Not another Albus Giant Squid Parody

by Canon is dead long live fanfic

No this is not an Albus Giant Squid Parody. To find out more read inside. M because I said so. Allegedly funny. 6th chapter rather good compared to others. Read it. Changed partnership.

12. Where's my Weasel? 2

-1Disclaimer: Wasn't me, not mine…Honest.

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Where's my Weasel?

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "Mudblood".
It is a Ferret.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "If Mr Potter and Mr Weasley would be kind enough to act their age".
It is a Annoying Scottish Shrew.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "ROAR!".
It is a Loony.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "Nitwit Oddment Blubber Tweak"
It is a Dumbles.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "HERMY!".
It is a Little Giant.
That's not my Weasel!

Where's my Weasel?
Is that my Weasel?
It goes "I love you Dave".
It is my Weasel!

Aren't we all in some way looking for our weasel?

Weasel's are furry.

They have sharp teeth.

Not very big though.

Till next time.