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Ninja's of the Night chapter 4

At the end of the last chapter, we mentioned that all the ninja's were heading off to bed. But they didn't. They stayed up and had a party! Emi kept yelling "LETS GET DRUNK AND HAVE BABIES!" and Melissa kept yelling "WITH ROCK LEE!" which provoked a lot of weird stares.

JUST KIDDING… this is what really happened.

Everybody slept through the whole night… except Gaara, who sat in a tree watching Hinata sleep. (No… get that out of your head. He isn't a stalker. He's CONSIDERING her. WHICH IS CUTE! And it WILL happen… -shifty eyes-)

Well, considering that the whole sleeping thing was uneventful, let's get on to when they wake up.

"WAKE UP EMI-SAMA!" Well… not everyone was awake quite yet. "IT'S A NEW DAY! A NEW WONDERFUL DAY! EVEN NEJI'S YOUTHFUL FLAME IS SHINING BRIGHT!"

"…" Neji frowned.

"Okay. Okay. I'm up." Emi sat up and rubbed her eyes.

"So what's going on today?" Melissa asked.

"The answer's obvious to that one, Honorable Literate One." Emi replied. "We're going to find a way out of here!"

"SMART IDEA EMI-SAMA!"

"LEE!"

"EMI-SAMA!"

"LEE!"

"EMI-SAMA!"

"SHUT UP!" And there was Neji's role. "IT'S EARLY. I'M GRUMPY, AND I DIDN'T GET MY HERBAL!"

(Scratch the last part. He totally didn't say that. But we all know he uses it for the extra bounce: D and for the beautiful… glossy…

Emi: SHUT UP HONORABLE LITERATE ONE. YOU HAVE A STORY TO WRITE!)

"…" Once everything was packed, they set out on their journey to find a way out of the damn provincial park. Some would say it was easy enough- find a path and follow it. But what if you follow it in the wrong direction? It isn't fun.

After a few hours of walking, everyone was tired. Except Neji, who probably was tired but he was just too stubborn to admit it. Anyways, they stopped at a large duck pond that was by a main road. But we didn't notice that because we're dumb-asses.

Emi and Melissa's tiredness had evaporated as soon as they saw the … ducks.

"DUCKIES!" they yelled in unison.

"I WANT THIS ONE!" Emi yelled, pointing to the smallest duck of the bunch.

"D'AWWW. I WANT THE FAT ONE THEN!" Melissa was about to dive in after her duck but Neji held her back because it obviously wasn't a very good idea.

Shikamaru was laying down staring at the clouds, obviously oblivious to the ducks snuggling up to him. Temari paused from her beating of Alyssia with the fan just to stare for a second because she found it incredibly hilarious.

Lee picked up a stick and stared at it for a second. "AHA" The best idea came into his head. "I shall poke the geese with a stick just like Emi-sama! Except not with a bunny!"

"GOOD JOB LEE!"

"EMI-SAMA!"

"LEE!"

"EMI-SAMA!"

"LOOK A HERD OF MOOSE'S!" Emi screamed while pointing at two moose.

"OH MY GOSH… What are moose's?" Lee looked at Emi curiously.

"They are animals… mammals to be precise. Kind of a type of deer. LOOK HOW CUTE THEY ARE!" she giggled. "'Cause Y'know… the antlers… the fuzzy stuff that covers their entire body…!"

"It's called fur. And the plural for moose isn't moose's, it's meese, like geese." Neji joined in the conversation with his usual I'm-so-smart comment.

"If Emi-sama says its moose's, it's moose's." Lee retorted.

"I'M GOING TO GO PET THE TWO MOOSE!" The Honorable Literate One was obviously the only one who knew what the plural for moose was.

"Oh… so THAT'S what it is. Ha! I was closest!" Emi gave the famous nice guy pose.

"…" Neji personally still believed that meese was the proper plural form.

MEANWHILE.

Hinata had somehow got a whole flock of swans to trust her, and she was hand feeding them the bread that you could get for a quarter in the machine.

Poor Gaara's head had attracted a bunch of seagulls. Perhaps it was the shape… or maybe the color of his hair. But they had chosen his head as their new nest. He tried not to move, hoping that if he ignored them they would go away, but that's not even close to what happened. It just attracted more.

"BAHAHAHAHAHAHA! GAARA HAS SEAGULLS ON HIS HEAD!" Melissa shouted, obviously amused at Gaara's disadvantage. But it helped, because she scared all the seagulls away.

Neji had moved from the bench to the side of the pond. Emi and Lee's discussions had scared him away. He could just see five eggs on the ground near his feet, and he wondered why the hell they would be there. And he also wondered why they were wiggling and starting to crack. See, he didn't really know about bird reproduction, as he had only eaten eggs before.

He observed the eggs for a little while; watching as they slowly broke open. Witnessing for the first time… the miracle of life.

"…" He frowned as some very ugly looking creatures made their way out. He assumed they were some kind of bird, because of the beak.

