The Evil Random Pink Bunnies Of Doom
By: Mikomi Hatake
Chapter 7: Stupid Sakura
Disclaimer: I, Ed, only own the Evil Pink Bunnies Of Doom. (TERPBOD)
A/N: Sorry it's been such a long time since I last updated. I've been dealing with a lot of crap these past few months. My boyfriend broke up with me, and I haven't found the inspiration to start writhing again.
"People talking"
'Thoughts'
"The bunnies talking"
The Evil Random Pink Bunnies Of Doom:
Kakashi lay awake on his bed thinking of what the bunnies had said to him.
:Flashback: "You know, your Shungarian is useless against us. We are not an illusion, and we have only one weakness…":End Flashback:
"What could that one weakness be!?"
"We will never tell you."
"Yeah you will never find out that water is our only weakness."
"Hey, you told him!"
"Oops…"
"Baka…"
"Water!" Kakashi hopped out of bed and ran to Naruto's house, in his blue boxers. He swung open the blond haired boy's door, and saw Naruto…
Sasuke sat alone at the Ramen Bar eating miso ramen. His pink cat was at his feet eating catnip ramen.
"Meow."
"Stupid cat."
The pink cat attacked Sasuke.
"Owie…"
Kakashi saw Naruto sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos.
"What are you doing!?" Kakashi yelled.
"Hey, this is my house, I can do what I want." The blond boy yelled.
"True."
"I need a name for this stupid cat." Sasuke said to the old guy at the Ramen Bar.
"How about Pinky." He replied.
"How about not."
"Fang?"
"Nein."
"Cujo?"
"He's a cat."
"Cat?"
"Cat! The pink cat!
Meow.
Naruto and Kakashi both sat naked in beanbag chairs eating cheetos.
Oh the possibilities.
Are they in the same beanbag chair?
Are they eating out of the same bag of cheetos?
Are they gonna do 'it'?
Yes.
Fart.
Kakashi did 'it'.
"Ewie, that's gross! That's my pink beanbag chair."
"Sorry."
"No your not."
"You know what, I'm not." Kakashi laughed.
"Baka."
"No ramen for a week."
"Okae, I'll be good."
"Cat the Cat." The old guy at the Ramen Bar laughed.
"What's so funny about it?"
"Nothing."
"Oh."
A guy came on the screen of Naruto's big screen TV. He looked at Naruto, then at Kakashi. "Are you sitting naked in a beanbag chair eating cheetos?" Kakashi and Naruto nodded. "Well…" All of a sudden the TV went blank and a pink bunnie appeared on the screen.
"Don't you want your Sakura?" The bunnie asked.
Naruto shook his head, "I like being naked in a beanbag eating Doritos."
"Cheetos."
"What he said."
Meow.
The cat took off running.
"Cat, come back!" Sasuke yelled.
Meow. (No)
"Please come back?"
Meow. (Never)
Yank.
The cat got caught on the pink leash with bells.
"Baka neko." (Stupid cat)
Meow. (Stupid Sasuke)
The cat attacked Sasuke.
"Owie…"
A/N: As I have said before, I am so sorry that this hasn't been updated. I will try not to let this happen ever again.
-Ed