Yay. Chapter 6 finally! R&R …!
Ninja's of the Night chapter 6
Shikamaru looked at Neji. Neji looked at Shikamaru. Everybody had started to group around them, waiting in anticipation for the battle of wits.
"…" Neji edged a little closer to the scooter, still eying Shikamaru.
Shika smirked, and rushed quickly to grab it.
"Not fair," Neji huffed.
"Yes, it is fair." Shikamaru retorted. "You were just standing there like a dumb-ass."
"…"
"Before you… wonderful children leave… do you want something to eat?" Melissa's mother cut in before things got too out of hand resulting in Shika's death.
"Yes, please." Melissa replied gratefully.
"Okay. Make sure you don't make a mess. Your father and I are going out…"
"That's great." Melissa bounded inside, followed by her fellow ninja's.
Emi was still sitting on the couch, trying to reach Alice on the walkie-talkie. In case you guys forgot, she fainted with Sasuke in chapter 2.
She wasn't getting any response. "One more time, Alice. If you don't respond, I will de-rank you!" she warned.
"Erm. Emi…" Melissa tilted her head to the side. "If Alice isn't responding… doesn't that mean something's wrong?"
"Erm. I guess so." Emi replied.
"Yeah… So do you want food?" Yay for abrupt changes of subjects.
"Yeah!"
And so they went through the extremely slow process of teaching Emi how to use her crutches properly and moving her to the kitchen.
"FOOD." And so they tore apart the kitchen.
"WHO WANTS THE BEEF JERKY?" Emi randomly yelled when she found a package of the stuff in one of the cupboards.
"Erm. I wouldn't eat that Emi." Melissa warned.
"Why not?"
"Because it's not beef jerky anymore. It hasn't been for a long time."
"Ew. Neji can have it…" She threw it at Neji's head.
"Ew. Why are you so cruel to me?" Neji asked sadly.
"I dunno, maybe because you broke my leg?"
"…"
"About the Alice matter… I'm going to go discuss it with the wise one."
"Ah her. The great Oki-san!" Melissa felt honored to even speak her name. So she repeated it. "Oki-san!"
"Okay. Okay. We get it. She's great. Now how am I going to get there? You expect me to hobble?"
"Hmm…" Melissa thought about it. "Hmmmmmm… Ooh. I have an idea. Emi. You know the one she likes? Her favorite in the show? The only way she'll believe us…"
"Hmm… Kakashi let's go!" Emi hopped to the door on her crutches and Kakashi somewhat reluctantly followed.
"DON'T FORGET! EMI-SAMA! GET SENSEI!"
"OKAY MELISSA."
"YAY."
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As they were walking down the main road, many cars had to slow down and stare at the two, because they either thought they were both charity cases, or that Kakashi was stalking Emi, while reading a perverted book.
Emi kept looking back at Kakashi, getting more and more pissed every time. "For goodness sakes! Why are you following me! You…"
"THIS GUYS STALKING YOU? I'LL SAVE YOU RANDOM GIRL! YOU FREAK! WHY ARE YOU SO PERVERTED?" Some random guy yelled
"Who… me?" Kakashi questioned in his monotone voice, still reading his dirty manga.
"YOU SICKEN ME YOU FREAK!" The guy yelled, and then attempted to kick Kakashi in the side.
"Bad idea…" Emi smacked her forehead.
"1000 YEARS OF PAIN!" Kakashi shouted, and shot the guy across the road.
"CRAZY MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" The guy didn't get to finish because he was already on the other field.
"That was dealt with easily," Kakashi continued walking. He may have been smirking, but we'll never know.
"Yeah whatever. NOW HELP ME!" Emi yelled.
Kakashi frowned, then threw her over his shoulder, and began to run.
"This way!" Emi lead him to her house from what she saw from behind. "Okay you can put me down now…" Once he put her on the doorstep, she knocked the door, and then pushed him into the bush beside him.
Oki opened the door, in her pajamas looking pretty tired. "Huh…?" And there was the over-enthusiastic /very wise/ greeting.
"Oki-san! Wise one! We have a problem!"
Oki slammed the door in her leaders face.
"OI. DON'T DO THAT! I'LL DE-RANK YOU!" Emi yelled.
The door flew open again, and there was Oki, fully dressed and ready to go.
"Wow. Your skills are improving! I'm going to up-rank you to almighty wise one plus!"
"Yeah, yeah, what's the problem?" Oki questioned.
"The mentors stuck in the forest with Sasuke… we need you to form a team with Nadine and the crazy assassin."
"So you want me to disturb Nadine and JJ, just to participate in a mission that is inexistent? Are you crazy? JJ will kill us all!"
