-1DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter, the Harlem Globetrotters, Cesc Fabregas sigh, My computer or this piece of work.

Sorry about this chapter, the last one and any future ones I write on this fic. This will not be spell checked or read through again. If you don't like it. Take a carrot and shove it.

Previously on Not Another Albus Giant Squid Parody.

"Of course." Replied a sexily unruffled Penis. "Who else would it be? This is a Draco/Hermione ship after all."

"But I love Ron!" Screamed Two Voices.

"What do you mean 'I love Ron'?" Fired back two voices

"I thought that would be…" Started Crabbe

"Pretty Obvious." Finished Goyle.

You better watch out.

The Train Journey…Again.

Silence reigned.

Followed by barely contained Horror.

Hermione and Draco stared at dumb and dumber. "Who are the hell are you?" Sneered Draco, sneeringly.

"We're two characters from an American movie you've never heard of and the author has never seen." Replied Dumb.

"Which explains why we're completely out of Character." Added Dumber

"Wasn't Jim Carey in that film?" Hermione tentatively asked.

"AAAAARGH! Don't say his name!" Screamed Dumb.

"Why?" Hermione was bewildered, BEWILDERED.

"Every time you mention his name a perfectly good comic character has their soul ripped out and sent to hell." Dumb intoned solemnly.

"Really?" Draco smirked, grinned evilly and smirked all at once.

"Yes."

"Really? Really?"

"Yesssss"

Draco drew himself to his full height and screamed. "Jim Carey! Jim Carey!"

"NOOOO!" Screamed the luckless two before their souls were ripped from their bodies and sent to hell. Stunned silence followed. Draco idly poked Crabbe and Goyles lifeless bodies. Before evilly, turning to glare evilly at Dumb and Dumber. Smirking evilly, he wickedly grinned before screaming once again. "JIM CAREY JIM CAREY!"

"AAAAAARGH!"

Sighing Draco turned around wearily. Nothing.

"Accio Invisibility Cloak" Whispered Hermione. Revealing the bodies of Fred and George Weasley.0

Draco began beating his head against the wall in frustration.

"JIM CAREY JIM CAREY" Shocked he turned around to gawp at Hermione.

"AAAAARGH!" And finally Dumb and Dumber were no more.

"Guess that makes me a pretty poor comic character." Remarked Snapes Penis wryly.

Hermione and Draco looked around at the 6 bodies.

"What do we do now?" Hermiones stunned voice finally broke the silence.

"Have wild monkey sex" "Dry them out and sell them as firewood."

Hermione goggled at Draco who rolled his eyes.

"No, not me mudblood," He sneered. "I mean real sex with real monkeys. After all they are on your level."

Hermione was stunned, how could he say such mean things since she was NOW THE MOST POWERFUL DROP DEAD GORGEOUS HOTTY EVER. Wait a second.

"For your information Malfoy" She sneered. "Professor Snape is my father, so I'm just as much a pureblood as you are."

"Actually GRANGER. You're a quarter blood." Sneered back Malfoy. "Considering Snape was a hlafblood who raped your muggle mother during the first war."

"Serious cliché alert, serious cliché alert." Intoned Snapes Penis.

"Shut up!" Screamed Hermione. "You're the prick who raped my mother."

"Yes, I am." Cooly replied the penis. "And my I add what I tight little ass she had."

"I think I'm going to be sick." Malfoy paled.

Hermione meanwhile had run out of the compartment sobbing.

"Ah well." Snapes Penis Shrugged before turning to Draco. "Now come over here and give Uncle Penis some sugar."

"Yes sir." Replied the once again smirking Draco.

The end…of this chapter.

Questions.

Where are Ron and Harry?

What will they do with the bodies?

Why the hell did I write this?

What happened to the plot?

What are Ron and Harry doing?

How big is Snapes Penis?

Does his Penis have a penis?

Is Hermione still hot?

All these questions and more will probably not be answered on the next chapter.

Next Chapter (preview in song form)

Lots of things will happen.

With dialogue and stuff

Maybe they'll get off the train.

Or Draco will get some muff…ins.

Fred and George back to life.

Maybe

Crabbe, Goyle also.

Hopefully not.

Lalalala…yeah!

Hope you've enjoyed this chapter.

Even though not a lot happened.

I promise more will happen.

In a story with a better plot.

This song is really shitty

Doesn't even rhyme.

I really should stop.

It really is a crime.

Now I'm going to read this again.

To check all my spelling mistakes.

Even though I'll miss some

And look really really gay.

But not in a homosexual sense.

Someones ringing the bell.

But I'm to busy to answer.

Maybe someone else will get.

Oh look they already have.

Hope you've sung a long.

Even though it's not really a song.

Let me now what tune you used in your head.

sniggers Head

YEAHHHHH!