World's Dumbest: Stranger Things Edition

Aloha, my fellow readers. It is I, the great James Stryker and I'm here to bring you a hilarious Stranger Things story. Okay, so I'm a fan of TruTV's World's Dumbest and I tend to reference clips from the show and some of the funniest lines from the celebrity commentators. Well, I thought it would be a hilarious idea: having some of the cast of Stranger Things reacting to some of those hilarious clips. BTW: this story is rated T for some language. So sit back, relax and get ready to laugh. I present to you World's Dumbest: Stranger Things Edition. Enjoy.

P.S.: I do not own anything involved in this story. All rights belong to their respective sources. World's Dumbest is owned by TruTV and Stranger Things is owned by Netflix and 21 Laps Productions.

This Story Features the Following Cast Members:

Winona Ryder

David Harbour

Finn Wolfhard

Millie Bobby Brown

Noah Schnapp

Gaten Matarazzo

Caleb McLaughlin

Sadie Sink

Charlie Heaton

Natalia Dyer

Joe Keery

Maya Hawke

Priah Ferguson

Cara Buono

Matthew Modine

Paul Reiser

Jamie Campbell Bower

Joe Chrest

Brett Gelman

Dacre Montgomery

Mason Dye

Jake Busey

Sean Astin

Shannon Purser

Alec Utgoff

Eduardo Franco

Joseph Quinn

and

Elodie Grace Orkin

Chapter One

Bait Car Maniac

Narrator: Hidden-camera-equipped bait cars catch bad guys in the act of committing all sorts of crimes. But, of course, the most common crime is grand theft auto, executed here…

(A man enters the bait car and starts driving while yelling at the same time)

Man: Yeah! Yeah!

Narrator: With particular stupidity.

Man: Yeah! (Beep) Yeah! (Screams)

"This guy's insane. This isn't just stupid, this is just- - completely out of his mind." Winona said.

Man: I'm coming! I'm coming!

"That guy's screaming, "I'm coming!". He was going somewhere." Joe K. said.

Man: I'm coming! I'M COMING! (Beep) YOU!

"That guy keeps me up nights." Joe K. said with a scared look on his face.

"He either has chemicals in his brain that he shouldn't have, or he's missing chemicals that he needs." Noah said while the man in the video continues to scream. "He's just absolutely bonkers."

Man: Get the (Beep) out of my way, bitch!

Narrator: And as it turns out, heavily armed.

(The man pulls out a gun and points it out the window. He then pulls the trigger, but there are no bullets in the gun)

"Then he pulls the gun out, "Click," you know. "Click," like he's firing at something that doesn't exist." Caleb said.

"I think he believes it's loaded. It may in fact be loaded and just be the world's worst .357 magnum." Joe K. said.

Man: (Beep) you! (Beep) you! (Beep) (Beep)!

(The man continues to scream at the top of his lungs and raises himself up out of the driver's seat)

"He's screaming at the top of his lungs, he's literally lifting out of his seat, like, "(beep)! Yes, (beep)!" This guy's got a rush going on that I wish I could have achieved while eating that pineapple and jalapeno pizza." Finn said.

Man: I'm coming!

"I think the secret to this story is that slurpee." Brett said as the camera zooms in on the slurpee in the cup holder. "That slurpee in the front seat is so big. I think somebody slipped something in there."

"Question: was it a cherry slurpee?" Alec asked.

"Oh, for the love of…" David said while making a facepalm while Winona laughs.

Narrator: But the party's over as the bait car's G.P.S. tracking device tells police exactly where to intercept the dangerously dumb criminal for this chapter.

"Thank goodness that he got stopped, you know, before he hurt somebody or himself, and hopefully, he got some help or stayed away from slurpees." Natalia said.

And there you have it, the first chapter of World's Dumbest: Stranger Things Edition. I hope that you all enjoyed reading the first chapter and I would love to hear your thoughts about it. I will add some of my favorite clips from the show for our favorite cast members to talk about. Next time, the second chapter will involve some of our favorite cast members talking about a clip from World's Dumbest Shoppers, which is the Patch-22 clip where people are trying to buy a Cabbage Patch doll. Feel free to review this story, add it to your favorites and follow it for future updates. And I'll see you guys next time with more hilarious clips and commentary. Till next time, my fellow readers.