Shadow awoke from his room, due to some sort of disturbance. "What in the hell?" He got up from his chair and walked out of his room into the hall, and then down the stairs. He followed the source of the noise to the smaller living room, where Knuckles was slamming a blanket that had something circular in it against the wall. With every time the object hit the wall, it went 'Ouch!' Judging by the voice, Shadow figured it was Sonic. As entertaining as it was, Shadow was tired. "Ok Knuckles, cut that sh-" All of a sudden, Shadow flew backwards down the hall with a blanket-wrapped Sonic on his face. He rubbed his cheek. "Dammit Knuckles, what th-" and with that, he was covered with a blanket. Knux picked his up along with Sonic and continued his ordeal, a hedgehog in a blanket in each hand. After a few minutes, he stopped. He held the blanket up to his jeans.
"I've got bill balls! She's got big ball He's got-" Shadow punched him in the balls. Knuckles doubled over.
"Not so tough now, eh?" Sonic was gone as hell. Knux winced for a few seconds and then put Shadow's head through a wall. After doing so, he grabbed a bowl of pudded off of the table.
"PUDDING!" And then he skipped happily to his room. Shadow grunted. A picture of Tikal and Tails fell on him.
"Cornsucker."
