Fallout: Kazuma's Christmas Special?
Before I began I's like to say happy holidays for all of those who celebrate it for commercialism. Joking aside I hope you guys like this chapter as it'll be a gnarly trip for sure.
It was cold outside, yet he was warm in bed, not bothered by the troubles of the world, though he wished his alarm clock wasn't making a racket before it hit him.
There he was back home, and I mean in his home in Japan as he was surrounded by figurines, video games, and much more in his bed room.
"What the hell" Kazuma said under his breath, as he felt his smartphone buzz next to him in its exclusive Fallout 4's pip-boy phone case, notifying him that there was a new update for Fallout 76.
"What the hell, did I miss the other 72 installments" asked Kazuma as he began to put on his pip-boy phone and saw that the date was December 20th 2018.
Before Kazuma could speculate and check on his stuff, he heard a loud noise coming from his house, outside his room.
As if on instinct Kazuma rushed out his room, and he couldn't believe his eyes when he saw that the girls were all back home in Japan with him, adorned by wearing the girls winter school uniform.
As for the loud crash it seemed that Aqua had stumbled and fell on the coffee table as Kazuma got a full view of this commando wearing exhibitionist, and swore she was smooth AF.
Quickly Kazuma shook his head and wiped the blood off his nose before the girls noticed Kazuma.
"Kazuma, where are we and what are we wearing" asked Megumin as Darkness was helping Aqua up, "You girls are in my house back in Japan" said Kazuma as they all looked at him in surprise.
The girls were left speechless for the most part before they notice the pip-boy on Kazuma's wrist, "Wait, don't tell me you yourself…" said Darkness as she could only worry about Kazuma's condition.
After how they left Cotton Cove, and what she could've personally read in any non damaged pre-war books back into the Mojave in regards as to the horrors of nuclear fallout and radiation only further damaging Kazuma's home country.
"Oh this, no this is just a collector's edition toy" said Kazuma as he reassured the girls as they began to slump and sigh in relief.
"Anyways welcome to my home here in Japan, toilets around the corner, I'd check the expiration date of the food in the fridge, and my room is looked from access, now if you girls don't mind I got some pre-orders to make and manga and light novels to read up on" Kazuma said as he was back to wearing his tracksuit and was ready to leave the front door again.
"Wait you're just going to leave us here" yelled Aqua, "I don't see why you're complaining, you got access to a heater, a Kotatsu, TV and maybe even junk food that's not irradiated, but possibly old" said Kazuma.
"I'm a goddess, I shouldn't be forced to seclude myself to the public like you did you NEET, that is unless you want to start worshipping me and pamper me like I've rightfully deserve" said Aqua.
The thought of being forced to walk around in public with Aqua and having her spout her status of a goddess, and her demanding that people worship her like so could only result in Kazuma being socially dead within the eyes of the general public indefinitely, but he figured he could use this to his advantage.
"If I come back with your favorite bag of chips, then will you and the girls promise to stay here and be patient until I come back" said Kazuma as this got Aqua to change her mind.
"2 bags of large salt and vinegar chips, and some top quality wine" said Aqua sweetly, "Made no promise for that last part" said Kazuma, "Hold on if we're here in Japan, then I'd like to see what it's really like" said Darkness.
Pondering the thought, Kazuma could also picture him being more socially dead and shunned the moment either guys start glaring envious looks at them or if they run into the first sex shop, whichever comes first.
"Hell no" Kazuma said bluntly as Darkness moaned in pleasure over Kazuma's scornful words, "Hah, Kazuma you brute, do you plan to keep me a prisoner in your own house and only visit me to abuse and satisfy your sexual needs" Darkness said blissfully.
Kazuma was already regretting this decision as this could land him in serious trouble and prison time if anyone else were to hear what this beautiful masochist said out loud, but he could argue it was better than the alternative.
"I'm not gonna be easy to convince" stated Megumin as Kazuma looked at her with a straight face as he knew she was going to be the most easiest as he turned the TV on as it was playing Naruto.
"Oh my god this is so cool, I mean what are- oh my god are they ninjas- hey he just cloned himself and- oh my god the cute emo boy just spat fireballs out of his mouth" said Megumin as she was officially glued to the magic of television.
"Alright ladies, I'll be back" said Kazuma as he slipped out the door and began to jog his way to the nearest shopping district in his town.
To his surprise he was able to keep up with a pace from his time in the other world and in the Mojave really made him feel like one of them boys from those 80's action American films with Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger.
It didn't take him long before he finally arrived at the plaza where he began to hit up the local game shop.
Within one hour he came out with a copy of Fallout's 3, 4, and New Vegas in their ultimate/game of the year editions, along with a PS4 (For the record I'm a huge Xbox gamer to where I still own the original Xbox and some pretty lit, and under rated games, so promoting Play Station kills my pride as a loyal fan to the console, but damn it if I don't know, nor respect how big Play Station and Nintendo have on a larger impact in Japan).
Following his expenses, he passed by multiple vending machines as he picked up Aqua's chips, and a bunch of other junk food and snacks and just as he was about to make a quick dash home, he just happened to run into some delinquents at his school.
"Well if ain't Kazuma boys" said one of the delinquents as Kazuma tried to ignore him but they've proven themselves to be persistent, "Whoa, where the hell you think you're going".
