(disclaimer: i do not own the stargate characters)
Chapter 5: Jaffa cakes ,Goa'ulds and Yu.
O'Neill, Daniel and Jacob had been walking for what seemed like half an hour, when Kialan and the other dragons stopped.
O'Neill looked up and saw that there was a two huge wooden outpost's with a gate in the middle.
Kialan roared something and the gate started to lift up.
Then they started to walk into the town.
Suddenly, staff fire came out of nowhere.
O'Neill, Daniel and Jacob dived behind the nearest trees and took aim.
"For crying out loud, cant we have a day when the Goa'uld isn't attacking us?" O'Neill asked.
"Apparently not Jack." Daniel replied.
O'Neill looked at Daniel in the glare he had used earlier in the briefing.
"I guess you were speaking rhetorically then? " Daniel asked.
"What does that mean?" O'Neill answered back.
"It means asking a question that no-one is supposed to answer." Daniel replied.
"In that case, yes I was." O'Neill said.
They started shooting at the Goa'uld running towards the half open gate.
O'Neill shot at them, making them fall to the ground one by one.
Jacob was using a zat, which took the enemies down quicker.
Kialan had also hidden behind a tree while most of the dragon creatures had made it into the village.
O'Neill's radio flickered into life
"Sir" Came carters voice.
"Contact Daniel. He's currently not doing anything in this battle." O'Neill replied.
Daniels radio flickered into life instead.
"Daniel?" Carter replied.
"Yeah, I'm here. Jack and Jacob are currently shooting Goa'uld with Kialan." Daniel replied.
"Who is Kialan?" Carter asked.
"Kialan is one of those dragon creatures that we are here to negotiate with" Daniel replied.
"Okay, just to let you know that Yu will attack our ship in about 20 minutes." Carter said.
"Okay. What are you guys up to whilst I am still on this channel." Daniel replied.
"Well I was looking through the systems to get to know Asgard technology. Teal'c, Bray'tac and Thor are playing poker." Carter said.
"Who is winning?" Daniel asked.
"Thor!. Bray'tac owes him some staff weapons , Teal'c owes Thor a box of jaffa cakes. Don't ask why." Carter replied.
"Didn't know jaffa cakes were legal currency in poker!" Daniel asked surprised.
"They aren't. They just started betting with stuff. Thor bet his ship every time, but keeps winning. " Carter explained.
"Enough talking." O'Neill ordered.
"Sorry Sam, got to get off the channel." Daniel replied.
Daniels radio flickered off.
Meanwhile on Yu's ship, Yu was sitting on his usual seat in the main control room.
"They still haven't moved from the orbit. Prepare to attack their ship but only after I say so" Yu said with his distorted voice.
"As you wish, my lord" Said his first prime.
"Crush them if you have too" Yu replied.
His first prime headed off down a corridor to Yu's right.
Yu looked at the screen as it started to flicker, then an alien face came up.
"We will not move, if you attack us then most of you are not going to get out alive." Thor said.
"Is that a threat Asgard?" Yu replied.
"No, it is a warning" Thor said.
"What business of yours to be here?" Yu asked.
"It's a free planet. I can orbit here, just as much as you can."Thor replied.
"You'll regret orbiting here Asgard" Yu replied as the screen flickered off.
Yu thought for a moment, then called the remaining jaffa he had to him.
"Get those dragon creatures quickly. We must have them, some of them would make worthy jaffa's. The rest would make worthy armour to the rest of you." Yu said.
"Yes, my lord Yu." They replied in unison.
Yu grinned.
Meanwhile on Thor's ship, Thor was still playing cards.
He had only moments before spoken to Yu.
"Enough card games, we must get ready if there is a battle to commence" Thor said.
"Indeed" Teal'c replied.
"Yes." Bray'tac agreed.
"By the way, Bray'tac you owe me ten staff weapons. Teal'c you owe me five boxes of jaffa cakes." Thor answered.
They both nodded.
"Where am I going to get ten staff weapons!" Bray'tac whispered to Teal'c.
"Don't ask me, maybe find them on your travels. I can get the jaffa cakes I need off of O'Neill later." Replied Teal'c.
They started to prepare for Yu's attack, which would be starting in ten minutes.
Meanwhile, back on the planet, most of the Goa'ulds had been killed.
Suddenly a transport ring came down.
"For crying out loud, give me a break." O'Neill said.
"Do they even know the concept of a break?" Daniel replied.
"Probably not, Daniel" O'Neill answered.
As soon as the transport rings disappeared, the Goa'uld ran from where they were to behind a tree.
"IF YOU GIVE YOURSELVES UP, YOU MAY BE SPARED BEFORE YU AND GRANTED LONG ETERNAL LIFE" shouted a Goa'uld from behind a tree.
"BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, HEARD IT. DON'T YOU GET TIRED OF THAT CLICHÉ?" O'Neill asked while yelling.
"WHAT IS A CLICHÉ?" Yelled the same Goa'uld.
"IT MEANS YOU'VE BEEN OVERUSING THE SAME LINES WHEN YOU ENCOUNTER ENIMIES." O'Neill yelled back.
The Goa'ulds continued there staff fire.
Eventually O'Neill got shot in the shoulder by staff fire.
"Jacob, run. They will torture you for Tok'ra information if you get caught. So go back to the clearing and wait there for Thor to beam you up to the ship." O'Neill said.
Jacob nodded.
Meanwhile back on the ship they were making preparations for battle.
"One minute to go" Carter said.
Suddenly her radio flickered into life and Daniels voice came through.
"Sam, were sending Jacob back because we will be getting captured any minute as we cannot keep this fight up any longer. If they get him then they will torture him for Tok'ra information. He is making his way to the clearing now with Jack's radio. He will radio when he gets there. Jacks been shot through the shoulder yet again." Daniel explained.
"Okay Daniel. Yu is going to attack this ship any moment. Be careful" Carter replied.
"Okay. Got to go. I think were about to be captured." Daniel said before the radio flickered off.
A moment later on Yu's mother ship, Yu was sitting down waiting for his jaffa to return.
"Make sure everything is ready to attack the Asgard ship." Yu said.
Currently the screen was watching the planet. Then he noticed a white beam going down to the planet. A moment later it stopped.
Yu suddenly heard footsteps and looked to his right as a bunch of jaffa came through the archway and brought three prisoners before him.
One had golden scales and the other two looked human.
He recognised the humans
One of them had a blast wound in his shoulder, but was very recognisable.
"My jaffa , you have done well." Yu said. "How many more of the creatures are there?"
"About ten so far, my lord. Not including that one there." Replied the jaffa pointing to Kialan.
"Good. Put them all in a cell. We have a fight with the Asgard to deal with.
O'Neill, Daniel and Kialan were then lead off to a cell.
Back on the Asgard ship Jacob had reached the control room.
"What do we do now?" asked Carter.
"Try to free them from Yu" Replied Jacob.
"Its not that simple" Thor answered.
"I know, me, Teal'c and Selmak will be beamed to the planet or the mother ship.
Entirely your choice Thor. Then once we get onto Yu's ship, we find O'Neill, Daniel and the creature and bust them out of the cells. There likely to be in a cell." Carter explained.
They all agreed to the plan.
Bray'tac was to stay behind just in case and Goa'uld turned up on Thor's ship.
Carter, Teal'c and Jacob made it to the beaming room.
A moment later Thor had transferred them to the mother ship.
When they looked round they saw Goa'uld decorations about.
"Right, lets go find them." Came the distorted voice of selmak.