Chapter 420.
"No such Curse!"
- In collaboration with "Vasmasdas1" and also a different take on the episode "Cursed"
(The Loud House.)
Lincoln and Jordan are both making some sweet jams on their guitars and also writing down whatever song they plan to make for when the Spring Musical Festival hits.
Then Jordan sees her phone ring. She goes over and checks. "Oh, Ronnie Anne. She wants to have a video chat."
"Then put her on." Lincoln puts his guitar down, both of them sit on his bed and see what she has to say.
Ronnie Anne: Hey guys, busy today?
"Pretty much, not. We're just chilling and coming up with a song for next year when spring arrives" said Lincoln. "Also, we had an easy school day today."
Ronnie Anne: Cool, also check this out! Ronnie Anne chews and then she shows them her gum and the shape it forms.
Lincoln and Jordan are amazed. "Whoa! The Statue of Liberty?! Nice" said Jordan. "You trying to come up with some kind of new sport to make for your school?"
Ronnie Anne: (chuckles) not really, just wanted to do something new with the gum chewing I've been doing. Sid is trying to make the shape of Yoon Kwan. She's trying, and she's not with me right now, she went to check on the zoo and she also said that she's coming to your town with her mom to check on the wildlife at the park there.
"We'll be on standby for when she does show up. Also, is that a tent behind you and is it moving?" asked Lincoln. "Are you guys having some kind of family outing?
Ronnie Anne looks back to the green moving tent: More like, my abuela is making us go and see her favorite celebrity fortune telling kind of outing, which most of us didn't wanna go, but I guess we're here.
Lincoln sighs. "Wow. Kinda like a Lynn thing, glad she's over with the whole luck and junk and is just taking things with good sportsmanship and being supportive."
Ronnie Anne: Sure wish my abuela took some lessons from her, but the other reason we're here are her tacos, since she might be in this place for a long, long while. Well, I should go back to waiting here. See you guys next time.
They then hang up. "You know what I'm feeling like?"
Jordan giggles. "Something nice and warm at the Seven-Eleven?"
"You know it" said Lincoln. They both head downstairs and grab their winter coats and get ready to leave. But they need a ride and only one person is there with her car and has nothing else to do.
They also need some aerial allies to make sure the rich crew aren't gonna follow them.
(Seven-Eleven.)
Lincoln, Jordan and Michelle Lewis walk out of the convenient store with some hot chocolate and coffee. The rest of the louds are busy with their own thing, but they did run into Lynn who finished her hockey practice. The eagles, Patriot and Valkyrie sit on the shoulders of Lincoln and Jordan.
"So, Rosa is seeing her favorite fortune teller? Ha! What a bunch of malarchy, I gave up on the luck thing long ago and there's no way am I going back to that kind of crud" said Lynn. "Still feel bad that the Santiagos and Casagrande's have to do that stuff with Rosa being around."
"Whatever is gonna happen is all gonna be on her" said Lincoln. "I do have this odd feeling that something is gonna happen."
"Ronnie Anne will tell us about that, but right now I need to know. How's it going with Lori being back in the house until January?" asked Jordan.
Lincoln and Lynn chuckle. "Makes it feel like old times Rosato. The times when Lori would be in charge, but we all know this is not the same kind of Lori we knew, a whole different Lori whose more responsible than taking in her phone as her kid."
Lincoln chuckles. "Easy there LJ. She'll wring you're neck if she finds out you said that."
Then Lincoln's phone rings. "Ronnie Anne again, I wonder what's going on." They put her on video chat. "Hey Ronnie Anne, how did it go?"
They see Ronnie Anne is not looking happy: Not good guys. Some messenger showed us a message from Ernesto Estrella and he said he won't come to Great Lakes City because he said it was cursed or something!
Lynn spits out her hot chocolate. "What?! That's absurd and stupid!"
Ronnie Anne nods: Tell that to my Abuela, she won't let us leave the house and she's using all of her dumb rituals and junk and now things have turned bad real fast!
CJ: We tried to reason with her by showing her a video of how safe the city is, but then Sergio made things worse for himself with his new video camera and his pigeon friends.
Carlota: That stupid flying rat has made Abuela into a walking caution zone and now we're fearing the worst to come and yes, Carl did help us and is here right now.
