Episode #18: The Welcome Home Fireworks

The first scene begins on a Monday morning during the last week of June as Ryan sits in his office at work, working on designs and totally lost in what he is doing. Startling him, there is a knock on his door. Assuming it is just his boss or another co-worker, he just raises his voice and calls out to them.

Ryan: (With a loud voice) Come in! (Surprising Ryan, Jane walks through his door, or at least attempts to, but her arms are loaded down with blueprints and a laptop case. When he sees her, he jumps up and runs to her, helping to unburden her of all the stuff she's carrying.) I'm so sorry, Mrs. Cooper. I just assumed you were one of the guys I worked with. What did they do, find out you were coming to see me and made you their errand girl?

Jane: (He has taken everything out of her arms now except her purse and she collapses onto his chair, laughing.) Girl, thank you for that you sweet boy. (Ryan rolls his eyes when he hears her call him a boy, but does not let her see it nor does he say anything about it.) I haven't been called a girl for probably a good 45 years. If I had to carry an armful of your things up to you everyday for you to call me that, I'd do it, no complaints. (He laughs with her and sits down in his chair, her remarks just registering in his mind.)

Ryan: My things? But my laptop was stolen and I haven't had that many blueprints since…

Jane: Since Trey took them, yes, I assumed as much, but they're yours.

Ryan: How…I mean, where….

Jane: (She laughs softly.) It's kind of a long story. Do you have time for me to tell you now?

Ryan: Sure, go ahead.

Jane: Well, I didn't find out about this until a few days before Caitlyn left, but everything was so hectic, as I assume you remember, getting all the paperwork sorted out, contacting the schools, setting up the bank account for her, not to mention packing everything up, anyway, I ended up forgetting about this stuff. But Caitlyn's gone now, and I suddenly find that I have a lot of free time on my hands, and I stumbled across the papers and computer when I was cleaning yesterday afternoon. I had put them away in a closet for safe keeping but then, like I said, forgot they were there.

Ryan: Okay, that's fine, I understand, but how did Caitlyn get them?

Jane: This is the part I'm not as sure about. She was hedging the truth some, I could see that she wasn't comfortable speaking about the topic, but she knew you would want this stuff back, so she broke down and told me the bare minimum of what I would need to know. (Ryan just kept watching her, nodding his head to tell her to go on.) I guess, after Trey was arrested, when Caitlyn was secretly drinking, she snuck out of the house and went to his apartment and had a mini break down. As she was going through it, I'm assuming she was destroying everything she could get her hands on, but she wouldn't confirm my suspicions, she found this stuff buried in one of his drawers and took them back with her. On her way out though, she saw Dan watching her and he began to chase her. She just barely beat him into a cab and then, by the time she got back to the house, was so upset she just hid everything and drank herself to sleep, blocking out the night. I don't know if this is everything they took or not, but it's all she had and she said it's all that Trey had in his apartment.

Ryan: (He is speechless for a moment and then smiles at Jane.) Thank you…thank you so much for bringing it back to me. The computer is not that important; it's replaceable, but some of those designs, well, they weren't.

Jane: I assumed so, and don't worry, in case any of them were private, I didn't peak.

Ryan: (He laughed.) No, that one is locked away in the Cohen's safe, but (He winked at her.) some day I promise you'll see it actualized. These ones were just important for sentimental reasons. A lot of them were my first real designs.

Jane: Well, for the first time in this whole situation, I feel as if I've done some good, so it made my trip up here worth it.

Ryan: Trust me, you've done a lot of good when it comes to Caitlyn, and Marissa, too, in a way, because she saw how well you treated her sister. That means more to her than you know. (She smiles up at him appreciatively.) Speaking of Caitlyn, how is she, glad to be home. We still haven't been able to get in touch with her.

Jane: She's been busy getting situated back into her old life, but she's on strict orders to call me everyday. (Ryan laughs.) She's doing well though, and yes, very happy to be home. She's been reconnecting with a lot of her old friends and doing a lot of unpacking.

Ryan: Do you think we'll be able to talk her into going to college out here after she has her senior year back home? I know Marissa would love to have her out here when we…. (His face turns red as he realizes what he was about to say to her Grandmother, but Jane just laughs it off, wavering her hand at his embarrassment.)

Jane: When you start your family, Ryan, there's no reason to be embarrassed about talking about that. I'm looking forward to being a Great-Grandma, even if it's only in theory.

