The Evil Random Pink Bunnies of Doom.
By Mikomi Hatake
Chapter 4: Attack of the bunnies! Part 2
This chapter is dedacated to Yuna-chan, because I love you...in a non-sexual way...or it it?..oh well, I still love you.
Disclaimer: I don't Naruto, but I would give anything to own Kakashi, He will be mine!
Reviews!
Dark Mimiru-chan: ....penguin....
irukapooka: Randomness rules!
Metalicgal: Randomness still rules!
SoraOokami: ssshh...don't tell everyone how to get rid of the bunnies.
Sakura: Yes..poor toilet-chan
jagonseeker : Lol.
Danny-171984: You allready lost your sanity
Yuna: This chapter is for you.
Mikomi Hatake: Yay, I'm stupid!
"The Bunnies Talking"
"Normal Talking"
Thinking
The Evil Random Bunnies of Doom
Shudder.
Hop. Hop. Hop.
"Naruto run!"
"You don't have to tell me twice!" Naruto ran out of Kakashi's house and down the street, yeling as loud as he could, "The Evil Random Pink Bunnies of Doom are headed this way!" All the random villagers stopped to look at the stupid boy that was running through the streets. "The bunnies are..." Someone grabbed Naruto and pulled him into a dark alley, a hand clamped around his mouth. Naruto bit down on the hand.
"Ow...It's me dobe."
"Hey what are you doin' Sasuke?" Naruto asked.
"Trying to get you to shut up."
"Why?"
"Because the more people that know about the bunnies, the more danger we're in."
"What do you mean? How are they dangerous?"
Sasuke looked around him before answering the blond boy. "They can read minds. They know what were thinking."
"How do you know they can read minds?" Sasuke thrust a peice of paper at Naruto
'We are going to take over Earth, there is no stopping us, there is no escaping, we know your every move, and your every thought, because we are the evil random bunnies of doom.'
"Well if they can read minds they know that you told me about their abbility to read minds."
"I put up a barrier, the brain waves can't travel in or out of the invisible dome." It was then when Naruto noticed that Sasuke was holding up a barrier. "Oh..."
"Dobe."
"Baka"
"Scardy Cat."
"Hey! Your not to bring that up!" Naruto yelled, he knew Sasuke would bring up the incident, the evil, horrible...painfull experience.
"So. Lets go warn Kakashi about the bunnies." Sasuke dropped the barrier and ran out into the streets, on his way to Kakashi's house.
"Sasuke! Wait up!" The blond boy chased the black haired boy through the streets. "Sasuke!" The villagers stopped and watched as Naruto chased Sasuke through the streets. "Wait up!"
"Well than hurry up, dobe!"
When the two reached Kakashi's house all they saw was a huge pile of rubble.
"Kakashi, what happened to your house!?" Naruto yelled pointing to the silver haired jonin's former house.
"What dose it look like dobe, it was the evil random pink bunnies of doom." Sasuke replied. Kakashi nodded.
"Oh...Did they get the ramen!?" Kakashi searched through the rubble that was his kitchen.
"If the whole house looks like this what makes you think the Ramen surived..." Kakashi yelled and both the boys came running, "What happened Kakashi-Sensei!?" Kakashi held up a packet of ramen from onder a pile af junk.
"Look ramen!" Kakashi and Naruto did a funny dance and sang the ramen song.
"Bakas we have to hurry up and stop the bunnies before they take over the world." A strange sound filled the heads of the three ninjas. It was the bunnies.
"Foolish humans we know that you will try to stop us, but if you try and stop us your dear friend, who goes buy the name Sakura, will suffer, so do not try and stop us."
"They have Sakura!"