Anything but a Maid Chapter 15: The terror Raccoons bring, a harry potter fanfic

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"So how do you know the owners?" Draco asked as he and Ginny walked into the club that night.

"I saved them from… Crabbe and Goyle who were on your orders to hurt them. Maybe we should leave." Ginny said as she grabbed his hand.

"What are you talking about?" Draco asked.

"Olivia and Oliver Glandule. They had offended you in some way and you sent your Goons after them. I just happened to have prefect duty that night and stopped them. You know you were a real ass in school." Ginny said with her hands on her hips.

"Yeah, I was. But know I have you to keep me on the right path." Draco said sucking up.

"Are you trying to flatter me?" Ginny asked.

"Yes, is it working?" Draco asked with a smile.

"Yes, keep it up and that four months might be moved down to three." Ginny said grinning.

"Yeah for me!" Draco cheered. Ginny walked to the bar and Draco wrapped his arms around her waist.

"Hey Katie-pooh!" Ginny greeted.

"Hey Gin-bug! What can I get you?" Katie asked.

"Hmmm… How are your Screamin' Banshees?" Ginny asked.

"They're all right. I prefer our Lemon Zingerzz. They're sweet and tart. Very little alcohol. Perfect for light waits like you." Katie teased.

"You know perfectly well that I was sixteen, it was fifteen drinks, and it was hard liquor." Ginny said defensively.

"Can we say Alcohol problem? Maybe you should step back from the bar." Draco teased.

"Well it was all your fault that I had that much alcohol, Mr. Malfoy." Ginny huffed.

"My fault? How was it my fault?" Draco cried.

"I just broke up with Seamus and you teased me. It was hurtful and it was mean." Ginny pouted.

"I'm sorry luv. Just keep Remembering, I was an Ass in school." Draco apologized.

"Yeah, you were. So Katie, when are you getting off?" Ginny asked.

"Half an hour. In the mean time what can I get ya?" She asked.

"Shot of tequila, and a pink squirrel." Ginny said.

"And you?" Katie asked.

"Gin and Tonic." He replied.

"New favorite drink?" Ginny asked.

"You bet." He answered. Katie set there drinks in front of them and Ginny slammed her shot down.

"Man that burns.' She said as she winced.

"I never took you as a hard liquor kind of girl." Draco said smiling.

"Well, A lot of things I do would surprise you." Ginny said as she sipped at her other drink.

"Like what?" Draco asked.

"Like for a short period of time in my seventh year I worked at a bar/strip club." Ginny said innocently.

"That was fun!" Katie crowed.

"Virginia Weasley! I never would have pictured you giving someone a lap dance." Draco gasped dramatically.

"Really? Your friends never said anything?" Ginny asked.

"No, why would they?" Draco asked.

"Well Zabini, Goyle, and Crabbe loved they're strip teases." Ginny giggled.

"I'll have to talk to them about that. What else do you do that's shocking?"

"Well, I'm scared of Raccoons." Ginny said. Draco snorted trying to hide his laughter.

"Raccoons?" He asked trying his damndest not to laugh.

"Hey shut up, they're scary. They can bite you ya know. It's happened." Ginny said pouting.

"There has to be a story." Draco laughed.

"Fred and George tried to sick one on me when I was six. It was very traumatic and you shouldn't laugh!" Ginny said as she punched Draco's arm. He was almost on the ground because he was laughing so hard.

"I feel sympathetic for you Gin. That must have been so scary. A Raccoon lunging at you." Katie said as she started to laugh.

"Shut up. Fred and George were mean to me when I was little. Ron and I were their favorite targets." Ginny said pouting.

"Well Gin this ruins my plans on me giving you a Raccoon for your birthday.' Draco laughed. Ginny just turned away from him.

"Oh come on Gin, don't be that way." Draco pleaded.

"No. You laughed at my traumatic experience." Ginny said childishly.

"I'm sorry; I swear I won't bring it up… in public." Ginny glared.

"To my friends." Draco continued. Ginny kept glaring.

"Never ever so long as I shall live." Draco finished. Ginny finally inched back over to him. Draco rewrapped his arms around Ginny and rested his head on her shoulder.

"What else do you do?" He asked.

"I dance." Ginny said.

"Hell yeah girl!" Katie cried.

"How much longer?" Ginny asked Katie as she finished her drink.

"Right about… now!" Katie cried happily as she jumped the counter and took off her apron and threw it behind the bar. Katie grabbed Ginny's hand and they ran over to the DJ.

"Yo Carter!" Katie yelled up to him.

"What?"

"Play our Jam!" Katie yelled back. Carter nodded and grabbed his mike.

"Yo it's Carter in the house!" He cried. The Club crowed with excitement.

"Know what time it is?" He asked.

"Party Time!" The club yelled back. Katie grabbed the mike.

"Come on DJ, spin it!" She yelled. She set down the mike and Ginny pulled her onto the dance floor.

Come Mr. DJ put this son on replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up
All the gyal pon the dance floor
Wantin some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up

Ginny and Katie started to move together as the music started.

Come Mr. DJ put this son on replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up
All the gyal pon the dance floor
Wantin some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up

Katie and Ginny started to do a dance. Draco recognized it instantly. He had seen it before at one of the dances back when he was in school.

It goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2
Everybody on the floor let me show you
How we do
Let's Go
"Dip it low then you bring it up slow"
Wine it up 1 time wine it back once more

Ginny had dropped down and slowly came back up while moving her hips to the beat.

Run, Run, Run, Run
Everybody move run
Lemme see you move and
Rock it 'til the grooves done
Shake it 'til the moon becomes the sun (Sun)
Everybody in the club give me a run (Run)
If you ready to move say it (Yeah)
One time for your mind say it (Yeah Yeah)
Well i'm ready for ya
Come let me show ya
You want to groove im'a show you how to move
Come come

Now Ginny and Katie were doing hip-hop moves to the beat. Draco was impressed.

Come Mr. DJ put this son on replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up
All the gyal pon the dance floor
Wantin some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up

Ginny had dipped down low with her hand up. Katie took her hand and walked around Gin before she pulled her up and they danced again. By this time the crowd had formed a circle around them.

Hey Mr.
Please Mr. DJ
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the music up

It goes 1 by 1 even 2 by 2
Everybody in the club gon'
Be rockin when i'm through
Let the bass from the speakers
Run through ya sneakers
Move both ya feet and run to the beat

Now Katie had dipped low near Ginny while Rocked her hips near Katie with her hands up in the air, rotating them. Katie then wiggled up and they started to grind hips.

Ginny now had her back against Katie and they were grinding that way. Ginny dropped down and then slowly came back up rubbing her lovely little bum, in Draco's opinion, up Katie's legs.

Come Mr. DJ put this son on replay
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up
All the gyal pon the dancefloor
Wantin some more what
Come Mr. DJ won't you turn the music up

Hey Mr.
Please Mr. DJ
Tell me if you hear me
Turn the music up

Okay

Everybody get down if you hear me
Come and put your
Hands up to the ceiling

Carter then mixed the song and turned it into something different. If Draco had his way those Four months would become at the most two. He wanted Ginny badly and would do anything to get his way.

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