Ryan: Marissa's coming around; you'll be involved in our kids' lives.

Jane: Well, I can't wait, and I know Sandy and Kirsten are even more anxious. If I tell you something, you can't tell them I told you. Every time Kirsten sees you two, she confessed to me she watches Marissa closely for signs, cravings, mood swings, subtle changes in her body. She pays so much attention to her, I wouldn't be surprised if Kirsten figures it out before Marissa does. (Ryan laughs.)

Ryan: They don't exactly push it, but there have been some comments here and there to make us know just how much they're looking forward to grandchildren. The fourth should be interesting. Kirsten will probably try to force Marissa to take it easy just in case.

Jane: I'd love to see Marissa's reaction! (She laughs just thinking about it.)

Ryan: Well, you will won't you? Can't you guys make it?

Jane: To what, dear?

Ryan: Oh, I'm sorry, Marissa and I just assumed that Kirsten already invited you. We're having a big party for the fourth this Sunday, and you're more than welcome to come, you, James, and Jimmy.

Jane: Marissa won't mind?

Ryan: She already thinks you're coming. I think she wants to talk to you about Caitlyn, drill you for information.

Jane: And she's alright with Jimmy being there.

Ryan: Not yet, but let's say they're moving in the right direction. No matter what, Marissa is a gracious hostess, and she would never turn him away. She would rather do what's right and invite him than not and look like the smaller person. (Jane laughs.)

Jane: And it won't ruin her day?

Ryan: Trust me, I'll make sure she's distracted. (He smirks up at her and Jane starts laughing loudly as she stands up. He stands up to say goodbye awkwardly, but she pulls him into a hug, patting his back.)

Jane: I don't think I've laughed this hard in a while. I might have to pop in from time to time to talk to you, Ryan. You cheered me right up. (She starts to walk out of the door, but turns around to speak to him one last time.) Oh, and we'll be there for the party, all dressed in our red, white, and blue. (Ryan waves one last time as she walks out the door, shutting it behind her. Without even thinking about it, he just goes right back to work. The scene fades out and ends.)

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The second scene begins in the kitchen of the apartment as Marissa cooks dinner and talks to Hayley via speaker phone. The camera shifts back and forth between the two women. Marissa is cooking stir-fry and, in preparation, is cutting vegetables, and Hayley, when the camera shows her, is sitting in her living room with packed, taped, and labeled boxes, all organized by the moving company, surrounding her. She is aimlessly flipping through the TV, though it's just something to keep her eyes and fingers occupied while she talks.

Hayley: You sound different; are you feeling all right?

Marissa: (She laughs.) Aren't I the one who's supposed to be asking you that? I'm fine though, just talking on speaker phone because I'm cooking.

Hayley: Oh Miss five star chef, what's on the menu tonight?

Marissa: Nothing special, just stir-fry, but it's a little hard to chop the vegetables when I have a phone in my hands so I'm multi tasking.

Hayley: Do you need to hang up?

Marissa: Oh, please, don't do that! You're saving me here. You have no idea how hot it is in this kitchen right now. Normally, I freeze, but I have the air cranked and I'm still sweating to death.

Hayley: Take your clothes off.

Marissa: Excuse me? (She is shocked.)

Hayley: If you're hot, take your clothes off. It's a simple concept. I thought you said that it's just you and Ryan now in the apartment, that Seth and Summer are in Newport, so what's the big deal?

Marissa: (She laughs.) The big deal is that if Ryan came home and found me cooking with my clothes off, you'd hear some things you wouldn't want to. We're not exactly what you'd call shy. (Hayley laughs.)

Hayley: Great! Thanks for the warning. At least I'll know what the noises are when you two wake me up in the middle of the night while I'm staying with you.

Marissa: So not funny! (After a pause, she laughs and takes off her shirt, leaving her in just a sports bra and shorts.)

Hayley: Now what are you laughing about?

Marissa: Nothing…I just partially followed your advice.

Hayley: Aw, so you're topless.

Marissa: And you're shameless, but no, I have a bra on.

Hayley: Still going to turn on Ryan. Speaking of which, how is the sex life?

Marissa: Hayley!

