Fallout: Kazuma the Road Warrior? Finale Pt 1
Disclaimers I don't own KonoSuba or Fallout New Vegas, and fingers crossed that when Fallout 5 comes out, it's not only great by 2027, but also there's a world that exist that we can play in when the bombs drop.
"Greetings, to all of our wonderful listeners out there, this is Mr. New Vegas, bringing the people surrounding and residing within the New Vegas city limits news on a couple of people whom we thought have long since vanished during this time period" began Mr. New Vegas.
"Let us start by retelling the story of the Feisty Loli Cyclops of the NCR, who after going on a one woman campaign in facing off against the Legion in surprise attacks using explosions, was under the assumption that she was missing in action when more than one day there wasn't a single explosion. It turns out our dear friend Megumin had traveled to a fair away place south of New Vegas, a place that no sane man would dare travel called the Big MT, where she had crossed paths with a former solider claiming to be once raised by the dreaded Enclave, who saved her from a lobotomy. Now folks, if you think this is but a far fetched rumors to tell stories over a bottle of Nuka-Cola, then trust me when I say that's not even the crazy part, since there were evil brains in jars she had to deal with, lobotomites demanding blood, and giant robot scorpions, and despite all of these new adversaries, she's gone and survived her ordeal and can now be seen walking the Mojave blowing Legion soldiers to bits again, either with her trusty explosives, or with her new laser pistol that causes people to explode, and if you're happen to be near her, rumor has it she now wears a talking suit of stealth armor" said Mr. New Vegas.
"We got news that the Warrior Princess is now back as well, having braved and traveled all across the Divide, where very few dared to travel and even less manage to make it back home alive, but she wasn't alone as the Courier had partnered up with her as they faced off a new kind of evil the runs the lands. Supposably from their claims, we can confirm that a new breed of ghouls exist, while something far more dangerous than your average abomination lays dormant under ground as whatever they are, they can rip a Deathclaw in half. I don't know how they did it, but thanks to Darkness, Chris, and a mysterious stranger by the name of Xen, they were able to brave through all of that, while preventing a mad man who wanted to nuke the only other roads for not only the NCR, but Legion, and the people of New Vegas from ever escaping the Mojave, so be sure to thank them should they ever cross your path, you can tell by the Warrior Princes wearing but a variant of the NCR Veteran Rangers, Riot Gear armor and helmet" said Mr. New Vegas.
"And now to all our NCR boys and girls fighting the Legion, I am proud to say that the Oasis Beauty has also returned as well, in good hands now thanks to one of your own brave NCR Veterans who managed to follow her as she went to set foot in what was thought to be a legend of all legends, the Sierra Madre. Now while reports claim that there's nothing but a deadly poison red fog that plagues the area, that's only but one of the dangers our heroes had to deal with, besides exploding bomb collars, alleged ghost people, and rogue holograms that kill on sight. But if there was anything to report that deserves them both our gratitude and respect, it was how they were able to put an end of a mad man who was the former elder of the Brotherhood of Steel, hell bent on using whatever evil to not only consume New Vegas, but all of the New California as well, but also they both came back, carrying the legendary treasure on their backs, all of which Aqua had decided to donate and give back to the NCR as a means to raise their financial state once more" said Mr. New Vegas.
"Now I know you have all been waiting for this since the beginning of our announcement people, so let me just say that Kazuma, the Road Warrior has finally returned back to the Mojave after a long journey into Zion National Park, where his exploits there had to be the adventure of a life time. According to the reports we got from the Happy Trails Caravan Company, the Road Warrior was the sole survivor after being ambush by a group of tribals who desired to take the land and kill everyone as a means to please Caesar and join the Legion, however they were not expecting the Road Warrior, who had not only had aid from some local tribals that had walked the lands, but also the alleged wanted criminal Conrad Kellogg, who was heading back east to work for a secret society that calls themselves, the Institute. Now if you think that's crazy folks, than prepare to be on the edge of your seats as the person Kazuma had teamed up in the final assault against this vicious tribals was a feared man, and was Caesars right hand man, who had went by many names, Joshua Graham, Malpais Legate, the man that Caesar feared who would out live him and would come back to haunt him, the Burned Man. So folks, be sure to congratulate Kazuma and buy him a beer, and Legion be prepared for whatever happens next the next time you cross paths with the Road Warrior" said Mr. New Vegas.
"That's all the news for today folks, I'm your host Mr. New Vegas, have a wonderful day" said Mr. New Vegas as the radio was soon cut off by the flick of the switch on Kazuma's Pip-Boy.
"Glad to know everyone is back home again" thought Kazuma with a smile as he wore Joshua's outfit over his body, and Daniels hat over his head as he was making the walk into the city of New Vegas, ready to relay a message to the girls to let them know he's back and ready to take responsibility and putting an end to this war.
However it was all easier said than done, when he already spotted a group of 8 Legion soldiers marching their way towards him, decked in mainly Centurion armor.
"Might as well send your whole damn army at this point Lanius" said Kazuma as he was unimpressed by the incoming opposition as he pulled out the Survivalist Rifle, before taking a knee and started shooting down the soldiers one by one without one of them getting a chance to counter attack.
"Like I said, send your whole army!" shouted Kazuma to no one as he continued his way into New Vegas.
About halfway towards the main gate into the city of sin and paradise, Kazuma crossed paths with the one woman he wanted to see during his time in Zion as she wanted to see him as well.
Wearing a red trimmed on black cocktail dress, with a large red rose over her left leg, as her whole leg and thigh was practically flashing bared upon all to see was Aqua, probably fresh from visiting the Atomic Wrangler.
"Hey Kazuma" said Aqua with a smile, "Hey Aqua, it's good to see you again" said Kazuma returning the smile.
"What's this, did you miss little ol me during our little break up" said Aqua with a smug smile and an equally smug snicker.
"As cheeky as always, but… that's what I still find cute about you" said Kazuma as he began to approach her.
"Look a lot has happened, and I know I wasn't on my best behavior, so please give me a chance to start over again" said Kazuma, "Hmm, I don't know" said Aqua in a teasing tone.
"I'm being serious here" said Kazuma with a deadpanned face, "So am I, after all, I'm not the only girl who still likes you" said Aqua.
"She's right you know" came the voice of Darkness as she and Megumin were behind the man they all loved.
"Darkness, Megumin, I'm glad to see you both again" said Kazuma, "Same here, and now that we're all here again, how about we all return back to our new home on the strip and have a serious talk about us" said Megumin.
"Us as in you and me, or un as in all of us" said Kazuma, "As in all of us, now let's go" said Darkness as she began to drag Kazuma back into the Lucky 38 so they call catch up and have a little chat again.
Ladies and gentlemen, thanks for being patient as I did promise to return and end this fic at long last in only 3 chapters, so now we only got 2 more after this and I can finally say and gloat about being the first and only guy to have written and completed a KonoSuba Fallout fanfic, since one shots don't count entirely.
Until next time, be safe, be good people, and please support your local fandom communities.
This has been your Humble Narrator and official author Tobi Yaza. =3