"Masa, Toshi, Gin, what an unpleasant surprise to see you guys" said Kazuma as he addressed the 3 delinquents and took them back by his tone.
"Ooh, the shut in grew some balls" taunted Masa, "I'll respect ya for talking tough, but talking is gonna get you so far, so let's talk about these past few years of you not getting out drinks and lunch and settle whatever the hell it is you got in that bag there" said Toshi.
Kazuma for the most part had no fear, he's dealt with so many assholes in the Mojave, he considers these delinquents to be weaker than a thug from Freeside.
"Order me around again like that, and I swear that you're gonna need an auto-doc to fix what's remained of you" said Kazuma as he was trying to intimidate them, but fail given how he was talking as if he was in the Mojave, causing the delinquents to laugh.
"Alright, I had my laugh, now give me what you got" said Toshi as he was reaching for Kazuma's bag, but was instantly knocked back after Kazuma used the NCR Ranger takedown.
"You guys want to try me" Kazuma said as he put his bag down and raised his fist, "You little shit" said Masa as he was lunging in to punch Kazuma, but Kazuma didn't need to go far as he used the snow and dirt mixed on the road to use the Great Khan Trick, before knocking out Masa with the Legion Assault as he slammed to the ground.
At this point, Gin was helping Toshi up his feet, who in turn what they saw what Kazuma did, "You guys want more" he said as he cocked his brow as they lifted their hands up in surrender.
Seeing how there was no longer a point to stick around, Kazuma retrieved his things and proceeded to jog home.
Once Home, Kazuma removed his shoe's and saw that Megumin was falling more in love by watching Naruto, while Aqua was eating cereal out of the box with one hand in the box.
"I'm back" said Kazuma, "Kazuma good timing, I just made us all instant noodles" smiled Darkness as she came out the kitchen and passed around everyone a cup of ramen to enjoy.
"So what's that in there" asked Darkness, "I got us something to play with now that we're back in civilized Japan, so Megumin get off so I can hook everything up" said Kazuma.
"I won't do it, so long as I don't back down believe it" said Megumin as Kazuma was already expecting her to mimic and quote Naruto, and could only hope this won't cause her to change her obsession and humiliate her further if and when he plans to bring the girls out to the main cities tomorrow.
"Who are you kidding, you're nothing more than a 14 year old teen with Chuunibyou in this world, plus there's no access to chakra or Mana, let alone explosive weaponry hear like anywhere else, but please go ahead and try" Kazuma said with a shit eating grin.
"Ok I'll show you" Megumin said as she began to repeat only 2 hand signs from Naruto being the tiger and ram in loop as she hoped it be enough.
Nothing happened, as Kazuma walked passed her and began to install the newly bought PS4 and was trying to choose which of the fallout games he could play.
"Hey Kazuma" Darkness said, "Yes I'm Kazuma" said Kazuma, "I know you seem hesitant to take us out, but if it's not asking too much, I'd really like to explore this Japan, and this world we're in".
"Yes, I'd definitely like to meet a real life ninja, and see them battle" Megumin said eagerly, "Come on, don't be a NEET, be a nice guy" said Aqua.
"Seriously, why the hell do you girls want to leave everything you can get from the internet, to explore something as boring and mundane as the real world" Kazuma said as he began to eat some instant noodles as the PS4 was setting up and updating for the day.
"I'm curious to know what this world is like, and more so what the world is compared to back home and of course post apocalyptic Mojave" Darkness said, "Come on, don't be a NEET, be what you always wanted to be" taunted Aqua as she was enjoying her chips.
"And exactly what do you think I want to be" asked Kazuma as he was getting tired of Aqua's insults, "A popular guys surrounded by 3 beautiful woman from you videogame and anime fancy you fricken nerd" Aqua said.
Kazuma was speechless because what Kazuma said was actually dead on accurate as he is reverting back to a NEET, and how he wished to be surrounded by beautiful woman without putting in the effort was indeed his and every virgin otaku, NEET, loners dream.
But still, the girls around him are so terribly flawed that no matter how strong or genuinely cool Kazuma has become these past few years, him coming home like this and being in public with them will indefinitely kill him socially for ever that he wouldn't be surprise that if he not only got a closed casket, but no one from his family arrived at his second funeral.
"Come on girls, let's go outside and brace the-" Aqua was cut off by a sudden case of a cold winter winds blowing at her in her none winter school girl uniform as she quickly slammed the door.
"…So…so…c-c-c-c-cold…." Shivered Aqua as Kazuma could only smile in satisfaction knowing that given the girls attires, they're not going anywhere so long as it's cold.
"Well, well" Kazuma smirked menacingly as he had the girls where he want them, "It seems we're not going to explore Japan so long as it's cold out there, but please, stay here get comfy and if you girls behave, I may consider not lift your skirts and see what sort of panties you're all wearing".
Having enough of his antics, Megumin pouted and stormed to the nearest window where she opened it, and took a deep breath.
"PLEASE HELP US, WE'RE PRISONERS OF THIS SHUT IN DEGENERATE PERVERT WHO HAPPENS TO BE A SADISTIC LOLICON SCOUDREL" shouted Megumin as Kazuma was certain that someone heard and may or may not call the police.
"Gah, alright, alright you win we'll explore Japan, please don't give someone to wrongly accuse me to spend my time back at home in jail" begged Kazuma.
