Fallout: Kazuma the Road Warrior? Ending 2
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Back inside the Lucky 38 Hotel, team Kazuma had got together after such a long time and decided to talk things out about the groups current relationship
While Kazuma could admit he needed some time alone and away from them to get his head and act straight, he knew what he had to do in order to bring peace to the Mojave.
Other than that, there came the important issue in regards to the girls feelings towards him, and well maybe he doesn't like full commitment, maybe he felt a little big during his time in Zion, maybe he was just greedy.
Whatever the case be, he decided that the girls should talk it out themselves, and will move from there.
It turns out neither one had a real reason to really fight one another for Kazuma's attention, because you know, they could honestly do better if they were to improve themselves just a little.
But since they weren't and figured that be it in this life or the next, they probably should be grateful they have someone who'd give them the time a die, and decided to share Kazuma and let him enjoy the harem life he wanted.
And what better way to celebrate their new found commitment than fornicating on the master bed, just the 4 of them.
"You like that Darkness" shouted Kazuma as he not only slammed inside Darkness' pussy, while Megumin teased her tit, and while Aqua kissed him on the neck and nipped his earlobe.
"Oh god!" cried Darkness in pleasure as Kazuma gave her ass a good spank, "Tell me you like my wood, tell me you like it" said Kazuma as he spanked her once more.
"I love it!" exclaimed Darkness as her head shot up as she stuck her tongue out as Megumin selfishly chose to tongue her.
"Come on Kazuma, we can be rougher" whispered Aqua in his ear as she guide his hand to shove his index finger up Darkness' ass.
"Oh God!" cried Darkness, "Dear god, I love you" said Kazuma, "You mean dear goddess" said Aqua with a teasing smile, "Shut up and give me some sugar".
They've been going at it for almost an hour now, and had no desire of stopping any time soon, in spite of the pressure that's on them to finally fix the Mojave up.
Eventually they come to an end as Kazuma would walk back in their bedroom, coming from the kitchen carrying them a tray of drinks to their liking as they girls laid together, all cuddled up.
"No joke, but honestly I found the sight of the 3 of you snuggled up to be cute" said Kazuma, "Then why not come join us" said Megumin invitingly as Kazuma smiled and sat at the foot handing them all their drinks.
"Ok so real talk, we got to get back to work and put this war to an end already so we can all go back home, or whatever" said Kazuma, "Agreed, so who do we help" asked Darkness.
"I think it's obvious we help the NCR take control of the Mojave" said Kazuma, "Figured you say that, though honestly, I'm for helping the republic" said Aqua as she took a drink from her glass of whiskey.
"Ok then, so how do we go about that, I mean Caesar is dead and without him his Legion should be no problem" said Darkness, "You'd think so, but on my way back, I was ambushed by the Legion, who were more viciously armed and ready to fight than anything, or anyone else" said Kazuma.
"But I thought I killed everyone one of Caesars top advisors in that explosion, who do you think could be leading them" said Megumin as she drank from her Nuka-Cola, "Not everyone, right now the Legion are under the rule of one man, the Monster of the East, Legate Lanius, and to say he's gonna be the toughest guy we'll be facing off against before this war ends is the understatement of the year" said Kazuma.
"I'd like to know more about this, Monster of the East, Kazuma care to fill us in" asked Darkness as she finished the remaining contents of her water.
"Gladly, Legate Lanius, is a man who knows only 2 things, war and blood, before the guy was even a teenager, at the age of 12 he alone would ambush Caesar's Legion whenever they came in his tribes turf. Because he was proven to be their only deterrent, the tribe became weak, so when Caesar came rolling in with his army, Lanius was ready to fight to the death and put Caesar's head on a pike, but his chief opted to surrender. End result this guy in a fit of rage felt betrayed and began to killing everyone because of their cowardice and weakness, as he put it, so after killing more than a dozen and a half men, he was finally put down, but not in the ground, when he woke up, Caesar offered him a place to be his right hand man and showed him the mask he had built him, and claim it's his if he promises to join his Legion. Supposedly the only thing Lanius asked for in return was the right to kill every last male from his tribe, now he rules the Legion with a true iron fist, as their new war chief, emphasis on war, and cares not for loss, so long as the enemy suffers an even greater loss, for his reason for not only this war, but is way of life is to take life, to dominate and posses those he deems weaker than him, and honestly nothing and no one can stop him" explained Kazuma in a nutshell.
"No one but us, quite frankly I'm willing to die for a future in the Mojave where it can evolve into something better" said Darkness, "Hell yeah, no one deserves to be a slave to a mad man" said Aqua, "Just let me bring Esther and point me where he's at so we can end this stupid war already" said Megumin.
