-gone ear buds onto the baby and she kisses Lily on the forehead and then she leaves the room, heads down the stairs and then she heads to the kitchen to see if anything needs cleaning and thankfully there isn't. She sighs and looks around the house.
'Everything seems very peaceful when there aren't any chaotic kids going around, though it does get lonely here. Oh well, as long as I keep an eye on Lily, then everything will be okay.'
Michelle then notices one creature still in the house, and it's not the bats because they're in the bat sanctuary hibernating. Michelle sees Lana's Metapod sitting on the couch and asleep.
'I thought she brought this little guy with her?' Michelle then ignores the cocoon Pokémon and she heads upstairs to see if there is anything that needs cleaning or any help needed.
When she reaches the stairs, she sees the clothes from Leni and Luans' laundry basket is full and she goes over and grabs it. She then sees some clothing from Lynn and Lucy's room have a few clothing needed and then she sees Lola's pageant gown on the ground.
She begins to tally the clothes needed for washing and she heads down the stairs, but she has no clue that three figures look to the house and sneak around to the back door. One of the figures goes to the backdoor and sees the door is slightly creaking open and heads for the door.
Michelle notices this and she slams the door shut, but the guy's fingers were in between and he whimpers in pain. He does slip on the icy stair steps and he falls on his back.
The other guy sees an open window by the kitchen, Michelle notices this as well as she gets the oven mitts that need to be washed and she shuts the window and then grabs the laundry basket.
The other guy bites hard as to not scream in pain, his fingers have been wedged between the window and he pries them off, but then he slips from the icy driveway, looks like they forgot to salt the driveway.
Doug sees his associates in pain. "For goodness sakes guys, how hard is it to sneak into a house and take someone?" He then helps them up. "Silvester, Vincent. Get up and get in there!"
They see the chimney and they climb up the roof using a ladder they found.
At the basement; Michelle is already letting the washing machine go on, she checks her phone and the timer. She then walks away and she heads back upstairs, she also puts on some wireless earphones that are linked with Lily's camera and speaker so she knows if she woke up.
The two guys outside use the ladder, and it's positioned near the window by the dining room. Doug watches from behind some piles of snow. "Hurry up. Before someone sees us!"
Michelle sees something on the ground. "Oh for gosh sakes Lana." She picks up and tin can, she then sees the dining room window and she opens it, not knowing she knocked over the ladder and the two guys on the ladder hang on tightly as it slowly wobbles and walks around.
Michelle sees the trash cans and she tosses the can like a bank shot and it makes the shot. "Nice." She then closes the window and goes back inside and closes the window.
The two guys on the ladder then realize, they're going down and they both scream as it falls back and lands onto the pile of snow….. Where Doug is hiding! Oh god!
Doug Rockwell tries to run, but it's too late and they're all on top of each other and in pain. "We need to… We need to get Michelle, she was in there." He then pushes the guys off of him, come on, help me with the ladder!"
They get up and help him with the ladder and they set up the ladder and then climb the ladder to the roof. When they reach the top, they see the circle window that is the linen closet. "Alright, I want you guys to head to the roof and use the chimney, while I go through this window, I think I can fit."
Doug opens the circle window and he goes through, but inside he slips on the bucket and he lands onto a pile of brooms and mops and some cleaning bottles that are super heavy land on his head.
The two guys head to the roof and they make it. "Man, it's chillier up here than it is on ground level!" said Vincent. Even with the snow clothes, the roof area is a chilling place.
They then see the chimney. "Alright man, let's go" said Silvester.
Michelle then enters the living room and she feels the room is chilly. "Could use some warmth in here." She looks to Metapod who is still asleep. 'How is she sleeping through this?'
She then grabs some wood and she places it onto the fireplace and she grabs some used up paper which Lana got from the trash and it is clean and then she grabs a match.
Silvester and Vincent then look into the chimney. "Alright, so I can't see shit in there. I'm going in" said Silvester. He then goes in and he manages to slide his way to the bottom, but then he slips and tries to hold onto the walls.
Michelle then lights the paper and soon the wood is on fire and she walks away, but she fails to see the guy who lands in the fire, rear first and he yells and he sky rockets up the chimney. Michelle stops and turns around and sees nothing. She then shrugs it off and walks away.
Metapod saw it and she has no clue what was that and what to even do.
Vincent looks into the chimney, then his friend sky rockets out screaming in pain with his rear on fire and he goes sky high.
Vincent is knocked back and he nearly falls off the roof, but he manages to grab the window to the bathroom. But then he realizes, his fingers are frozen stuck by the window frame. "Come on! Doug! Silvester! Guys?"
Silvester lands onto some the ground face first, he then gets up and he heads to some piles of snow, and he sits on it. But when he lands his but, he screams in pain because there was a rake down there and he runs around and then he hits the side of the house face first.
The vibrations of what he did makes the snow on the roof fall on him, and his partner is freed from the frozen window frame and he falls onto the snowy ground, but in truth he landed on the door of Lisa's bunker. "Ow."
Silvester comes out of the piles of snow, and then an icicle pierces his hand and he screams in pain and then he sees another come down and another and another and he runs as the icicles come down from the roof, but he hits the tree and falls to the ground unconscious and the snow on the tree falls on him.
Doug gets up and he moves all the cleaning stuff off of him and he tastes cleaning liquid on him and he spits it out, he then grabs a rag and he wipes it on his hands, and then he sees his hands are now black. "You gotta be kidding me."