Before anything else, Aqua and Darkness went up to claim their problems with Kazuma as a host so far.
"KAZUMA YOU CRUEL TEASE, I GIVE YOU MY HEART AND ALL YOU DO IS TORTURE AND TUG ON THME TO NO ENDS AND THE FACT YOU DO IT TO OTHER WOMAN GETS ME SO ENVIOUS THAT I'M WILLING TO TAKE WHAT YOU GIVE THEM ON A DAILY BY MYSELF" shouted Darkness as she felt this was justice at this moment.
"I'm begging you, please I'll do anything if you girls go out and tell the neighbors and the police that this was a cruel joke, I swear" Kazuma said as he bowing bargaining for his own safety as he was on the brink of tears himself.
"AND THE FACT YOU'D ABUSE THE GRACIOUSNESS OF A GODDESS IS SO UNFORGIVING THAT YOU SHOULD PRAY AND BE MY FOLLOWER STARTING TODAY AND GIVE INTO MY DEMANDS" shouted Aqua as she didn't thought through with her actions and word choice.
If there was anyone, and there was the whole neighborhood at that point, they'd definitely knew this was a prank given what the hell Aqua had just shouted so proudly as the neighbors now felt sympathy for Kazuma for not only being a shut in, but is now getting bullied by woman.
"…Thank you for helping me Aqua" Kazuma said dumbfoundedly as Aqua looked at him confused and the girls not giving her recognition for her actions as to what she did.
Later
Kazuma really dodged a bullet today, figuratively that is, as no one called the cops in the end, but he wasn't out in the clear.
The girls were given mismatched sweatpants and jackets so they could go back into town to not only get them winter clothing, but also sell his personal belongings, including the PS4 he bought for an all expense trip to take the train into Tokyo.
God or whoever is listening to this, what have I done to deserve this, cried Kazuma as he was kissing goodbye to a lot of his collectable figures, games, manga, and light novels for what?
To spoil 3 of the most despicable girls that everyone else that is sane would say are the most intolerable human beings he had the displeasure of knowing.
"Hey Kazuma, the girls and I are ready and got things packed up, so let's go already" Aqua said annoyingly as she felt she was in the right.
This bitch goddess, "Yeah, yeah I hear you" Kazuma said as he grumbled that he saw Aqua holding onto a bag filled with his pip-boy he got when he invested on the pre-orders of Fallout 4.
Time Skip
Covering the expense for not only the girls new winter clothing and bargaining for a fair trade, Kazuma had manage to acquire more than 90,000,000 yen back and was wonder if his luck or barter skills had anything to do with it.
Either that or the people he was dealing with got either distracted from either staring at either Darkness or Megumin, or because of Aqua's bitching.
It matters nothing as they were taking the express train into Tokyo as Darkness and Megumin were enjoying the journey there so far, as Aqua was boredly looking out the window.
"I wonder if we get to meet any ninjas or giant toads" Megumin said giddily, "I'd honestly be contempt with know what sort of world Kazuma lives in that isn't anything like how it was depicted in the Mojave Wasteland" Darkness said.
"Yay, yippy" Kazuma said sarcastically, "What's wrong Kazuma" asked Darkness, "Oh I don't know, maybe because I'm being forced into taking part in this ridiculous adventure to the eastern capital city of the country instead of finally getting to relax and play some really missed videogames and watched so much anime these past few years".
The girls were silent at this as they never considered Kazuma's feelings, even if it's super selfish beyond comprehension, since this is the first time he's been finally sent back home in forever.
"Hey Kazuma" said Aqua, "Yes I'm Kazuma" sighed Kazuma, "Quit you're bitching and smile already" "How the hell do you want me to smile when I'm forced to tour you girls with the money I own".
"Cause we'll give you a nice gift come Christmas, now quit putting us in a bad mood already NEET" said Aqua, "You have no right to tell me how I should feel you little bitch" Kazuma stated.
"Hey Kazuma what's that" pointed Megumin "What's what" asked Kazuma, "God Blow" yelled Aqua as she knocked Kazuma out with one blow.
"While I can't say that was a hundred percent necessary, I gotta say we can now enjoy the ride in peace" said Darkness, "Here, here" said Megumin, "Praise be me" said Aqua as Kazuma gave a dead look on his face after that punch.
Later
By the time Kazuma woke up, he realized they finally made it to Tokyo, and while it wasn't high on his to do list, since he's been there before, he definitely wanted to ensure he made it to Akihabara, the nerd capitol district in Japan, and the whole world to those who love anime, compared to San Diego Comic Con.
"Kazuma you're awake" smiled Darkness, "Wake me when we decide to go back home" Kazuma said as he tried to go back to sleep, but was greeted by Darkness literally throwing him over her shoulder and them leaving the train.
"Alright I get it, just put me down already" said Kazuma as Darkness finally put him down once they exited the station, "Ok so we're here now what" smiled Aqua.
"You girls can go and do whatever you want, I'm going to Akihabara until you guys are ready to leave back home" said Kazuma as Darkness placed a hand on his shoulder and stopped him in his tracks.
"Kazuma, I know what we're doing is selfish, but we'd really like to see Japan and what it has compared to each society we've been to, so please bare the idea of being patient and showing us around" pleaded Darkness.
"Ya know I can show us around, since I do got some good knowledge about Tokyo Japan" said Aqua, "Thank you, and on that note I'll see you girls later" Kazuma said as he slipped his way out to enjoy nerd nirvana.
