Fallout: Kazuma the Road Warrior? XXII
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It was right after their intimate night did Kazuma and Aqua were greeted by the last person they wanted to meet in this whole war over the Mojave.
"Hello there, my name is Yes Man and I have a proposition for the 2 of you, you especially Satou Kazuma" said Yes man with his smile and forever chipper tone.
"Kazuma, what the hell is wrong with this machine" Aqua said as went towards the bed and covered her nearly exposed body with the bed sheets, "He's Yes Man, like Mr. House, Caesar, and the President Kimball and General Oliver, he's got a huge role in this war" said Kazuma with a frown.
"Well I'll be, you clearly must have done your homework if you were able to figure all of that out, let alone know my role. Then again, you were the man who did kill Benny I might in probably the most gruesome manner" said Yes Man as his tone of voice really makes conversations more awkward or disturbing than it needs to be.
"Question, even if I kill you, you'll just come back and take control of a different Securitron correct" asked Kazuma, "That is true sir. I take it my sudden appearance may have been better planned, but if you feel like taking out whatever it is that's frustrating you, by all means do so and I'll be more than happily wait for us to continue this conversation in Benny's Room" said Yes Man.
"Good to know. Now fucking die you cock blocking mood killer" Kazuma said angrily as he activated his Pip-Boy and whipped out Lincoln's Rifle before landing a solid critical hit, putting the machine out for good.
"Damn it, why can't I enjoy a moments of peace" Kazuma said frustratingly before he closed the door behind him.
"Kazuma, what was that all about with that creepy robot" Aqua asked for the second time now, "Sigh, in order for us to decide who gains control of the Mojave, we need to ultimately either ally ourselves with either the NCR, the Legion, Mr. House, or Yes Man" said Kazuma as he laid his rifle on the couch.
"Once we do that we go to the second battle of the Hoover Damn and depending on whom we had allied or set up alliances up till now, we win, game over, and that's the end of that" said Aqua as he grabbed the bottle of wine and took another swig.
Seeing as it was just them again, Aqua dropped the sheets before walking towards Kazuma and began to drink alongside with him.
"So question, what benefits are there to overall teaming up with these guys" asked Aqua as they both sat down while continued to drink.
"Well the NCR annexes the Hoover Damn, New Vegas, and every to all local communities around the Mojave, while there'll be people kicking and screaming because of the high state of taxes, the NCR admitingly has the best interest in mind when it comes to the Mojave" began Kazuma as he finally decided now was the time to sit down and talk about their next decisions as it'll affect the Mojave as a whole when they leave from this point on.
"Caesar and his Legion are doing this not because the fact they're raiders that are anything but self reliant, not cause they care about taking control of the power of the Dam or burning the strip down cause they consider it to be sinful, or because they're warriors who's only existence is to live and die in battle, but because their leader Caesar is doing this to satisfy his own ego, knowing full damn well that he's succeeded enough on actually imitating Roman history as a whole by himself that once he dies, so does his empire, even should there be an ultimate battle between his Legion against the entire NCR, if he manages to live that long" continued Kazuma as he took a breath tor ready himself.
"Mr. House is literally doing this cause he's a man who thinks he knows everything, and literally takes grander gambles on people thinking that the promise of money could sway us to do his bidding, while denying the accusation he plans to become a god king in his own right, but will use fancy words that mean the same damn thing, while siphoning surrounding communities, countries, empires, and more so of their money, and freedom" Kazuma said bluntly as he was really giving an honest take down of each of these leaders and their roles and desires for the Mojave and wasteland as a whole.
"Ok, but what about Yes Man" asked Aqua, "Honestly, the guys claims that when working for Benny, they want us to aid him in securing an independent New Vegas, but the issue is that he doesn't have a plan, and instead forces us to take Mr. Houses plan to extent, but while you think that'll leave us to be in charge in running a nation, reality that walking microwave on wheels only wants to go into battle, and after clearing up anyone who gets in our way, will literally end on the notation that he's gone out of his way to become self reliant and aware while being AFK for an unknown period of time, while letting us know that he's become more assertive in the process" said Kazuma.
Throughout this whole time, Aqua gave a variety of facial expressions in regards to which she heard, but all were mainly on the shockingly horrified spectrum.
Once Kazuma was finished filling in Aqua with all the details, she was left wondering the next big question, "So… who did you decide we're teaming up with" asked Aqua as this caught him off guard.
"Come again" asked Kazuma, "Well I know that you have no intentions for working with the Legion cause let me know now so I can kill you" warned Aqua as she laid her hands over on top of a straight razor.
Oddly enough, Kazuma throughout his whole time here in the Mojave hasn't given it much thought, other than the fact that siding with the Legion wasn't much of an option that had interested him.
