Through the Times

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Nanatsu no Taizai is owned by Nakaba Suzuki and Studio Deen
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Many thanks to those who read and reviewed this fic. I really appreciated it and this gave me inspiration to work on the next chapter and here, the story advances further as you get to see what has happened to Meliodas and his comrades…as they are attempting to adjust to their current surrounding…

And now more hilarious moments are about to commence…as the group are now going out of the Sanctum and explore the city of Scotland's capital and central business district…which the gang are about to encounter much more unwanted and unintentional shenanigans…especially once they went to various parts of the city…

Well then, read on and enjoy!

Ch. 27: Seiiki no soto no ryokō part 5

As the group is leaving, the motorist are annoyed that the truck is blocking the road and shouted for the driver to move his truck, unaware that the truck driver is at a nearby park and is still dazed and knocked out. The motorists honked their horns to get the driver's attention yet nothing happened which further annoyed the motorists.

"Hey!"

"Move the truck!"

"You're blocking the road!"

"Move it, you asshole!"

"You're causing a traffic!"

"Someone call the cops!"

"I'm going to kill him!"

"Would someone do something?"

King is seen trying to calm a pissed-off Diane, as she felt violated after a stranger made a pass on her by tapping her buttock in public, and there Gowther tells King to try it on Diane, as he assumed that if someone she likes does that, she won't be pissed off since King is already familiar with Diane and vice versa, causing King to blush while imagining himself tapping Diane's buttocks.

However, Diane overheard it and smacked King and Gowther on their heads, while bringing out her mallet, threatening to hit them if they make another suggestion like that again, causing King to panic and assured to her that he won't try that to her like what the truck driver did minutes ago, which did little to calm a seething Diane down.

"Want me to hit you?"

"C-calm down, Diane...!"

"You idiot for a fairy…!"

"I'm just kidding…honest…!"

"Grr…"

"I won't do that…really…"

"…"

"Ah-ha-ha-ha…"

As Elizabeth looks on, Meliodas got a naughty thought and gently tapped his hand on Elizabeth's buttock, causing her to squeal while Meliodas smirked naughtily as he gets to do something naughty for a change, but Wong smacked Meliodas on the head and reminded him not to do something risqué while in public, as not only will it attract unwanted attention, but will also put them in trouble.

Wong pointed a thumb behind them and there he saw some pedestrians gawking at what they saw, and commented that Meliodas is such a PERVERTED MINOR, unaware of his true age given that he looked like a younger boy, and feel sympathy for Elizabeth for being subjected to such treatment.

"Goodness…"

"Such a pervert…"

"I feel sorry for him…"

"Are the youth today so brazen…"

"Is he neglected by his parents…"

"Perhaps he is born a lecher…"

"That boy ought to be punished…"

"Indeed…"

King and Diane sweat-dropped at seeing and hearing the reactions of the pedestrians and whispered to Meliodas to stop doing naughty things as they might get into situations that would cause them a lot of potential problems, which Meliodas just nodded, promising to BEHAVE HIMSELF.

Wong then gave him a steel glare and told the Nanatsu no Taizai leader to behave himself as he said that they had enough problems today, and Meliodas smiled sheepishly while Elizabeth blushed in embarrassment as the group went off, leaving the truck parked in the middle of the road as angry motorists are honking their horns and demanded that the truck be moved to the side as it is already causing a monstrous traffic, and cops came and are baffled as to where the truck driver is, not knowing that he was thrown at a nearby park and is currently knocked out.

"Huh? Where's the driver?"

"I don't see him anywhere…"

"Damn…"

"Did he left his truck on purpose…?"

"We better find him…"

"Yeah…"

"Better call the towing service…"

"Right…"

-x-

A few minutes later the group came across a drive-thru of a McDonald's restaurant, and there King and Diane blinked their eyes as they saw a few vehicles forming a line as the driver is speaking with a speaker box where he is telling someone his order, which the speaker's voice acknowledge the driver's order, and made sure that everything is received.

"And so your order is…"

"A Big Mac with Large Fries and a Coke."

"Are those your orders?"

"Yes."

"Any addition…?"

"No."

"That will be 56 Pound Sterlings, sir. Please come forward."

"Okay."

King and Diane blinked their eyes as they observe the scene in front of them with Ban and Gowther joining in, and they are curious as to what is going on, as this is the first time seeing something like a speaker box and a female voice coming from it, and wondered if a certain sorcery is involved, as they never encountered something before, due to the group being unaware and unfamiliar with this world's technology.

"Did you…see that…?"

"Yeah…"

"A voice…coming from that…object…"

"Is this some kind of sorcery trick…?"

"Don't know…"

"King…"

"Maybe it's a magic box or something…"

"Probably an elf is hiding in there…"

Meliodas joins in and asked what the others are doing, and after being told, the group saw the next car stopped in front of the speaker box and the driver spoke and gave his order, which the Nanatsu no Taizai members observe the scene as they are curious as to what kind of conversation they are having, and determine if magic is involved or not.

"And so your order is…"

"A Big Mac with Large Fries, a Crispy Chicken Sandwich, a McSpaghetti and a Coke."

"Are those your orders?"

"Yes."

"Any addition…?"

"No."

"That will be 88 Pound Sterlings, sir. Please come forward."

"Okay."

As the driver moved towards a window where the food would be given and to have the transaction made, King, Diane and Gowther lean forward, wondering what the speaker box is made of and how it was able to make a conversation with a stranger, which Diane wondered if a wizard is hiding there, which King seemed to agree as there is no way that a voice came out there out of the blue.