"For the record you're the most laziest self centered NEET to prove how false his heterosexuality is based on what you're doing" shouted Aqua as Kazuma gained a tick mark on his head for that.
"Any sane man would agree that he'd rather stick his dick in a fire ant hill than you 3 any other day of the week" said Kazuma before he stormed to Akihabara.
"Whatever, he's just miserable" said Megumin as the girls of team Kazuma had a girls day out.
About half way on his trip, Kazuma realized that he was without money, given how the girls had held onto all the loot they had forced him to sell, and since he doesn't see himself doing anything but look like a creep and read for free, Kazuma was forced to do something he never expected, and that was getting a job as soon as he came home.
He was lucky that he saw a help wanted sign over near a butlers café, and instantly went inside to acquire.
After half an hour of sweet talking and bullshitting his way to get payed under the table, by the day, Kazuma instantly went into the changing rooms and readied himself a busy day.
This is bullshit, I'd be more set and happy if we just stayed home and did as little as possible if I could fricken game, thought Kazuma as he put on the standard black and white butler suit, before he met his supervisor.
"Suits you perfect new guy" said a more handsome man with his hair spiked back and the center of it was kept in a small spiky wolf's tail.
"Anyways, my name is Kenji, and I'll be your supervisor, some things you need to know before going out there are the following" began Kenji as he took out a small menu.
"We have 4 specials this season, one of which we're out of stock, so remember that if anyone asks if we're still serving the Jingle Bell's Cake Balls, tell them that we're out for the day, otherwise we still have Santa Cookies, the Choco Peppermint Hot Chocolate, and of course the Mocha Capa-Kringle" said Kenji.
"Next is approaching the customers, you may greet them as 'Good day, how might I be of service', or any familiar manner, and when seeing them off, you may say, 'We appreciate your stay, and hope to see you soon'" explained Kenji.
"And finally there are boundaries between us the employees and the customers, so no funny business like promised discounts or unnecessary flirting, and especially no leering, got it" Kenji said as he stared at Kazuma.
"No worries, I got it" said Kazuma with a cocky smirk, "Alright then new guy, the floor is all yours, and if anything comes up, I'll be watching over you cause days like these can be hectic" said Kenji as they both stepped out to greet the holiday rush hour.
With the girls
In a short time of 2 hours, the girls had came back with memories of having a fun time in the streets of Christmas week Japan.
They passed by local food vendors and enjoyed things like Okonomiyaki, Takoyaki, and of course coming from the coast of California, Sushiritto.
Otherwise the girls seem to enjoy purchasing things they'd normally wouldn't see or find back home, such as Megumin purchasing merch from the Shonen genre of anime, to this millennial favorite, Naruto, Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, and a favorite classic Rosario + Vampire (Seriously they're part of the Shonen Jump family, and falls under one of the first popular mainstream Shone Harem Genre, to those who don't believe or would argue with me).
Darkness on the other hand had discovered a sex shop, and after convincing Aqua to wait outside with Megumin, she seemed to beam with joy as she kept whatever was in her bag near her at all times.
As for Aqua it was booze and chips galore, before she dragged the girls along to do some shopping for some gnarly Japanese flair.
Megumin bought herself a new wizards hat from a costume shop and instantly put that on right away along with a new black on red eye patch with the initial 'M' right in the center of said patch.
Darkness was thrilled and happy to try on yoga pants and bought a bunch in all black and yellow and grey muffler to wear around her neck.
Aqua had bought herself a classy blue Sequin dress, a beret that honestly made her cute to her claims, and to everyone's surprise a stuffed mochi to be her stuffed animal of choice.
Right now they decided to sit down and rest while enjoying some hot chocolate and sweet potatoes on a public bench.
"So how much money do we have left over" asked Megumin as she took a sip from her hot chocolate, "Enough to get something nice for Kazuma and for our trip back home" said Darkness.
"Wait what, why are we getting anything for the NEET" asked Aqua as she took a bite out of her sweet potato as Megumin and Darkness looked at her with a 'for real' look on their face.
"Well we did sell most of his belongings, and did drag him along with us, the least we can do is get him something nice" said Darkness, "Exactly what can we get for Kazuma that's nice" said Megumin.
"Well he's got a Kotatsu at home, his computer to still play games, and 3 hot girls until he does something to aggravate or annoy us, I think we should use that to by him some instant noodles" said Aqua.
"Come on let's be nice, it is Christmas time" said Darkness, "The fact that this commercialist time of year is to further remind everyone here the birth of the only son of like one god here peeves me to no end, but hey if it means there's a bunch of people who don't follow it's true beliefs to insult these deities are fine by me" Aqua said as this is the most cynical she'll ever be.
"Regardless it's the right thing to do" insisted Darkness, "Sigh, whatever" said Aqua as she just rolled with it.
"Speaking of, shouldn't we already head back and start looking for him" said Megumin, "He did say he was going to be at a place called Akihabara, Aqua do you happen to know the way there" asked Darkness.
"As much as I hate to admit it, I do" said Aqua as she began to lead the girls the journey all the way to Akihabara.
To say the trip there was pleasant would be a lie, in fact the 3 of them were leered at the most by more Otaku virgin men that you figured this was a hub for the misfits back at school.