"Alright, I'm in." He kicks open the door and sees the empty hallway. "Michelle, here I come."
But when he takes one step, he slips on one of Lynn's roller skates and he slips onto a toy racecar from Lana and he heads for the bathroom and he slips from the slippery floor and lands into the toilet face first.
He tries to get himself off, but then he hits the flush and he gets one hell of a flush to his face and he struggles to get free. He manages to get himself off. "Oh god! That was like High School!" He then gets back up, but only to slip on some soap and fall onto the ground and become unconscious.
Vincent gets back up. "Ow, my back." He then walks to the nearby tree to get his bearings back. He then leans onto the tire swing and sits onto it, but then he hears buzzing and the bee hive that is still hidden there unleashes all the bees and guess what? They all have winter gear and war paint.
Vincent screams and runs and he slips onto the icy sidewalk and he lands onto the trash cans and then the bees come in. "No! Not the bees! AAAAAARGGGH!"
Mr. Grouse sees this and he then looks to the notification from his phone and then to the man getting a hell of a sting party. He then calls the cops.
At the backyard; Silvester gets up and he walks away from the pile of snow and also pulls the icicle of his hand and uses his handkerchief to put pressure on the bleeding. "This plan sucks."
Silvester then goes to the backdoor and he is able to open it. He sneaks in and looks around, he then hears someone in the basement. He thinks it could be the parents so he ignores it and looks for Michelle Lewis.
Silvester then passes the by the archway of the kitchen, but he notices the whole archway is like an aquarium. "Whoa. This looks cool dude." But the face of the Angler fish appears and he panics and backs away, only to slip on Charles chew toy and he falls out the window and he lands onto the ground outside.
Silvester gets back up and he tries to hold onto something and that something was the faucet to the house, and because he's big the faucet handle turns and the water comes spraying all over him. He manages to turn it off and then he walks onto the icy driveway and he slips and falls onto his back and is knocked out unconscious, which Mr. Grouse sees and he's still on the phone.
"The other guy is here as well, and he's out cold too."
Metapod saw what happened from the living room and is shocked. 'Did that just happen?'
Michelle comes out from the basement and she carries with her the now dry clothes. She heads up the stairs and she goes into the room of Lily and Lisa and she begins to put away the clothes from the child prodigy.
Doug comes out of the bathroom and he is unaware that he has lost his mask that hides his deformed and scarred face the mask is stuck in the toilet and he walks to where Michelle went to.
He then sees her inside and he gets ready to ambush her, but he also sees Lily and snickers. 'Perfect. I take Michelle and this runt and then the louds will have to come and face me personally and then I get my revenge!''. But then he slips onto a small toy train and he falls onto the diaper bin which is now empty. He is stuck and he gets up and he can't see anything.
Michelle then sees something under Lisa's bed and she grabs it. 'What the heck is this?' She sees this small remote and she pushes the button, but nothing happened.
Oh, something did happen, she has no clue the window opened on its own and a small catapult underneath Doug which is near the window sends him out of the room and he lands onto the road.
Michelle turns around and sees the window open. 'So this is for opening the window? Okay, weird.' She doesn't see the catapult because it retracts back into the floor. Michelle closes the window and didn't even look outside.
She then sees Lily getting up and yawning. "Hey there Lily, sleep well?"
Lily nods and she gets out of bed and Michelle picks her up. "Come on, let's see what I can make for you." They both walk out of the room and down the stairs. Michelle feels like a mom when she does this, and hopes that one day she might start a future with the man she loves.
Outside; Doug gets up still the diaper bin on him and he gets it off. "That's it! She is going to die tonight and I'm taking that baby too!"
He then hears a truck horn. "What?" He's hit hard by a black pickup truck and is on the ground groaning in pain. The man of the truck walks out and looks to the scarred faced man.
Peter Harris looks down on him. "Dude, what the hell happened to you?" He then sees the two other guys who are in pain. "What the heck happened to you guys? Were you all in a failed plan attack?"
The two men then decided, they had enough of this. "It was his idea." They point to Doug who is in pain, then some cop cars arrive and the officers take the men away. But damn, these guys are a mess.
Vincent – hands look like they got sore from something, some ice on it as well, his back is in serious pain and he has so many bee stings, way too many to count.
Silvester – fingers look sore, his right hand has a hole and is bleeding a little, he's shivering cold, his rear end can be seen and looks scorched and also has some injury from sitting on something and his back is in pain as well.
Doug – next to his scarred up face, he is wet, cold, has multiple concussions, smells like cleaning materials, has a black eye, dirty hands and his body is in complete pain from the truck hit.
Peter watches as they take the men to the hospital to be tended to and he's confused. "Did these guys had a home alone conflict?"
Mr. Grouse stands next to him. "They must have, also Michelle and Lily were in there."
"What?!" Peter Harris then calls the louds and goes into the house.
This has been an, eventful day. Wow!
To be continued…
A/N: Thought a home alone theme would be better, and funnier. Never mess with a kid who can leave traps in a house, but don't step into a house where a large family lives in, because there are traps everywhere. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
I'd like to thank "avenger44" for the return of Doug Rockwell and the OC associates he has, and I would also like to thank "marvelomac1010" for the idea of Lily nearly getting kidnapped.
Date made: 11/26/20 – 11/27/20.