A/N: Okay, I have a kitty named Sephiroth. And, it came to the time when we needed to get him neutered. And so I went around yelling "Seph-chan is getting neutered!!" And a couple of my friends thought I actually meant Sephiroth! So … that's how this short little fic came up. Hope you enjoy it.
Sephiroth walked into the living room and glanced toward Cloud, who was moping in a large, overstuffed recliner. Seph sighed and went closer. "What's your problem?"
Cloud looked up at him, tears glistening in his eyes. "Seph-chan is getting neutered next week."
Seph blinked and glanced down at himself. "Nani?!"
Cloud furrowed his brow in obvious confusion. "Huh?"
"Why the hell would I get neutered!?"
Cloud looked at him for a long moment, a look of utter amusement on his face. Then he burst out laughing, completely unable to control himself. "The cat!" He said in between bursts of hysterics. "No you, Seph-baka!"
Sephiroth found no humor in mistaking the cat's balls for his own. After all, it was all Cloud's fault that it had happened, seeing as how Cloud was the one who insisted on putting ridiculous suffixes on his name. And Cloud had named the damn, flea ridden animal after him, as well.
"If you don't stop laughing," Seph said with a fierce glare scary enough to make even Kadaj stop being insane. "I'll neuter you."
Cloud's laughter stopped abruptly and he pouted at Seph. "Party pooper."
A/N: Short, I know. But, it's made just to be silly and fun and cute. Did you like it?
Riku