Lolicons couldn't contain themselves claiming how cute Megumin was and anyone with Chuunibyou wouldn't hesitate to approach her, to which admitingly made her feel less uncomfortable.
Darkness was enjoying and fantasizing the thought of these horny desperate virgins to gang up and jump them and while she tells the girls to make a break for it, she's receiving a fate no woman wants, less of course you're this hopeless masochist.
Aqua just scoffed and rolled her eyes and for once was smart enough to not demand these men to worship her the goddess she is.
"We better hurry this up, I already just want to ditch Kazuma here" grumbled Aqua as she could hear a not so whispering conversation between 2 guys if she was willing to cosplay for them to satisfy their fantasies.
"If anything, I have no problem searching Kazuma by myself" Darkness said as her mind went further down into the gutter.
"I don't think we need to look any farther" pointed out Megumin as the girls spotted Kazuma dressed as a butler and working at a café serving woman.
"This is just too good of an opportunity to miss" Aqua said fiendishly with a smile as she lead the girls in to the café.
"Welcome, how might I be of service mistress" said another pretty boy greeter with an under lip piercing and his hair spike backed up, "Yes we'd like to be serviced, specifically by that guy" said Aqua.
"We're not that sort of business nor or we those sort of butlers" said the greeter with his eyes slit and glaring down at Aqua as Darkness blushed with her head in the gutter.
"What, I just came here so we can mess around with that selfish degenerate NEET, who wishes he could sneak around and steal the panties of every girl in this café" shouted Aqua as she pointed at Kazuma.
This whole time, Kazuma was restraining himself to publically berate Aqua like he'd normally do, while at the same time wanted to vocally dread how much she wish she wasn't here right now.
"Say Kazuma do you know that blue haired girl" whispered Kenji, "I've never seen that girl in my whole life" Kazuma said bluntly with a straight face, as all those times he had to resent his association with Aqua was what's going to keep him from losing his job to buy something at Akihabara.
"Right, we can talk about this later, hey Danzo, what seems to be the problem" Kenji said with a smile.
"The problem is that this monkey won't let us in and get service so we can mess around with that guy who dresses with the sole purpose to obey my command when it comes to associating with me" stated Aqua.
I really don't know anything to do with that stupid crazy blue haired bitch goddess, Kazuma said as he was pressing his mouth shut with tears coming out his eyes.
"Please forgive her, but we do know Kazuma" Darkness said, "I can vouch for her on that, hey Kazuma don't ignore us it's rude" called out Megumin.
Through this short time, both Kenji and Danzo can admit if Aqua wasn't so rude or possibly crazy, she was indeed a beauty, Darkness, with holding the masochistic pervert side as of yet, is a damn bombshell with a big sister aura, and Megumin with clear Chuunibyou, was cute AF to closet Lolicons.
So the question remains now to these 2 co-workers, how the hell does Kazuma, if he's not lying, associate to these 3 and do they really what to know that and his background.
"What in the world is going on" called the manager as he revealed himself to be an older man with grey hair, yet manages to look toned and in shape under all those butler garbs, and appears to be American.
"Morrison Sama, I uh, it's complicated" admitted Kenji, "Regardless you 2 get back to work, Kazuma I think it's time for your break, and please bring yourself and your friends to meet me in the back" said Morrison.
Kazuma could only lower his head as he was willing to face the inevitable as he had to shamefully follow the manager into his office with knowing that no matter what he said, the customers, mainly a bunch of new girls, will see him as a degenerate.
"So Kazuma, how do you know these 3 girls" asked Morrison as Kazuma was trying to think now and fast as a means to keep his job, "The 3 of us are all currently living under the same house hold with him" said Darkness.
Even if it was the truth, Kazuma felt his world shatter as he knew he was doomed and is going to be too ashamed to wander the streets of Akihabara, much less getting the chance to enjoy it.
"I see. Tell me Kazuma are you in some sort of say, an intimate relationship with these girls" asked Morrison as he kept a straight face still, "If you mean he once took all of our panties and put it in the tub with him one day to touch himself then yes, otherwise he bullies Megumin and berates Darkness" said Aqua.
I guess I was doomed to die miserable lonely death in this world no matter what, thought Kazuma as he knew he was socially dead and soon to be literally dead come the end of the day.
"Right then, but please answer me who is the main provider to you 3" asked Morrison as he cocked a brow, "Kazuma is" stated Megumin as the loli's kind honest words were too little, too late for Kazuma now.
"I think I've heard all I can hear, Kazuma, I'm afraid I have to dismiss you here based on your current position, however I'm willing to call in a favor from a friend of mine for the next few days, if you're interested" said Morrison.
Kazuma was shock to hear this, while it sure meant he can never come back to indulge himself here in Akihabara, at least he has a job.
"Sure… that be honestly great" said Kazuma as he had a relieved look on his face, "Great I'll call him in right now, and you can get started" said Morrison.
After changing back into his street clothes, Kazuma was given directions to work as a demolition engineer for the next 4 days, but realized something once he left the shop with the girls.
Why the hell would I agree working now that I can't enjoy the outside life now, thought Kazuma as the girls were talking to him trying to say how sorry they were.
"We'll make it up to you somehow Kazuma, we promise" Darkness said innocently, "Bullshit~" cried out Kazuma as he was done with life back in this world before he could be a badass.
