not updated in over a year, any reveiwers are probably gone, I don't care, on with the chapter

Kai woke up with a strange tickling feeling on his hair and turned to see Fumitory braiding it, he tried to pull away which was extreemly painful.

"you look like a girl!" she cackled

"we're meant to be friends retardo!" kai ran to the mirror and tried to yank them out, which didn't work " why'd you do it?! I'll kill you!"

"I was just trying to get you to admit that you're a cross dresser and I got bored and I finished everyone else and you can't kill me I'm the queen"

"of what?! being a bitch?"

"yes so bow to your master" she jumps on kai's shoulders and uses his braids as reigns"giddy up!"

"OW! get the hell of me you freak!"

"Insolence!" kai gets a smack on the head before Fumitory gets bored and jumps off

"what do you mean you finished everyone else?" he said massaging his head

"get the camera, follow me"

the camera focuses on fumitor as she leads the way into Hillary's room she takes the camera off Kai and shoots a close up of the bitches face which she has colored in purple and drawn big black frown marks and cross eyebrows on her fore head then a turd on her cheek labeled 'Hillary', kai starts to roll around in silent laughter.

"how'd you do that without waking them up?"

an evil grin crosses Fumitory's face... again. ahd she shows Kai and empty packet of sleeping pills

"'course I didn't give them to Tyson cos he's fat and lazy so he doesn't wake up"

"so what about the others?"

Fumitory leads him through each of the rooms, each of the blade breakers had a different design and she had even took the time to give Dizzy a face with a big nose and tiny eyes crooked teeth and warts, greasy looking hair glued to the top of the screen that she had cut off Kenny's head and rubbed in oil, and a new paint job consisting of a red background with satanic marks on the back and the words 'devil's bitch' written in big pink letters.

Fumitory had drawn stitch marks around Tyson's lips and written 'strict diet, don't feed the piggy' on his cheek with a big arrow that went right around his face pointing to his mouth, there was a tiny picture of male genetailia on his other cheek with a sign saying 'not actual size, product magnified 20X and on his chin a pig with tysons head sat oinking'

for Max she had colored in his eyelids in turquoise and drawn big fake eyelashes on put half a pot of Hillary's blusher on his cheeks bright red lipstick a cigarette hanging out of his mouth which she had also colored in bright red and a thousand tiny little hearts all around his face and neck and to finish off she'd drawn a beard.

"why a beard?"

"to make him look like he's got his big boy hair"

"the bruises are a nice touch"

"they're not drawn on."

"you sadist"

"thanks. onward! to my final work of art and my favorite by far! I call it 'Kon a la kitty'"

"riiiiiiiiiiiiiight"

the left side of Rai's face was covered in a thousand tiny little paw prints and the right had a kitten peering over a wall 'meow meow' was written next to it, under that she had written in big red letters 'all your kitties are belonging to me' then she had decided she hadn't done enough, but through lack of room she moved drew a dozen paw prints down his neck onto his chest where she had wrote "Fumitory's kitty, no touchy!" and under that a suprisingly accurate picture of Rai with cat ears a tail and paws winking and meowing with a big smile on his face."

(I don't know where I came up with all this, I think I forgot my pills this morning)

"I don't like it" Kai glared at the sleeping nekko

"tough" Fumitory screamed as she ran out the door dragging Kai behind her.

"now what?" he said as he watched Fumitory going back into her room and return with about 20 stacks of traffic cones

"how many have you got there?"

well there's about 50 in each stack i've got 20 here so about 1000 or so and I've got 12 more stacks down stairs."

"why?"

that famous evil grin crossed her face for the bazillionth time as she replied "you'll see"

six hours later

kai and Fumitory collapse out of breath and laughing through the front door and are met by Hillary who's face really had gone purple for real.

"this is your doing Fumitory!"

"I know isn't it great?"

"Why won't this come off!" hillary pointed at the turd on her face

"It's permanent marker for skin I made it myself" Fumitory tipped her head to the side and laughed

Rei came up behind her laughing " you really captured Hillary's personality"

"why are you laughing? it happened to you too" Hillary screeched down Rei's ear.

"yeah but mine's cute"

"say's who?"

"them" Rei pointed outside where ton's of fan girls had gathered trying screaming "Rei's my Kitty!"

Fumitory ran outside and screamed back at them " no he's mine read the sign!" before spraying them with the garden hose.

Hillary dragged her back in and shook Fumitor hard shouting "look what you did to Kenny!" she pointed into the living room where Kenny was sitting in a corner hugging Dizzy and rocking backwards and forwards

"broke the precious we did!" Kai said howling with laughter Hillary slapped him round the face and Fumitory jumped on her back hitting her round the head until she passed out.

"well that was fun"

"what exactly have you two been up to all day."

"you know plunging and pillaging, the usual" Fumitory said

"we re routed whole streets with traffic cones so they ran in a continuous circle for three hours without an exit" kai explained

"you two are going to be arrested one day andf when you do... Kai are those braids in your hair?"

Kai's body whent stiff and he reached his hand up to his head "oh I forgot about those" Kai's eyebrow started twitching and both Rai and Fumitory cracked up.

"you didn't think he'd get away with being to only one I never screw with did you?"

"no but I suppose you got off easy kai you don't have permanent marker all over you."

"no I have braids which I can't undo"

"I'll do it if you like" Rai offered which made Fumitory leap infront of Kai shouting "get away from him I have a plan!"

"oh and that would be?" kai asked getting suspicious. Fumitory dragged them both towards her, kai jumped away from her shouting "I'm not doing that!"

"awwwwww why not?" Fumitory looked at him with big puppy dog eyes which almost always worked

"that's not gonna work this time"

Fumitory let a single tear roll down her cheek which made him crack "Fine I'll do it but I want immunity from any prank from now on!"

"yeah whatever"

ME: Sorry bitches I can't be arsed going any further I'm leaving it on a cliff hanger review with your guesses of what's instore if you get it right you get a cookie! .. Happy Halloween... oh that's right I might do a special for Halloween hmmmmmm gimmie ideas for it and we shall see because it's Fumitory's b-day on Halloween too so I really should do a special... oh well the next half of this chapter will be a bit longer but a lot more will happen, I'ma stop rambling now

Max: YAY COOKIES! starts eating

Fumitory(big puppy eyes aigain): I want cookies KAI GET ME COOKIES!

Kai (hits max and steals cookies)

Rai:... whatever review and update nya! .