Okay here's chapter 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Martin: brushing my teeth la la la! BRUSHING MY TEETH LA LA LA! BRUSHING MY TEETH! DEFENDING MY TEETH FROM PLAQUE! AND LEFT OVER SPAGHETTI YEAH!!!!! screams into tooth brush

Diana: uhhh... Martin?

Martin: oh! Diana what brings you here?!

Diana: uhhhhh... we were going to bring Java to see his first movie.

Martin: oh yeah! So what kind of movie are we going to see? Zombie? Ninja? Evil chickens invading the Earth?!

Diana: as long as you don't cry during it.

Martin: ... SHUT UP DIANA THAT WAS ONLY ONCE!

Diana: yeah, it's hard to believe that Finding Nemo would bring you to tears.

Narrator: although this was planned to be a good day, Diana and Martin were unaware that the evil magical elf was listening in and was planning on destroying Java.

Martin: DID YOU JUST HERE THAT?! NOOO! THE VOICES! THE VOICES ARE BACK!

Narrator: uhhhh... actually it's me, the narrator.

Diana: since when do we have a narrator?

Narrator: well apparently in this chapter you do. And pretend you didn't here me before, because then it ruins the whole plot.

Martin: we can't just stand back and have our friend get destroyed by some crazy elf!

Narrator: that's not what it says in the contract.

Martin and Diana: ...

An hour later...

So they all sit in the movie theater watching Star Wars The Empire Just doesn't wanna quit!

Narrator: until...

Evil magical elf that haunts java's dreams: hahahaha!!!!! I have arrived!

Guy from the audience (same guy from chap 2): HEY DOWN IN FRONT!

The evil elf guy pulls out a laser and blasts the guy.

Java: no! It's you!

Evil magical elf that haunts Java's dreams: yes it's me!

Java jumps right to him and pulls out a conveniently stored light saber out of his pocket. The elf does the same.

Java : we end this now!

Evil elf: ditto!

While they fight the audience watch in awww.

Martin: ooh 3-D the evil magical elf smacks Java's saber out of his hands

Evil elf: Java, before we go on I must tell you something. JAVA I AM YOUR FATHER!

Java: NOOOO! Wait, not true.

Evil elf: I know I just wanted to say that.

Java: okay I'm going... this is dumb...

Diana: yeah, Martin is crying again

Martin: sniff I am not!

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sorry this was long... and it was sort of rushed... BUT FOR CHAPTER 4 I HAD THIS COOL IDEA! SO JUST WAIT! Oh and thanks for all of the reviews!