Not another Albus Giant Squid Parody

by Canon is dead long live fanfic

No this is not an Albus Giant Squid Parody. To find out more read inside. M because I said so. Allegedly funny. 6th chapter rather good compared to others. Read it. Changed partnership.

8. Where's my Weasel?

-1Disclaimer: I am not JK Rowling. Nor Am I Terry Pratchett you do the Math

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "Harry is my true love".
It is a weaselette.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "Waaa!".
It is a Cho.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "It's not spew it's S.P.E.W.".
It is a Bushy Haired Mudblood.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "Hold still Harry"
It is a creepy Creevy.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "20 Points from Gryffindor!".
It is a Snivellus.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "I love you Dave".
It is my Weasel!

To my one reviewer, thank you.

To the rest of you. Fuck you.

Have a nice day.