Meliodas, grinned as a foolish idea popped into his head and stood in front of the speaker box and appeared to make a conversation, and as the voice from the speaker box spoke, assuming it is another customer, Meliodas then began engaging PERVERTED CONVERSATIONS, which King and Diane stared wide-eyed, as they realize what foolishness Meliodas is doing.

"Good day, sir. May I have your order?"

"You alluringly, miss…"

"Huh?"

"Are you free today?"

"Um…sir, I..."

"I would like to touch your BOOBS and your BOTTOM…"

"What was that?"

"Hee-hee-hee…"

King and Diane grappled Meliodas and told him to knock it off as he is attracting trouble with the perverted comments he is making and tried to pull him away, but Meliodas playfully pleaded to his comrades to let him stay as he wanted to try more EXPERIMENTAL comments to gauge a reaction, as he finds himself having a bit of fun.

But King and Diane told him to knock it off or Wong is going to give them a mouthful of sermon for causing trouble as they said that they promised to behave themselves while in a foreign world, and told Meliodas to behave himself after the stunt he did to Elizabeth a few minutes ago.

"Meliodas…"

"Knock it off already!"

"But…I'm having fun…"

"You can't!"

"Wong will scold us for sure!"

"Aw…can't I..."

"No!"

"Don't!"

Meliodas then made SEXUALLY-MADE comments, which seemingly bordered on INDECENT PROPOSAL, and the person's voice at the speaker box is pissed and threatened to call the police and sue Meliodas for SEXUAL HARASSMENT, which her voice on the speaker box got louder and louder, which eventually attracted Wong's attention.

"How about you and me…some place…private…"

"Look sir, I..."

"Just the two of us…where I can touch your BOOBS...make them soft yet hard…"

"What was that, you pervert?!"

"Your two rounded bottoms…and the FLOWER in front of you…I would love to take a scent…"

"You maniac! You damn sex maniac!"

"Don't be restrained by your inhibitions…come with me and I'll satisfy you…"

"You damn sex maniac! I'll kill you!"

Elizabeth saw and heard this and approached Meliodas and urged him to stop, saying that he somewhat offended someone and there she spoke to the speaker box and apologized, saying that she and the others would leave at once, which seemed to appease the person speaking on the speaker box, and both King and Diane sighed in relief.

But Meliodas then spoke to the speaker box and offered to do a THREESOME with him and Elizabeth, which sparked a fury from the person at the speaker box, and both King and Diane were dismayed at what their comrade just did and began to pull him away from the speaker box, where you can hear the female staff member making some threatening words while her co-worker is calming her down.

"That's it! I'm going to kill him!"

"Calm down!"

"But you heard it! The pervert is making an indecent proposal!"

"He is just probably a prankster…so…"

"Where's my shotgun? I'm going to kill him!"

"No! Don't!"

"I'm going to kill that blasted sex maniac!"

"Just calm down!"

Elizabeth blushed and urged Meliodas to stop, saying that she feels bad at the person he just offended, and it seemingly worked as he stopped his antics, which King and Diane sighed in relief, just as Ban came and told Meliodas to knock it off as they still have errands to run and that they wouldn't want Wong to get upset, which the others nodded in agreement.

But then Meliodas spoke at the speaker box and asked the person if she wants to have a ONE-TIME, ONE-NIGHT STAND with him, once more sparking fury from the female co-worker and said that she is coming out and SHOOT HIM DOWN with a shotgun, which her fellow co-worker tried to pacify her, and their voices are heard from speaker box which was very loud for other passerby to hear

"That's it! I'm going to kill him! I had enough!"

"EEEEKKK! Calm down!"

"But you heard it! The pervert is treating me like a prostitute! And I'm offended!"

"He is just probably a prankster…so…"

"Where's my shotgun? I'm going to kill him! And don't try to stop me!"

"No! Don't!"

"I'm going to kill that blasted sex maniac if it's the last thing I do!"

"Just calm down!"

King, Diane, Elizabeth and Ban stared wide-eyed at hearing this and began to forcefully grab Meliodas and pull him away from the speaker box, telling him that he has put everyone in trouble and said that they are going to leave before more trouble brew and told him to behave himself from this point on, as his antics are causing problems for everyone.

A few cars are lining up at the drive-thru and saw what happened, and after hearing what Meliodas said, they berated the group and branded them as delinquents and shouted, telling them to take their PERVERTED antics elsewhere or they are going to call the police and have the Nanatsu no Taizai members arrested for sexual harassment and other charges.

"Hey!"

"Move it, you punks!"

"You're blocking the drive-thru!"

"Move it, you asshole! You're just harassing the food crew!"

"You're causing a disturbance!"

"Someone call the cops!"

"We got delinquents here!"

"Would someone do something?"

To Be Continued...

Hope you liked this chapter, as comedy abound which the Nanatsu no Taizai members came across a McDonald's drive-thru which they witnessed how a driving customers take its orders, and Meliodas made a foolish experiment which caused quite a trouble for the group…

And the situation intensified in a hilarious way as Meliodas made some INDECENT PROPOSAL comments which made King and the others worried and tried to get him away from the speaker box…

Preview:

The next chapter continue the financial district tour arc as Wong decided to take the Nanatsu no Taizai members inside a popular mall…with some comedic results…right after the McDonald's situation stabilizes…

See you in eight weeks…

Reviews are welcomed, but needed…