Chapter 469.
"The attack of Hank and Hawk."
- In collaboration with Avenger44.
(The Loud House.)
February 4, the sun is looking good and sunny and there hasn't been any snow for the past week since the winter is coming to a close and school is done for the day, and some of the louds are back home, but one loud is getting ready for an awesome day with his special lady and that person, or preteen is Lincoln Loud.
The snow-haired boy puts on something nice to wear for his date day at the park, even though it is Thursday. Still a nice day to have some fun. Lincoln is wearing: An orange jacket, white shirt inside, blue jeans, white with red and blue stripped sneakers and he brought his wallet with him, just in case.
Lincoln then leaves his room and he heads down the stairs and he sees that Lisa and Lily are in the living room. "See you girls later." Lincoln goes over and he hugs Lisa and Lily and kisses their cheek.
Lily giggles from this and Lisa smiles. "Go now Lincoln, you wouldn't want Jordan to be waiting for you too long."
Lincoln nods and he heads out of the house, leaving Lisa to think. 'I have this odd feeling that something bad is going to happen, but not towards Lincoln and Jordan.'
Outside, Lincoln heads into Sam's car and his rocker sister is already in there. "Ready to go and see my lady, Sam."
Why Sam? Luna still can't drive and so Luna asked Sam if she can drive him there, also Sam has to meet with Luna and the band at Mazzy's house for some rehearsals.
"Alright little dude, let's ride!" Sam starts the engine and they drive off to wherever Lincoln has to meet up with his girlfriend, Jordan Rosato.
(Ketcham Park.)
Lincoln comes out of Luna's car and he makes his way through the park and looks for the girl he's supposed to meet and surely he sees her. Lincoln is amazed at her attire.
Jordan's attire: A yellow sundress that has blue flower patterns and reaches to her knee length, brown shoes and no socks this time and she applied some eye liner and blush to look pretty.
Lincoln smiles at how amazing she looks. "Hi Jordan. Ready for what this day has for us?"
Jordan giggles. "Oh you know it handsome. Whatever your plan is, I know it's gonna be awesome!"
Lincoln then kisses her cheek. "You look dang beautiful in that. Wore it for today didn't ya?"
Jordan giggles and kisses his cheek. "I did, since the day is sunny and we got no school work, so I went with what felt right and this felt right."
They both share a small kiss and then hold hands as they walk down the pathway.
But then their phones ring and they this important notification and this makes them less than happy.
"Breaking news, Juvenile Hall at Springfield, Illinois has broken into a riot and even though they said that Hank and Hawk were reported killed, it seems false because footage of them was last seen near a gas station in a disguise and with their faces easily recognized, the cops in Royal Woods are on high alert and all allied forces are on heavy patrol and ready to take them down."
Lincoln sighs. "Well, the trouble came at a very bad timing. Dang it!"
Jordan holds his hand and intertwines her fingers with his. "Linc, calm down. This may look bad, sure, but don't let it get to ya." She then whistles and Apollo, Raptor and Harrier fly down to them. "You think you boys can keep an eye out for them?"
She shows them the image of Hank and Hawk, all three avians nod and take to the skies. "See, they can have this covered and no way to heck are Hank and Hawk even gonna be smart enough to come out in the open and get beaten to a pulp."
Lincoln smiles. "So true, this day should be something for us to enjoy. If they do show up, then we can take care of them quickly." He then sees this other notification, and he smiles. "How about we try this on for the day?"
Jordan sees what the notification is and this makes her smile. "Well, this should be interesting."
"New double cheese and bacon belcher and for today only, the first 20 customers who come to the nearest Burpin' Burger will have their meal at a discount at 25% and free chocolate sundae, so come on down to the Burpin; Burger!."
"Let's get going before we become customer's number 21 and 22" said Jordan. They walk out of the park and they both race each other to the Burpin' Burger, and with the trio of avians watching from up above.
But where are the other eagles? All having a nice break at Tall Timbers Creek.
From the bushes Hank and Hawk see that Lincoln and Jordan have left and both of them are angry.
"Gosh dang it! Stupid Social media and cameras knowing us!" said Hank.
"Looks like we're gonna have to try and be sneaky this time" said Hawk. "There goes our plan to attack them out in the open."
"So, what do we do now?" asked Hank.
"Obviously we follow them, come on man" said Hawk. The duo carry the bush but then they trip. "What the heck did we…? What the heck is that?" They are confused at this odd looking plant that they tripped over.
It looks like a bell shaped plant but upside down and really big and it has eyes and two leave sot the side and one leaf covering its large….. Mouth. This is a Pokémon, and its name: Victreebel.
The large plant Pokémon opens its mouth and engulfs them in its jaws and the two boys panic and run around and fall into the pond, and the Victreebel lets them go and goes back into the bushes to sleep.
Hank and Hawk surface from the lake. "Well, this went bad early" said Hank. He pushes away a Squirtle next to him.
(Burpin' Burger.)
Lincoln and Jordan are already inside and they made it before anyone else came in and it turns out, they also get something else for being the first of the 20 customers.
They get some cheese fries and free soda for drinks, now that is awesome!
Hank and Hawk see them through the window. "Alright man, this is it! Let's get em!"
They're about to go in and wearing their disguises, but then they get trampled by Lynn and her soccer team and with them is Annabelle C. McCann. As soon as the smoke clears, the duo are stuck on the ground like pancakes and have so many foot print marks all over them.
