-1Previously on Not Another Albus Giant Squid parody.
Read the last chapter again you forgetful mongtard.
Ahem.
Chapter 6. Err...Right. What to put.
What has happened so far?
Goes back and Reads. Err…
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter, the Harlem Globetrotters, Cesc Fabregas sigh,
My computer or this piece of work.
Sorry about this chapter, the last one and any future ones I write on this fic. This will not be spell checked or read through again. If you don't like it. Take a carrot and shove it.
Not Another Albus Giant Squid Parody.
Chapter 7
Someone new, someone old.
Yeah that's where.
THE TRAIN…YET AGAIN!
Where HAVE you been?
Draco was pissed, in fact more than pissed.
"Not one sodding mention in 3 chapters, fucking author making me out to be some kind of pansy cocksucker. I'll show him, fucking Harry Potter, killing the tightest ass err…the greatest wizard ever, I'll show him too. And that fucking Weasel, cheating on me with some lowly death eater piece of shit. OOF"
"OH MY GOSH!" Shrieked a girlish voice from like about, totally 1 foot away. "THE HOGWARTS EXPRESS! I'M IN HARRY POTTER!"
Unfortunately, or fortunately (if you like him) Draco had passed out. Weird Romione Thing shrugged, this was like, totally cool. She didn't pause to consider the extreme oddness of the last minute. She had a mission to complete. Ron and Hermione would get together, or her initials weren't W.R.T!
And they were! So Ron and Hermione were to be married, post haste. SQUEEEE! She skipped happily away.
Be afraid, very afraid.
My reviewers. Cough SAD Cough
Viktor Krums lazyllama: Another review. Kind of creepy.
Alberix Silver Quill: How would I be able to hunt down and kill all the bad reviewers.
Heaven's Flying fish: Wow. 6 Reviews! Should I be scared?
Pairings: As an impressionable fool I will take soundings on who should be paired with whom from anonymous weirdo's who I've never met before. Even though this is supposed to be a Dramione fic.
Questions:
1. Should I change my disclaimer?
2. Who took the cookie from the cookie jar?