To the rude reviewer: I may be an idiot, but I'm an idiot that can delete your reviews. That's right, you're my bitch.
(Kain is standing in the kitchen; he looks from a box of frozen waffles to the microwave)
Kain: Uh….SELENE!
Selene: (From the other room) WHAT?
Kain: HOW DO YOU MAKE FROZEN WAFFLES?
Selene: PUT THEM IN THE MICROWAVE!
Kain: OKAY!...SELENE!
Selene: WHAT?
Kain: HOW DO YOU OPEN THE MICROWAVE?
Selene: PUSH THE BUTTON!
Kain: WHAT BUTTON?
Selene: THE BLACK ONE!
Kain: OKAY!...SELENE!
Selene: (Annoyed) WHAT?
Kain: THEY'RE ALL BLACK!
Selene: (Stomps into the kitchen, grabs the waffles out of Kain's hand and puts them into the microwave, turns it on.)
Kain:…..All you had to do was-
Selene: SHUT UP! (Walks away)
Kain: Selene!
Selene: What?
Kain: Where's the blood?
-Meanwhile somewhere in Vorador's mansion-
Vorador: Holy monkey thongs!
Umah: What?
Vorador: Do you realize we haven't been on a date in over a hundred years?
Umah: Yep.
Vorador: Why haven't you told me?
Umah: I've told you. I tell you every day.
Vorador: I don't listen to you, you know that!
Umah: (Rolls her eyes)
Vorador: I should take you someplace nice for our anniversary tonight!
Umah: Really? Where?
Vorador: Hooters!
Umah: (Slaps him)
Vorador: What? We met at Hooters!
-Meanwhile, at the sanctuary kitchen-
(Kain and Selene are eating half frozen waffles at the table.)
Kain: So.
Selene: Yep.
Kain: Uh huh.
Selene: Do you have anything planned tonight?
Kain: No.
Selene: Are you sure?
Kain: Why would I?
Selene: Because today might be a special day….
Kain: Christmas already?
Selene: (Rolls her eyes)
Kain: Halloween?
Selene: No.
Kain: Cheese-day?
Selene: You just made that up.
Kain: What?
Selene: (Sigh) Nothing. (Gets up and walks away)
Kain: (Confused) What? Where are you going?
Selene: I'm gonna call Michael. If he picks up the phone, I haven't seen him since the wedding.
Kain: Uh…..
Selene: Have you seen him?
Kain: (Thinks hard).
/Flashback/
(Michael wakes up chained to a wall in the sanctuary dungeon)
Michael: Selene?
Kain: Wrong!
Michael: Kain!
Kain: Hell yeah! I've got a present for you. (Opens the door)
Michael: Where's Selene? What is this-….oh God.
Janos: (Dressed in a leather thong and bra)
Michael: What the hell?
Janos: (Lisping) Oh Mikey! I've got a surprise for you!
Michael: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kain: Muhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
/End Flashback/
Kain: Nope, can't recall.