Hayley: What? It's been a long time since I had any, and it doesn't appear as if I'll be getting any in the near future either. Come on, please. I know this is kind of weird, but honestly, I don't think of Ryan like a nephew, and even if I did, Seth always shares his sex stories with me. It's kind of scary actually. Do you know they only have sex laying down in bed? How boring is that!

Marissa: (She laughs.) Boy do I know what you're getting for your birthday.

Hayley: Oh honey, I bought one of those years ago. Come on, confess. At least tell me you and Ryan and more adventurous?

Marissa: We are.

Hayley: So….

Marissa: Fine, but if I tell you any of this, you have to swear you will NEVER and I mean NEVER tell Seth or Summer or your sister.

Hayley: Please, Kirsten and I, we do not talk about sex, and Seth just doesn't understand the art. (Marissa laughs.)

Marissa: Okay, so we don't have too many stories….yet, but we keep adding to our list. We had it on a public beach one afternoon in broad daylight, no one was around, but they easily could have been, in an elevator, of course several pools, but not Sandy and Kirsten's so you're safe, the usual spots in the apartment, his office, the sets at work, oh, and don't let me forget a couple of weekends ago we had it up against Sandy and Kirsten's fridge. (Hayley starts laughing.) Don't worry, I disinfected and scrubbed it down just in case.

Hayley: And how long have you been dating?

Marissa: Officially since New Years Eve. (Hayley laughs again.)

Hayley: I think you two are doing well.

Marissa: Oh, and for when you're here, don't worry, I have that covered. I have some other spots for us to try out and we won't even be in the apartment. You'll be safe.

Hayley: You know you're going to have to tell me about that, too.

Marissa: Not until after it happens; I don't want to jinx it.

Hayley: Alright, fine, but let's go back to the original question, how is it?

Marissa: How do you think?

Hayley: Can't I at least get some adjective?

Marissa: Well… (Although no one is there and she's all alone, her face blushes.) I really don't have anything to compare him to, but ….

Hayley: Wait, are you saying that you've only been with Ryan?

Marissa: Ugh, how do I get myself into these conversations! And yes, I've only been with Ryan.

Hayley: And you're this adventurous already? Dmn, he must be good!

Marissa: Oh he is. (The embarrassment is gone and she is just daydreaming now. Unbeknownst to her because she can't hear over her and Hayley's excited conversation, Ryan has snuck into the apartment and is secretly standing outside the kitchen door listening in.) I think I am honestly addicted to him. We seriously cannot go 24 hours without making love.

Hayley: Ew!

Marissa: What?

Hayley: You just said making love….who says that?

Marissa: (She gets slightly defensive.) I do! We're not just having sex; it's more than that, and that's why I think it's so good.

Hayley: Are we talking eyes rolling in the back of your head, multiple orgasms good?

Marissa: Oh yeah!

Hayley: Why did my sister adopt him?

Marissa: Hayley!

Hayley: Oh calm down, you're safe. I'm not going to go after him. (Ryan walks into the kitchen grinning smugly.)

Ryan: Don't worry Hayley; I'm not interested anyway. Marissa is more than enough for me. Hey gorgeous. (He wraps his arms around her and begins to kiss her neck. Hayley is laughing uncontrollably because she knows that he heard that conversation, and Marissa's face is so red it looks like she is covered in tomato sauce.)

Hayley: Just get home from work, Ryan?

Ryan: A few minutes ago. Did I miss anything interesting?

Hayley: Not much. How was the elevator ride? (Marissa just looks away from Ryan.) And your fridge, is it lonely?

Marissa: It's been nice talking to you Hayley. Bye! (She presses the end button as Hayley continues to laugh until she is disconnected. Ryan is laughing, too, until Marissa glares at him.)

Ryan: I'm sorry, honey, but it was just too good not to listen to. Multiple…

Marissa: Like you don't already know! (He moves towards her, still smiling, and she can't help but smile back. Reaching out for her, he tries to take off her shorts.)

Ryan: I think it's too hot in here for you to be wearing these.

Marissa: Why don't you take off some of your own clothes, because this is as undressed as I'm getting. (She kisses him on the lips softly before turning back to her work cooking.) How was your day?

Ryan: Interesting, Jane came to see me and brought by my laptop and blueprints. Apparently Caitlyn found them in Trey's apartment and just forgot to give them back after everything that happened.

Marissa: Did you get back everything?