"First of all, JJ only kills when she's ordered to by me or Alice, or if her follower begs it of her, and second of all, it's existent! I swear!" Emi countered.
"Prove it, Emi-sama."
"OKAY!" Emi motioned for Kakashi to come out of the bush. And he did…
Oki gasped. "Okay, who is in the costume? Is it Melissa?"
"No, it's me, I swear," Kakashi said.
"OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE VOICE! IT IS KAKASHI! HE SOUNDS LIKE A PEDOPHILE!"
"… Thanks." Kakashi went back to reading his manga. Oki just gaped.
"So, Oki-san, do you accept this mission?" Emi asked.
Oki nodded and bowed her head in respect.
"Okay good, now meet us at Demitrie's at 1800 hours. Now! Kakashi, DISPERSE!"
Kakashi and Oki ran off towards Nadine's house, leaving Emi standing there, wondering how she'd get back.
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"I can't wait to go to Demitrie's and eat ice cream with Sensei!" Melissa said excitedly.
"You've said that so many times…" Neji moaned. Melissa giggled.
"STILL CAN'T WAIT!" She shouted.
Neji rolled his eyes and laid back on the floor. That was the only way he'd be allowed to stay in the house.
"I'M BACK! IT TOOK ME HOURS BUT I'M BACK!" There was Emi's spectacular entrance.
"EMI-SAMA!" Melissa greeted happily.
"MISA!"
"EMI—Wait… what?"
"I now christen you Misa!"
"Oh, okay!"
"Let's go to Demitrie's, I'm hungry and I want my ice cream!" Alyssia butted in.
And so, they headed to Demitrie's. They decided taking the city bus was so much cooler than riding or something.
Neji sat down on the sideways comfy seats by the window. "Can I sit with you?" Melissa asked in the cutest voice she could muster.
"No." Neji replied coldly.
"D'awwww. Fine." She ventured up the bus to find somewhere else to sit.
"Can I pleeeeease sit with you?" Meghan obviously wanted to sit with Kankuro. Who wouldn't?
"No." Kankuro grabbed Melissa's arm and pulled her into the chair next to him.
"I can see that the seat next to you is taken. I shall find somewhere else to sit." Meghan wandered up the bus.
"So Kankuro." Melissa decided to start a conversation.
"Yes?"
"I can see your weenie!" she said in a singsong voice.
"What? Really?" Kankuro looked down.
"HAHA I FOOLED YOU!"
"…"
Shikamaru had plans to sleep so he sat at the back where the long row of seats was. But his plans were pointless because Alyssia sat down next to him. Temari went for the seat on the other side, but was beaten to it. Apparently, some random girl had taken quite a liking to our lazy genius.
Temari scoffed and pushed Alyssia out of the way. Alyssia acted stoic and went to sit with none other than Kiba. Kiba said absolutely nothing to Alyssia because he was busy with Emi's dog. (A/N: GET THE DIRTY THOUGHTS OUT OF YOUR HEAD!!!)
Emi hadn't quite gotten on the bus yet. Lee was cheering her on over-enthusiastically. "C'mon EMI-SAMA! Use the power of youth!"
Every time Emi got up the steps, the bus driver would move forward and knock her back down. "YOU CANNOT GET ON LE BUS UNLESS YOU GIVE ME LA SPAGHETTI!" she yelled in a very strong Italian accent.
"Uh… what? I don't have any spaghetti!" Emi exclaimed.
The bus driver didn't seem to care. "LA SPAGHETTI! LA SPAGHETTI!" she kept repeating.
"But … but … But I wanted to save the spaghetti for myself..!" Emi sobbed. The self-centered Italian bus driver didn't seem to care at all, and delayed the bus route by ten minutes while she savored the taste of her Italian (Formerly Emi's) delicacy.
Emi was eventually allowed on the bus, and Lee was saving a seat for her. But she asked anyways.
"Can I sit here?" She asked.
"OF COURSE, EMI-SAMA!"
"LEE!"
"EMI-SAMA!"
"LEE!"
"EMI-SAMA!"
"SHUT UP!" No body had to look to be able to figure out that it was Neji who yelled that.
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The ride was pretty silent except for the fact that Temari got kicked off the bus for beating that girl who was flirting with Shikamaru, and when she demanded to be let back on, the Italian bus driver demanded some from her. I bet you can guess what that is.
"LET ME EAT LA SPAGHETTI!"
But as depressing as it is, Temari didn't have any of the stuff, so she had to ride the rest of the way on her fan.
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END CHAPTER!
Yay
After what? Three months. Long time… no update.
NotN is extremely against Masashi Kishimoto right now. Stupid Dumbshit.
Except Melissa likes that he made Shika smoke.