Carl: Come and help us! Abuela has lost it! I wanna go out and have fun in the snow!
Bobby: I called Lori, she said she's on her way and she might not be alone. I think you guys should come as well, we need help.
Lincoln is about to say something, but they all get nudged by Michelle who points to a bus parked behind the Seven-Eleven. "We'll be there soon, we may have a plan." Lincoln hangs up his phone and they go over to the bus.
They look to the bus and see the name of "Ernesto Estrella" this made them suspicious and then they see the man in the restroom and talking to his manager.
"We found the target, now what's the plan Lincoln?" asked Michelle.
Lincoln smiles and he looks up to see the Gladius Battlecruiser. "We're gonna need some dropships."
(Great Lakes City.)
Rosa is busy reasoning with Lori and her friends that they have to leave Great Lakes City. "Lori please, this city is cursed and we don't want you or your friends to be caught into this."
"No! There is no curse and stop dragging your family into this! It's not helping!" said Lori.
"Lori Loud, I do this because I love them and I will do whatever it takes to keep them safe, even against curses and bad luck" said Rosa.
"This is insane! You're as worse as Lori's meat headed sister and she gave up on superstition long ago and we're all glad she changed" said Dana.
"There's no such thing as luck, or curses or fortune telling stuff. That Ernesto guy is just some TV show dude who wants to do it for the ratings and popularity" said Becky.
"All of this curse stuff is not real, you're being paranoid Rosa" said Carol.
The others also try to reason with her, but she refuses. Then they see some eagles in the sky. "Lincoln and the others are here!" said Sid. Then the Gladius comes in from warp jump and this makes them wide-eyed. "Oh, and that thing too."
Hector gulps. "I got a bad feeling about this."
A dropship comes down and coming out is Lincoln, Jordan, Michelle, Lynn and Luna and the other eagles. "What are you all doing here? This city is cursed!" said Rosa.
Lincoln looks to Ronnie Anne. "How long has this been going on? She looks as insane as the Joker."
Ronnie Anne sighs. "She won't listen to reason and she's more stubborn than an ox or a mule."
"Or me when I won't get up from my arm chair and yes I admit it" said Hector.
"Where's the parrot?" asked Jordan.
"Upstairs and in Ronnie Anne's room" said Carl.
They look to all the eagles and they nod and they fly into the apartment. "This is for what he did to ruin the video and make things worse" said Jordan.
"Rawrk! No wait! Let me explain!" They hear a massive fight going on and Sergio screaming like a lady.
"What are you all doing?" asked Rosa.
Then Sergio is tossed out of the apartment building and lands onto the trash cans. "I just….. Wanted an award…." He then spits out his camera and the rest of its parts and then the eagles fly out and land onto the dropship and high five each other.
"Huh, I guess Sergio is a flying rat" said Carlota. "More like, rat bird." She high fives with CJ and Carl.
Lincoln looks to Rosa. "Ma'am, there is no curse. Ernesto was just saying that so he doesn't come here. He has a pimple problem and he wants to figure out how to fix it. Those messages have been sent to the other places around Michigan as an excuse, and for some dumb reason you believed it all."
Rosa crosses her arms. "Well, I don't believe what you say. I want proof!"
Then a purple bus drives out of the dropship and they see the name of "Ernesto Estrella" on the side and this makes Rosa go wide eyed, then the bus door opens with purple and pink smoke and walking out is the man himself.
"Hello Great Lakes City! It is I Ernesto Estrella and I have come to gran you're…."
Two baseballs are nearly thrown at him and they look to Luna and Lynn who are ticked off. "Just tell her already you garbage headed idiot!"
Ernesto chuckles nervously and he goes to Rosa. "Rosa Casagrande, what they say is true." He then shows her what he has on his head. "This is why I didn't show up, there is no curse."
"Que?! You didn't show up, because of a pimple?! You could get that treated easily" said Rosa. She then hands him her special pimple cream. "This will help with that."
"Thank you, gracias Mrs. Casagrande" said Ernesto. "Also, I am so sorry I started this mess. I shouldn't have done so and listened to my manager instead."
"I am so glad I'm not into show business anymore, that stuff makes me feel like trash and this guy is trash" said Michelle Lewis.
"More like a bobo in the head" said Hector.