Ryan: I don't know. I didn't have time to look through it all, so I just brought it home. (He takes off his jacket, over shirt, pants, wife beater, and socks. Grabbing a knife, he takes some of the vegetables and they work together to cook dinner.) I invited them, Jane, James, and Jimmy to the fourth party; I hope you don't mind.

Marissa: They weren't already invited?

Ryan: (He laughs.) Guess not, but she said they'd be there.

Marissa: That's fine.

Ryan: Your day?

Marissa: Pretty uneventful until that conversation. We had storyboard meetings most of the day. Oh, and Hayley's plane comes in Friday afternoon, so I thought we'd just hang out here until we drive up on Sunday for the party with her instead of going home this whole weekend, is that okay?

Ryan: Perfect. (He kisses the back of her neck as he moves around her with sliced vegetables and dumps them in the pan. Reaching into the fridge, he pulls out two water bottles, hands one to her, and then goes back to work on the cooking. The camera fades out on them as they work together and goes to Jane and Jimmy. She is ordering take out in the kitchen when he is arriving home from work. He goes in and greets her.)

Jimmy: Hey Mom.

Jane: Well, isn't this a pleasant surprise. I was just about to order some Chinese. Any requests?

Jimmy: Nope, don't care, not too picky, just order a lot. I'm starved. So how was your day?

Jane: (She looks up at him with a smile on her face, pleased that he's being considerate enough to ask.) It was good. I took Ryan's laptop and blueprints to him this morning. Do you have plans for the fourth?

Jimmy: No, why? I actually forgot it was even coming up.

Jane: Ryan invited us all to the Cohens' party.

Jimmy: Marissa doesn't mind?

Jane: He doesn't think so, but, he said, if she does, he'll keep her distracted. (Jane tries to keep a straight face, but Jimmy's laughter makes her laugh as well.)

Jimmy: Those two are practically perfect together. If nothing else, I'm glad that she's got him in her life.

Jane: And the Cohens feel the same way, trust me.

Jimmy: She does seem to fit right into their little family, doesn't she?

Jane: From day one….I know it's going to sound bad, strange even, but doesn't it seem as if everything happened for a reason, that you were a bad father so that she could get to this place in her life?

Jimmy: (He laughs.) I guess so, but it's still not fair.

Jane: (Her voice gets harsh.) I know, and you're not going to make that same mistake twice with Caitlyn. (At the mention of Caitlyn's name, Jimmy swings off the counter he was sitting on and runs out of the room, calling over his shoulder.)

Jimmy: Thanks for reminding me why I came home so early. I wanted to call Caitlyn before it got to late. Save me some Chinese. (With that he was gone, leaving Jane smiling to herself as she dialed the delivery number. The camera moves away from her and goes to Caleb. He is standing on the pier by himself looking out over the harbor. After a few minutes, a man approaches him, but his face is not seen. When he speaks though, it is obvious that it is the man who is in charge of the investigation Caleb is running. They talk quietly so that those passing by on the pier cannot hear what they are saying.)

Caleb: Why exactly did you want to meet today? Is something wrong?

Man: Well, there is good news and there is bad news. As for why we're meeting out here, I'm sick of my office, it's Monday, and I have a date later nearby, so I figured I'd kill two birds with one stone. Which do you want first though, good or bad?

Caleb: Good.

Man: The last place anyone spotted Dan, he was headed east up in Montana.

Caleb: Montana? What the hell could he be doing up in that god forsaken place? I don't think he's working as a ranch hand.

Man: I doubt that piece of scum ever worked. (Caleb glares at him, showing him that his personal opinion was not what he was after. He wanted information and quickly, too.) Anyway, so the bad news is that was over a week ago, and the trail has gone dry, completely dry. We've heard some rumors, but nothing concrete.

Caleb: Where was he rumored to be?

Man: Well, we picked up a tip from Arizona a few days ago, Rhode Island yesterday, and there was one the day after he was spotted in Montana that said he was in Alabama.

Caleb: So basically I'm paying you out the ass to tell me that you have no idea where he is. He could be in Newport for all you know!

Man: We'd know if he were here.

Caleb: Yeah, suddenly not so faithful in your word or the skills of your men. I want him found and I want him brought to me. Do you understand? (The guy shakes his head.)

Man: That's always been the idea. He's just proving to be a little bit more slippery than originally anticipated, but we'll find him.