4 Days later
It was back breaking and demeaning to wake up every day to destroy cars, and earn money for what, only a fraction of the things he owned before the girls sold every valuable mint collectable item he had owned that are at a butt fucking rate when sold at second hand flea markets or online.
Worst of all he had to spend his time sleeping in a tool shed before repeating this over and over again.
Today was what was known as Christmas Eve, and his last day working as a deconstructing ape for the man, so he could finally hop his ass back home in the middle of ass crack nowhere.
(Warning, the following is lemon territory, so if you don't want to read that, or simply don't care, I'll leave an additional authors note when it ends, foot note to all that, be prepared cause Megumin will be involved, only out of care to you guys who do love Megumin and ship her with Kazuma as this is a safe zone for your husbando and waifu's to be shipped in peace)
Kazuma came home dragging his feet inside taking his shoes off, before he notice how dimly lit his place was.
The girls are probably out eating a fancy dinner to themselves. Maybe I should lock them out for all the hell I've been through, thought Kazuma as he looked the door behind him as he dragged his feet into the bath.
After a nice warm bath after days of hard work, he was ready to sleep in his bed, and hopefully play some Dark Souls 3 or at least the new Fallout 76, now that he's home alone.
Or so he had thought, since the moment he walked in he saw something he'd normally see on those adult sites that are free to view allowing someone to thrill and arouse themselves if needed to.
He first saw his eyes gazing at Darkness' knockers in a nip slit reveal bra and crotch less panties matching yellow top gown as it was lined with black laces.
Aqua was wearing a pair of blue laced panties while she had her breast cupped together as Darkness began to pour oil down her perky breast, as she gave Kazuma an innocent look.
Megumin happened to wear a black corset, without the breast portion (Though it doesn't make a difference anyways) thigh high black stockings, and a black on black string panties as she was holding a riding crop in her hand.
"Kazuma, it's about time you got here, my nips have been getting so hard from the cold, because we had to wait for your" pouted Aqua, as this snapped Kazuma back into reality.
In nothing but a bath towel, Kazuma leaped and mounted over Aqua as she and the girls were reminded by his legendary sword Excalibur, which was 6.5 inches at full erection as Kazuma sandwich his sword between Aqua's lubed up breast.
"Ka-Ka-Kazuma ahhh, you're…being so…rough" Aqua said as Kazuma was sliding his cock back in forth between Aqua's face as she was wide eye with surprise.
"Shut it, you expect me to be romantic after intentionally dressed up like this and giving my added on holiday stress and don't expect me to take advantage in doing what I please to these goddess boobs" argued Kazuma as he was panting and thrusting like an animal that was hit with an aphrodisiac dart.
Before Aqua could protest, Kazuma at long last came and splattered his cum on Aqua's face, as she narrowly closed her left eye in time to get any in there.
"Aqua, use that mouth of yours that you always bitch with and clean me up" said Kazuma as Aqua meekly oblige.
As this was going on, Megumin was petrified in a way that made her wet and shiver with anticipation, as Darkness began to flick her bean under her true blonde bush.
"Darkness I want you to quit touching yourself and pick up a blind fold and a pair of handcuffs" ordered Kazuma as Darkness made a loud eek sound, "Yes Kazuma" Darkness said as she got the following out of her bag that was next to Kazuma's bed.
Kazuma began to remove himself away from Aqua before he pushed Megumin down and wrapped the blind fold across her eyes, before tossing Darkness over Megumin's legs before he handcuffed her hands back.
"K-k-ka-Kazuma what do you plan to do-ooh~" moaned Darkness as Kazuma began to run his fingers in and out of Darkness' pussy, "I gotta say, this bush of yours that let grow out feels nice that the touch is addicting, makes me wonder if you were truly a lady with any class" Kazuma said with a sadistic smirk.
"Hah~ don't say that Kazuma-ah~, I just- eee" squeed Darkness, "Lying are we, I guess that calls for some extra punishment, "smirked Kazuma as he swatted Darkness' arse as it made a loud smacking sound causing the masochist to give more inhumanly moans of pleasure as her warm breath was over Megumin's pussy.
"Ka-k-ka-Kazuma what are- eee~" squeed Megumin as the warm panting from Darkness was enough to stimulate Megumin in to cumming at long last all over Darkness' face.
Such a euphoric taste, thought Darkness as she could get addicted to the taste of Megumin and the touch of Kazuma on a daily as she herself was getting ready to cum.
"Cumming, I'm-I-I'm gonna" Darkness said as she was at a near loss of words before Kazuma stopped motioning his hands all together.
"Kazuma why'd you stop" whined Darkness innocently as she felt like she was given the worst tease ever, "You're not gonna cum by my hands. Oh no, after how you've tried to act all cutesy and ruin a good portion of my return home, I'm gonna punish you by a means that you thought you'd never endure" began Kazuma with a sadistic grin.
"Yes, I'm gonna punish you in the worst way I can think of now, starting on by you being my cock sleeve where the only time you're allowed to be touch is by my hands and my hands alone, and are therefore forbidden by everyone and anyone to let you cum so long as you're under my roof" said Kazuma as his dick suddenly got hard, before he procee3ded to mount himself on top of Darkness with his member firmly cushioned on her bush.
"God I can't get enough of the feeling of your bush, that the feeling alone is so soft and comforting to the point that I just might cum" said Kazuma as he manage to rub his dick through Darkness' bush and even rub her bean at the same time as the stimulation was getting the better of both of them.
