Chapter 499.
"Baby sitting, Casagrandes."
(The Loud House.)
March 6. Things seem, kinda quiet in the Loud House, like literally quiet. The only inhabitants there are Lincoln Loud and Jordan Rosato. But where are the other Louds?
Lily is with Michelle Lewis and Rita Loud, they're gonna do a medical checkup for the little girl, and then she's gonna spend some time with baby Lucas at Ketcham Park.
Lynn Sr is at the restaurant and he is booked with a birthday party there and Luan is coming in to help be the entertainment alongside Benny and Giggles.
Lana and Lola are having a playdate at Meli Ramos house, but they're not the only ones. Lisa is having the same thing at Darcy's house.
Lynn Jr has to go and do another baseball practice, alongside Margo, Paula, Annabelle, Jill and of course, the new star pitcher Liam Honicutt.
Luna is at Sam's place and they're getting all the stuff and songs ready for the upcoming Royal Woods spring Music Festival next month.
Leni is obviously at her internship at the mayor's office, she went there after her work at Reiningers and she has been given the role of being the Mayor's adviser in solutions and ideas, talk about a promotion.
We all know Lori is in college, but now she's at Great Lakes City having a date with Bobby.
The rest of their friends all have their own plans for today, especially Jordan's brother Ryan who is having a date with Gretchen at Giovanni-Chang's, and Hope is having a chat with Delilah about the upcoming Bald Eagle Festival. They got a lot to get ready for Spring break.
So, Lincoln and Jordan have the house for themselves, alongside the pets and of course the eagles. Well, it's only Patriot and Valkyrie with them, since the other eagles are out doing something else.
Lincoln enters the living room and he places the bowl of popcorn onto the table and another bowl for the pets and then he looks to Jordan. "So, what's the word on the whole giant worm that ate Selena Williams the other day? Anything from your godfather?"
Jordan drinks her soda. "Yeah, they caught the worm which is actually called a Graboid and they killed it before it multiplied into more than one unholy monster. As for Selena Williams? She's gone, like she is never ever coming back."
Lincoln doesn't seem surprised by this. "Well, even though I think she needs to be sent someplace locked up for being all racist and mean and junk. A part of me thinks she definitely deserves that fate, to be eaten and to never, ever come back. She's just….. Just so rude and horrible."
Jordan can tell that Selena Williams did get under his skin and ticked him off. "I can't blame ya Linc, she has been one hell of an annoyance and if she did linger longer in our town, then who knows what horrible stuff she would do. Heck, she thought she was the mayor, is she that dense?"
Lincoln sighs. "She seems more delusionally insane than…" They hear a knock on the door. "Who the heck could that be?"
"Are your sisters done with their own stuff today?" asked Jordan. She and the white=haired kid get off the couch and go to the door to see who it is.
"I don't think so" replied Lincoln. He goes over to open the door. "They wouldn't be home anytime soon due to how long it would take for them to finish up and I know dad and Luan will be longer than expected. It is one big and long birthday party."
Lincoln opens the door, and the duo are surprised to see who it is. "Carlos and Frida?"
It is the married couple: Carlos Casagrande and his wife Frida Casagrande and with them are their three sons: Carl, CJ and Carlitos, but what seems odd is that the three boys don't seem amused and to the fact Carlos is dressed like he's ready to fly in a plane.
"Umm, what the heck re you guys doing all the way here and not in Great Lakes City?" asked Jordan. She then looks to Carlos. "Also, what's with the Fly boy get up?"
Frida chuckles nervously. "Hola, Lincoln and Jordan. Are any of your older sisters around?"
Lincoln could tell something is up and it seems centered around Carl, CJ and Carlitos. "Why?"
Carlos then tells them. "Well, you do know that today is our Wedding Anniversary, and Frida got me a chance to fly an old World War 2 plane which is actually called the…"
"I don't think we need to know that one" said Jordan. "And also explains the pilot get up. We can also tell this has something to do with babysitting those three, right?"
Frida sighs. "Yes, it is true. The familia are all busy with their own things. We don't have anyone else to baby sit them while we're off and we cannot let them anywhere near an airplane or they might cause some trouble."
Lincoln sighs. "That one I saw coming by a mile. But what about some friends in the apartment? Surely they would be glad to keep an eye on…" Then he puts the pieces of the puzzle together and recalls the issue when Ronnie Anne and Carlota were pranked by them. "The babysitters bailed out didn't they?"
Frida then tells them what happened. "We called Mr. Nakamura to take the job, and he even brought his dog Nelson, but then the boys broke into their vintage toys and then broke them. We also have to pay for the damages to his vintage toys, and that was not an easy pay."
Carlos says the next one. "Then we called Miranda and she said she would watch a movie with them and then she got scared when she said that the whole apartment and the boys turned into a… Horror move scene which Mirada couldn't handle."
Frida then says the next one. "They managed to get Mabel to not baby sit them, and it had something to do with a hot date of some sort. We had no one left to keep an eye on them, and so we recalled that Lori said that she and her sisters are the best babysitters in Royal Woods."