Caleb: Just make sure it's not too late! (With that he stomps off leaving the man standing by himself for a moment until he walks off, too. The camera leaves the pier and goes inside of a fancy restaurant where Seth and Summer are sitting bored stiff by each other waiting for what appears to be their two dinner companions due to the two menus sitting in the empty seats in front of them.)

Summer: Do you think we've been stood up?

Seth: (He takes a drink from his water with a straw.) Well, that's what happens when you try to be friends with water polo players.

Summer: (She rolls her eyes.) Cohen that was years ago, give it a rest, and besides, (She takes his straw out of his cup and angrily slams it down on the table, eliciting a few stares from the other patrons.) perhaps they're afraid to come because of your disgusting table manners! (In an attempt to sneak it by her, Seth pulls another straw off the table and unwraps it underneath the table cloth, but as soon as he goes to put it in his cup, Summer's voice stops his dead in his tracks.) Do that and you'll learn a new meaning for the word pain tonight!

Zach: Hey guys. Look at you two, fighting, who would have guessed. (He sits down and picks up his menu to glance through it.) Seems like the old days except this time, I'm not involved.

Seth: Zach, (He reaches across the table and shakes his hand, slipping him the straw. Zach looks at it strangely but just shakes his head and puts it down.) always a pleasure buddy. So, how have you been?

Zach: Average, you?

Summer: Oh, it's been crazy around here between Chino's psycho brother and Marissa's sister dating him, turning into a mini-alcoholic for a couple of weeks, wrecking her Dad's car after stealing it and not having a license, and then going into a coma, let's just say we're all looking forward to a relaxing weekend.

Seth: (He looks at her annoyed.) I think he was asking me how I was, Summer, thank you very much.

Summer: Yeah, who cares?

Zach: (He steps in to stop their bickering.) So, who's the fourth guest?

Luke: The one and only Luke Ward! (Luke walks up to the table and slaps Zach in the back before going over and dragging Seth out of his chair and hugging him in a bear hug.) Cohen, how the hell are you man?

Seth: Go ahead Summer….I….can't…breathe. (Luke finally lets go of Seth and walks over to Summer, hugging her gently before sitting down in his seat beside Zach.)

Summer: As you can see, Seth's just as big of a geek as when you left, but things are okay…crazy but okay. You?

Luke: Can't complain, although I must tell you, I was shocked as hell when I got your phone call inviting me out to dinner tonight.

Summer: Well, we wanted to invite you guys to the Cohen family picnic this weekend for the Fourth.

Zach: Sure, that sounds awesome! My family's all in DC this weekend for some big political event for the holiday so I was just going to watch baseball all day, but that sounds much better. Is the whole gang going to be there?

Seth: Pretty much.

Luke: So, who's the whole gang?

Summer: (She smirks.) Actually, Luke, that's why we're inviting you. We heard you were in town for the week, and we thought we'd have some fun with Chino.

Luke: He is still a hard ass, right? (Seth snorts a laugh and Zach has to bite back one as well. Summer glares at the both of them for a moment before turning back to Luke.)

Summer: Well, not exactly, you see, Chino met someone.

Luke: Wait, are you telling me that Chino settled down….with one girl….in a relationship! No way!

Seth: He's whipped. (Luke laughs.)

Luke: Oh this is going to be fun! Who's the chick? Is she hot?

Zach: Oh yeah!

Seth: Um, get all the smart ass comments about Marissa out of the way now and get your daydreaming done this week, too, because, ask Zach, Ryan is very protective.

Summer: Like a freaking attack dog, seriously, they're disgusting!

Luke: I'm not afraid of Chino! I do believe I won that fight on the beach all those years ago.

Seth: Yeah you and half a dozen of your water polo minions!

Summer: Aw, Seth, are you still bitter that you lost your one and only fight? (She laughs at him.)

Luke: So when and where is this party exactly? (He leans back in his chair and puts his hands behind his head in anticipation. The camera fades away from them and goes to Sandy, Kirsten, and Zoe in the kitchen. He is on the phone while they are in the background making decorations for the Fourth celebration.)

Sandy: Hey Sherry, it's me, Sandy Cohen. (Only Sandy's voice can be heard and she is not shown either.) I was actually calling to see if you would like to join our family for the Fourth. We're having a big party, fireworks and everything, down at the beach and we'd love it if you could join us. (Pause while she responds.) Great! We're starting at 1:00. (Pause) See you then! (He hangs up the phone and goes over to see how his ladies are progressing. There is glitter everywhere. Zoe has paint all over her clothes and skin, and even Kirsten has a few specs of it on herself, too. Sandy chuckles as he sees them.)