"Tell you what, you keep this bush untrimmed for me, and I'll let you come, but…" said Kazuma as he leaned his head over Darkness' right ear, "You're only allowed by the sound of my voice".
Only by the sound of his voice, thought Darkness before Kazuma went and nipped under her earlobe as this was enough to finally set her free, "Yes~ Kazuma I'll ever cum by your voice as I've always been turned on by the sound of a man who can be sadistic, cruel, and can turn me on at the same time" moan Darkness in pleasure as she let out tears of bliss whilst her eyes rolled back and her tongue sticking out as she couldn't control herself but salvatate.
As Darkness was squirting over Kazuma's lower body, the scoundrel came as well as Darkness felt Kazuma's cum splattered under her breast before she collapsed and let out panting sounds of bliss.
Shit, I didn't think I'd cum for a second time like that so soon, thought Kazuma as he could feel his member going soft on him.
"Hey Kazuma" Aqua said meekly as she looked at him with her panties removed and completely lubed in oil, "Yes I'm Kazu-" said Kazuma as he stopped himself midsentence to see what Aqua was doing "Ma".
"You tease, the least you can do is finish what you started, and of course praise me for being the goddess who'll relieve you of your virginity at long last" Aqua said as Kazuma was ready to make a snarky remark but withhold his complaints.
Taking off his shirt and mounting over Aqua he only gave her his signature dead fish look to her, "Thank you Aqua sama" said Kazuma as he began to slowly insert his member into Aqua as she kept her lips shut before Kazuma finally went all the way inside of him.
"So tell me, how does it feel" Aqua said smugly only for Kazuma to start slamming his hips back in forth suddenly causing the goddess to yelp in surprise with wide eyes.
"This feels fucking amazing, in fact I'd say it goes as far as another reason to redeem yourself after all the hell I've endured since I've been with you" Kazuma said as he wasn't slowing down.
To Kazuma it felt like a warm moist grip that was constantly tightening on his dick as he felt the skin peeled back, and let what was under expiring a fresh pleasure of euphoria as he could feel himself twitch, causing a sensation to naturally put him in over drive.
"Here you go Aqua…You reward… at long…" grunted Kazuma as he finally thrust himself as deep as he could into Aqua and mark her as his own.
"Ka-ka-ka-zuma" Aqua said weakly as she was given a chance to catch her breath from further screaming as she felt a new warmth feeling inside.
As Kazuma began to pull out, he notice that his dick was a little redder than usual, and there was a red stain on the bed, "Oh my god Aqua, were you on your fucking period this whole time" as Kazuma was disgusted.
This resulted in Aqua gaining her composure to quickly sucker punch Kazuma, "The hell was that for" Kazuma said as he held his face after getting punched, "For saying I was on my period like that" Aqua said with an angry glare.
Soon Kazuma began to put 2 and 2 together, before realizing that a) Aqua was virgin like him and b) he said something irredeemable.
Brushing past Kazuma, Aqua began to undo Darkness' handcuffs before whispering in her ear what Kazuma said to her.
Gaining her a composure back as well, both Aqua and Darkness nodded their heads in agreement, before Darkness threw herself onto Kazuma and pin him in place as Aqua began to hand cuff him.
"The fuck are you girls doing" demanded Kazuma angrily, You're going to be punished while also rewarding Megumin, and I think Darkness has the toy for this occasion" Aqua said with no empathy to her words.
Digging through her bag, Darkness pulled out a small string lined up with fairly large sized black beads, as Kazuma looked in horror.
"Hey girls come on, please this was all a misunderstanding, I mean I was a virgin just now" reasoned Kazuma, "And so was I and then you accused me for being on a my period asshole" Aqua said as Kazuma knew this wasn't going to end well.
"Come on Kazuma, the first time it's always the scariest" Darkness said as she readied the beads with a handcuffed Kazuma mounted over an anticipating Megumin.
As Darkness began to insert the first bead up inside Kazuma's arse, Aqua began to remove the blindfold off Megumin and was instantly caught off guard over how one bead in and Kazuma was already rock hard.
"…You really do wield the legendary sword Excalibur" Megumin said with a blush, as Kazuma was ready to complain, but was stopped by the sudden force of another anal bead entering him, causing him to collapse over Megumin.
Unable to move, Megumin stood there as she saw Kazuma's dick was aching and twitching and leaking out precum, and got a little help from Aqua, "Megumin, spread your legs a little" said Aqua as she gripped on to Kazuma's cock, with the touch alone being enough to get the man to jolt in pleasure.
"Oh~, does my touch turn you on that much, or could it be that I merely have the goddess touch" Aqua said as she let out a fits of giggles as Kazuma was taking too much in to make a snarky remark or berate Aqua.
Before Kazuma could slowly insert himself into Megumin, Darkness decided to insert another bead with his head barely touching Megumin's lips where it jumped kicked him into shoving himself all the way inside Megumin in one push.
"Kya~zuma" yelled Megumin so loud with her eyes and mouth wide open before she slowly turned her head down with a tremble to see Kazuma inside her.
Oh my god, Kazuma's inside. Is this what it's like to have a man inside you, thought Megumin as she had her teeth clenched and trying to further process what had happened.