"So we went with that idea" replied Carlos. "Are they here? Please!" He goes down to his knees. "I'm begging you to tell us that they're here!" He really wants to go onto that plane.
Lincoln and Jordan know they're not gonna like this. "Sorry, but Luan, Luna and Leni went off with their own stuff to deal with and…."
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Carlos then falls to the ground and whimpers. They all back away from him, even the pets.
"Whoa! Calm down, Mr. Casagrande. Everything's not lost. You and your wife can still do the airplane ride, we can keep an eye on them" replied Jordan.
Carlos gets back up. "What?"
Frida is surprised by this. "What?!"
The three Casagrandes boys are also shocked. "What?!"
Frida goes towards them. "Kids, are you sure about this? I mean, you two are 13 and all, but I don't want anything bad to happen to your home, or the both of you."
Lincoln chuckles and crosses his arms. "Mrs. Casagrande, I live in a house with 10, well 9 sisters and I know how to handle all of them. This house was a chaos place way before and I still managed to jump, dodge, push and shove my way to make sure nothing bad or critical goes wrong."
"I know how to handle the same ordeals and plus, two years ago they let us baby sit some kids to make up for Junior's mistakes and we became the second resort in Babysitting. We can handle this" replied Jordan. "We're junior babysitters after all."
Carlos and Frida can tell that they have this determined responsibility in their eyes. "Well, if you two think you can do it, then alright then" said Frida.
"We don't wish to take payment, we'll do this for free" replied Lincoln.
Carl, CJ and Carlitos were surprised by this. Then Jordan goes over and picks up the baby. "Go on and have some fun you two."
Carlos grins. "Yes! Now we can go!" He races to the car and waits for his wife to come. He really, really wants to fly in that plane so badly. Wow!
Frida then goes to her kids. "Be good to Lincoln and Jordan, and don't even think about doing any trouble to this house or I swear you three will be grounded for more than two months, are we clear?"
The three boys sigh and nod. "Yes mom." Carlitos just babbles and nods.
Frida then kisses their cheeks and then she heads back to the car. "Have fun and be good!" they then drive off back to Great Lakes city, which could be a while.
Then Lincoln realizes something and asks Jordan. "Do we know that the allied outpost even has any old World War 2 plans that are flyable?"
Jordan recalls. "No, there are none. All of the aircraft there are advanced tech and meant for front line purposes." they then walk back into the house with the boys following them. "Alright, so we're in charge and even though CJ is a year older than us, we're still the babysitters, got it? Also, this isn't your house and if anything goes wrong, then the mess has to be fixed and cleaned up."
CJ nods. "Alright. We just wanted to fly in a plane."
Lincoln can tell that this seems like a familiar thing with Lola and Lana. This also brings back the ordeal with the hotel and they're parents.
"Guys, I get it. You three wanna have fun, but think about your parents. They wanna have this, well your dad mostly. The one thing I can tell, is that by the time that plane takes off, there's gonna be trouble and with three kids to look after, that could spell a major and very critical crash."
"He's right." Jordan let's Carlitos sit on the couch. "From what we know…" she then looks to Carl. "And from the experiences we had with one of you, the focus of your dad flying will be lost and the fun with it, and then things will spiral and I don't mean spiral into chaos."
CJ and Carlitos can see that they're right. Carl on the other hand. "Well, we can behave."
Lincoln looks to him sternly. "Might I remind you of the many times you never freakin' behaved and acted like some selfish no good perverted brat!"
The outburst from Lincoln was enough to be heard from Mr. Grouse and startle Carl. He backs up and cowers in fear.
Lincoln calms down and holds his hand, which works. She then looks to the boys. "Let your mom and dad have their wedding anniversary fun. Leave them be and one day, you boys will have that chance, just be patient, and good things are bound to come."
"Like the time Carl got tons of toys stuck in the house?" asked CJ.
Lincoln chuckles. "Yeah, that one is a Carl thing and not a you thing. CJ, I know you can behave, but at times you can be a bit…"
CJ nods. "Yeah, I guess I can be a bit overboard with my playtimes and I might make some bad stuff happen on the plane, but it's just so cool to fly in one. But you guys make a good point, and I'll be patient." He then picks up Carlitos. "Right little bro?"
Carlitos babbles and nods, which means he can wait too.
They all look towards Carl, and the boy sighs. "Fine… I won't do anything wrong. So what do we do now, babysitters?"
"Don't give us that attitude mister" said Jordan sternly. "You may act like some kid who wants what he wants, but know that we're the ones in charge and we have fought through way more tougher issues that you. You're just an obstacle, and a kid, not some returning foe who wants us dead."
"He and that damned parrot were the reason why I nearly died, even if it was an accident." Lincoln looks to the boy sternly and this gives Carl jitters seeing Lincoln and this shotgun glare.
Lincoln knew that Lori's motives of being in charge are kicking in. "Now, you guys can't cause any trouble or make a mess of the house, and so there's gonna be some rules and one of them is to stay away from the bedrooms of my sisters. Because if one of you even thinks about going in there, I am gonna lose it big time. Got it?"