"Glad to see we're all pump, but before we do that we got some unfinished business to take care of before the final battle of the Hoover Dam" said Kazuma.
"Like what" asked Aqua, "Let's suit up first, and please wear you're best armor" said Kazuma.
After a quick clothing montage, team Kazuma wore the best of the best clothes that could be found during their travels, be it Darkness' Elite Riot Armor, Megumin in Christine's old CoS Armor, Aqua in her reinforced security armor, and Kazuma in the Survivalist armor and helmet.
"Ok, we're armer up, we got our best weapons and gear on, now what" asked Megumin, "Now we do this" said Kazuma as he walked our his room with the Light in Shining Darkness pistol in hand and shot Victor clear in the screen as he fell over.
"What the hell Kazuma, have you gone insane" asked Darkness, "NCR wanted our gracious host to be dead in the long run, and frankly I can't stand dealing with know it all bastards who knows how to play the game better than me, so consider this as us skipping a few steps" said Kazuma.
"We're really gonna kill Mr. House" asked Aqua dejectedly as she enjoyed living the high life, "Trust me, he was only going to give us the real benefits once this war was cleared up and that was if we agreed to stay in his service, now let's get on" said Kazuma as they all crammed into the elevator to greet Mr. House
"Hey Aqua, what kind of weapon is that" asked Darkness, "It's a fully modded holorifle, a one of a kind weapon that I plan to use to kill Legion with. Also how did you manage to get Lily's sword" asked Aqua.
"Funny, I found these used by a group of ghouls out in my travels with Chris, and well I've been quite attached to my weapon ever since" said Darkness said Darkness.
"Same here, as much as I loved Ol' Betsy, I actually came to love this Sonic emitter as it has a chance to cause an explosion" said Megumin with pride.
"What about you Kazuma, what have you got with you on your travels" asked Aqua, "You mean besides this pistol, nothing special other than this assault rifle and these war clubs" said Kazuma as he brandish the weapons he had with a cool smile as the girls looked at him with unimpressive stares.
"Ok you know what, screw you guys, once you see how many more kills I get with this thing compared to you three, you'll have dick to say" said Kazuma defensively.
"Spicy Green Baby" the girls said in unison, "Hey now, the quote was Spicy Red Baby, which I am not, and secondly that's used by our friends in a different fic to describe a certain red head immortal" said Kazuma.
Before the group could continue to talk the elevator floor dinged as they all rushed out and started turning Securitrons into piles of electronic and scrap metal.
"What in the world are you doing! Have you all gone mad!" exclaimed Mr. House as he saw more and more of his contraptions getting destroyed.
"Quite the opposite you jerk, Megumin get off screen" said Kazuma as he shot another Securitron down without looking at it, "With pleasure" said Megumin as she tossed a grenade at the screen before it exploded.
"Right here guys, keep me covered while I try to hack in" said Kazuma, "You can count on us Kazuma" said Aqua as she got to flex her holorifle as she kept her composure as she destroyed the machines.
Once Kazuma was able to fully hack his way through, the walls slid aside as Kazuma tossed an EMP grenade to fry the Securitrons on the other side.
"Come on, I see daylight!" shouted Kazuma as the group followed him to a second set of elevators where they went down to where Mr. House had laid dormant for all these years.
Once they made it to the towers underbelly, the group was in awe over the amount of monitors and tech needed to keep the genius of the 21st century alive.
"Alright we made this far down here, now what" asked Darkness, "Now we confront him" said Kazuma as he approached a console where he finally released Mr. House into the open after so many years.
"What have you done? Do you realize that you've gone and doomed everything I planned for? Why?" asked Mr. House.
"Simple, for a smart guy who has no desire to be a king, you sure as hell got a god complex, who makes short sighted decisions" said Kazuma, "You bastard, you and those day walkers behind you have doomed us all to be governed by those savages of the Legion, or those bureaucratic devils of the NCR" said Mr. House in disdain.
"At least when I talked to them and their leaders, I at least know that they're all honest as to who they are" said Kazuma as he began to lead the girls back to their room.
As Mr. House watched as team Kazuma left him to finally die a slow death of letting natural causes consuming him, it wasn't until they were out of sight did he notice they left him a modified nuclear mine, rigged to blow in mere seconds.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHH-" yelled Mr. House as the bomb he learned to fear will come to take him.
Meanwhile back at the top of the Lucky 38 Casino, the group felt a light tremor as the exited the elevator.
"So that's done, now what" asked Aqua as they walked past not only the destroyed, but the derezzed Securitrons that now litter the room.
"Now we get down to business in aiding the Republic, and this is how we're gonna do it" said Kazuma as he began to break down and deal with everything that's to transpire in order to achieve an NCR victory and happy ending for the people of New Vegas.