"Dude, was that girl Chandler's cousin that he spoke about?" asked Hank.
"No clue, I can't remember with my head throbbing. Ow" said Hawk.
Harrier, Apollo and Raptor see this, but they decide not to engage since they seem to be taking one heck of a beating.
Hank and Hawk are about to get up, but then the Royal Woods Middle School and High School team come in and run them over.
Then coming in are students from the 6th grade in elementary school, followed by some of the teachers and then we got the Varsity golf team and the Principals from all three schools.
The coming I next are the cheer leaders and the High School seniors and members of the Royal Woods High School and Middle School marching band, then coming in is the Middle School soccer team.
Hank and Hawk slowly crawl way from the place. "Dude, maybe we should…. Wait at the park, chances they'll….. Be back there" said Hank.
"Yeah, they do have this dumb date after all. Man this hurts" replied Hawk.
"If you get hurt, then I feel like hurt man" said Hank.
Both of them drag themselves away from the Burpin; Burger and make their way to the park, Ketcham Park and wait for Jordacoln there.
The three avians can tell that these two are gonna have one heck of a beat down and it's not gonna be pretty too.
(Montage.) – This is gonna hurt, a lot.
After some nice lunch at the Burpin' Burger, Lincoln and Jordan did go back to the park and they both spend some time walking around.
Hawk tries to get them with the sack, but then he trips over a tail and that tail reveals to be a Seviper and the boy is now being strangled by this snake-like Pokémon.
They spot Lincoln and Jordan at the bench they first met, and so Hank tries to put them in the sack, but it gets awkward when he sees them making out and so he backs away slowly, only to bump into a large flower that is actually a Vileplume and he gets sleepy from its spores.
Hank and Hawk are now on a tree branch and they spot Lincoln and Jordan headed towards their position, they're about to go down and grab them. But something wraps them up in a cocoon and begins to beat them up, they ran into a lot of Wormadam.
Hank and Hawk see Lincoln and Jordan by the lake and so they begin to attack, but they get run over by a herd of Mareep and those sheep-Pokémon are sparking with electrify and all of them are being rallied by Liam. We can't have them herding in the park and he knows where to put them in the farm.
Hank sees the young couple taking a selfie and he plans to attack them, but only to have his foot stuck in a hole. He frees himself and is confronted by the ones who made the hole, a large colony of Patrat. What happens next, is all too painful.
Hawk then sees the young couple underneath the tree and enjoying each other's company, and so he tries to attack only to go face-to-face with a Phantump and the little grass and ghost type controls him to dig a hole and plant some flowers and Hank watches at what his friend is doing.
The two thugs see Lincoln and Jordan taking a nice stroll near the trees and so Hank and Hawk ready to throw some rocks at them, but then they see they accidently grabbed some fruit and then they're surrounded by Pikipek and get attacked for stealing what they harvested.
Hank and Hawk try again with the sack and this time Lincoln and Jordan are leaning onto each other as they snooze near a tree. But then Gretchen's Yamper runs past them and gives them one heck of a thunderbolt and so both thugs walk away and hit the lake to cool down.
(End montage!) – That had to hurt!
With the day almost done, Hank and Hawk are exhausted and beat up. "Dude, maybe we should call it quits" said Hank.
"Hang on, one more plan." Hawk gets up and he pulls out the camouflage suits. "We can use this and get the drop on em and maybe those weird animals won't notice us."
"or you guys can just stop now." the duo turn around and see Lincoln, Jordan, Luna, Sam and the eagles and the two large avian Pokémon looking at them sternly. "We know what you guys have been doing and decided to leave you two be to the beat down you guys got" said Jordan.
"You guys better think of a better plan before something else happens" said Luna.
Hank and Hawk didn't wanna go through this again. "Oh forget it." They both go forward with their hands in front of them. "We surrender."
This surprises them. "Really? Just like that?"
Hank and Hawk nod. "This isn't worth it anymore. This town is too much and I think we'll take our jail time instead. It was a mistake coming here and trying to get revenge" said Hank.
"So not worth it and everything hurts, so much" said Hawk.
Lincoln and the others look to each other and then to the two boys. "Okay then, we're gonna have to wait for the cops."
"Let's hope you two learned something from this and didn't make anyone else angry" said Sam.
Hank and Hawk nod. "We did miss, and we're not gonna make the same…." They then see some Squirtle looking at them and one of them has tears and a lump on his head and yells at the duo. "Oh no."
Jordan looks at them. "What did you two do?!"
Then the water from the lake rises and they are all shocked to see a Blastoise emerge. The little Squirtle goes over and tells him what happened and the large turtle is angry and looks to the two thugs and is locked and loaded to beat them up for hurting one of his own.
Lincoln, Jordan, Luna, Sam and the eagles all point to the tow boys. Hank and Hawk beg on their knees. "Please don't."
The Blastoise roars and goes after them with the rest of the Squirtle squad.
Hank and Hawk run for their lives to avoid this, then the cops show up and see this happening. "They did something stupid didn't they?" asked Officer Schoffner.
They all nod and just watch and wait for this to end. One things for sure, Hank and Hawk have learned their lesson and they're never coming back to Royal Woods, ever again.
To be continued…..
A/N: That was funny, and they aren't gonna be trouble anymore. Thank you "Avenger44" for the idea and concept and I just decided to let the Pokémon beat the crud out of their devious plan, it is February after all. Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
Date made: 1/13/2021.