CJ then speaks up. "Umm, I don't think I wanna do that. But, what if Carl needs to use the bathroom?"
Jordan smirks. "The pets can do that part and follow him up there." The pets all put on some shades and look to the boy sternly. The two eagles look to him with one heck of a glare, they really don't like him and they still remember what happened during Summer Vacation.
Carl sighs. "Alright fine."
"Good." Jordan then checks the TV and they see a documentary about trains, which keeps Carl occupied. "Huh, well that was fast." They then leave him be to his show and they let CJ keep himself occupied with something Lincoln found in the attic.
"Let's see if you can out this together." He hands the boy a ship in a bottle, but it hasn't been assembled. "I don't know where this came from and the ship parts are all here and…" He sees the ship in the bottle assembly is gone and CJ is in the dining room putting it together.
"Wow. That kid really likes pirate ships" said Jordan. She then picks up Carlitos. "And now for you, little buddy."
But the baby yawns and gets sleepy. "Well, looks like someone needs a nap." They head upstairs and they see that Lily's crib has not been moved yet, even though Lily has her own bed now, her crib is still there, just in case Lucas comes over.
They place Carlitos on the bed and keep the baby monitor onto him.
Lincoln and Jordan come down from the stairs and they see Carl is still occupied while eating the popcorn and drinking sodas and is loving the train documentary and CJ is still busy assembling the ship in the bottle.
"We make dang good babysitters" replied Jordan.
"Because we had some pretty dang good role models." Lincoln looks to the pictures of Lori, Leni, Luna and Luan on the wall by the stairs. "They really know how to motivate us to be responsible."
"Dang right." Jordan kisses his cheek and the duo head to the dining room to see how CJ is doing, now all they have to do is keep an eye on these three boys and wait for Carlos and Frida to come back.
At least they didn't go with their parents and waited by the runway of where the plane would be, otherwise who knows what could've happened.
(Somewhere outside of Saginaw.)
We now go to this stolen RV, and within it are four girls and each of them are ticked off at what happened to them, long ago. But who are these girls?
Karen Houseman – She literally escaped and ran off from her private school in Davidson City, Marquette and she has been one tough and unchangeable force of nature. She's been bullying, being mean, rude and unruly to everyone and even the teachers, then someone came and got her out of there. A friend she never thought she'd ever see ever again.
Attire: She ditched her school uniform and is now wearing a white long sleeve t-shirt, black sleeveless leather jacket, indigo plaid skirt and black shorts underneath, black leather fingerless gloves, gray socks and black sneakers.
She's even sporting some black eye-shadow and has a bandage on her cheek and her hair seems to be cut to only each her neck. Yeah, Karen Houseman changed a lot for that long.
Regina Westwind – She bailed out of her public school in Cassopolis, Berrien and she hasn't made any friends and continued with her damned attitude and even threatened to run for student body president which got her into detention so many times. So, she ran away and met up with some old gal pals.
Attire: Dark green –shirt with a black crop top, indigo shorts and pink socks and black shoes and a pink hairpin the shape of a unicorn. She also has her right arm wrapped in bandages after trying to survive in the wilds before she met her friends again. She is not an outdoors person.
Chastity Higgins – straight out of an attempted run away from her public school and life in Cheboygan City, Cheboygan. She managed to find a way to run away and meet up with some old friends to exact some wide eyed revenge.
Attire: A yellow plaid jacket, pink shirt, gray skirt with black leggings and red socks, brown shoes and her hair is now a ponytail and she has a bandage under her chin. She got into a fight, a lot of fights at school.
Last but not least, the boss of the Rich and mean girls posse:
Leslie Silver – She managed to escape her private school. How? Blackmailed the other girls by posting pics she got of them in their underwear and so they helped her escape, but not without knocking them out and leaving them hanging by their underwear at their bedroom windows which is helluva embarrassing.
She has a plan, she knows what to do and she's got one motive, and it's still the same… To get her hands on Lincoln Loud and end Jordan Rosato, once and for all. Then, lay claim to Royal Woods and all of Michigan. Though, she needed her posse back, and so she went to find them, all of them.
Oh right, she also wants revenge on Gretchen Warwick and Hope Pertland, mostly Hope.
Attire: An orange and black blouse with white stripes on the sides and a sleeveless brown jacket with silver decals on the shoulders, light blue skirt, white socks and black slip-on shoes. Her hair remains the same, but she wears a moth-shaped hair pin.
Leslie walks into the RV and sees her friends all looking to her and she smiles. "Alright girls, time for us to have a little payback!" She closes the door and they discuss the plan once again.
Royal Woods, Louds and Rosato's watch out: The Rich and mean girl posse are back!
To be continued…
A/N: A whole new outcome from the Casagrandes episode "Flight Plan" and it looks like…. Oh god! She's back! Leave a review and tell me what you all think.
"Vasmasdas1" "Avenger44", what the hell have you brought to me?! Either way, this is gonna be one epic chapter 500!
I have noticed not much into Spells and Louds lately with reviews and such, and so I think I'll be sending it back to the Loud House Fanfiction section and removing it from the Crossover sector. What do you guys think?
Date made: 2/13/21.