Kirsten: Do not even start laughing at me, or I swear I will take this blue paint and you will look like a smurf when I'm done with you!

Sandy: (Sandy doesn't even attempt to hold in his laughter, but he picks up Zoe and puts her on his shoulders.) Say bye to Mommy, Zoe. It's bath time.

Kirsten: (As he begins to walk out of the room, she calls after them.) Oh, and don't even think about not helping me clean this up, Sanford Cohen!

Sandy: (He laughs again.) I'll be down in a few minutes, and we'll see about that whole idea of yours where we paint each other. I think you might have something there, honey! This could be very interesting! (She can't help but laugh as well as he disappears up the stairs and she just sits down at the table and looks over the mess they have to clean up. The camera pulls away from them and it is now later at night back in the apartment. Marissa and Ryan are getting ready for bed. She's just wearing an extra large t-shirt of his and that's it while he, once again, is just in his boxers. They're going through the blueprints to see if everything is there. As they finish, Marissa turns to Ryan and sees that he has a puzzled expression on his face.)

Marissa: What?

Ryan: I just could have sworn that I had a set of blueprints here for the house in Newport, but maybe my professor never gave them back.

Marissa: You don't think they'd keep them, do you?

Ryan: Why would they want them? They wouldn't be worth anything, because they're already copy righted. It was one of my first projects and we just had to do a design for a building we knew well.

Marissa: I'm sure they're somewhere. You'll find them. Come on, let's go to bed. I'm exhausted. I'm sooo looking forward to this long weekend we have coming up.

Ryan: You and me both! (They climb into bed and Marissa feels Ryan's hands underneath her shirt as they lay underneath the sheet.)

Marissa: What are you doing?

Ryan: It's too hot for clothing. I'm taking your shirt off. Besides, I like laying skin to skin. (She lifts her hands above her head and the shirt gets pulled off and thrown carelessly to the side. There are movements underneath the covers and Marissa laughs.)

Marissa: What are you doing?

Ryan: Hey, if you're naked, I'm definitely going to be naked, too. (He tosses his boxers out from underneath the covers and pulls Marissa close to him so that they are snuggling together.)

Marissa: You know, this isn't exactly going to keep us cool.

Ryan: (He kisses the back of her neck.) Umm….I don't care. (She laughs but rolls over to face him. When he notices her serious face and that she's biting her lip softly, he stops flirting with her and focuses upon their conversation.) What's wrong?

Marissa: Nothing, really, I just….

Ryan: (He tilts her chin up so that he can look into her eyes.) Talk to me, what's bothering you?

Marissa: (A few tears seep out of her eyes, before she laughs and wipes them away.) This is ridiculous, I'm sorry, it's just a couple of weeks ago when I was talking to Jimmy we got on the topic of children and the fact that we want a big family, and now, since then, it's all I can think about. I just want them to catch Dan and then get both of their trials over with as quickly as possible because I want to go back to how we were before, (She laughs again.) especially since we seem to be getting even more adventurous. It would make things easier if we didn't have to worry about condoms. (Ryan laughs with her and then kisses her slowly and softly.)

Ryan: Yes, it would, but it doesn't matter. After Zoe's party a couple of weeks ago, I hid a few condoms in all of your purses, in the Range Rover, and in your car.

Marissa: I should yell at you for being too sure of yourself, but that's too good of an idea to argue with.

Ryan: Are you sure you're okay though?

Marissa: (She takes a deep breath, avoiding his eyes for a moment but then reconnecting with them.) What if they never find Dan, then what are we going to do, never have children?

Ryan: Hey, that is not even an option! We have to hope they find him, but if they don't find him soon, we'll take it from there, decide what we want to do as time goes on. (He smiles before replying.) And to think you wanted to wait until your 40's to have kids. What happened to that woman?

Marissa: (She laughs.) At the rate we're going, by the time we're 40, we'll be so worn out physically, bad backs, sore joints, tired muscles; we won't be able to have sex any more.

Ryan: That, I guarantee you, will never be a problem. (With that, he rolls on top of her making her giggle and they begin to kiss the night away as the camera fades and the scene comes to an end.)

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