Ninja's of the Night chapter 3:
Let us go out and Ninja in the night!
Once you read this, I'm pretty sure you'll understand why we are named 'Ninja's of the Night' …
Yeah, anyways. We're horrible at updating this thing, aren't we? But we do update, which must count for something. Yeah. Now read the story!
It may be quite surprising, but the cliff was actually pretty high. Emi was amazed at the fact that she wasn't injured even a tiny bit. Obviously Hinata hadn't said or done anything (other than walk) because if she had, we would have mentioned it here.
"…" Gaara's dots had announced the fact that the two had reached the top of the cliff, and that was his way of saying hello.
Lee, however, was the complete opposite of Gaara, and went nuts. "OH MY GOSH! EMI-SAMA'S ALIVE! AND SHE BROUGHT AN ANGEL! … Oh wait its Hinata. HI HINATA-CHAN!"
'The Hyuuga… interesting…' Gaara thought. But don't tell anyone, because his thoughts are very private.
"Hello…? Hai. We should get back, it's almost dark." And there was Emi's enthusiastic (and sarcastic) greeting.
"GREAT IDEA, EMI-SAMA!"
"Lee, shut up, we're right here." Yes, Neji was there the whole time. Actually, he wasn't. He just got there. But no one needs to know that.
"N…Neji-nii-san…" Hinata… greeted, we think.
"Hinata-sama? When did you get here?" Neji replied/asked.
"She got here when I fell off the cliff! Got it? Okay good. Let's go now." It was pretty obvious that Emi wasn't in a very good mood.
"You fell off a cliff… again?" Neji asked with his eyebrow raised.
"…" Emi chose not to respond to that one and began to walk in the direction of their campsite. "By the way, we go this way."
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By nightfall, the camp was set up, and everyone was happy. Except well… actually, no one was happy. Except Alyssia. She was pretty happy with her yay-for-blackmailing-temari scheme. And as a result of that, Temari was pretty pissed at Alyssia. Melissa was still glaring at Neji for throwing her precious corn away, Lee was pissed because he got his hand stuck in Danielle, Neji was pissed at the world for being… the world, Gaara felt the same way, he always did, and Emi was mad because she fell off the cliff… again. At the moment, Kakashi was too drunk to be pissed, and kept laughing at Emi's falling-off-the-cliff story, resulting in Emi getting even more pissed. No one else was worth mentioning, because they were all asleep.
"So um… yeah." Emi and Melissa were having a small conversation about their more recent birthdays. Melissa decided she'd be nice and invite everyone else into the conversation. "So Neji, what did you get for your birthday?"
"My birthday?" Neji felt that he was too good for birthdays.
"Yes, you know, a BIRTHDAY. The day you were born. In your case, that's July 3rd … same day as my mum and our fellow ninja, Kristen."
"I know what a birthday is, thanks, I just don't… wait… How the hell do you know when my birthday is? … Ah, how do you even know our names? Or anything about us?"
"We know things…" Melissa said wisely. "Like Emi-sama told me Lee's birthday is November 28th, and that he's a Sagittarius…"
"And Gaara is a Capricorn! And so is Hinata!" Emi put in.
"That's… creepy…" Neji shivered.
"Aha. It is! We know everything about you, and you know nothing about us! We can hold this to your disadvantage…" Melissa paused. "But no, I'm not that mean."
"…" We thought we should include Gaara so there's his dots.
"OH YEAH. This I've been meaning to do for a long time… You know that blind spot you have? Behind your—…"
"OKAY I GET IT." Neji stopped Melissa from spilling one of his deepest secrets.
"Okay, but yeah. Well, guess what?" She started rotating slowly on the spot. "I have 360 vision, oh yes. And your blind spot is behind your left vertebrae." She said the last part really fast.
"You little…" Neji moved threateningly towards her with his fist raised.
"AHHHHHHHH" Melissa suddenly disappeared into thin air, or so Neji thought.
"Where'd she go?" Neji exclaimed… loudly.
"She's still here…" Emi smiled. "I blew her up with my mind!"
"Liar." Alyssia raised an eyebrow. "She blew herself up. With HER mind."
"Hehe. COOL." Melissa suddenly reappeared behind Emi. "Did you see that Emi-sama? I exploded!"
"How the hell did you do that?" Emi was very confused.
"Hehe… I don't know… But I like it! It was like… I was in a billion different places at once! I think my cells like… separated themselves…"
Melissa spent the next little while exploding and regrouping somewhere else.
Temari was thinking evil thoughts again. She wondered… would Alyssia blow up if she charged at her? And maybe never come back? It was worth a try…
And so she proceeded with the charging thing.
"Wah!" Alyssia was taken by surprise, and stumbled backwards. It would seem that she had exploded just like Melissa had. And she wasn't coming back. Temari smirked, glad her idea worked.
MEANWHILE.
'How the hell did I get in here?' Alyssia looked around her. She felt like she was in a dark tube of some sort. She attempted to touch the edge but she could feel her hand go through it. "What the…?"
ANOTHER MEANWHILE
Emi was smirking as a hand was randomly sticking out of the tree, waving around. But then all of her enjoyment disappeared when Alyssia reappeared.
"What the hell just happened?" Now Temari was the one who was confused. (Well, everyone was confused but not as confused as her)
"…" Alyssia honestly didn't have an answer for that one. Other than the obvious…
"I think she just disappeared into a tree." Lee stated /very/ wisely.
"Thanks for that one, Lee, you're so cool!" Emi attempted the nice-guy pose. Technically the nice-girl pose.
"Thanks, Emi-sama!" Lee did the nice-guy pose too.
"LEE!"
"EMI-SAMA!"
"LEE!"
"EMI-SAMA!"
"Shut up you two…" Neji was now banging his head against the tree Alyssia had just disappeared into.
"Ehe." That was another thing Emi had always wanted to do, and even though Neji disliked it, she definitely liked it.
"I know!" Melissa, who gets bored very easily, decided it was time for a game. "Let's play charades!"
"…" No one responded…
"I take your silence as a yes. Emi-sama, you can go first."
"Yay! Okay!" Emi thought for a few seconds before standing up. She had a genius idea. "Okay. Guess who I am!" She mimicked Gaara's Sabakukyuu movements.
But then something terrible happened. Actually, it wasn't very terrible at all. The ground started shaking, and two giant roots were protruding from the ground, twisting around each other as they rose into the air. Eventually they stopped moving at about 12 feet.
"…" No one spoke for a few minutes until…
"OH I GET IT! YOU'RE GAARA!" Lee exclaimed, very proud of himself.
No one really heard him. They were all staring at Emi in amazement.
"Woah… Emi-sama… that's amazing!" Lee had figured that no one was listening, and now was amazed at Emi's abilities just like everyone else was.
"Hehe" It would seem Emi was actually wondering when she would get awesome powers just like Melissa and Alyssia. "Okay that was cool now lets go to bed…"
"Good idea, Emi-sama, but one thing…" Melissa pointed to the tent, and then to the sleeping ninjas around it. "Meghan's taken the entire tent again."
"I'll sleep in a tree!" Another thing Emi had always wanted to do. "I'll deal with Meghan tomorrow."
"But… we want to sleep now!" Melissa said with a pout.
"Sleep in a tree."
END CHAPTER.
Emi: I BLEW YOU UP WITH MY MIND.
Melissa: … Yes, Emi, yes you did. T-T
Emi: Hehe.
Melissa: Anyways. There you have it. The story. And it's totally awesome, oh-so-original ending. (Yes, we had problems, okay? Dx)