Again, I don't own anything except ZB, Zoo, and Dop.
Chapter 2: Hell on Halo
The escape pod came crashing down, Marines freaking out and Dop constantly slapping them.
Pilot-Would you shut up! We aren't going to die!
Zoo-Yeah, look! There's river that we can land on!
Pilot-Yeah, and it's not like we're going to crash un-prepared!
Marines- (Calm down.)
Marine 1- Yeah! Let's play cards!
Marines- (Cheer.)
MC- I hate to break it to you but…. Our pilot just died.
Marine 2-We're boned…
The pod crashes killing all of the marines and some how splattering them out of the ship.
ZB, Zoo- (Stumble out to MC and Dop.)
Zoo- What the hell just happened?
MC-I don't know but Covenant drop ships are in bound! They're going to attack!
Dop- How'd you know that!
MC- I can see the future!
ZB- No you can't!
MC- Oh yeah? You're about to trip.
ZB-That's absurd! (Turns around and begins walking) Cheapo… (Trips on gun) GAAH!
MC- See?
ZB- Shut up…
Zoo- Uh, guys… (Points to drop ship)
MC- OH SHIT! (Runs and hides in escape pod)
ZB- (Looks at drop ship) Oh great… just what I needed!
Zoo, Dop- (Sneak into escape pod and close door while ZB is blabbing)
ZB- Well, it looks like we'll have to combine our skills to defeat them. (Turns around) You bastards…
A few hours passed and MC, Dop, and Zoo walked out of the escape pod.
MC- ZB?
Dop- Oh, I see him! He's on that rock!
ZB- (Sitting on a rock covered in Covenant and his own blood, rocking back and forth)
Zoo- (Walks to ZB) Hey are you ok?
ZB- (Stands up) Of course I am!
Zoo- R-really?
ZB- NO NOT SERIOUSLY! YOU JACK-ASSES LEFT ME TO FIGHT ALL OF THOSE GOD DAMN COVENANT ALONE! YOU THREE MOTHER FUCKERS DESERVE TO BE SENT TO HELL AND TORTURED BY MICHEAL JACKSON'S FLAMING HOMO GHOST FOR ETERNITY!
MC, Dop, Zoo- (Look at each other) Sorry?
ZB- (Sighs) What ever…
MC- Well uh… let's move out! Remember, it's Hell here!
Dop- (Snickers) Hell on Earth, Hell on Halo…