Ok. as I said, this is completely stupid, and just a thing me and my freinds were doing at school. My freind Elektrik Shadow should join the site soon, so watch for him. He got me into writing. Anyway, there's a reference to something about "Tikal sitting on Tails" in a few of these shorts, and that phrase is by AND ONLY SUBJECT TO Elektrik Shadow. Yes, not me, Elektrik. He made that up. And The Dear old Knux thing. Well, ok! Just wanted to clear that up. This is NOT a real story, its sort of off-the-set, like they are backstage. So this is basically normal life, when they aren't playing roles in my story. Ok, Story #1
Hi Life
It was 2:00 p.m. at the Sonic Mansion, home to the Sonic cast (copyright Thystan/Icy Shayde).Kari was playing Jiinx with Inida; Thystan, Sonic, and Shadow were at the pool; Knuckles and Tikal were watching Cadillac Man; Team Restlex was out in the woods; Sora went out on a walk; and everyone else went out shopping. Besides Espio, who was asleep in the hallway. He was up all night the past three nights; he had too many coffees one morning. Tikal looked at him. "Is that loser still asleep?" Knuckles could've just laughed. Instead he LMFAO'd. Tikal slapped him. "Shut up and watch the movie." They continued to watch. Knuckles eventually got bored. He widened his eyes and looked at Tikal out of the corner of his eyes. She noticed this and looked at him cautiously. He poked her in the stomach. She giggled. "Knuckles, you're too funny." She turned to watch the movie, which was over. Knuckles tickled her some more, and she fell to the ground. Knuckles jumped down and continued to 'Tikal' her. They rolled into the couch, making a blanket fall on them. Espio had just woken up.
"Ahh, too much coffee… again?" he said as he walked into the living room. He was rubbing his eye, half asleep, when he noticed Knuckles and Tikal under the blanket. He stood now, wide eyed, mouth agape. He simply poofed, and appeared by the pool, now half asleep again. Sonic was on a floaty bed with an alcohol-free Mango-Berry margarita, sunbathing. Thystan and Shadow were having a little hand to hand combat at the poolside. Sonic noticed Espio and waved.
"Hey, Es! Come join the party!" Espio rubbed his eyes, finally starting to wake up.
'It's damn much of a party…' he thought to himself sarcastically. "Ok. But no coffee, please. The hangovers create….. vivid images." Thystan overheard this, stopped moving, and laughed. Oddly, Shadow's next hit missed. This confuzzled him.
"Ok… so if you kept dodging, I would have hit you?" Just then, they heard Team Restlex coming home. They just ignored it. Sonic dozed off again, Espio doing the same on a lawn chair. Shadow went inside, and Thystan went out front. Why? Dunno. Hitail, who everyone forgot about, walked outside. Team Restlex was now on the roof. Liartra ran to the edge and jumped off.
"HEY SONIC!" he screamed as he fell. Sonic opened one eye. As soon as he did, Liartra was on him. They both went under, and Sonic's margarita flew into the air. He came up and noticed this. As soon as it was about to hit the water, he caught it.
"YES! It's ok, my precious! I can still drink you!" Nobody was amuzed, although Sonic didn't notice. He got out of the pool. Hitail was now jumping over the pool over and over. He soon became bored of this and everyone went inside. Shadow was watching Passions. It ended, and Wankonots came on.
"WANKONOTS! YAY!" Everyone jumped into a chair or couch and sang along to the theme. "Wankonots, Wankonots, they will kick your ass! Wankonots, Wankonots, they'll make you eat grass! When you're feeling all alone, they will be beside you, and when you don't wanna play, they'll play with your mind! Wankonots, Wankonots, they don't like to pretend, Wankonots, Wankonots, they'll fondle with your friend!" Sonic, who was on the floor, scooted closer to the TV. This pissed Shadow off to the nearest extreme.
"SONIC! I CAN'T SEE THE BATTLE BETWEEN FRAYGONOT AND TWINGONOT!"
"Well then move." Sonic returned to the show. Shadow stood up and walked over to Sonic. He karate chopped Sonic, knocking him out. He then resumed couch position and watched the show.