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Annoying announcer guy: Well Martin! Tell us about this new invention you have!
Martin: Well Bob, do you have any zombie trouble at home?
ANNOYING announcer guy: ummm... not really...
Martin: Then this product is for you! Have any zombie trouble at home folks? Do zombies just keep eating your brains and clogging your toilet? Pain in the neck isn't it?
Guy from the audience: GAWD! SHUT UP! THAT NEVER HAPPENS!
Martin: Well no worries now folks! With my new Martin Mystery's brand name Zombie repellant, no zombie can even get near you! AND ALL YOU HAVE TO IS PAY THREE EASY PAYMENTS OF 799! ONLY 799! CALL 1800-I'M TIRED OF ZOMBIE MENACE!
The Annoying announcer guy looks at Martin as if he's crazy.
Annoying announcer guy: Why don't you demonstrate on how it works Martin.
Martin: Certainly. See, all you have to do is spray some on and no zombie can touch you!
But out of nowhere a bunch of zombies jump onto the stage and start to attack Martin.
Martin: OH GAWD! SOMEBODY HELP ME! AHHH!
Zombie #1: Hey guys, I don't think this guy has any brains for us to eat.
Zombie#2: Now what?
Zombie #3: Wanna order some pizza?
Zombie #2: Yeah might as well...
"I hate infomercials!" Martin turns off the T.V.
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well anyone likey? WHAT'S IN STORE FOR CHAPTER 3 YOU MIGHT ASK? STAY TOONED! AND FIND OUT!