Rosa looks to everyone. "I am so sorry everyone. I guess I went in over my head and I shouldn't have made things worse."
"Ya think!" everyone yells at her.
Just as they're about to continue to scold her, something with large black wings comes down and smashes onto Ernesto's bus. "My bus!"
The figure breaks from its dragon form and shows Neil A. Spellman. "Ernesto Estrella, I have been looking for the man who spread lies to…. Oh, I see you guys settled it."
"We did Mr. Spellman. We handled the issue and this man finally spoke the truth and everything is fine, we were just about to tell off Rosa" said Jordan.
Neil goes to the man and he punches him in the gut and then punches him in the face and then tosses him to the road. "You're ability to make folks take in you're stupid superstitions seriously is disgusting and also makes the common minded elderly become paranoid and end up with…. Dementia."
Ernesto gets up and backs away. "Sir, I swear I didn't mean any harm. Everything is dealt with."
"Ya darn right you bloody wanker." The man turns around and see the man in the hood and cloak and they all know who he is. "Hello Casagrandes." He then looks to Rosa. "Senirota stupido."
He then looks to Ernesto. "You and I are going to have a little chat about Superstition and don't worry, I won't kill you." He then grabs the man. "But you'd wish for death anyway." He looks to the pimple. "God almighty, that is huge and repulsive."
Gyro then warps out of there, with Ernesto. "Where the heck did they go?" asked CJ.
"No clue and don't care." Neil looks to Rosa. "Rosa, the one in my world has already lost the trust of her familia and they have already settled living with Arturo." This makes her feel like fainting. Neil then looks to the familia. "What are you guys planning?"
"We don't intend to live with Arturo" said Maria. "But we're giving my mom another chance, to see if she can change and stop with the superstitions and junk."
"I promise! I won't do this kind of thing again, I swear!" said Rosa. "Please don't leave us. We're all familia and we stick together."
Carlota sighs. "That is true, until we feel like making our own lives elsewhere." That makes Rosa's mind hear a window being shattered.
Carlos decides to stand up to his mother. "Mama, we need to talk. In the apartment, now!"
They all go into the place and Frida kisses her husband's cheek. "Where was this Carlos been hiding?"
Lincoln, Jodan, Lynn, Luna, Michelle, Lori and the others look to Neil. "What?"
"So, this happened in your world?" asked Luna.
Niel sighs. "Yeah, it did and it did not turn so well. Also, since this happened here, I am contacting FutureTech to establish an Allied outpost here as well. To ensure this does not happen ever again."
"Well, now that that's all done and that we're all here. You guys wanna check out the pizza place?" asked Lori.
Sergio crawls out of the garbage can. "Do not…. Go there." But Bullet picks him up and tosses him into the dumpster, and the cat gang is there!
"So, I guess we should check out the Amore pizza instead" said Lincoln. "You in Mr. Spellman?"
Neil thinks about this. "Yeah okay." They all walk to the pizza place as the snow continues to fall. "I wonder where Gyro brought Ernesto."
(Somewhere on Argus.)
Ernesto freaks out as he's chained and above a pit of boiling legion acid on the former homeworld of the Burning Legion and Gyro is pissed at the man.
"Sir! I swear! I won't do it again! I promise!"
"I don't believe you. Give me another reason, or you end up like him!" He points to a remains of Ernesto Estrella (Spells and Louds.)
The man screams and continues to beg for mercy and forgiveness for his actions. Gyro sits back and watches him panic. "This could be a while, and I got time. A whole lot of it."
Illidan Stormrage is seeing this and looks to him. "So, is this a thing with you now?"
Then someone with a smile and is a demon chuckles as he also sits back and watches this goes on. "This is just a mere chance of our way to deal with low life's and they're schemes of false superstition. We won't kill him, we already killed his other world version. We'll let him go, soon." replied Alastor the Radio Demon.
He then looks to the readers. "But, in the meantime. Stay tuned for the next chapter folks."
To be continued…..
A/N: Again, I hate the episode "Cursed" The No Such Luck was bad enough and now they made that episode! I made some of the parts to this chapter and "Vasmasdas1" made the beginning and other stuff. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
To those who red Spells and Louds, now you guys know what happened to that Ernesto Estrella, and no this one is not gonna be killed. They already did that to the other, they'll let him go, eventually.
Date made: 11/29/20.