While he has no doubt been a great asset and enjoyed the hero's welcome he had received since working for the NCR and the payment and discounts were always favorable, and the citizens actually never once decided to mob or turn their backs on him, unlike those he thought were his friends back in Axel.
Mr. House did guaranteed to pay him in a handsome amount of money no doubt for every deed he'd done for the man, and given that he's promised a life of luxury and retirement when all is said and done and given how Kazuma has an incredible amount of luck in him, he be a fool to turn down this 24 karat wrapped tomahawk steak dinner.
Then again, he can argue that he'd be a fool dealing with a man who'll indefinitely not only out live him, but will continuously take even more blind gambles and bets that will eventually bite him in the ass, and once he crumbles, he'll be forgotten.
Then there's Yes Man, a passive aggressive oversized CL4P-TP that somehow manages to be more annoying, yet somehow he's more combat effective, who'll turn this Mad Max inspired apocalyptic wasteland into that of the Terminator wasteland, and the last thing Kazuma wants is for former real life Govenor of California Schwarzenegger to go back in time and kill him with a lever action shotgun.
"Honestly I haven't given it much thought. Frankly I'd like to enjoy our sweet life here on the strip while I can" said Kazuma as he looked towards Aqua's nearly revealed boobs.
"Hey, my eyes are up here you pervert" glared Aqua, "And yet you chose to fell in love and rape this pervert" said Kazuma as this got Aqua all flustered.
"What are you talking about, I never raped you, you chose to had sex with me in the end" argued Aqua, "Ever heard of the term gentle rape, of course you have and there's no denying what you did was a crime. However…" said Kazuma as he tackled Aqua back in bed.
Digging his face into Aqua's bosom as she 'eek' in surprise, Kazuma had to do very little in continuing their night of doing what lumber jacks do.
"What the hell are you doing" said Aqua with a blush, "Just returning the favor" said Kazuma as he began to lick and suck on Aqua's nipples as she began to put up struggle to an obvious losing battle.
"Quit it you…pervert" said Aqua as she was slamming her fist over Kazuma's head, who began to oblige, "I'm fine with stopping things here and rubbing one out in the open" said Kazuma with a smirk as he undid his bathrobe to reveal his legendary sword Excalibur to her once more.
Upset from her boyfriends comment, Aqua did the only thing any sensible woman would do in a relationship, especially with one shut in NEET, and that was to slap Kazuma across the face.
"You know there's more to a relationship than having sex you asshole" said Aqua teary eyed as Kazuma held his face where Aqua had previously slapped him.
"Kazuma, I love you with all my heart, but if you think you can get me to shut up from flashing you're dick at me, then go to Gomorrah and get yourself syphilis" Aqua said before tossing some bed sheets and pillow towards Kazuma.
"You can sleep alone on the couch as punishment" said Aqua as she began to push Kazuma out the door.
A lot of things were going on in Kazuma's head at this point, from getting slap for the first time, getting told to sleep on the couch for the first time, but more importantly hurting his girlfriends feelings for the first time.
"Fuck, I am scum" Kazuma said as he lowered his head in shame as he spent the rest of the night guilt tripping over how to apologize to Aqua and how he's gonna make it up to her.
Hey guys, thank you all for being so patient for the next review, originally I wanted to write a second lemon, but I figured one was enough, plus I couldn't get into it since I usually listen to my lust when I write a lemon, so there's a free tip to anyone who ever wanted to write a lemon.
Secondly, OH MY GOD YES, Kono Suba season 2 dubbed, can't believe it's finally here I've been waiting since like forever, more so especially for the talented voice actress that is Faye Mata, whom I friggin adore not only as a voice actress to a lot of my favorite dubbed anime, but as a person since she's legit one of those people whom you want to invite over to play some Smash or Mario Party while cracking jokes and one liners of today.
Anyways, next chapter is gonna be slightly delayed since I need to jog my memory playing fallout New Vegas again, especially it's DLC installments since that's what to be expected in upcoming chapters.
Otherwise who knows what to expect in the upcoming misadventures for Team Kazuma and Chris, anything could happen from Darkness going on a rampage in killing the Fiends, Megumin may finally fire a nuke from a Fat Man, to even Kazuma having the worst night of debauchery that he wakes up the next morning with his dick in his hand and the person who happens to walk in on him was Chris/Eris, but for sure Kazuma's relationship with Aqua is definitely going to cause some mayhem in the group, how it's gonna end, not even I know.
Till then I'll see you guys next chapter, while I patiently await to celebrate my favorite holiday, national Drinking Day, along with me getting married to my Waifu, and no I'm not joking about that last part since I plan to record and post it in the upcoming weeks.
This has been your Humble Narrator Tobi Yaza. =3