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Read the last chapter again you forgetful mongtard.
Ahem.
Chapter 13. Err...Right. What to put.
What has happened so far?
Goes back and Reads. Err…
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Sorry about this chapter, the last one and any future ones I write on this fic. This will not be spell checked or read through again. If you don't like it. Take a carrot and shove it.
Not Another Albus Giant Squid Parody
Chapter 14
Not on the train. Wahey!
Two pairs of Eye's watched his approach, the first thing they noticed were his eyes. What colour were they? Green? Grey? Blue? Then there was the hair. Brown? Auburn? Ginger? Neat and dull somehow giving the impression that a comb had never touched, it. These were the best features of a slightly ratty face upon which half a stubble shadow existed. With a slightly stained creamy polo neck and black jeans covering a slight form which somehow gave the impression of chubbiness he wasn't much to look at.
Then again he was the first thing Gred and Forge had seen here since arriving from the train.
"Who do you-"
"-reckon that is? I-"
"Don't know."
THUD
The smell of Milk & Honey caused the two delinquents to look up.
"Who-"
"I am?"
Fred glared at the author while George grinned.
"Yes." Fred Snarled.
"I am…"The stranger began.
…..
"Yes?" Gritted out Fred.
"THE AUTHOR" Stated 'the author' portentously.
"The what?" Georges brow crinkled in moronic incomprehension.
"The Author of this Story." They both look blank. The Author sighed. "But you can call me GOD."
The reaction wasn't the one he hoped for, almost simultaneously both boys collapsed laughing. God watched patiently, 10 minutes later he sighed. Lightning scorched the ground in front of the chuckle brothers. Slowly the reek of piss assailed his nostrils as two pairs of terrified eyes gazed up at him.
"If you God aren't you meant to know everything?" Asked George, who hadn't pissed himself and wanted to kill Fred.
"Yes," Replied God/The Author patiently.
"Then what's my deepest darkest secret?"
"You masturbate the most out of anyone in the world."
Fred snorted. "Everyone knows that."
The Author/God now known as TAG smirked. "When he does he thinks about you."
The twins looked at each other, almost shyly. Tag sighed and got out a book.
PS. Now officially Harry/Hermione.
Woo.