Not another Albus Giant Squid Parody

by Canon is dead long live fanfic

No this is not an Albus Giant Squid Parody. To find out more read inside. M because I said so. Allegedly funny. 6th chapter rather good compared to others. Read it. Changed partnership.

9. Ginny the redhosed Weasel

-1Disclaimer: Anything you recognise, I don't own. Anything you don't recognise, I don't own. Anything you're not sure about, I don't own.

Ginny, the red-hosed Weasel
had some very shiny hose.
And if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other Weasels
used to laugh and call her names.
They never let poor Ginny
join in any Weasel games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Arthur came to say:
"Ginny with your Hose so bright,
won't you guide my Car tonight?"

Then all the Weasels loved her
as they shouted out with glee,
Ginny the red-hosed Weasel,
you'll go down in history!

SQUEE!