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Ninja's of the Night chapter 5

"YOU JERK!" Emi repeated.

"Ouch! Please get of me, Emi-sama!" Lee groaned.

"Lee!"

"Emi-sama!"

"Lee!"

"SHUT UP!"

"I deserve it, this time Neji, you broke my leg!"

"I KNOW!"

"…" Silence.

"I'LL CARRY YOU!" Lee felt eager to help the now badly injured leader.

"OKAY!" It was actually a dream of hers…

"…" Neji was disgusted, of course.

"LET'S GO!" Emi rolled off of Lee and Lee jumped up. Emi, of course, couldn't jump up, so Lee got her on his back himself. (Don't take that wrong T-T)

And so they ran up the cliff. The dialogue mostly consisted of "LEE!" "EMI-SAMA!" and "SHUT UP!"

And once they got to the top, they were ever so kindly greeted by Kankuro. "Damn. They lived."

"That's not very nice, Kankuro. I'm going to de-rank you now."

"Erm. You technically can't do that, Emi…" Kankuro frowned. "I'm not part of your clan…"

"Oh well! I'm going to de-rank you anyways!"

"No you aren't,"

"Yes I am!"

"No you aren't!"

"YES I AM!"

"NO YOU AREN'T!"

"YES I AM!"

"I AM CANADIAN!" Melissa had to add that, because she had the beer commercial stuck in her head.

"…" Another silence.

"Anyways, Emi," Alyssia decided she'd break that awkward silence. "Why are you on Lee's back?"

"Because NEJI broke my LEG. You JERK!" Emi yelled exasperated.

"…" Yet another silence.
Hinata volunteered to bandage Emi's leg, and Alyssia volunteered to help. Temari was watching Shikamaru intently and Shikamaru was watching the clouds intently. Kiba was watching Akamaru and Rosie chase each other's tails, and Meghan was having a very deep conversation with Shino that consisted mostly of "…" and "CHEESE!"

"So uh… Neji." Melissa wanted to mock Neji for the very un-ninja like act of breaking Emi's leg.

"…"

"WAIT! I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING!" Melissa pointed dramatically at the now very confused Hyuuga.

"… What?"

"You have Byakugan, don't you?"

"Yeah, so?"

"Well why don't you use it to get us out of here?"

"… Oh."

"Baka!"

"Hinata overlooked it too!" Neji protested.

"Ah, but Hinata's a personal favorite of the leader."

"And I'm not?"

"No, you're only a personal favorite of mine."

"… Oh."

"Hehe NOW GET US OUT OF HERE…!"

Kakashi closed his manga. It seemed like something interesting would happen as of now.

And so Neji did the drill. "Erm…"

"What's wrong?" Melissa asked.

"Take five steps to the left."

"Okay." Melissa obeyed. "OH MY GOSH!" She was now facing the front gate.

"CIVILIZATION!" Emi yelled joyfully. All of the ninja's (other than Emi and Lee) ran to the other side of the gate and took a deep breath, but were very taken aback when it didn't taste any different.

And then, all of the sudden, a giant white thing sped by, making a loud "BEEEEEEEP" sound.

"BYAKUGAN!" Neji yelled, automatically getting into his ninja pose, as if the white thing were going to come back. Just as Neji thought he had scared away the white thing, about 12 more differently coloured things sped by. "THEY'RE AFTER US!" he yelled.

Emi and Melissa burst into hysterics. Alyssia was too emotionless to burst into hysterics. "Neji… they just passed us, they're not after us," Emi gasped out.

"Yeah! And they're only cars, baka!" Melissa snickered.

"… Cars?" Neji questioned.

"Yes, things you sit in and they take you places. They have a driver that controls it. In our case, our fathers, but they say we'll have to drive on our own one day. Oh how I'm dreading that day," Melissa stared at the sky sadly. (OKAY. Say that 10 times really fast)

"… Cool…"

"I KNOW! LET'S GO TO MY HOUSE AND GET MY DAD TO DRIVE US AROUND IN THE MINI VAN!"

"Good idea Melissa! What are we going to use? The thirty seater minivan?" Alyssia asked sarcastically.

"No, idiot, the seven seater. We can take turns."

"GOOD IDEA, MELISSA!" Lee exclaimed loudly.

"LEE!"

"OI, MELISSA! THAT'S MY THING!" Emi yelled.

"Sorry, Emi-sama!" Melissa said in her please-forgive-me-I-don't-want-to-be-de-ranked voice.

"… Anyways, let's get going. We have a long journey ahead of us." Emi made Lee start walking along the road.

"Do you actually know where you're going this time?" Neji asked mockingly.

"Yes."

"For sure?"

"YES."

"…"

They reached Melissa's house after a long two hours. Emi had fallen asleep on Lee's back, which Melissa thought was the cutest thing after Gaara and Hinata. Actually… it wasn't so cute. Emi was snoring. Loudly.

All of the ninja's filed through Melissa's front door, and climbed over the random chair to get to the couch. Yes, there was a random chair in the way, to block the baby from getting up the stairs. Duhhhh.

It was pretty awkward; having like 7 ninja's shoved on the three-seater and like four on the loveseat.

Everything was silent, until…

"NEJI! GET YOUR SANDALS OFF ON MY CARPET!" Melissa's mum screamed, sending Neji flying like 6 feet into the air out of shock.

He obediently took off his shoes and put them in the closet, and made his way back to the couch before…

"NEJI! YOUR FEET ARE TOO DIRTY! GET OFF MY CARPET."

"…"

"Haha, Neji, my mum doesn't like you, she won't let you date me now!" Melissa laughed at Neji's discomfort.

"… Why the hell would I want to date you in the first place?"

"DON'T SAY THAT ABOUT MY DAUGHTER! GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!"

And so Neji spent the next little while standing on the doorstep, attracting a lot of stares from the neighbors.

Eventually, the other ninjas made their way outside.

"My dad said no to driving us in the minivan. So we can use the bikes! AND EMI-SAMA HAS CRUTCHES!"

"…"

"Yay," Shino exclaimed enthusiastically. HAHA. Just kidding. He totally didn't. You're a FOO for believing us

Melissa opened the garage door and revealed a bunch of random gasless riding apparels.

"I WANT TO USE EMI-SAMA'S BIKE! IT'S BOUNCY!" Melissa exclaimed.

"It's called shocks, and you are not using my bike!" Emi retorted.

"Why not? It's not like you can ride it!" Melissa was obviously using Emi's disadvantage to her advantage.

"… Fine."

"YAY!"

Alyssia quickly grabbed her bike, which left Melissa's bike and the roller blades and the electric scooter.

Neji passed Hinata the roller blades because they were just her size, and that left the scooter and the bike for him and Shikamaru to fight over.

"…" Both of them were eying the scooter. It looked the easiest.

Melissa: OOOH. End the story with a little bit of tension.

Hehe…

o-o

Emi: BLEH.

Melissa: DEIDARA!

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