"Aqua I want you go back and help clear the tension between the Kings caused by Pacer, once you're done, use that favor from the king we saved up to get him to get everyone on Freeside to act on their best behavior as a means to finally retain peace" narrated Kazuma as we can see Aqua shaking hands with the King as the war between the squatters and locals were put to rest.
"Megumin you're going to take a little trip and meet some people whom you'll like called the Boomers, help them out by any means and get them to join our cause in the upcoming war with the NCR" narrated Kazuma as Megumin handed Loyal the detonator as Mother Pearl handed her a set of Boomer clothing, much to Megumin's delight before they celebrated by blowing shit up for no reason.
"Darkness, I need you to act as a mediator between the BoS and the NCR, to end their war and have them on our side during the final battle" narrated Kazuma as we see Darkness witnessing 2 high ranking officers meeting and shaking hands signifying the end of their own little war as everyone rejoice that peace was once more with both factions, for now at least.
"Me I'm off to kill every last one of those assholes down at Gomorrah, and after that I'll head over and tell our friends the Great Khan's to hit the road while they still can" Narrated Kazuma as he finished putting a bullet in Cachino, while pondering as to who the fuck would name someone such a stupid name, while we transition towards Kazuma convincing Papa Khan to evacuate the rest of the Khan's with no problems.
"If all goes well, then the last thing we got to do is protect President Kimball, and then we can finally start the 2nd battle for Hoover Dam" said Kazuma as everyone was in place for President Kimballs speech.
Megumin had long since disarmed the bomb that was planted on the Vertibird after following the suspicious looking engineer, while Aqua had managed to borrow one of the NCR guard dogs to follow her and assault the engineer before he could hide in the crowd during the speech, while Darkness had tossed the Legion assassin off the tower he would have stationed himself to assassinate the president, all the while Kazuma stood close by to reap the benefits of not having to lift a finger in this operation as he drank his root beer.
Finally with all lose ends tied up, team Kazuma stood in front of Colonel Moore as she had a look of satisfaction on her face.
"Good job, honestly, you have all exceeded my expectations, and it was a pleasure working with you 4" said Colonel Moore.
"The pleasure was all ours madam" said Kazuma, "Touché, now I hate to say goodbye, but you guys are no longer my responsibility or problem now. Now you're my bosses problem" said Colonel Moore.
"And who would your boss be" asked Aqua, "How about you all meet him yourself, he's been eager to meet you" said Colonel Moore as she dismissed the group.
"Kazuma you have any idea who she's referring to" asked Darkness, "My guess is General Oliver, honestly I'm a little nervous to meet him" said Kazuma.
"You and me both" came the Voice of Chris as she was decked out in her US Combat armor as standing behind her for this final fight for the NCR was Boone, Cassidy, Ed-e, and Raul, as Lily chose to stay with her fellow Super Mutants, Arcade was with the Followers stationed and ready to treat the injured, after he got the Remnants to fight for the NCR, Rex was back with the King in keeping Freeside in order, and Veronica was stationed back with her brothers and sisters in arms of the BoS.
"Chris, it's so good to see you" said Kazuma, "It's good to see you too Kazuma, hope we're not to late for the party now" said Chris.
"No, you're on time, in fact it's already time to end this" said Kazuma as Chris knew the deeper meaning behind Kazuma's words as she leaned in to whisper something in his ear.
"I never doubted you for a second" whispered Chris as Kazuma smiled at her as he looked at everyone as they all grown and came to terms with their own demons since the start of their journey and were ready for anything.
"Alright people, let's go" said Kazuma as he lead them all to meet General Oliver in executing his plans to put this war at rest, and for everyone else to follow whatever path Kazuma will chose right after.
Here you guys go, another chapter done and uploaded for you guys to enjoy, and yes I know we're almost done at long last, more so I get none of these chapters have been action packed as before, but I assure you that the last chapter shall more than make up for it, especially how short these last 2 were admittingly, but hey I'm doing my best to condense down so much info in so little time.
Otherwise I want to thank you guys for your patience and your support, I know I wanted to turn this fic into an epic tale to be told, especially from the beginning, but shit happened, from getting locked out of my old account for x amount of time, having to create a new one and starting all over, and of course me finding my old login info.
Also to those who don't know how that happened, I'll tell you all now, I was literally digging through my old saved notes on my email so I can login and access to my old Steam account so I can play TF2 and Monster Prom, which is an awesome game you should all play and give a shot, when I came across my fanfic account info, something I thought that was honestly lost to the test of time since I thought I had exclusively saved that on my old phone which was destroyed, but that and a handful of other notes, including the phone number of a girl whom I liked back in high school, which I was debating to hit her up, but with me going to Reno, I think not anymore, but anyways there it was and here I am again ready to finish some old commitments.
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