On Neji's part, staying there for that amount of time was a very bad idea. Some might find it cute, but definitely not Neji. He doesn't find things cute. Except for that one time when he thought Hinata was cute, but if he were to say that now, one may think of him as perverted. And gross. Because of incest.

MEANWHILE.

Emi and Lee were done with their discussion on green underwear, and had gone their separate ways to feed the geese. Emi was leaning over the edge of the pond, holding a piece of bread out to a small duck that seemed to have a phobia of humans. "Come here, little duckie." She cooed. "Don't be afraid…!" but sadly, the duck just kept backing away from her. "D'awwww."

And then something shocking happened. "I DON'T WANT YOUR STUPID BREAD, BITCH!" the duck yelled.

"HOLY CRAP!" Emi jumped so high she landed on a rock and slipped into the pond.

"QUACK QUACK!" The duck mocked, and zoomed away.

"OH MY GOSH! EMI-SAMA FELL INTO A POND!" Lee yelled, pointing dramatically at Emi who was, at the time, drowning.

"No shit, Sherlock." Shino raised his eyebrow in Lee's direction.

After quite some time, Emi was rescued by a reluctant Kiba (Who randomly appeared when he heard a moose call…), which confused the ninja leader, because she hardly even talked to him…

"Thanks, Kiba," Emi said gratefully.

"… No problem. I heard a moose, so I came, and then I saw your dog!" He pulled Rosie out of his hood and handed her to the now overjoyed ninja.

"OH MY GOSH! ROSIE! LOOK LEE!"

"EMI-SAMA!"

"LEE!"

"EMI-SAMA!"

"BARK!"

"ROSIE!" the two other ninja's said in unison.

"WILL YOU GUYS SHUT UP…?" It wouldn't be complete without Neji's part.

"… Neji you killjoy." Melissa glared at her one true love. (Well, the other one true love, I also love Zetsu –shifty eyes-)

"Okay let's continue on our journey…" Emi suggested.

"GOOD IDEA EMI-SAMA!"

"LEE"

"SHUT UP!"

And so they continued their journey. After a little while, they reached yet another cliff.

"Don't get too near it, Emi-sama," Melissa teased.

"OH LOOK! I CAN SEE MY HOUSE FROM HERE!" Emi ran to the edge, and looked down.

"Really?" Melissa asked.

"No."

"Damn you."

"You're de-ranked."

"That makes 7,000,001 times in the last two days, then," Melissa frowned.

Neji had just caught on to the fact that Emi was at the edge of the cliff. "NOOOOO…" He yelled, running at her to pull her back, but instead he pushed her down it. As she fell, Emi grabbed Neji's collar and pulled him down with her.

"At least now we can die together," Emi said with a frown.

"HELL NO!" Neji yelled.

"It's not like we have a choice here, Y'know, you foo. (Inside joke –shifty eyes-)"

"…"

"So…" Emi looked down, and decided it would be a little while before they reached the bottom. "Anything you regret not doing before you die?" she asked.

"No… what about you?" Neji asked.

"I regret not telling Lee how I feel…" Emi blushed.

"WHAT? YOU LIKE LEE? WHO THE HELL WOULD LIKE LEE?"

"You're just jealous of me, because I actually have the guts to confess. You however, still haven't… but it's not like he'd go out with you!"

"WHAT THE HELL? I'M NOT GAY! I LIKE TE--… damn." He would have kicked something if he weren't falling through the sky.

"Ahhh…! I know what you were going to say! You love TENTEN! When are you guys getting married? Can I be the best man?"

"I haven't even asked her yet, and you can't be the best man, you're female."

"Ah, yet, so you will soon? AND I SO AM A GUY!"

"…"

"Just kidding," Emi giggled. "I'll be the ring bearer then…"

"I wouldn't be able to choose the ring bearer."

"Neji, do you just not want me at your wedding?"

"It's not even going to happen, we're just about to die!"

At that second, Lee whizzed past them.

"LOOK, LEE'S COME TO SAVE US!" Emi squealed.

"Yeah, we're screwed," Neji was of course doubting Lee as usual.

"I HEARD THAAAAAaaaaaaa—.." And then all off the sudden there was a giant boom. "I'M OKAYYYYYYY!"

"Definitely screwed," Neji so felt like smacking his forehead but the force of gravity prevented him from doing so.

And so they hit the ground. Lee caught Emi easily, but unfortunately Neji didn't quite make it. His funeral will be held in a few days from now…

JUST KIDDING.

Neji and Emi collided into Lee and made a Emi/Lee/Neji shaped crater in the ground.

Once they had registered the fact that they we're alive, Emi pushed Neji off her and yelled, "YOU BROKE MY LEG YOU JERK!"

"…"

And so there's the end. Like it? Good. …

Emi: Did you know that if you were to say "Fop a Bunny," you'd be saying "whack a bunny with a paddle"?

Melissa: Yeeeessssss… T-T