Dear god, and here I thought a pussy couldn't feel this tight, and feel so good, thought Kazuma as he didn't show any restraint into further fornicating with Megumin.
"K-k-Kazuma-ah~ please….slow…down" Megumin said between her teeth as Kazuma showed no restraints, "Damn it, saying something like that only wants me to go harder and faster even more" exclaimed Kazuma as he did so as he was lost in the folds of Megumin's inner lower lips and the cries of lust that sounded on the border line to that of a puppy whining.
"Hey Kazuma, we still got 1 more bead to go" Aqua said as Darkness pushed another bead up Kazuma as this proved to be his on switch as he seemed to go feral, without him bitching over his ass again.
"And now for the grand finally" said Aqua as she hooked her finger inside the ring that had itself attached to the string of beads up Kazuma's arse, before in one swift motion yanked it all out.
Kazuma couldn't contain himself from the tight grip and loud moans of Megumin to the constant insertion and rapid removal of the anal beads had stimulated and massaged his prostate that he felt a good portion of his balls drained as he came inside of Megumin as he could see his semen and Megumin's cherry blood over flow and leaked on his dick.
I've never came that hard before in my whole life, thought Kazuma as his hips were shaking and quivering and even though he did came, he still can't stop coming for what felt like hours.
Meanwhile Megumin was finally resting letting out soft panting sounds as her eyes were shut and her lips perked perfectly for Kazuma to lean in and steal a kiss from her.
"Hey Megumin, can I tell you something" whispered Kazuma over Megumin's as she simply hummed to his response, "I'll remember this as one of the most greatest and happiest moments of my life".
Those words touched Megumin as she could only kiss back to Kazuma's genuine words of compassion, "Hey Kazuma don't tell us you always wished for this moment you Loli-NEET" stated Aqua as she just ruined the moment.
"I told you already I'm not into Loli's" yelled Kazuma angrily as he notice the hand cuffs that were on him came off before he was suddenly kicked in the gut.
"Kazuma you jerk, are you telling me that what you told me just now was a lie you virginity swiping perverted jerk ass" Megumin said angrily as Kazuma felt like he deserve that, even though this will forever be marked as a new all time low for him.
"I'm getting envious over the lack of attention here" Darkness said out loud as this seemed to be the last straw for Kazuma.
Before the heiress knew it, she was pounced on and was already screwing with Kazuma, If you were feeling so left out, speak up next time" Kazuma said with a sadistic grin.
Darkness, getting over how Kazuma popped her cherry and claimed her as his woman had this to say, "Kazuma you brute, you're being so rough" said Darkness in a false unliking manner, but was really enjoying this.
Kazuma did everything from forcefully violating and tonguing with Darkness, to slipping to cupping her breast as he licked and nipped them as she let out moans of pleasure while the road warrior was feeling a combination of numbing sore feeling after cumming so many times yet a refresh of pleasure of finally claiming Darkness as his own.
And without any warnings, Kazuma finally came inside Darkness as she let out a loud moan of absolute pleasure as Kazuma flopped over her.
Hello there god, it's me Kazuma thank you for this blessing on this wonderful world on my horrible life, thought Kazuma as he passed out at long last
Back in the Mojave
Kazuma was waking up in his own private living quarters within the Brotherhood of Steel Bunker and notice that this whole time he had was nothing more than a dream.
"God damn it" Kazuma said as he felt like he had the worst dick tease ever, yet ironically the mess he had in his pants said otherwise.
"Guess I'm going commando" sighed Kazuma as he was getting out of bed when his foot knocked over something.
Standing next to his foot was a new weapon, as he picked it up and examined it to be none other than Lincoln's Repeater from fallout 3, and a note on the side of the rifle.
'Merry X-mas Kazuma, I hope this weapon does good for you on your prevailing journey throughout the Mojave- Eris' it said as Kazuma smiled at the gift from truly what he considered to be a real goddess and what he hopes to call as his main heroine and girl to whatever future journey befalls him.
While this went on the rest of Kazuma's party members were waking up to the same of experience of a gnarly wet dreams and a gift from the goddess Eris, and while Aqua maybe resentful, she can't deny it'll be useful for her.
The weapon in question she had was a unique assault model rifle, and seemed to be manufactured by the Chinese given how it was an AK model (Xuanlong Assault Rifle).
Darkness woke up and found herself next to a unique looking Ripper, and couldn't help but call it Jack for some reason.
And finally Megumin felt like she was given the best Christmas gift ever as next to her bed was both a unique Laser Rifle (Wazer Wifle) and a schematics to not only craft and improve version to the bottle cap mine, but how to somehow create 3 with the necessary components to only make 1.
The now there left a more personal and embarrassing question, to the group, and that's how are they going to cover or explain the mess they all left from their somehow same and heated shared dream that night.
Hey guys I wanted to post this sooner, but shit happens involving seeing family in Tahoe and Reno and me having an all night after final exam bender at Cabo Wabo.
But otherwise I hope you guys enjoyed this, and also the new weapons I gave our heroes to use, as this was the little change I had alluded to previously.
Though if you don't like it and think they should've been given something different instead, be it a different weapon, or armor or even a perk exclusively to the vanilla game to Fallout 3, please either PM me or write it in the review and argue with me why you think so and I might find a way to change it.
Otherwise guys I'll be back on January 5th for an update as to where I'm going next and some of my own thoughts, until then I'll see you all next week.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza =3.