-1BACK ONCE MORE! BACK TO REALITY!

Previously on Not Another Albus Giant Squid parody.

Read the last chapter again you forgetful mongtard.

Ahem.

Chapter 9. Err...Right. What to put.

What has happened so far?

Goes back and Reads. Err…

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter, the Harlem Globetrotters, Cesc Fabregas sigh,

My computer or this piece of work.

Sorry about this chapter, the last one and any future ones I write on this fic. This will not be spell checked or read through again. If you don't like it. Take a carrot and shove it.

Not Another Albus Giant Squid Parody.

Chapter 10

Where do we go from here?

Owing to my insane jumps around the train and outside, my crazy plot leaps and severe OOCness from my earlier chapters I thought I'd take the time and effort to inform my loyal readers where all the characters are, what they are doing etc

DRACO MALFOY AKA 'The Ferret'

An irritating stuck up pointy faced little fag who is currently unconscious in the corridor of the train after being knocked out by W.R.T. Hasn't really done much except lust of Weasel, suck off 'Snape's Penis' and insult Hermione. Responsible for the death of 4 perfectly good comic creations.

HERMIONE SNAPE FORMERLEY GRANGER AKA 'Bride of Voldemort'

On finding she is in fact Snapes's spawn she is NOW THE MOST POWERFUL DROP DEAD GORGEOUS HOTTY EVER. She is currently being very platonic with an equally clueless Harry Potter after he just saved her from an arranged marriage to Voldemort, by killing the later. Not the former. Responsible for the death of 2 perfectly good comic creations. She has also cried a lot.

RONALD WEASLEY AKA 'The Weasel'

Currently in a creepy slash romance with 'Dave the Death Eater' whom he fought fighting to get to Harry. Borderline retarded with a fetish for corned beef, chess and audits this fuckwit has gone around clueless to anything. The only character true to canon. Has not caused the death of any perfectly good comic creations.

HARRY POTTER AKA 'The boy who lived'

Currently being clueless and platonic with Hermione Snape after saving her from an arranged marriage to Voldemort. Veers from superhero to completely clueless just about every time I have a mood swing which is slightly more often than I change my underwear. Responsible for the death of 3 perfectly good comic creations, Voldemort and his Death Eaters. Can't play chess.

SNAPE'S PENIS AKA 'Worst comic creation EVA'

Possibly the worst comic creation in the history of shitty comic creations. A huge walking talking penis who has just arrived back from a visit to Ireland. Raped Hermione's mother and sucked off by Malfoy. Responsible for the death of no perfectly good comic creations.

THE DISTANT VOICE OF RON courtesy of Heavens Flying Fish AKA 'HFF 's favourite character'

Completely clueless yet comfortingly far away, with a tendency to faint. Responsible for the death of no perfectly good comic creations. Whenever Ron's not about he might be listening. Spooky. Woooooo.

CRABBE AND GOYLE. AKA 'Dumb and Dumber'

1 brain 2 bodies, after announcing their unrequited love of our favourite Danger Weasel they were immediately killed by Draco Malfoy and were last seen turning a piece of paper over labelled 'P.T.O' in purgatory. May return.

DUMB AND DUMBER AKA 'What the FUCK are They Doing Here!?'

They came, they saw, they died. The End.

FRED AND GEORGE WEASLEY. AKA 'Weasley's who are actually funny, actually'

Killed while perving on the conversation in the later pate of chapter 1 and early part of chapter 2. Last seen bitching in purgatory. May come back. Or not. Vote now. But you won't. So FUCK YOU!!!!!

LORD VOLDERMORT AKA 'Twatface'

Killed by Harry while trying to touch up Hermione Snape. Somehow ended up on the train. Beheaded. HAHA Responsible for the deaths of no perfectly good comic creations. May be back.

GINNY WEASLEY AKA 'Superbitch' or 'The littlest Weasel' or 'Slut'

Was a bitch to Harry and Ron, a hungry angry silly bitch. Kind of lost track of her after that. Responsible for the deaths of no perfectly good comic creations. Unless she's killed herself, we can all pray for that one. I like her.

DEATH AKA 'Ripped straight out of the Discworld'

He's a fucking pervert I tells yah! A fucking bony pervert! Responsible for the death of 7 perfectly good comic creations. Currently in purgatory.

COLIN CREEVY AKA 'Potty Stalker'

Currently going through Bonnie Tyler greatest hits dressed in a slinky red number. Shudder Responsible for the deaths of no perfectly good comic creations.

DENNIS CREEVY AKA 'The excitable creevy'

Snitched on Voldermort. So responsible for the death of 3 perfectly good comic creations. The twat.

LUCIUS MALFOY AND BELLATRIX BLACK AKA 'Random Death Eaters'

Tried to get between potty and his mudblood and ended up eating cold steel. Morons. DEAD DEAD DEAD.

DAVE THE DEATH EATER AKA 'Who the fuck are you?'

Currently snuggle bunny to the thickest Weasel. Met during a confrontation between the light and the dark. Responsible for the deaths of no perfectly good comic creations.

WEIRD ROMIONE THING AKA 'Not based on anyone…honest guvnor'

Entered the world of fan fic in order to convince Hermione and Ron that their true destiny belongs together. Dangerously deluded, but did knock out Draco Malfoy. We'll be seeing more from her. Be afraid, be very afraid. Muahahahahahaha. Not responsible for the deaths of any perfectly good comic creations.

DUMBLEDORE AND THE SQUID AKA 'The odd couple' BOOOYAAAA!

Not actually appeared yet. Despite being in the title. Disturbing sex scene will be coming, but you won't. Unless you're sick, very very sick. Shudders

Not yet

To all my loyal reviews.

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To all my homies and peeps.

KNICKERS!

Respect!

BOYAAAAAAH!

He's got the groove!

Oh…yeah!

Go Snakeman!

It's your birthday!